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April 16, 2024


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There once was a thug named Brown,
Who bum-rushed a cop with a frown,
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 • PIG POLL •
MOONBATS
Which Moonbat Deserves A One-Way Trip To Their Very Own, Self-Imposed Safe Space?

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Michael Moore*
AOC
Cancel Cultists
Kam-Ala Harris
Greta Thunberg
Antifa
#BLM
ANYTHING FAUCI
LIZZO
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 *Due To Intergalactic Freight Costs, Tonage, Limited Food &
Oxygen Supply, Michael Moore And Lizzo Counts As Two Votes.

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TOP STORY
WE'VE BEEN SCREWED!!!
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"Giving Money And Power To Government Is Like Giving Whiskey And Car Keys To Teenage Boys"
— P.J. O'Rourke

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"In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes." - Benjamin Franklin

It’s that time of year again, and, we the people seem to be angrier than usual as the annual Tax Nazi deadline looms like a wallet-emptying Grim Reaper on the near horizon. It’s tax time, and if you aren’t pissed about this annual pillaging of we the people WAKE THE HELL UP.

They tax you when you earn it. They tax you when you spend it. They tax you when you invest it. They tax you six ways from Sunday, and spend every waking minute trying to find new ‘fees’, ‘permits’, ‘licenses’, ‘surcharges’, and/or ‘assessments’ to fill those relentlessly empty coffers.

offers.

In Mexifornia, the state’s Elected Tormentors went for the Tax Nazi brass ring with a - I am not making this up - TAX on your state income tax. The ultimate insult comes when you shuffle off this mortal coil, and they hit you with the biggest tax of all, the DEATH tax. How dare you DIE and terminate their ‘revenue stream’? Shame on you, not doing your ‘fair share’. Death is no excuse, room temperature Sparky.

As April 15th draws closer, we all become more attentive when Elected Tormentors bloviate about the new, inventive, ways they found to spend our hard-earned money. The Tea Parties planned for that ignoble day prove, to any rational adult’s satisfaction, that a growing number of sovereign American individuals are fed up with the Elected Tormentor assumption that it’s THEIR money, not ours. We’re fed up with the sneering condescension coming from our Elected Tormentors when they LET US keep a pitifully puny portion of our own money.

The Free State of PIG thinks the Tea Parties are a good, first step. It’s a good beginning on the long road back to a lean, mean, properly Constitutional, fighting trim, Uncle Sam machine. It’s a good start, but it’s only a start. We need to kick these greedy, thieving, Elected Tormentor bastards out of our wallet.

We need a real, no shit, no pulled punches, TAX REVOLT. It’s the only way we can make these rat bastards cut the crap.

One of the biggest, stinking, turds in the Tax Nazi toilet is called ‘social engineering’. The Nanny State makes you pay for bad ‘lifestyle choices’. A smug Elected Tormentor bastard decides what’s best for you, then uses the tax code to get the job done. The Nanny State uses taxes to coerce you into what it considers 'proper' behavior, by taxing things that you like, but they don't, via 'sin' taxes on adult beverages, booty parlor visits and tobacco products. The Nanny State coerces you into purchasing a 'socially acceptable' ride by heaping taxes on that Hummer you love and giving tax credits on some clown car that uses crab grass for fuel.

As much as we hate this social engineering via the tax system, there’s an even bigger turd floating in the Tax Nazi bowl. Elected Tormentors prefer to call it ‘spreading prosperity’. Others, those immune from voter retribution, invoke class warfare, when they advocate an utterly un-American stinker called ‘wealth redistribution’. They can call it anything they want, but, here in the Free State of PIG, we flush those Elected Tormentor Word games. When the Nanny State uses its monopoly on the use of force to steal money from those who earned it and give to those who didn’t it’s not ‘wealth redistribution’, or ‘spreading prosperity’. It’s an old fashioned mugging with Uncle Sam doing to dirty work.

Last year, we shared some of the amazing things the Nanny State is doing with the money they keep stealing from you. It worked so well, we decided to bring the concept back for a richly-deserved encore.

You get to pay for those U.S. Air Force jets which whisk San Fran Nan Pelosi to her taxpayer funded botox injections.

You get to pay for the 12 teleprompters which the Red Shed’s Marxist Messiah took with him on his jet-setting world tour.

You get to pay for the hard partying lifestyle of a Marxist Messiah named Barry Obama, a man who loves those POTUS perks, but hasn’t found time to do the corresponding POTUS work.

You get to pay for alternative energy pipe dreams like wind farms and ethanol, because they can’t turn a profit in the unforgiving marketplace, without those subsidies they’re coercing from you.

You get to pay the salary of the tax cheats that the Marxist Messiah keeps appointing to key positions in his administration.

You get to pay for the newly formed Obama Youth Brigades which are going to be goose-stepping into your life to break heads, impose order and trample on your liberty.

You get to pay the scumbags in ACORN to fix future elections for their Marxist Messiah.

You get to pay for the red carpet that Homeland Stupidity Secretary Janet Napolitano is rolling out for border jumping scumbags.

You get to pay Messiah Barry, and all his Marxist meathead minions, to dismantle the engine that powers our liberty: capitalism.

You get to pay billions in bailouts to seize control of entire segments of the marketplace, giving more power to an egregiously bloated, over-reaching, un-Constitutional government.

You get to fork over more, and more, and more of your hard earned money to local, state and federal Elected Tormentors who punish YOU for their lack of fiscal discipline.

You get to pay for greeniac brainfarts like CFL’s which provide inferior lighting conditions, at a higher price, and impose a much BIGGER environmental footprint than their unfairly reviled incandescent counterparts.

You get to pay the Appeaser-In-Chief to kowtow, grovel, apologize to, then beg forgiveness from our sworn enemies.

You get to pay the gutless wonder stinking up the Red Shed to dismantle our military might, leaving us undefended when our enemies attack this land conceived in liberty.

You get to pay unscrupulous gasbags like Barney Frank and Chri$ Dodd to pontificate about problems that they created, exacerbated, ignored, then profited from.

You get to pay for an army of job-for-life bureaucrats who will dictate whom you can hire, whom you can fire and how much you’re required to pay them. Just think of all the headaches your relentlessly helpful government is taking off your hands, business owner Sparky.

You get to pay for the ‘fairness doctrine’ muzzle the Nanny State plans to clamp on your favorite boom box host.

You get to pay the Nanny State to suffocate your last avenue of free speech, when the Elected Tormentors seize control of the Internet.

Last, but far from least, you get to pay for the Messiah Barry Gulag - re-education camp - where the Obamunists will exile unrepentant sovereign individuals like you.

You Don't Need Sex...
...When Your Government
Screws You Everyday!

I’m trying to be thrilled about all the crap that the elected tormentors are doing with the money they steal from me, but I accidently left my ‘thrilled spitless’ in my other pants. I’m compelled to ask the burning question: what’s in it for me? I’ve looked, high and low, but the answer seems to be a resounding, ‘nothing’.

I know what you’re thinking and, once again, you’re wrong. I’m not looking for a handout, and I’m not stupid enough to expect them to give me back my money. What does that leave? PAYBACK. That’s right, I want to make these Nanny State bastards SUFFER. That leads us to the next question: how?

Once again, we borrow a notion from last year’s tax rant then try to improve it. It begins when an Elected Tormentor, or top tier bureaucrat, wins his, her, hisher, or its turn to swill at the public trough. How? Each of them will have a nuclear powered device patterned after the venerable cattle prod implanted in them. Big fun, but it gets better.

Each taxpayer gains access to these implanted, electronic reality checks, via a control. Their ability to shock the Nanny State Nitwit of their choice, is based on how many ‘shares’ (taxes) they have purchased, involuntarily, from the Nanny State. The more the Tax Nazis steal, the more time you have to invest in your government. If you find yourself with unused, excess, shares, you can sell them on the open market, to those taxpayers who squandered all their allotted time, making Barny Frank and the Botox Bitch writhe on the floor.

Since these shocker shares are ‘regulated’ by the marketplace, nailing a high profile Elected Tormentor will cost you more than making a ‘back bencher’ twitch. Granted, you might spend a full month’s worth of shares making Messiah Barry twitch for 10 seconds, but it will no shit be the best 10 seconds, the most ‘rewarding’ 10 seconds, of your life. On the other end of the scale, an especially annoying local Nanny State Nitwit will be yours to torture for HOURS, at bargain basement prices.

If the Nanny State Nitwits want me to get more ‘involved’...if they want me to look forward to paying my taxes, fees, assessments, and all the rest of my 'contributions, these shocker shares will get the job done. I’m ready, willing and eager for my turn to zap the bastards, so the ball is in the Nanny State’s court. If they can’t/won’t give me my ‘buzzer’ time for my buck, then we’re back to square one. That means, instead of getting my long awaited payback, this pissed off sovereign individual will get ready to kick these money grubbing bastards out of my life, out of my wallet, by any means necessary.

If I can make them twitch, then I won’t bitch.


 
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COMMENTARY: HAMBO'S HAMMER
• HAMBO'S HAMMER
Have you been Hambo'd today? Every day, PIG's insane editor posts a sample of what's on his alleged mind.

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GOSPEL: PORCUS PITCHFORK

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'Fork Off! From time to time, whenever he's mad as hell and can't take it anymore, Porcus just says, 'Fork You
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PIG'S PIC OF THE DAY

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RECIEVING STOLEN PROPERTY?
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Source: Kangz

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QUOTE OF DAY

"We live in a time where intelligent people are silenced so that stupid people won’t be offended.” — Unknown

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WORD OF THE DAY
CELLIDIOT, Hamboism
A clueless cretin who, routinely, bellows details of his life into that pernicious technological blight, the cell phone, while you're trying to enjoy your dinner or a movie.
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LAUGHS OF THE YEAR MILLENIUM
#1: "We have the highest ethical standards of any administration in history." - White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki
#2: "Kyle Rittenhouse shot a sex offender, a domestic abuser and an armed Communist. This kid is only 17 and he's completed half my bucket list." - The People's Cube
#3: "Don't underestimate Joe's ability to fuck things up." - Barry Obama
#4 “ Teach your sons how to be men, before their teachers convince them they're women." - Unknown
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TODAYS QUESTION

Q: Will O.J.'s funeral procession be lead by the infamous Ford Bronco with A.C. at the helm?

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TODAYS TASTY TID-BITS

Random Thoughts to Ponder

Submitted By PIGster Lone Star

So now cocaine is legal in Oregon, but straws aren’t. That must be frustrating.

Still trying to get my head around the fact that ‘Take Out’ can mean food, dating, or murder.

Threw out my back sleeping, and tweaked my neck sneezing so I’m probably just one strong fart away from complete

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers. If you do find one, what’s your plan?

Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the ‘cool table’ in the cafeteria of a mental hospital.

I too was once a male trapped in a female body…but then my mother gave birth.

If only vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

When I lost the fingers on my right hand in a freak accident, I asked the doctor if I would still be able to write with it. He said,“Probably, but I wouldn’t count on it.”

I woke up this morning determined to drink less, eat right, and exercise. But that was four hours ago when I was younger and full of Hope.

We live in a time where intelligent people are silenced so that stupid people won’t be offended.

The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have begun asking humans to prove they aren’t a robot.

When a kid says “Daddy, I want mommy” that’s the kid version of “I’d like to speak to your supervisor”.

It’s weird being the same age as old people.

Last night the internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.

If Adam and Eve were Cajuns they would have eaten the snake instead of the apple and saved us all a lot of trouble.

You know you are getting old when friends with benefits means having someone who can drive at night.

Weight loss goal: To be able to clip my toenails and breathe at the same time.

Some of my friends exercise every day. Meanwhile I am watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.

For those of you that don’t want Alexa or Siri listening in on your conversation, they are making a male version….it doesn’t listen to anything.

I just got a present labeled, ‘From Mom and Dad’, and I know darn well Dad has no idea what’s

The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The realist adjusts his sails.

There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will find this funny.

Reading gives us someplace to go when we have to stay where we are.

Apparently exercise helps you with decision-making. It’s true. I went for a run this morning and decided I’m never going again.

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TODAY IN HISTORY
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1929 New York Yankees become first MLB team to permanently feature numbers on backs of uniforms; numbers correspond to position in batting order

1943 Swiss scientist Dr. Albert Hofmann discovers the psychedelic effects of LSD

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  • KULTURE WATCH: TRIVIAL TID BITS
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  • SPORTS: THRILL OF VICTORY!

IT TAKES BALLS TO PLAY IN THE PIGDOME
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• COLONISTAS: SOS -
SAVE OUR SOVEREIGNTY
INVASION OF THE BORDER JUMPERS
For too long, America's borders have been a portal for the unwelcome, uninvited, undocumented, over diseased and crime ridden riff-raff and parasitic hordes. They swarm across our porous borders, from all over the world to pee, puke, spit and poop in our melting pot...and worse. Read More >>>
  • KULTURE: STEAMING LOADS

STEPPING IN IT!
Get your weekly whiff as Hambo serves up a real steaming load to those that merit this odiferous award. It's OK to look. It's OK to smell. It's even OK to touch. But for those that have the misfortune of stepping in it, they get...A Steaming Load Award.
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" I am proud to be called
a PIG. PIG stands for
Pride, Integrity, and Guts."
RONALD REAGAN

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CALENDAR

April is...
"C'mon, Man, Pay Your Fair Share...
Month

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"...So Hunter Doesn't Have To Pay His."
"Let's Go Brandon"

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VETERANS

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Attention all Veteran's and Active Duty Military: PIG is cordially inviting all Vets, active or retired, at home or in Irak, to send us notes or messages for posting in PIG.

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• ZERO TOLERANCE •
• • • • • • • • • • • Amerika's Schools Are Being Transformed Into Orwellian Wastelands With All-Out Lockstep-Style Assaults On Free Speech, Expression, And Even Innocent Fun By Ivory Tower Eggheads aka Zero Tolerance Zombies
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• DUMPSTER DIVING •

NEED TO UP THE VOLTAGE ON YOUR SHOCK TREATMENTS?
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ETTTER WAY.
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• SIGNS 'O THE TIMES •
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PISSED! POLITICALLY INCORRECT SIGNS SLOGANS & ENLIGHTENED DRAWINGS. TO PERUSE OUR COLLECTION OF OUT OF THE ORDINARY POSTERS, PICS & GRAPHICS. A REAL PISSER OF A PAGE
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• PIG'S PLAYLIST •
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PIG DECIDED TO TURN UP THE VOLUME MORE THAN A FEW NOTCHES BY UNLEASHING OUR PLAYLIST OF WHAT WE CONSIDER NOT JUST GREAT, BUT WAY INKORRECT TUNES.WE'RE SURE YOU WON'T EXPECT "RING AROUND THE ROSIES" OR "WE ARE THE WORLD'" MAKING OUR LIST. TO TUNE IN,
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• TOXIC TOONS •
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SICK OF DRABBLE AND DILBERT IN YOUR FISHWRAPS FUNNY PAGES? WELCOME TO TOXIC TOONS, HERE WE EXPLORE THE TOXIC SIDE OF TOONING AROUND
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IF YOU LIKE EYE CANDY, KEEP YOUR SHIRT SLEEVE NEARBY TO WIPE THE DROOL OFF YOUR CHINS. ENJOY.
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NOTABLE PASSINGS
TO MOST, WE SAY FAREWELL. TO A FEW OTHERS, WE WONDER WTF TOOK YOU SO LONG.
BON VOYAGE.

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