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Michael Moore*
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AGE OF KORRECTNESS
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PIG exposes the virulent new political correctness which has evolved, thrived, in the new Obidenist Error.
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When the Libertard Lemmings and the mushy meatheads in the political ‘middle’ stumbled to the polls in November 2008, they did much more than elevate a woefully, alarmingly, unqualified Marxist Messiah to the highest office in the land. They did much more than unleash the Libertard infested Congressional Clown Posse on our life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness. In addition to propelling America toward neo-Marxist tyranny, they ushered in the Golden Age of Political Correctness.

With the onset of this Age of Korrectness, the Free State of PIG has a unshakeable sense of Deja Vu. Why? We’ve been waging war against these Korrectnik frontal assaults on our inalienable individual liberty, for more than a decade. During the last five years, the Free State of PIG fought this battle in cyberspace. We’re trying to channel our glass half full by anticipating all the new Korrectnik fodder for our Free State of PIG antics, but it’s not easy. It’s a real pisser that, despite our unrelenting assault on Korrectniks, the Age of Korrectness has seized control in America, from sea to shining sea.

Aside from its ascendency to the American bully pulpit, the Age of Korrectness is replete with the very things that we’ve been fighting all this time. By and large, they’re doing the same crap they’ve always done, but this time, they’re doing it from positions of political power, instead of on campus, or inside a captive outpost of capitalism.

There's nothing new about this crap:

* Free Speech has been replaced by ‘shut up’. Campus speech codes were kids’ stuff. In the Age of Korrectness, the Marxist Messiah and his head breakers are poised to shout you down. They will silence your voices on talk radio with a broadcast muzzle called the ‘Fairness Doctrine’. Just getting started, they are set to snuff out your last refuge of inalienable liberty by shutting down the Internet.

* Achievement has been replaced by ‘victimhood’. Steeped in class envy and class warfare, the prime movers in the Age of Korrectness are looting the rightful property of the achievers, and giving it to chronically needy parasites.

* Excellence/success has been vilified as a cardinal sin and failure has been sanctified. Life, they whine, would be so much spiffier, if Mother Nature was more even-handed when she passed out certain skills, talents, and abilities.

* Justice - the single, objective, standard - has been replaced by ‘fairness’ - an equality of results.

* The individual has been replaced by a group affiliation based on immutable traits, and/or lifestyle choices. Who you are, what you’ve done, is so ‘yesterday’, Sparky. All that matters is what you are, and, in that context, if you’re not properly-hyphenated, you ain’t shit.

* Critical thinking has been replaced by ‘drink the Marxist Messiah’s Kool-Aid’. If you disagree with Messiah Barry on philosophical grounds, you are vilified as a ‘racist’, then shouted down until you give up.

There are, here and there, a few surprises hidden in the Age of Korrectness weeds, but it’s nothing we can’t handle.

We knew that an Obamunist Error would elevate victimhood to new heights, but we expected the anointed victim group to be the Melanin-Enriched, because of Messiah Barry. We got that one wrong. The anointed victim group isn’t the Melanin-Enriched. They’re yesterday’s news. The newly anointed top victim group is GLAAD BAAG. That’s right, GLAAD BAAGs. While the Melanin-Enriched were busy getting a ‘brother’ those new Red Shed digs, the GLAAD BAAGs seized the moment and sped past all the other groups to take over as leader of the victimhood pack.

We anticipated the expansion of groups designated for hate crime protection. What we didn’t see coming is what just happened in Maryland, where a staunch Elephant Clan conservative rammed through a bill which adds ‘the homeless’ to those qualified for hate crime victim status.

We knew the GLAAD BAAGs were on a roll, but we refused to believe that Elected Tormentors would go along with a steaming Korrectnik load called ‘gender identity and expression’. What’s that? It’s that gem which coddles the generally-confused, what the GLAAD BAAGs call the transgendered. If your sexuality is so fluid that you switch sexes several times a day, you’re in high cotton under this goodie. If your gender switcheroo makes you dress male one day, and female the next, you’re in high cotton under this goodie. Big, big, fun.

We knew that Korrectniks hated America’s willingness to send our young men and women in harm’s way to defend our liberty against our sworn enemies. We knew, but we were caught by surprise when Korrectniks twisted the liberty defending patriotism of our warriors into treason by vilifying them as ‘rightwing extremists’ who are pre-disposed to perpetrating domestic terrorism.

What we don’t know, but eagerly await, is ‘what comes next’. Now that the Obamunists have unleashed the Age of Korrectness, where are the limits? Do any limits exist, or are limits, by their very nature, politically incorrect?

Will wide loads be given certified victim status and protected from those ‘hate criminals’ who slam dunk fast food down Blimp Butt’s gaping maw?

Will the egregiously esthetically challenged be given certified victim status and protected from the ‘hate criminals’ who exemplify, celebrate, and/or Emerilize, human beauty?

Will southpaws be given certified victim status and protected from those ‘hate criminals’ who, blatantly, oppress them by making everything spiffy for the right-handed?

Will sovereign individuals who cite the Declaration of Independence be tried, convicted and executed for hate speech?

Will rational adults who remind Korrectniks that Vicente Bush and Darth Cheney are out of office become the ultimate ‘hate criminals’, and qualify for a cell on death row?

Will religious-based opposition to GLAAD BAAG marriage, abortion, stem cell research and the morning after pill land those bitter Bible clingers in hot, ‘hate criminal’ waters? We’ll know the answer to this one in the coming months, as the federal hate crimes bill reaches critical mass in the CHCP (Capitol Hill Clown Posse).

To the casual observer, the Age of Korrectness appears to make the fight for our inalienable individual liberty harder. We understand that attitude, but don’t share it. In the same way that Arlen Specter’s party switch made it easier to separate friend from foe, the Age of Korrectness makes it easier to spot, and target, Korrectniks and their antics. We always knew that Arlen was a closet Libertard, and, now he has come out of hiding by admitting it in public. He can’t operate in the shadows any longer after he has been forced out into the open.

A similar chain of events transpired with Korrectniks. Emboldened by the Age of Korrectness, the Korrectniks have emerged from the shadows and are doing their dirty work, in broad daylight, where we can see them clearly. No longer lobbing Korrectnik mortar rounds at sovereign individuals from their Ivory Tower enclaves, lifelong Korrectniks, like Messiah Barry, launch their assaults on liberty out in the open.

Now that the Korrectniks have emerged from their enclaves, it’s much harder for them to use smoke and mirrors to deceive sovereign individuals. With all their actions in plain view, we can see them for what they are, ideologues. They are liberty-hating, true believers, who are waging a war of extermination on ideas - thoughts - which they find intolerable. This contention is demonstrated by the Draconian new hate crime laws which make the criminal's thoughts more important than his, her or its illegal actions.

The Age of Korrectness is an ideological war. It’s an ideological war wherein the Korrectniks seek to use the Nanny State’s monopoly on the use of force to coerce compliance from rogue individualists. It’s an ideological war where a free exchange of views is the epitome of political incorrectness. It’s an ideological war that paints a bull’s-eye on you if you cherish the following ideas:

* Inalienable individual liberty is your birthright, not a ‘gift’ from a benevolent Nanny State.

* The U.S. Constitution is an explicit limit on the Nanny State.

* The Founding Fathers soared above their individual flaws to envision a nation whose only function was to maximize individual liberty.

* Each American individual is the Master of his fate, and the ultimate ‘the buck stops here’ authority. The government is our EMPLOYEE, not our MASTER.

* You embrace "life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness" and reject the Korrectnik credo: "from each, according to his ability, to each according to his need".

* You identify yourself, and others, based on an individual’s actions, and reject such irrelevant items as immutable traits or lifestyle choices.

Annoyed, but up to the challenge, the Free State of PIG is ready, willing and able to handle whatever the Age of Korrectness throws at us. We welcome the challenge and defiantly thumb our noses at these rampaging Korrectniks. Hit us with your best, Age of Korrectness, shot, scumbags, and don’t hold your breath waiting for us to cringe in a corner when you invoke your Marxist Messiah.

In closing, the Free State of PIG has a few choice words for the too full of themselves, and it, asshats who are the driving force behind the Age of Korrectness.

If you snuff out talk radio, we’ll roll with that punch and keep on trucking. Our voices may not carry as far, but they will still be heard.

If you suffocate free speech in cyberspace, we’ll shrug it off and keep voicing our ideas, anywhere, any way, that we can.

If you try to intimidate us into silence, we’ll fight you. Never forget, even the USSR, and China, despite all their Draconian antics, failed to suffocate the inherent hunger for individual liberty. If they failed, what makes you think you can do any better?

We were born FREE.

We live FREE.

We plan to die FREE.

So take your Age of Korrectness and shove it.




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QUOTE OF DAY

"The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket."– Will Rogers

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Cashtration (v): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

#1: "We have the highest ethical standards of any administration in history." - White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki
#2: "Kyle Rittenhouse shot a sex offender, a domestic abuser and an armed Communist. This kid is only 17 and he's completed half my bucket list." - The People's Cube
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100,000 Fentanyl deaths is not an emergency, but 6,000 Monkeypox cases and 0 deaths is?
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Joan of Arc Was Now Nonbinary
Moon Battery

Liberal social engineers cleverly make efficient use of their resources by waging their War on History and War on Women simultaneously. Joan of Arc was no longer who she was. She was no longer a woman. Now she was “nonbinary”:

If Anne Boleyn can be an African, why can’t Joan of Arc be a sexually deranged freakazoid?

The patron saint of France ought to be grateful. By the time moonbats are through bringing Western Civilization into line with woke ideology, the only alternative great historical figures have to transmogrification will be erasure.

George Orwell described how it works:

“Those who control the present, control the past and those who control the past control the future.”

If leftists remain in control of the present, we will have no past and no future.

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Now I Understand
From: Hambo's Lovely Bride

Thank you for your service.

I became confused when I heard the word "Service" used with these agencies:

Internal Revenue 'Service'
Postal 'Service'
Telephone 'Service'
Cable TV 'Service
Civil 'Service'
Municipal, City, & Public 'Service'
Customer 'Service'

This is not what I thought 'Service' meant.

But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to 'Service' a few cows.

BAM! It all came into focus. Now I understand what all those agencies are doing to us.

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VIN SCULLY ON SOCIALISM: Everybody gets ‘something free’ and then ‘there’s no food to eat’WorldTribune

Longtime Los Angeles Dodgers broadcaster Vin Scully passed away on Tuesday at age 94.

Following news of Scully’s passing, social media users flocked to a viral clip from a 2016 Dodgers game vs the Milwaukee Brewers in which the commentator slammed socialism.

In the short clip, Scully zeroed in on the failures of the socio-economic system in Venezuela.

“Socialism failing to work as it always does,” Scully commented. “This time in Venezuela. You talk about giving everybody something free and all of a sudden there’s no food to eat.”

Scully continued: “And who do you think is the richest person in Venezuela? The daughter of Hugo Chavez. Hello.”

In 2017, Scully said in response to NFL players kneeling for the national anthem that he would never watch another NFL game.

“I have only one personal thought, really. And I am so disappointed. I used to love, during the fall and winter, to watch the NFL on Sunday. And it’s not that I’m some great patriot. I was in the Navy for a year. Didn’t go anywhere. Didn’t do anything. But I have overwhelming respect and admiration for anyone who puts on a uniform and goes to war. So the only thing I can do in my little way is not to preach. I will never watch another NFL game.”

Scully’s legendary career in sports broadcasting included calling the game when Hank Aaron broke Babe Ruth’s home run record in 1974, and pitcher Sandy Koufax’s perfect game in 1965. He was the Dodgers’ main broadcaster from 1950 until his retirement in 2016, at the age of 88.

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1982 "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" the movie that brought us Surfer-Stoner Jeff Spicoli debuts

1997 South Park's first episode is aired.

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