As you may suspect, PIG is comprised of a couple of loose cannons
that have taken precise aim at the world of Political Correctness.
with wit, wisdom and wicked contempt for those guilty of catering
to, propagating and pontificating Political Correctness, PIG takes
great pleasure in lampooning and bulldozing these Korrectniks with
an arsenal of what is sorely lacking in their myopic world...Truth,
Humor, Facts and Fun.
is the brainchild of one P.K. Crowley. Stigmatized, vilified, censored,
intimidated, alienated and incensed by campus Korrectniks during
his college days, Mr. Crowley declared war on Political Correctness.
That's the moment PIG was born.
was put on hold for several years while Crowley did a stretch of
time in a marital institution. In 2002, while out on "parole",
he forged an alliance with fellow PIG, T.D. Treat, and resumed his
war on the Cultural Marxism - Political Correctness - that threatens
to smother the flickering flame of our individual liberty.
WHAT THE HELL IS PIG?
An Internet publication whose unique point of view fills an unexploited
niche that others can't or won't - they don't have the NADs if
you want the unvarnished truth - address at the satirical level.PIG
is the Cultural Marxist's worst nightmare, a wickedly wacky publication
that goes beyond discussing and lampooning Political Correctness.
PIG dares to be Politically Incorrect. PIG dares to cover the news,
cover all elements of American culture with a demented, in your face
Political Incorrectness that is guaranteed to help Korrectniks reach
orbital velocity. It's a dirty job and we love doing it.
invites it's readers to climb aboard this Internet-based thrill
ride through banned thoughts, insensitive humor and truths deemed
too real by the Korrectniks. We both know that the primary difference
between PIG and you is that PIG dares to say, in writing, what you've
felt guilty just for thinking. PIG is much more than a punch-drunk,
Politically Incorrect publication. PIG IS AN ATTITUDE!
WHY THE HELL SHOULD I READ PIG?
That depends on who, what, you are. Painfully aware of Political
Correctness's alarming, geometric growth, we plot to attract the widest
audience possible. College students being besieged by campus-based
Korrectniks need to read PIG because their sanity depends on it. Korrectniks
need to read PIG, to discover all the evil, inspired, deliciously-humorous
things we're saying about them. Vast right-wing conspirators need
to read PIG because it's their patriotic duty to join this battle
on our side. Rational individuals need to read PIG because it's a
safe haven from Amerika's egregiously-irrational, rights-infringing
Nanny culture. Intellectual flat-liners who never learned to read
can enjoy all the pretty pictures and scratch their heads, wondering
what all those funny squiggles mean. Bottom line: PIG has something
willingly acknowledge that Political Correctness - especially such
key elements as affirmative action, diversity, group think, group
rights - are common topics at numerous web sites, but virtually
all of the existing purveyors are too high brow/academic: too shrill,
militant and preachy; or are entirely fictional, parody Internet
outlets like the Onion, or National Lampoon. PIG presents what Paul
Harvey would call 'the rest of the story', providing our readers
with a rich-blend of entertaining, humor-intensive, reality-based
information relating to this important subject.
the wide ranging issues we address, you'll soon discover that PIG
is an equal opportunity offender, so, kindly check your sensitivities
at the door. Part of being Politically Incorrect is not tap-dancing
around topics for fear of offending anyone. How anyone reacts to
the contents of PIG is their responsibility, not ours.
JUST WHO IS EFFECTED BY POLITICAL CORRECTNESS?
Damn glad you asked! Big Brother, and Big Sister are watching
you, too! By default, unhyphenated white males - dead white male culture
and values - are at the top of the Politically Correct's Most Wanted
List. However, ANYONE, regardless of race, creed, color, age, ethnicity,
country of origin, gender, religious beliefs, credit rating, political
affiliations, criminal background, shoe size, hair color, cholesterol
count, or socioeconomic level will one day, somehow, someway, be affected,
offended, censored, angered, alienated, disgusted or amused by Political
Correctness. If it hasn't already happened to you, you can bet the
farm that it will.
Correctness started in Amerika's Ivory Towers, and the college campus
remains ground zero in this frantic battle to save our inalienable
individual liberties. But, the Politically Correct plague reaches
every element of our society. Whenever you hear the following words
and phrases, you're bumping heads with Political Correctness: fairness;
diversity; overrepresentation; under-representation; oppression;
(fill-in-the-blank) American; sexism; racism; homophobia; protected
minority group; level playing field; glass ceiling; tolerance; reparations.
Needless hate crime laws, affirmative action, disabled rights laws,
sensitivity training, race and gender quotas in business and schools,
sexual harassment policies/laws are part and parcel of Political
everyone in this country - from day care denizen to senior citizen
is impacted by Political Correctness, whether they realize it or
not. This war rages on, but it's far from lost. If you want to join
the fight, arm yourself with regular visits to the Politically Incorrect
bastion called PIG.
WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN?
There is no need for parental supervision. After all, if you trust
your children to the encounter group cleverly disguised as public
education, MTV, graphically violent video games, the NBA, Britney
Spears, the Internet, and worst of all, Network TV, then don't think
for a second we will be a corrupting influence on your precious cargo.
PIG is recommended for ages 6 and up, as long as they remember to
say no to drugs, clean their rooms and spend at least two hours a
day doing their homework.
couldn't corrupt your children even if we wanted to. The Educrats
beat us to it!
Q:HOW THE HELL DID I END UP ON THE PAGES OF THE FREE STATE OF PIG?
A: The mere fact that you're here means one or more of the following is true:
1) Despite the Educrats' best efforts to indoctrinate you with cultural Marxism, multiculturalism, level playing fields, sensitivity training, and diversity, your synapses are still working.
2) You work for the NSA,
3) You clicked something during a dizzy spell and when the room stopped spinning, you were here.
4) Your obsession with weird sex convinced you that 'PIG' is a porn site featuring plumpers.
ARE YOU A BUNCH OF RACIST, SEXIST, LIBERAL
According to Ethnocrats, Gendercrats, Educrats, Colonistas,
Europhobes, Heterophobes, and other hypersensitive, overly enlightened
does not advocate violence or racial supremacy against any individual
or group. We are not an extremist or militant organization (although
Libtards would probably disagree) by mainstream standards, and have
no affiliations with such groups. We do not hide behind white sheets
or hoods, nor are we craven cowards seeking shelter in a gang, group
or tribal identity. We do, however, satirize those so inclined by
illustrating the new racism and sexism that has become so acceptable
in the form of hiring, college admissions or recruitment preferences
individual embodies a variety of likes, dislikes, and things that
get on his last, raw nerve. PIG is no exception. That said, we proudly
declare that we are up front and in your face about our biases,
biases that do NOT include an advocacy for race or gender-based
superiority. We do not believe that successful people of any race
are "Sellouts" if they did not adhere to the Politically Correct
"rules" of their race or ethnicity on their road to success. PIG
bases its prejudices on individual behavior and "Content of Character",
not any individual's immutable characteristics.
opinions of contributors are their own, and do not necessarily reflect
the views of PIG. Again, we provide the forum, and are backed by
the First Amendment of the Constitution. So there! Neener neener
DO YOU HAVE ANY REDEEMABLE QUALITIES OR
few, but don't hold that against us. For one thing, we are neither
liberals, lawyers, psychobabblers, academics, government workers or
Hollywood and Network Television, PIG does not feel the need to
insult our readers' intelligence with overtly offensive language,
profanity, or gratuitous sex.
PIG will not publish or advertise pornographic, or X-rated material.
may, from time to time, exploit the female figure as a selling point,
or to piss off 'womyn' and other NO-NAD whiners. It's a guy thing,
so get over it!
Q: PIG LEADS WITH ITS SNOUT AND ROOTS AROUND ON MANY TOUCHY SUBJECTS. THOSE HOT BUTTON SUBJECTS AND YOUR INFLAMMTORYRANTS ON THEM SET OFF SOME TICKING MOONBAT TIME BOMB THAT MAY COME AFTER YOU PERSONALLY. HAVE YOU TAKEN ANY MEASURES TO PROTECT YOURSELVES FROM HARM?
A: Yes, indeed. We have an elite security squad that can and will dispose of any persons that even think for a second that they will do harm to us.
We have personal bodyguards that are ready on a moments notice to protect not just our personal well being, but also to the preserve the Free State of PIG.
Keep in mind, this was once highly classified information, but we will disclose just who keeps us of out harms way.
Here’s the dossier.
We’ll begin with Hambo’s personal security guard.
Introducing, The Hambo Hammerette. Her assignment. To protect at all costs with her own life, the well being of Hambo.
Note the heavy hammer she wields and won’t think twice about using it on any Korrectnik, idiot or skidmark that even thinks about disturbing Hambo’s peace.
Is she and her hammer effective?
Yes, so don’t even think about approaching Hambo unless you have a great life insurance policy. She knows how to git ‘er done.
Next, we’ll move on to Porcus’ personal protector.
Meet Patti Pitchfork.
Qualifications: She met them all, but most especially, her attitude and a few other things.
Her specialties and unique abilities include scaring off any would be A-Wipe Zombie that that crosses Porcus’ path with an in your face approach.
Don’t let her good looks fool you. She’ll take anyone down in a heartbeat, all in the name of PIG.
She is wholeheartedly dedicated to the well being of The Free State Of PIG at any cost.
Trust us, you don’t want to be on the receiving end of Patti’s pitchforking techniques.
We personally designed their uniforms, trained them and taught them how to destroy Political Correctness with Truth, Humor, Facts and Fun.
Wait! Don’t beware. Be afraid, and make sure you wear double-ply personal diapers if you approach us with your stupidity and our security staff is on the clock and near you.
AWESOME! CAN I CONTRIBUTE?
Yes, and here are some points to remember when one reads or seeks
publication in PIG:
We maintain an irreverent, rather than an arrogant, preachy, long-winded,
(2) We seek hilarious insights into today's Politically Correct
issues and favorite P.C. personalities.
We publish humorous, Politically Incorrect insights on a wide spectrum
topics, many of which have nothing to do with Political Correctness.
There are no Sacred Cows at PIG. PIG provides our contributors the
opportunity to be overtly honest, opinionated, insensitive, informative
and sometimes offensive. We do, however, insist that our contributors
do so in an entertaining manner.
Clear, insightful writing that has an 'attitude' moves to the front
of the line, especially when it makes us laugh.
We publish whatever strikes our fancy and offer no apologies for
our selection criteria.
Keep those cards, letters, e-mail's (we read our hate mail, first),
cartoons, rants and horror stories coming.
IS THIS THE PART WHERE YOU GET OVERLY PATRIOTIC?
Yes. Now please rise and place your hand over your heart...
believes that liberty cannot exist without free speech. Our rights
to free speech as Americans are enshrined in the First Amendment,
which guarantees "Congress shall make no law...abridging that
freedom." The threat to our rights to free speech is a very
serious issue indeed. We believe Political Correctness is a real
threat that compromises all of our freedoms and civil rights as
view is that all Americans, young, old, male, female, black, white,
fat, ugly, dumb, dumber, conservative and, yes, even liberals, especially
liberals, ought to take a hard look at the direction this country
is heading. Hey, if not for yourselves, think of the children!
is not the cure for cancer, nor do we claim the intellectual high
ground. We just wonder, who died and left these sanctimonious, anal-retentive,
neo-Marxist assholes in charge? Speech codes? Hate crimes? Protected
minorities? Censorship? Sensitivity training? When did America turn
into this culturally-Marxist gulag? Did somebody repeal our inalienable
individual liberties when nobody was looking? Political Correctness
has not only crossed the line, it has stepped on the wrong set of
toes. If you value your individualism, free enterprise and personal
freedom, AND like to have fun at the expense of liberals and leftist
"Korrectniks", then welcome to PIG!
YOU GUYS ARE TOO COOL! WHAT CAN I DO NOW?
to the best of our ability, we confess to rampaging coolness.
Thank you for visiting The Free State of PIG. Whether you agree with
us or not, we do our utmost to justify our existence by encouraging
you to defy the politically correct status quo. Don't follow the brain-dead
herd'. Don't run with the intellectually flat-lining lemmings when
they hurl themselves off the precipice to a living death, a zombie-like
trance called political correctness.
We are not out to convert anyone to our beliefs. Instead, we strive
to inspire PIG readers to think and act as an Army of One - an Individual.
In addition to inspiring your Individuality, PIG invites you to join
the fun. Take advantage of our on-line, op-ed style forum and ante
up your two-cents worth. We eagerly await your feedback - good, bad,
ugly, or indifferent.
We hope your PIG experience was as rewarding for you as it is for
us to provide to you.
NOW...get out there, come out of the closet, declare your independence,
defect to the incorrect, bash some p.c. liberals, and above all, visit
PIG on a regular basis.