Q: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

Armed with wit, wisdom and wicked contempt for those guilty of catering to, propagating and pontificating Political Correctness, PIG takes great pleasure in lampooning and bulldozing these Korrectniks with an arsenal of what is sorely lacking in their myopic world...Truth, Humor, Facts and Fun.

PIG is the brainchild of one P.K. Crowley. Stigmatized, vilified, censored, intimidated, alienated and incensed by campus Korrectniks during his college days, Mr. Crowley declared war on Political Correctness. That's the moment PIG was born.

PIG was put on hold for several years while Crowley did a stretch of time in a marital institution. In 2002, while out on "parole", he forged an alliance with fellow PIG, T.D. Treat, and resumed his war on the Cultural Marxism - Political Correctness - that threatens to smother the flickering flame of our individual liberty.

PIG invites it's readers to climb aboard this Internet-based thrill ride through banned thoughts, insensitive humor and truths deemed too real by the Korrectniks. We both know that the primary difference between PIG and you is that PIG dares to say, in writing, what you've felt guilty just for thinking. PIG is much more than a punch-drunk, Politically Incorrect publication. PIG IS AN ATTITUDE!

We willingly acknowledge that Political Correctness - especially such key elements as affirmative action, diversity, group think, group rights - are common topics at numerous web sites, but virtually all of the existing purveyors are too high brow/academic: too shrill, militant and preachy; or are entirely fictional, parody Internet outlets like the Onion, or National Lampoon. PIG presents what Paul Harvey would call 'the rest of the story', providing our readers with a rich-blend of entertaining, humor-intensive, reality-based information relating to this important subject.

Given the wide ranging issues we address, you'll soon discover that PIG is an equal opportunity offender, so, kindly check your sensitivities at the door. Part of being Politically Incorrect is not tap-dancing around topics for fear of offending anyone. How anyone reacts to the contents of PIG is their responsibility, not ours.

Political Correctness started in Amerika's Ivory Towers, and the college campus remains ground zero in this frantic battle to save our inalienable individual liberties. But, the Politically Correct plague reaches every element of our society. Whenever you hear the following words and phrases, you're bumping heads with Political Correctness: fairness; diversity; overrepresentation; under-representation; oppression; (fill-in-the-blank) American; sexism; racism; homophobia; protected minority group; level playing field; glass ceiling; tolerance; reparations. Needless hate crime laws, affirmative action, disabled rights laws, sensitivity training, race and gender quotas in business and schools, sexual harassment policies/laws are part and parcel of Political Correctness.

Virtually everyone in this country - from day care denizen to senior citizen is impacted by Political Correctness, whether they realize it or not. This war rages on, but it's far from lost. If you want to join the fight, arm yourself with regular visits to the Politically Incorrect bastion called PIG.

Heck,we couldn't corrupt your children even if we wanted to. The Educrats beat us to it!

1) Despite the Educrats' best efforts to indoctrinate you with cultural Marxism, multiculturalism, level playing fields, sensitivity training, and diversity, your synapses are still working.

2) You work for the NSA,

3) You clicked something during a dizzy spell and when the room stopped spinning, you were here.

4) Your obsession with weird sex convinced you that 'PIG' is a porn site featuring plumpers.

A: According to Ethnocrats, Gendercrats, Educrats, Colonistas, Europhobes, Heterophobes, and other hypersensitive, overly enlightened types, yes.

PIG does not advocate violence or racial supremacy against any individual or group. We are not an extremist or militant organization (although Libtards would probably disagree) by mainstream standards, and have no affiliations with such groups. We do not hide behind white sheets or hoods, nor are we craven cowards seeking shelter in a gang, group or tribal identity. We do, however, satirize those so inclined by illustrating the new racism and sexism that has become so acceptable in the form of hiring, college admissions or recruitment preferences and quotas.

Each individual embodies a variety of likes, dislikes, and things that get on his last, raw nerve. PIG is no exception. That said, we proudly declare that we are up front and in your face about our biases, biases that do NOT include an advocacy for race or gender-based superiority. We do not believe that successful people of any race are "Sellouts" if they did not adhere to the Politically Correct "rules" of their race or ethnicity on their road to success. PIG bases its prejudices on individual behavior and "Content of Character", not any individual's immutable characteristics.

The opinions of contributors are their own, and do not necessarily reflect the views of PIG. Again, we provide the forum, and are backed by the First Amendment of the Constitution. So there! Neener neener neener!!!

Unlike Hollywood and Network Television, PIG does not feel the need to insult our readers' intelligence with overtly offensive language, profanity, or gratuitous sex.

PIG will not publish or advertise pornographic, or X-rated material.

We may, from time to time, exploit the female figure as a selling point, or to piss off 'womyn' and other NO-NAD whiners. It's a guy thing, so get over it!

Q: PIG LEADS WITH ITS SNOUT AND ROOTS AROUND ON MANY TOUCHY SUBJECTS. THOSE HOT BUTTON SUBJECTS AND YOUR INFLAMMTORYRANTS ON THEM SET OFF SOME TICKING MOONBAT TIME BOMB THAT MAY COME AFTER YOU PERSONALLY. HAVE YOU TAKEN ANY MEASURES TO PROTECT YOURSELVES FROM HARM?

A: Yes, indeed. We have an elite security squad that can and will dispose of any persons that even think for a second that they will do harm to us.

We have personal bodyguards that are ready on a moments notice to protect not just our personal well being, but also to the preserve the Free State of PIG.

Keep in mind, this was once highly classified information, but we will disclose just who keeps us of out harms way.

Here’s the dossier.

We’ll begin with Hambo’s personal security guard.

Introducing, The Hambo Hammerette.  Her assignment. To protect at all costs with her own life, the well being of Hambo.

Note the heavy hammer she wields and won’t think twice about using it on any Korrectnik, idiot or skidmark that even thinks about disturbing Hambo’s peace.

Is she and her hammer effective?

Yes, so don’t even think about approaching Hambo unless you have a great life insurance policy. She knows how to git ‘er done.

Next, we’ll move on to Porcus’ personal protector.

Meet Patti Pitchfork.

Qualifications: She met them all, but most especially, her attitude and a few other things.

Her specialties and unique abilities include scaring off any would be A-Wipe Zombie that that crosses Porcus’ path with an in your face approach.

Don’t let her good looks fool you. She’ll take anyone down in a heartbeat, all in the name of PIG.

She is wholeheartedly dedicated to the well being of The Free State Of PIG at any cost.

Trust us, you don’t want to be on the receiving end of Patti’s pitchforking techniques.

We personally designed their uniforms, trained them and taught them how to destroy Political Correctness with Truth, Humor, Facts and Fun.

Beware Korrectniks.

Wait! Don’t beware. Be afraid, and make sure you wear double-ply personal diapers if you approach us with your stupidity and our security staff is on the clock and near you.

(1) We maintain an irreverent, rather than an arrogant, preachy, long-winded, whiny attitude.

(2) We seek hilarious insights into today's Politically Correct issues and favorite P.C. personalities.

(3) We publish humorous, Politically Incorrect insights on a wide spectrum topics, many of which have nothing to do with Political Correctness.

(4) There are no Sacred Cows at PIG. PIG provides our contributors the opportunity to be overtly honest, opinionated, insensitive, informative and sometimes offensive. We do, however, insist that our contributors do so in an entertaining manner.

(5) Clear, insightful writing that has an 'attitude' moves to the front of the line, especially when it makes us laugh.

(6) We publish whatever strikes our fancy and offer no apologies for our selection criteria.

(7) Keep those cards, letters, e-mail's (we read our hate mail, first), cartoons, rants and horror stories coming.

PIG believes that liberty cannot exist without free speech. Our rights to free speech as Americans are enshrined in the First Amendment, which guarantees "Congress shall make no law...abridging that freedom." The threat to our rights to free speech is a very serious issue indeed. We believe Political Correctness is a real threat that compromises all of our freedoms and civil rights as Americans.

PIG's view is that all Americans, young, old, male, female, black, white, fat, ugly, dumb, dumber, conservative and, yes, even liberals, especially liberals, ought to take a hard look at the direction this country is heading. Hey, if not for yourselves, think of the children!

PIG is not the cure for cancer, nor do we claim the intellectual high ground. We just wonder, who died and left these sanctimonious, anal-retentive, neo-Marxist assholes in charge? Speech codes? Hate crimes? Protected minorities? Censorship? Sensitivity training? When did America turn into this culturally-Marxist gulag? Did somebody repeal our inalienable individual liberties when nobody was looking? Political Correctness has not only crossed the line, it has stepped on the wrong set of toes. If you value your individualism, free enterprise and personal freedom, AND like to have fun at the expense of liberals and leftist "Korrectniks", then welcome to PIG!