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Man
walks into a butcher shop and notices a special on brains. Normal
brains were $2.00 per lb. Politically correct brains were $5.00
per lb. He asks the butcher why the politically correct brains
were so much more. The butcher replied, "Do you know how
hard it is to find a politically correct person with brains?" |
If,
as it's often said, laughter is the best medicine, you'll be thrilled
spitless to learn that PIG is healthy as a Dothead bovine. We enjoy
laughing and are proud to declare that we laugh at all the 'wrong'
things: Korrectniks; Lip-flappers; Hygenically-Challenged, Cheese-Eating
Surrender Monkeys; Lunatic Lefty Legicrats; Ivory Tower Idiocy;
Intellectually Flat-Lining Desperado's; Human Gene-pool Improvement
Volunteers; plus Wingnuts across the political spectrum. Did we
mention Hillary?
In
this section, you'll find an assortment of things that made us laugh...Some
are original, others imported, but funny enough to make them PIG-worthy.
We invite you to check your sensitivities at the door and join us
for some PIG-induced laugh therapy. Go ahead, laugh out loud when
you feel the need. We promise not to turn you in to the sensitivity
Nazis.
PIG
uses material collected from many diverse sources. We cannot verify
the source of much of the material, as it arrives via the Internet.
If we have material that is/was somehow plagiarized, please contact
us, with verification of intellectual/creative ownership, and we
will promptly remove said piece from PIG.
To
submit your satirical take on Political Correctness/Political Incorrectness
in the form of essay, joke, poem, please send your submission to
the address below.
If
you have any artistic ability, break out the crayons and submit
politically incorrect graphics, cartoons, illustrations, parodies
or other graphic material as attatchments in the form of jpeg, PDF
or gif formats.
All
submissions, written or graphic should be sent to pig@pigazette.
For
further submission guidelines and information, please visit the
PIGPEN
/ FORUM page.
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