PIG'S PINUP'S

Damn right, and if you're on this page, you know you do, too.

Sorry, but no parental warning for this page is required, as these are images of respectable young women, not womyn, that take pride in showcasing their goods, tastefully, and we give PIG Props to these dazzling damsels willing to proudly share their visually stunning gifts with the rest of the world.

What makes them respectable? Easy. The fact that they didn't date Porcus.

Nothing wrong with looking, folks. As a wise man once said, "It's Okay to look at the menu, as long as you eat at home."

However, if you've been whipped into submission by 'Her,' simply explain that you didn't have time to visit the local art museum or gallery to get cultured, so you stopped by PIG's Pinup page for 'refinement.'

We hope you enjoy our gallery of gorgeous pinup gals, along with the occasional token Uglo-saurus, in either photographic or artistic form.

What the hell, we don't need anyone's permission to look at or think about being stranded on a tropical island with some of the following beauties peeling our grapes and opening our beers, but dammit, we all know it ain't gonna happen to us or you, right?

NOT DUDES

HAPPY NEW YEAR

HAPPY HALLOWEEN FROM BETTIE PAGE

COURTESY OF THE MY PILLOW GUY

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GOT MILK?

GEOGRAPHY LESSON: MOUNTAINS OF MAJESTY

PIG-ISH PRIDE MONTH?

JUST KIDDING

WHY I WENT TO ART SCHOOL

THE ART OF ADRIAN MORARU

MERRY CHRISTMAS PIGSTERS

GETTING PUMPED DOESN'T HAVE TO BE PAINFUL

IN HONOR OF COLUMBUS DAY 2021

FARMERS DAUGHTER

PATRIOTIC PRETTYS

FORE PLAY: PAIGE SPIRANAC

PIGALS OF THE YEAR 2020: FIRST RESPONDERS

WOMEN GOING THE EXTRA MILE, AND LOOKING GOOD DOING IT

NAUTICAL NIGHTMARES

Guess they can't be at Wal-Mart all the time...

MISS AMERICA GETS UGLY: BEAUTY TAKES A BACK SEAT

Well, it’s the end of an iconic era when the killjoys who run the Miss America Pageant are doing away with the swimsuit competition and focus on other talents and assets of the contestants.

Fine. That’s cool, according to the “All women are beautiful” herd. With that line of thinking, does that mean eyesores like Rosie O’Donnell, Michael Moore, Low I.Q. Maxine Waters, Joy Behar or Ann Coulter could be crowned Miss America based on “inner beauty?”

Let’s just say the bar has been lowered once again.

If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, one blind as a bat ex-dude who must be Mr. Magoo’s evil twin brother has re-written the standards of beauty thinks this woman, Arianne Quan, Miss Michigan is “ugly.”

According to Shanghaiist, Chinese netizens wrote such awful things as,

'Is this competition for picking the ugliest person?',

'She's ruining the reputation of Chinese people', and, condescendingly,

'Oh. She's probably very beautiful on the inside.' 

'She's 23?! Why does she look like she's 43?' wrote another. 

Well, here she is, in all her "ugliness" and shame on her for flaunting, too.

WTF!If she's ugly, I'm Adonis.

PIGALS: DIAMOND AND SILK

Meet Diamond and Silk (Lynette Hardaway and Rochelle Richardson). Two total PIGals whose clamin to fame is their conservative views and You Tube, Facebook, Twitter appearances as well as numerous appearances on Fox News.

You can visit them on their Facebook page:

>>> Diamond and Silk >>>

PIGRANNY'S: JANE AND ARLENE

Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Arlene: What in the hell is that?

Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Arlene: Where did you get it?

Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy.

The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and
announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what size, texture, brand of condom she prefers.

'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'

The pharmacist fainted.

THE AMADEUS ELECTRIC QUARTET

For your musical pleasure, four very talented and very beautiful Romanian babes performing all the classics from Bach, Beethoven, Bolero and beyond and look damn good doing it.

Here is a selection as requested by PIG Staff:

>>> Carmen-Habanera >>>

Check them out on Facebook:

>>> Amadeus Electric Quartet >>>

YEAR END REAR ENDS

ANTONIA OKAFOR: A REAL PIGAL

Meet Antonia Okafor, a Korrectnik Kupcakes and Ethocrats worst nightmare.

She is black, conservative and a big time Second Amendment warrior.

Pretty easy on the eyes, too.

>>> Antonia Okafor >>>

Why Cupcakes hate her:

>>> Banned >>>

JEANETTE "THE BLACK WIDOW" LEE

Since it’s open season on anyone (people) or anything (statues) named Lee, we thought professional pool player Jeanette “The Black Widow” Lee might fall into the crosshairs of people with bad intentions.

FROM THE PIG ARCHIVES

GAL GADOT, aka WONDER WOMAN

Meet Gal Gadot, star of the motion picture, "Wonder Woman."

Hardly just your everyday run-of-the-mill Hollywood Hottie, Gal Gadot is an Israeli-born actress (Fast & Furious movies), model, wife, mother, businesswoman and what makes her stand out in our PIGish eyes is that at age twenty, Gadot served for two years as an enlisted soldier in the Israel Defense Forces, serving as a combat trainer.

She says of her time in the army: "You give two or three years, and it's not about you. You learn discipline and respect." Gadot says that her background helped her to win the role of Gisele in Fast & Furious: "I think the main reason was that the director really liked that I was in the military, and he wanted to use my knowledge of weapons."

JESSICA AND ROGER 30 YEARS LATER

PIG'S OFFICIAL 2017 BARBEQUE AND PICNIC GIRL

HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY & DON'T CALL US
FROM THE DRUNK TANK

THIS IS NO WARDROBE MALFUNCTION

At last night's 2017 Grammy Award Red Carpet Fashion-Fest, singer/actress Joy Villa knowingly entered a Libtard lion's den wearing a dress that read "Make America Great Again."

That naturally drew the predicted cricticism from the Limo-Libtard crowd, who seem to have have no problem spewing their childish political views using an entertainment awards show as their platform, but Joy Villa dared to show her patriotism and dissenting statement by wearing it (very) well.

Joy Villa is a true PIGal and she can stroll down PIG's red carpet anytime.

You go, girl!

MERRY CHRISTMAS, PIGSTERS

KEEPING AMERICA BEAUTIFUL

AS LONG AS IT'S NOT BILL...

THE ULTIMATE PIGAL: ROSIE THE RIVETER

GUESS WHO?

This is Melania Trump, potential Firsy Lady of The United States. If she becomes First Lady, She would really be more than a few steps up from Moochelle, but add a real woman's touch to the White House.

Oh yeah!

NATIONAL BIKINI DAY

Alas, National Bikini Day has come and gone but never fear! Our operatives have uncovered (pun intended) the All-Time bearer of bikini wear. The winner is - drum roll please - Rachel Welch.

Don't know about the judging criteria, but I imagine it's a tough job, but someone had to make the right choice. And they did.

BOND GIRL: AKIKO WAKABAYASHI

GOT A CRAVING FOR SOME JUGS OF MILK?

PIGAL MICHELLE MALKIN

>>> Michelle Malkin Blasts Obama >>>

WEATHER REPORT!

Why I'm jealous of dudes that live in colder climates. Her equipment seems to make ideal hand warmers, though.

ACHTUNG!

*Publisher's Note: This posting was insprired by PIGstress Grammy

The German Nanny/Ninny State is alive and well in it's quest to ban sexually suggestive images of women in advertising.

The proposed ban comes in the after math of the New Years Eve attacks, gropings, muggings and other sexual asaults in Cologne, perpetrated by Muslim refugees (who the hell else?)

Guess that means no more beer slinging frauleins during Oktoberfest

No more Claudia Schiffer

No more St. Pauli Girl girls

So Germans get to settle for Brunhilde

Or worse! Chancellor Angela Merkel

QUESTIONS

You don't have to be a NRA member or a firearms expert to answer this:

Are these .44's or .45's?

The guns dammit

THE GUNS!

HAPPY VALENTINES, FROM HAMBO

We were all brought up thinking the heart that you see for St Valentine's Day is similar to the Human Heart. This could not be farther from the truth.

The human heart is actually oblong, with arteries and ventricles winding in, out and around.

The below photo clearly shows the true origin of the St Valentine Heart.

GOOD HUMOR, COURTESY OF VAN HALEN

>>> Ice Cream Man >>>

INKED

Don’t know which I like better. The artwork or the ‘canvas.’

FOP: Friend Of Porcus

THE ART OF MARTA NAEL

With 2nd Amendment and self protection issues on the front lines of discussion, we thought we would showcase the need to keep and bear arms through the spectacular work of Barcelona based artist Marta Nael.

This last picture has nothing to do with guns, but it does speak to bare arms.

For more of her work, please visit her at:

>>> Marta Nael >>>

NAUGHTY OR NICE, PIG WISHES YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS

THANKSGIVING DESSERT
ARTIST: LEE BOGLE

NICOLE ARBOUR: A REAL PIGAL

Oh boy! Another piece of eye candy to drool over on the pages of PIG? Big whoop! What else is new?

PIGster's, meet Nicole Arbour, a 100%, bad to the bone, PIGal. Never at a loss for words, or the need to vent her uncensored, sugar-free opinions, Nicole Arbour tells it like it is, in her world.

Click the link to find out why there are no sacred cows left standing when Nicole gets done with them:

>>> Nicole On Being Offended >>>

>>> Nicole On Fat People >>>

>>> Nicole On Sluts >>>

SPANISH REALIST PAINTINGS | VARIOUS ARTISTS

BULLETS AND BEAUTY

Wanna meet a modren day Annie Oakley and true patriot? Meet Jan Morgan. Outspoken gun shop owner who has a "No-Muslim" policy at her shooting range.

Wouldn't mind a locked and loaded lady like her living next door.

Oh. Unless you are blind as a bat, she also happens to be kind of, maybe, screw it. All the way pretty.

PFOP: FRIEND OF PORCUS

Okay, Hambo double dog dared me to piss off my ex by challenging me to get a hot Asian model for 'artistic purposes' and show her off to the ex. Which I did.

Was the ex and her friend shocked when they saw her walk through the front door and strut her stuff? Yep.

Was ex equally pissed when hottie got 'comfortable?' Damn right.

I would like to think I rose to his challenge, hired a nice young lady, name ain't your business, but she is and will be gracing our pages, willingly.

Enjoy my new best friend. Hambo, this time you gotta admit, I done well.

>>> Meterology >>>

TAKE OFF THAT FLAG

HONKY TONK WOMEN

Like that sampling?

Here's More:

>>> Honky Tonk Women >>>

HOT CARS, HOT BABES IN THE DRIVER'S SEAT

Like hot babes and exotic cars? Scroll down and enjoy the front ends and musical links:

>>> Driver's Seat #1 >>>

>>> Driver's Seat #2 >>>

>>> Driver's Seat #3 >>>

THE ART OF ONEQ

CHEESY DIME NOVEL COVER DAMES

Long On Legs, Short On Plot

Where's Sergeant Schultz?

Artists Bearing Brushes Only Want Your Bare Body

Yay! This One Won an Award!

I Always Wondered What Happened To Her After The Senior Prom

Holy Hot Tamales

I Bet There's No Film In His Camera

It's The Cigarette That Got This Banned

GI Joe And Heidi The Frauline 'Ho

WTF Kind Of Title Is THAT?!?

CHARLOTTE McKINNEY

Does anyone remember Charlotte McKinney as the woman who stalked Porcus to the point of him getting a restraining order against her? Probably not and neither does he.

Do any of you PIGsters remember her from our Sports page, where was featured in a Superbowl ad for Carl's, Jr.? Thought so.

Here she is, the woman Porcus said "No" to.*

*Publisher's Note: Porcus denies saying no to her in any way, shape or form. It was Mrs. Porcus who put him back in the "home" and on his anti-delusional meds.

DIAH: BALINESE BABE

LINES AND SHADOWS OF LUCIEN CLERGUE

PIN UPS FROM THE UKRAINE

GET A PAIR! ONLY $12.99 AT COSTCO. OOPS! FORGOT TO MENTION, THE GLASSES ARE ON SALE FOR $5.99. WHAT A DOUBLE D DEAL

THE PIN-UPS OF ROLF ARMSTRONG

SQUAW BREAD

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Hey PIGster's of the scary persuasion. You probably thought we would pay tribute to Elvira, Mistress of the Dark this Halloweeen Wrong. We've got some really spooky this postings and possible suggestions for Halloween costumes. We have some suggestions for you that will scare the living shit out of your candy dispensing neighbors.

Caution: You have been warned.

Wanna be the first on your block to wear the "Stretching The Truth" mask? Heres, San Fran Nan.

Here's the Al Franken "Cuddler" costume. Quite frightening. Poor Teddy bear.

This is not the Creature From The Black Lagoon, but with this mask, you are guaranteed to scare the hell out of your neighbors and have them fork over a bagful of candy just to get you the hell out of the "Hood.

Hey kids, when you see the the little candy begging squirt approaching your home with a Rosie O'Donell mask, be prepared to wear blinders and have a filthy sock on hand to stick in her mug.

Very Scary: The Messiah With His Pen And Phone. Kiss your Constitutional Rights Good-Bye. Golf clubs and rolling papers not included.

If you want to be a total tool and wet blanket on Halloween, you need the Moochelle Mask. The ultimate Hobgoblin when it comes to confiscation of little kid's Halloween take

Let's amplify The Moochelle mask with the Food Furher, none other than Michael Bloomberg. Probaby worthy of an ass- kicking in New York

Enough kidding around if you happen to be of the Korrectnik nature that has a deep fear of putting two feet on Reality Street, watch your Gummy Bears, as he will entertain and enlighten you with his Hammer when he shows up at your doorstep. Attitude way included.

If someone shows up wearing this, and if you are allergic to Truth, Humor, Facts and Fun, call the authorities..STAT.

THE ART OF YUEHUI-TANG

AUTUMN: SWEATER PUPPY SEASON

WAKE UP AND SMELL THAT FLOWER

THE IMAGERY OF BELA BORDOSI

SIDEBOOB SELFIES

ISRAELI WOMEN | HOW MUCH MORE KOSHER CAN YOU GET?
SHALOM!

VEGAS, ANYONE?

FIREWORKS

Meet Lindsay Marie. She's a bit unorthodox, but we love her patriotic spirit and choice of colors.

FOUR EYES FOR YOUR EYES

There is a certain mystique about a woman that wears glasses and wears them well. The old Foster Grant commercials had an advertising slogan that went: "Isn't that you behind those Foster Grants?"

Well, we really do want to know about women wearing stylish glasses and begs the following questions:

• Is she a physicist, brain surgeon, rocket scientist, CEO or just an all-out brainiac?

• Is she a nerd, dweeb, geek, bookworm, clutz, ditz, wallflower or social misfit?

• Was she once the 'Ugly Duckling' in school that got teased and somehow grew into 'Holy Hotness' status and gets the last laugh by showing her hotness off?

• Most importantly, is she using those glasses as fashion accessories to divert attention away from her, accentuate her fine features or disguise the fact that deep down, she is a real party animal?

Except for our last entry, you won't need a Hubble-Caliber telescope to eyeball these optically challenged, esthetcally enhanced, four-eyed females.

TOONS: WHERE ARE THEY NOW?
LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE LIVING HAPPILY EVER AFTER

Alice In Wonderland

Beauty and the Beast

Cinderella

Fantasia

Goldilocks

The Little Mermaid

Red Riding Hood

Sleeping Beauty

IN SHAPE

BODY ART OF THE ORIENT

YABBA DABBA DOO!

THE ART OF TAMARA de LEMPICKA

HOLLYWOOD CROSSDRESSERS

In the wake of last night's Academy Awards and Oscar presentations and all the News Nit-Wits coverage of the actors and actresses fashions and who designed them and what they cost strutting down the red carpet, O'Hefner thought he would showcase some male, crossdressing actors in high fashion.

Don't they look just faaaaaaabulous, André?

Enjoy.

Tony Curtis And Jack Lemon in "Some Like It Hot"

Dustin Hoffman in "Tootsie"

Robin Wiliams in "Mrs. Doubtfire"

John Travolta in "Hairspray"

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY

From the guy who never celebrated it right.

HIGH MAINTENANCE OR HIGH CLASS?

AUDREY HEPBURN: ABSOLUTELY BREATHTAKING

RITA HAYWORTH: OLD SCHOOL BEAUTY

THE ART OF JEREMY MANN

DIG INTO THIS AT YOUR CHRISTMAS DINNER

DIFFERENT, BUT NICE

STRICTLY ARTISTIC...REALLY!

FROM THE PORCUS ARCHIVES

There seems to be a certain PIGster who loiters around the pages of the Free State Of PIG that likes to to drink paste and chew on crayons. He sees pretty colors and paints pictures, like the ones below.

PUMPKIN PIE, ANYONE?

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

INNER BEAUTY

A pin up for the ages which shows and displays the true beauty of a woman in her moment of solace and privacy.

No more words, just enjoy.

A REAL ALL-AMERICAN

If we had to choose the ultimate pin-up, we would choose an All-American beauty like current Miss Kansas, Theresa Vail.

Not only does she have the ultimate Girl-Next-Door qualities, is in the running for the Miss America Crown, but she also serves in the United States Army as Sergeant Theresa Vail.

Did we mention she is also an avid hunter, supports the N.R.A., boxes, skydives, rides motorcycles is a mechanic, aspires to be a military dentist and can probably kick anyone's ass that rubs her the wrong way.

She is also proud of the tattoo she sports (The Serenity Prayer, to be explained in the link below) and will be showcasing it during the swimsuit competition of the Miss America Pageant.

Every guys dream girl, right?

Whether she is crowned Miss America or not, with her brains, beauty, talent and patriotism,we'll crown her Miss All-American.

Drool on, dudes.

>>> Theresa Vail >>>

LEAPIN' LIZARDS!
OUR LITTLE ANNIE FANNY SKETCHBOOK: VARIOUS ARTISTS

LIBRARIANS: BOOK 'EM, DANO!

We hope this posting inspires you to step away from your computers and visit your local library. There you will find the most helpful folks around to assist you to find what you're looking for.

Where the hell were the librarians like the ones pictured below when I was in school?

PAULA DEEN'S REPLACEMENT?

They said they had found someone to replace Paula Deen.
 
And I said, “Replace Paula Deen?  I’m not sure anyone can replace Paula Deen”.
 
So I took a look at the replacement’s pictures and then I thought.... 

"What the heck, let's give her a chance!"

A CULINARY CUPCAKE

BIRTHDAY SWEETCAKES

Well, since Hambo spilled the beans about my birthday on Page One, and did not deliver the 1961 GT 250 Ferrari I wanted, I thought I would reluctantly settle for the showcased cakes below. I have no idea what those women are doing with such a nice cake, but...forget it. You know why you're here.

But hey, if anyone spots a Ferrari with any of the lovelies below, have them, oh screw it, never mind, it won't happen.

LEBANESE LOVELIES

CAR WASH! HEY LADY, YOU MISSED A SPOT

MISSING: HAVE YOU SEEN HER? IF SO, SEND HER BACK TO PORCUS, SHE'S BEEN NAUGHTY, BUT SHE'S MIGHTY NICE

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA, FROM OUR NUMBER ONE GAL

PIG GOES FIELD AND STREAMING WITH SOME GREAT BAIT

FOR THE LADIES: PORCUS & HIS BEEFCAKE PALS
ON SPRING BREAK

HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY

WOMEN THAT WING IT

GALS 'N' GUNS

SHARP OBJECTS

HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY

Note From O'Publisher: St. Paddy's Day is really not for the celebration of a Saint, but more like amateur day for those that use the day as an excuse to get obliterated, Irish style.

If you happen to be a hard partying Irishman, you'll know what 'amateur' means in this context.

There's nothing like watching some lightweight wannabe that can't hold their Hennessy, crawl to the bathroom and let that Pot 'O Gold turn Shamrock green.

Caution: Be on the lookout for those pesky buzzkill sobriety checkpoints.

Happy St. Pats and don't call us from the drunk tank.

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY

The following is a sculpture by French artist, Auguste Rodin, entitled, "The Kiss." We hope it inspires those of the amorous persuasion on Valentine's Day to appreciate their mate or intended and to enjoy each other not just on Valentine's Day, but every day.

PACKING HEAT ISRAELI STYLE

The Free State Of PIG would like to salute and honor the beauties of Israel who defend their nation's borders and independence against all enemies, and they are packing much more than rifles.

Enjoy these heat packing ferocious beauties.

THE EYE'S HAVE 'EM

LET'S START THE NEW YEAR OFF WITH A BANG

HEY, WE NEEDED SOME MILK FOR OUR COFFEE AND DONUTS

FOR THE LADIES

*Note from O'Hefner to our lady viewers who like a peek at some boy toys and man candy. What were you expecting? A recipe for chocolate chip cookies or brownies? On this page?

SANTA'S HOT HELPER

EQUIPMENT: DON'T LEAVE HOME WITHOUT SHOWING IT OFF

Israeli supermodel Bar Refaeli just tweeted this photo of her tuchus ...because she felt like it.

*Note from O'Hefner: Note the following inkwork in the form of tattoos on the lovely women pictured, below.

Do you take notice of the fine details, the subtle shading and craftsmanship, curvature and...oh, forget it. You're also looking at the canvases they were created on.

* O'Hefner's Note: The following is actually geared towards our female viewers. However, if anyone is of the romantic persuasion, please enjoy the following images, especially as a couple.

Ladies, scroll down and you'll know what I mean, and you just may have to cancel your lovers Viagra supply.

Just a sad reminder.

Summer is over.

Last posting, we explored the beauty of the rear end. This weeks anatomy lesson will be the study of the front end.

The following were submitted by Lone Star.

When you're done looking, wipe the drool off of your chins before your boss walks in and catches you looking on company time.

A casual observer might ask, "Which came first. The wheel or the woman?"

We really don't care, but both seem to go hand in hand.

Enjoy the following collection of vintage paintings and photographs by various artists and photgraphers.

But remember the old adage and always beware: "If it comes with tits or tires, you've got trouble."

We're all trying to stay cool this summer, especially those of us in the midst of triple digit heat waves.

Never fear. We've got some tried, true and really fun ways to beat the...uh, heat during the Dog Days of summer.

Ice Sculpting

Body Painting

Wet T-Shirt Contests...

Off Shore Activities

Fishing, Where Size May Or May Not Matter
(Depending On What You're Fishing For)

...And Some Stud Muffin Action For The Ladies

And Don't Forget To Keep Properly Hydrated

* O'Hefner-Guccione is officially finished with PIG's PIn-Up page hiatus.

Enjoy Julia Orayon, former Playboy model, but only AFTER you get done reading the finely written articles within the Free State Of PIG.

This page is by no means saying farewell or happy trails, but we thought it would be cool if this page went on a temporary leave of abense and on a happy note.

Here you go.

Enjoy.

Ireland has given the world many noteworthy exports. From fancy Irish linen, whiskey, poetry, limericks, the De Lorean, charm and O'Publisher's favorite, Guinness stout, until now.

Ireland just unleashed upon the world it's crown jewel of lassie beauties. Georgia Salpa.

She has been compared to looking like Kim Kardashian, but I beg to differ.

Number One: She doesn't have a useless reality show.

Number Two: She doesn't have a caboose that takes a forklift to cart around.

Number Three: She's hotter than a pot full of Mulligan stew.

If you've still got Georgia on your mind, just Bing her.

Longtime PIGster and contributor, Skyeye sent the following and suggested we post this photo of his dream girl.

Before the rest of you begin drooling over Skyeye's fantasy babe's boots and outfit, take a good look at what's contained in that outfit, and as usual, commence drooling and enjoy.

If you came here looking for our monthly showcase of artisticically portrayed and photogenic lovelies, well, you're kinda in the right neighborhood, but took a wrong turn down a 'Dark Alley.'

This month's spread features the sub-cultural fad known as 'Tramp Stamps.'

What the hell is a Tramp Stamp? Glad you asked.

A Tramp Stamp is (usually a desperate, attention craved woman's way, but sometimes men, too) of artistically advertising their availability, services, and pretty much what they'll do for a couple of shiny coins, the right words, and some strong drinks, through tattoos located right above their ass-cracks, for all to see.

Basically, easy, fast, loose women - and men - that translated, equates to Eeeeeeeeee-Zeeeeeeeee Floozies, that feel the need to go Madison Avenue on their own bodies by drawing attention to and advertising their 'goods.'

We really don't make this stuff up. We just post it.

Next month, if you're still with us, Porcus O'Hefner-Flynt- Guccione promises to upgrade the content of this page.

With the recent shake and meltdown bake in Japan, we thought we would offer up the Tsunami of the Japanese pinup/airbrush art world, Hajime Sorayama.

As you scroll down, please take note of the anatomical accuracy of Mr. Diez's detail to the female form.

Also, after you get done drooling over the images, look at his fine craftsmanship in rendering the hair, clothing, use of color, use of lighting, the models expressions, fleshtones and....

Screw it. Porcus O'Hefner-Flynt- Guccione already knows why you're on this page, and I hope this atones for last month's visual disaster.

Enjoy, and make sure the boss isn't watching as you take in the great pinup art of Carlos Diez.

We would like to preface this Halloween Edition Of PIG's Pinup's by stating that we wouldn't mind if some of the following beauties showed up at our doorsteps and made our doorbells go ding dong in their nature made costumes, as we hand out some treats, while others, well, scroll down and see for youself as we run like a bat out of hell.

A Classic Varga Girl...

Or Two...

Vintage Bettie Page...

Some Gil Evgren Lovlies ...

Combintation Batgirl/Flotation Devise...

Those were the Treats. Nice costumes, one and all.
Now, here's the Tricks, and hang on tight to your goodie bags and other essentials.
Remember. You've been warned.

The Classic 2010 version Of The Creature From The Black Lagoon...

The Thing...

The Jew Hating Thing...

And of course, The Joy Behar Thing.
(Kind of looks like Bill Maher)

This week for our art aficionado PIGsters, we showcase the work of D-Cup specialist, Sicilian born artist, Lorenzo DiMauro.

Much imitated, never equaled Peruvian born artist Alberto Vargas is perhaps the gold standard when it comes to pin-up art and capturing with detail and unique style, the female figure, using anything from pastels, oil paints and even airbrush.

His prolific portfolio ranges from calendars and magazines such as Esquire and Playboy, to album covers and countless galleries, museums and private collections.

For a more extensive look into the work of Vargas, visit the Max Vargas Collection.

Summer's almost over, and Labor Day and Back To School time is right around the corner. What better, PIGish way to salute the hard working ladies in our lives, than with a tribute to their year round efforts that makes our lives tolerable?

Barbeque Hottie and Hostess: Someone's gotta host that last summer barbeque

Beer Babe: You Can't have a barbeque without some suds

Back To School Time? You Bet, And What Better Way To Sharpen Those Pencils.

You Can't Dump Your Young Uns Off in A Crappy Ride, So She'll Give You A Tune Up

Back To Work? What a Drag With Her As a Secretary. Wouldn't Know Which Is Worse. Watching The Clock, Or Watching Her. Sheer Torture, Huh?

Posting on this page is such a chore, especially in the heat of summer, we thought we would offer up a classic summertime refreshment...ice cream and those that make those two scoops more palatable.

As far as World Cup soccer goes, the majority of us Yanks still don't get it, as far as the game itself goes, anyway.

What we do get, is the enthusiasm displayed by female FIFA fans throughout the world.

See if you can guess, better yet, even care, what country the following futbol fanatics are from.

You don't have to be a Middle Earth Mutant or Dungeons and Dragons Dweeb to appreciate the fantasy art of Julie Bell.

Showcased this week, some great black and white photography from some most excellent professional shutterbugs.

Note, the compostion.

While you're at it, the lighting works well, too.

Also, some of photographers used certain techniques in developing either softer or harder finishes to their prints in the darkroom.

Also, the use of the contrast between black and white, lightness, darkness and shade, doing battle with each other in order to coexist within the contour of the subject...

Screw that. This is PIG's Pinup section, not an avante-garde, artsy-fartsy critique.

You're here here to drool over our latest posting, not to get cultured.

Leave it to the unoriginality of the Asians to once again, imitate an American original.

In this case, we don't mind, but we do wonder, "How long before the Asians announce a recall of this most recent American knock-off that they will no doubt mass produce?"

She does looks alot like Angelina Jolie, and in that spirit, the Asians should name her, Angereena Joree.

What's McGarret and Dano doing on PIG's Pinup page?

Well, since you're here, all we can say is "Book 'Em Dano" for the simple fact that you are loitering on this page and enjoy our tribute to the lovely ladies of our 50th state.

French export, Alexandra Paressant

A touch of Valentine's Day class from renowned pin-up artist Gil Evgren...

Don't think for a dang moment we haven't forgotten our rustic brethren. In fact, we've uncovered a big surpise for y'all.

We found a calendar so cool, and would make the most hardcore Jerry Springer fan blush, we had to create a special link just for you, Cooter.

So put down the Old Milwaukee, brush that tooth, spark up Granny's corn cob and click

>>> HERE >>>

Warning: Don't say we didn't tell that it wouldn't make you mullet stiffen, especially if you see yer kissin' cousin.

Babes. Bond Babes.

A major feature of every James Bond film has been the "Bond Girl."

From their world classic beauty and charm to their killer monikers, Bond Girls have always been a cut above the rest and have been a major career step for many talented actresses.

Their character names leave little to any red-blooded imagination. With names like Dr. Goodhead, Octopussy, Plenty O'Toole, Strawberry Fields, Chew Mee, Kissy Suzuki and of course, Pussy Galore, it doesn't take Sigmund Freud to figure out what those names mean.

Shaken or stirred. Wet or dry, grab that Martini and scroll down.

Caterina Murino
"Solange"
Casino Royale - 2006

Kim Basinger
"Domino Petachi"
Never Say Never Again- 1983

Olga Kurylenko
"Camille Montes"
Quantum Of Solace - 2008

Izabella Scorupco
"Natalya Simonova"
GoldenEye - 1995

It's obvious that you were a good little PIGster in 2009 if you saw any one of these under your Christmas tree this year.

You deserved it!

However, if these aren't good enough for you, and you want to get a refund or exchange,

you can always choose whatever's behind Door Number Three...

>>> PIG's Ride With Pride >>>

In honor of Rio de Janeiro being awarded host city status of the 2016 Olympiad, PIG's Pinup collector found this Brazilian Beauty, Adrianna Lima.

Wanna see more? We knew you would. So, we created a Special Edition showcasing the uninhabited Beauties of Brazil.

Eat your heart out, Hef. And you too, Obama.

Click here when your wife Obama or Hillary aren't watching.

The following is a tribute to America's corn fed, home bred beauties.

Giddy up and ride 'em, cowboys. In your dreams.

Note the lack of a "Made In China" labels affixed to these sweeties.

Don't ask how she got here, just shut up and enjoy.

Marina Orlova. That's the name. Teaching English, that's her game. Total package of brains, beauty and attitude.

Worth a look at http://www.hotforwords.com/

Enjoy.

Have you always wanted to know why the letters A B C D E F have been used to classify bra sizes?

Scroll down and wonder no more.

A = ACCEPTABLE

B = BEAUTIFUL

C = COLOSSAL

D = DRAMATIC

E = ENHANCED

F = FORGET IT...

JUST CLICK HERE

IF YOU DARE!

June is...
LGBTQ*
Month
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*Let's Get
Biden to
Quit
"Let's Go Brandon"
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NEED TO UP THE VOLTAGE ON YOUR SHOCK TREATMENTS?
THERE'S A BETTTER WAY.
GO DUMPSTER DIVING AND ENJOY PIG'S PRIVATE STASH.
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