If America's Founding Fathers somehow did the time warp thing and found themselves catapulted and fast forwarded into the mire that is 21st Century America, they would be shocked, dismayed and PISSED.
America's current situation is a real head scratcher, alright, and if Jefferson, Madison, Paine and the rest of those pesky upstarts were here today, they would have the same question as The Free State Of PIG; "What happened and how the hell did we get here?"
We’ll table, for the moment, the matter of ‘how’ we landed ‘here’ in this bottomless pit of unrelenting Marxist tyranny. Instead, we’ll take a moment to focus on the elements of ‘here’ that would have the Founding Fathers sending an updated Declaration of Independence to the Narcissist-In-Chief at the Red Shed.
‘Here’ has its random nifty moments, but, by and large ‘here’ sucks. The more you look around, the more you realize that ‘here’ is a hopelessly irrational place where the laws of logic work in reverse, where the illogical, the ‘anything but that’, becomes an idea whose time has come.
‘Here’ is a place where, in the name of restoring the ‘American Dream’ entire segments of the economy are nationalized, while other businesses are impoverished with punishing taxes, restrictions and regulations.
‘Here’ is a place where a deliberate misreading of the U.S. Constitution’s ‘commerce clause’, and strings-attached federal largess, subvert each state’s sovereignty under the 10th Amendment.
‘Here’ is a place where Nanny State nitwits think the road to recovery goes through the money printing room of the U.S. Mint.
‘Here’ is a place where in the name of free speech and letting everyone be heard, dissenting voices must be muzzled. On the ‘public’ airwaves, this muzzle is called, ‘the Fairness Doctrine’. On the information superhighway, the muzzle is called the Internet Security Czar, who is empowered to pull the plug on the last bastion of Free Speech in America, to protect ‘national security’ from ‘threats’. What threats? Inalienable individual liberty seems to be high on the Red Shed’s national security threat list.
‘Here’ is a place where alleged journalists have more in common with that Commie rag Pravda, than the hard-charging, fact-seeking journalists of the pre-electronic media era.
‘Here’ is the place where the fools who ran up trillions of dollars in red ink are given the keys to the treasury and a green light to empty the wallets of the blithering idiots who keep re-electing them.
‘Here’ is a place where the biggest, stinkiest pile of junk science blames the Earth’s eons old natural heating and cooling cycles on human activity, then proposes Draconian changes that, by the purveyors own admission, won’t make one iota of difference.
‘Here’ is a place where, while food prices are skyrocketing, the fools running this lunatic asylum pay some farmers not to grow crops and pay others to divert key crops from the food chain so they can pour them down a biofuels rathole.
‘Here is a place where achievement is punished with ruinous taxes while failure is subsidized with the achiever’s hard earned money.
‘Here’ is the only place we ’ve ever been where the national motto is "They’ve got to be kidding."
Now that you’re up close and personal with the unrelenting suckage called ‘here’, Professor Porcus will take you on a trip down memory lane. Among other things he will explain how, when, and why this nation conceived in liberty strayed off the Founding Fathers’ clearly defined path through objective reality and blundered into a pestilence called ‘here’.
The Free State Of PIG can do the easy, Obama, thing and point fingers and blame someone else, but we won't place the entire blame on his lap, even though the Annointed One has much to do with America being stuck in the hellish tar pit called ‘here’. More on him later.
The first hint of ‘here’ crops up in the Lincoln Administration, when Honest Abe gave himself the power to kick numerous elements of inalienable individual liberty, and the U.S. Constitution, to the curb, for the duration of the Civil War.
More hints of 'here' cropped up likominus signposts when the Nanny State, relentlessly, broke free of its clearly defined Constitutional limits, time and time again. Under Teddy Roosevelt, Uncle Sam ventured deep into ‘here’ to fight capitalist monopolies. Teddy called this fight against big business ‘trust busting’, but the Free State of PIG thinks ‘here’ sums it up nicely.
The Nanny State’s journey into ‘here’ was sporadic, until the 1930's, when FDR’s massive expansion of the Nanny State propelled this land conceived in liberty much, much, deeper into the quicksand we call ‘here’.
Like the prompter punk, FDR did his own share of finger-pointing, when he, rightly or wrongly, laid blame for the stock market crash and credit meltdown on his predecessor.
What was FDR’s Final Solution, given the dynamics of the time? Simple. Create a welfare state whose legacy has mushroomed into an entitlement state, leaving America's citizen's hooked like junkies on Big Government and the few crumbs it tosses back to us upon retirement. Psst. That's actually YOUR money.
Like Teddy, FDR hated big business, but their approaches were different. Where Teddy chose to use federal power to ‘bust it up’, FDR, seized control. For example, FDR pissed on his trust-busting, monopoly-hating cousin, Teddy’s, legacy, by giving the Nanny State monopolistic power when Uncle Sam seized control of the airwaves.
Although FDR did some heavy lifting, when it comes to propelling us, permanently into ‘here’, those who followed him played their own part in, taking us farther and farther from that narrow path blazed by the Founding Fathers. Tricky Dicky? Yup. Jihad Jimmy? Yup. Bush I? Oh, hell yes. Bubba? Yup. Bush II? Oh, hell yes, the sequel.
Finally, we have returned to 21st century America, and some real monopoly making scum called the Obama administration. Hint. Here is where our Founding Father's would go berserk.
Who, who, who died and let low life Marxism do a slow, progressive belly crawl into our lives and wallets? Corporate bailouts? Open borders? Over our heads in debt to foreign nations? Trade imbalances? Outsourcing? Extortionist unions? Treasonous, contemptuous actions by over stepping the executive limits set forth in the United States Constitution?
What America needs NOW is a Ronald Reagan/John Wayne/Clint Eastwood/ Rambo on steroids Commander-In-Chief with a set of cast irons to drop the problem solving hammer on our problems and adversaries.
Since that won't happen anytime soon, we've got the next best thing - PIG.
Never fear, The Free State Of PIG is all about solutions, and that legendary, problem solving consultant Porcus is here to field any questions with viable solutions with regard to America's road to recovery.
What we as Americans need to do to counter this God-Awful stinky, steamy, squishy load from sea to shining sea is recapture our liberties, one man, one woman, one individual, at a time.
How? We'll steal from the Korrectnik playbook, and cook up some home-fried remedies of our own.
First, Lefty-Lip Flappers always toss around the term, "Think locally, act globally."
Not a bad strategy, when applied against them. Simply stand your ground. Question every nickel on your utility bill.
Raise hell locally whenever your local city council wants to raise property taxes, and sneak in a provision to upgrade their salary.
What Freedom lovers need to do is this.
Take a lesson from the enemy and use to your benefit by turning the tables on them.
News Nit Wits, Media Meatheads and other brain-dead herd followeres love to toss around and invent terms like 'Big Tobacco,' Big Auto,' 'Big Money,' Anything reeking of Fat-Cat Big Corporation is evil. Their ultimate goal is to seek and destroy those with Deep Pockets.
Well, we here at F.S.O.P. have a counter action to Big..."Whatever."
It's the sworn enemy of every Socialist, Marxist, Fascist, Korrectnik, Multi-Culturalist, and every "Hope" and "Change" con artist that dragged this country down and mortgaged our future.
Are you ready?
Our solution is called...Ta-Da...Big Individual.
Oh boy. What a concept. If we as individuals act locally, question those in power, perhaps some momentum can be gained on a bigger, national scale.
Big Individual means firing the local Elected Tormentor who is enamored with 'here'.
Big Individual means voting down those bond issues and ballot iniatives which strenghten here's hold on your liberty.
Big Individual means attending the city council meetings and sounding off whenever those rat bastards sink deeper into the quicksand called 'here'.
Big Individual means firing off a piece of your mind to your local fishwrap, when it spouts adoring drivel about 'here'.
Big Individual means sounding off when you encounter a 'here'-loving Obamunist.
Big Individual is our way out of 'here'. It's no cakewalk, but it's well within our power. It means restoring the Founding Father's America, house by house, street by street, city by city, county by county, and state by state. If we follow THIS trail, it will get the USA out of 'here' and back where it belongs.
If you can't wait to get out of 'here', it's time for you to stop yammering about it, and get rolling, Big Individual Sparky. |