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MOONBATS
Which Moonbat Deserves A One-Way Trip To Their Very Own, Self-Imposed Safe Space?

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Michael Moore*
AOC
Cancel Cultists
Kam-Ala Harris
Greta Thunberg
Antifa
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ANYTHING FAUCI
LIZZO
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 *Due To Intergalactic Freight Costs, Tonage, Limited Food &
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WTF! HOW DID WE GET HERE?
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"If Stupidity Got Us Into This Mess,
Then Why Can't It Get Us Out?"
- Will Rogers

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If America's Founding Fathers somehow did the time warp thing and found themselves catapulted and fast forwarded into the mire that is 21st Century America, they would be shocked, dismayed and PISSED.

America's current situation is a real head scratcher, alright, and if Jefferson, Madison, Paine and the rest of those pesky upstarts were here today, they would have the same question as The Free State Of PIG; "What happened and how the hell did we get here?"

We’ll table, for the moment, the matter of ‘how’ we landed ‘here’ in this bottomless pit of unrelenting Marxist tyranny. Instead, we’ll take a moment to focus on the elements of ‘here’ that would have the Founding Fathers sending an updated Declaration of Independence to the Narcissist-In-Chief at the Red Shed.

‘Here’ has its random nifty moments, but, by and large ‘here’ sucks. The more you look around, the more you realize that ‘here’ is a hopelessly irrational place where the laws of logic work in reverse, where the illogical, the ‘anything but that’, becomes an idea whose time has come.

‘Here’ is a place where, in the name of restoring the ‘American Dream’ entire segments of the economy are nationalized, while other businesses are impoverished with punishing taxes, restrictions and regulations.

‘Here’ is a place where a deliberate misreading of the U.S. Constitution’s ‘commerce clause’, and strings-attached federal largess, subvert each state’s sovereignty under the 10th Amendment.

‘Here’ is a place where Nanny State nitwits think the road to recovery goes through the money printing room of the U.S. Mint.

‘Here’ is a place where in the name of free speech and letting everyone be heard, dissenting voices must be muzzled. On the ‘public’ airwaves, this muzzle is called, ‘the Fairness Doctrine’. On the information superhighway, the muzzle is called the Internet Security Czar, who is empowered to pull the plug on the last bastion of Free Speech in America, to protect ‘national security’ from ‘threats’. What threats? Inalienable individual liberty seems to be high on the Red Shed’s national security threat list.

‘Here’ is a place where alleged journalists have more in common with that Commie rag Pravda, than the hard-charging, fact-seeking journalists of the pre-electronic media era.

‘Here’ is the place where the fools who ran up trillions of dollars in red ink are given the keys to the treasury and a green light to empty the wallets of the blithering idiots who keep re-electing them.

‘Here’ is a place where the biggest, stinkiest pile of junk science blames the Earth’s eons old natural heating and cooling cycles on human activity, then proposes Draconian changes that, by the purveyors own admission, won’t make one iota of difference.

‘Here’ is a place where, while food prices are skyrocketing, the fools running this lunatic asylum pay some farmers not to grow crops and pay others to divert key crops from the food chain so they can pour them down a biofuels rathole.

‘Here is a place where achievement is punished with ruinous taxes while failure is subsidized with the achiever’s hard earned money.

‘Here’ is the only place we ’ve ever been where the national motto is "They’ve got to be kidding."

Now that you’re up close and personal with the unrelenting suckage called ‘here’, Professor Porcus will take you on a trip down memory lane. Among other things he will explain how, when, and why this nation conceived in liberty strayed off the Founding Fathers’ clearly defined path through objective reality and blundered into a pestilence called ‘here’.

The Free State Of PIG can do the easy, Obama, thing and point fingers and blame someone else, but we won't place the entire blame on his lap, even though the Annointed One has much to do with America being stuck in the hellish tar pit called ‘here’. More on him later.

The first hint of ‘here’ crops up in the Lincoln Administration, when Honest Abe gave himself the power to kick numerous elements of inalienable individual liberty, and the U.S. Constitution, to the curb, for the duration of the Civil War.

More hints of 'here' cropped up likominus signposts when the Nanny State, relentlessly, broke free of its clearly defined Constitutional limits, time and time again. Under Teddy Roosevelt, Uncle Sam ventured deep into ‘here’ to fight capitalist monopolies. Teddy called this fight against big business ‘trust busting’, but the Free State of PIG thinks ‘here’ sums it up nicely.

The Nanny State’s journey into ‘here’ was sporadic, until the 1930's, when FDR’s massive expansion of the Nanny State propelled this land conceived in liberty much, much, deeper into the quicksand we call ‘here’.

Like the prompter punk, FDR did his own share of finger-pointing, when he, rightly or wrongly, laid blame for the stock market crash and credit meltdown on his predecessor.

What was FDR’s Final Solution, given the dynamics of the time? Simple. Create a welfare state whose legacy has mushroomed into an entitlement state, leaving America's citizen's hooked like junkies on Big Government and the few crumbs it tosses back to us upon retirement. Psst. That's actually YOUR money.

Like Teddy, FDR hated big business, but their approaches were different. Where Teddy chose to use federal power to ‘bust it up’, FDR, seized control. For example, FDR pissed on his trust-busting, monopoly-hating cousin, Teddy’s, legacy, by giving the Nanny State monopolistic power when Uncle Sam seized control of the airwaves.

Although FDR did some heavy lifting, when it comes to propelling us, permanently into ‘here’, those who followed him played their own part in, taking us farther and farther from that narrow path blazed by the Founding Fathers. Tricky Dicky? Yup. Jihad Jimmy? Yup. Bush I? Oh, hell yes. Bubba? Yup. Bush II? Oh, hell yes, the sequel.

Finally, we have returned to 21st century America, and some real monopoly making scum called the Obama administration. Hint. Here is where our Founding Father's would go berserk.

Who, who, who died and let low life Marxism do a slow, progressive belly crawl into our lives and wallets? Corporate bailouts? Open borders? Over our heads in debt to foreign nations? Trade imbalances? Outsourcing? Extortionist unions? Treasonous, contemptuous actions by over stepping the executive limits set forth in the United States Constitution?

What America needs NOW is a Ronald Reagan/John Wayne/Clint Eastwood/ Rambo on steroids Commander-In-Chief with a set of cast irons to drop the problem solving hammer on our problems and adversaries.

Since that won't happen anytime soon, we've got the next best thing - PIG.

Never fear, The Free State Of PIG is all about solutions, and that legendary, problem solving consultant Porcus is here to field any questions with viable solutions with regard to America's road to recovery.

What we as Americans need to do to counter this God-Awful stinky, steamy, squishy load from sea to shining sea is recapture our liberties, one man, one woman, one individual, at a time.

How? We'll steal from the Korrectnik playbook, and cook up some home-fried remedies of our own.

First, Lefty-Lip Flappers always toss around the term, "Think locally, act globally."

Not a bad strategy, when applied against them. Simply stand your ground. Question every nickel on your utility bill.

Raise hell locally whenever your local city council wants to raise property taxes, and sneak in a provision to upgrade their salary.

What Freedom lovers need to do is this.

Take a lesson from the enemy and use to your benefit by turning the tables on them.

News Nit Wits, Media Meatheads and other brain-dead herd followeres love to toss around and invent terms like 'Big Tobacco,' Big Auto,' 'Big Money,' Anything reeking of Fat-Cat Big Corporation is evil. Their ultimate goal is to seek and destroy those with Deep Pockets.

Well, we here at F.S.O.P. have a counter action to Big..."Whatever."

It's the sworn enemy of every Socialist, Marxist, Fascist, Korrectnik, Multi-Culturalist, and every "Hope" and "Change" con artist that dragged this country down and mortgaged our future.

Are you ready?

Our solution is called...Ta-Da...Big Individual.


Oh boy. What a concept. If we as individuals act locally, question those in power, perhaps some momentum can be gained on a bigger, national scale.

Big Individual means firing the local Elected Tormentor who is enamored with 'here'.

Big Individual means voting down those bond issues and ballot iniatives which strenghten here's hold on your liberty.

Big Individual means attending the city council meetings and sounding off whenever those rat bastards sink deeper into the quicksand called 'here'.

Big Individual means firing off a piece of your mind to your local fishwrap, when it spouts adoring drivel about 'here'.

Big Individual means sounding off when you encounter a 'here'-loving Obamunist.

Big Individual is our way out of 'here'. It's no cakewalk, but it's well within our power. It means restoring the Founding Father's America, house by house, street by street, city by city, county by county, and state by state. If we follow THIS trail, it will get the USA out of 'here' and back where it belongs.

If you can't wait to get out of 'here', it's time for you to stop yammering about it, and get rolling, Big Individual Sparky.


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WORD OF THE DAY

CROCK(ETT) (n) A human fecal matter and hot air container. See also Jasmine Crockett

 
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LAUGHS OF THE YEAR MILLENIUM

#1: "We have the highest ethical standards of any administration in history." - White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki
#2: "Kyle Rittenhouse shot a sex offender, a domestic abuser and an armed Communist. This kid is only 17 and he's completed half my bucket list." - The People's Cube
#3: "Don't underestimate Joe's ability to fuck things up." - Barry Obama
#4: “ Teach your sons how to be men, before their teachers convince them they're women." - Unknown

TODAYS QUESTION

Q: If Elon Musk bought Harley-Davidson, John Deere and Smith & Wesson, would Jasmine Crockett's herd vandalize their parking lots?

TODAYS TASTY TID-BITS

Republicans in Minnesota Introduce Bill Classifying ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome’ as a Mental Illness

Legalinsurrection.com

“Symptoms may include Trump-induced general hysteria, which produces an inability to distinguish between legitimate policy differences and signs of psychic pathology in President Donald J. Trump’s behavior.”

Republicans in Minnesota of all places are moving to classify ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome’ as a mental illness. I hope they’re not just joking about this because TDS absolutely is a real mental disorder, as anyone related to a sufferer can attest.

TDS has turned millions of seemingly average liberals into pro-war, pro-deep state, pro-Cheney family wingnuts who oppose anyone seen as insufficiently anti-Trump.

If the late psychiatrist and political analyst Charles Krauthammer, the man who coined the term ‘Bush Derangement Syndrome’ were still with us, I am certain he would approve.

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Due To Tough Economy, Professional Tesla Bomber Forced To Take Second Job As Bernie Rally Attendee

Babylonbee.com

PORTLAND, OR — Even people with the most secure jobs in booming industries reported feeling the widespread financial squeeze, with one local Tesla bomber forced to take a second job as a Bernie Sanders rally attendee.

Devin Hansbrough, a successful Tesla dealership firebomber, said that while gigs for George Soros and various NGOs have been steady, they aren't enough anymore. He now works a side job being paid to attend Bernie rallies to pull in extra income.

"Every little bit of money helps," he said. "I had my biggest month of bombing Teslas ever in March, but with how expensive everything is these days, it just made sense for me to pick up a part-time job going to Bernie rallies just to make ends meet. Fortunately, I enjoy both jobs, so it's not too much of a hassle."

Hansbrough explained that he now supplements his nightly bombing raids on Tesla locations with weekend trips to Bernie Sanders's public appearances. "It keeps me busy," he said. "I'll wake up around noon in my parents' basement, spend a few hours making Molotov cocktails, do some surveillance on the next Tesla dealership I've been given directions to vandalize, torch some Cybertrucks, and plan my travel to Bernie's next speaking engagement to pick up another paycheck. It's not a bad gig, plus it helps me pay for my soy lattes and avocado toast."

Hansbrough said that the added compensation from the Sanders campaign was helpful to pay for firebomb materials. "Gas prices are getting better, but it's still an expense," he said.

At publishing time, Hansbrough had contacted the Sanders campaign to let them know he would miss this weekend's rally due to being arrested on charges of domestic terrorism related to last week's Tesla bombing.

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Woke Shoplifting Targets Jeff Bezos

Moonbattery.com

Elon Musk is not the only successful businessman to evoke the wrath of the woke mob by betraying the liberal establishment. Amazon Executive Chairman Jeff Bezos joins him in the crosshairs.

Amazon has been so belligerently left-wing as to shut down Parler because Trump supporters were using it to communicate. Lately though, Bezos has adjusted to shifting winds. He also owns the Washington Post, which he has begun to retrieve from the leftist fever swamps. Libs are blowing gaskets over it.

Like Tesla, Amazon subsidiary Whole Foods Market was popular among moonbats until recently. Just as Teslas supposedly save the planet, Whole Foods features organic products. As with Tesla, this popularity has been superseded by woke vindictiveness:

Remorseless lefty shoplifters are targeting Whole Foods supermarkets, claiming they aren’t doing anything wrong because they are simply “liberating’’ items from billionaire “Lex Luthor’’ company owner Jeff Bezos.

Progressives encourage and even glorify shooting someone in the back for being a health insurance CEO. Don’t expect them to have moral qualms about theft.

Democrats have effectively decriminalized shoplifting in deep blue California and New York City, helping to spur its upsurge elsewhere.

A tech worker in his 30s boasts that he and his roommates often steal whole bags of groceries from Whole Foods:

“[Bezos] just profits so much taking advantage of the little people, so if we as little people can bite back a little bit, and that’s me taking $100 maybe out of revenue for him, that’s a little bit of a middle finger.”

Marxism has been used to justify the murder of 100 million people. Certainly it can justify a Moonbat’s stolen groceries.

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TODAY IN HISTORY
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1970 US President Richard Nixon signs bill limiting cigarette advertisements from 1st Jan 1971. Unemployment checks on the way for Joe Camel and the Marlboro Man

1973 John Lennon and Yoko Ono form a new country with no laws or boundaries, called Nutopia, its national anthem is silence

1976 Steve Wozniak and Steve Jobs found Apple Computer in the garage of Jobs' parents house in Cupertino, California

2004 Google introduces Gmail: the launch is met with skepticism on account of the launch date

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INVASION OF THE BORDER JUMPERS
For too long, America's borders have been a portal for the unwelcome, uninvited, undocumented, over diseased and crime ridden riff-raff and parasitic hordes. They swarm across our porous borders, from all over the world to pee, puke, spit and poop in our melting pot...and worse. Read More >>>

STEPPING IN IT!
Get your weekly whiff as Hambo serves up a real steaming load to those that merit this odiferous award. It's OK to look. It's OK to smell. It's even OK to touch. But for those that have the misfortune of stepping in it, they get...A Steaming Load Award.
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