It's dirty little secret time at PIG, so ready or not...Here it comes. Whenever you ingest any form of 'The Media' - Boob Tube, Boom Box or Fishwrap, you're mainlining 'entertainment'. That's right, entertainment, because the news you get from any or all of them is as real as your basic Tom Clancy novel. It contains reality bytes, but, for the most part it's fiction. See, that didn't hurt a bit.

We know what you're thinking, and you're wrong...again: "What the [expletive deleted] are you PIG prattlers smoking? News is news...entertainment is entertainment; I don't need your help telling them apart." Granted [the news] media and entertainment aren't popular culture's Olsen twin equivalent, but there are commonalities, so shut your yap and let a rational adult explain it to you. Don't you dare touch that mouse, Sparky, or this PIG prattler will hunt you down. We have our secret ways...but I digress. Media - A.K.A. the news media - and popular entertainment appear to be unrelated, but, in this case, appearances can be deceiving.

Like you, PIG is up to here with condescending, opinionated assholes whose only demonstrable skill is limited to reading a Teleprompter or memorizing a script/lyric. Mind numbing crap still reeks, no matter who spews it: Barbie and Ken doll news numbskulls; grizzled network nitwits; jaded [alleged] journalists who wouldn't recognize objectivity if it fell on them; egregiously overpaid thespians whose rightful place in society is the food service, store clerk or gas jockey job they once performed. Opinionated, photogenic intellectual flat-liners who exist in highly visible fantasy worlds are the last damn people who should be spouting smugly superior drivel about 'reality', 'government's legitimate functions' or the proper way to sustain our individual liberty. Are you still with me, Sparky?

PIG has [expletive deleted] had it with spin doctored, politically correct media and entertainment content delivered by a diversity-hired rainbow coalition whose only intellectual qualifications are based on those all too familiar immutable traits: race, gender, ethnicity and sexual orientation. View any David E. Kelly show...view any Law and Order episode, try to sit though an entire Left Wing episode and you'll find the terminally progressive, politically-correct plots chillingly similar to your standard issue network newscast. Have I got your undivided attention yet, Sparky?

In this section, PIG will unmask the media spin doctoring and tell you how to neutralize it. We'll subject punkass entertainment pundits to the ridicule they so richly deserve. Far from finished, PIG will explain how and why popular entertainment reached such a deplorable, brain-dead state. We'll do all this and more, because we enjoy it. Take a chance, Sparky...dive into the media and entertainment section, or this PIG rattler will hunt you down and smack you silly. Don't make me come over there.

– T.D. Treat