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June 29, 2024


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 • PIG POLL •
MOONBATS
Which Moonbat Deserves A One-Way Trip To Their Very Own, Self-Imposed Safe Space?

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Michael Moore*
AOC
Cancel Cultists
Kam-Ala Harris
Greta Thunberg
Antifa
#BLM
ANYTHING FAUCI
LIZZO
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 *Due To Intergalactic Freight Costs, Tonage, Limited Food &
Oxygen Supply, Michael Moore And Lizzo Counts As Two Votes.

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INDEPENDENCE OR INVOLUNTARY SERVITUDE?
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"We are fast approaching the stage of the ultimate inversion: the stage where the government is free to do anything it pleases, while the citizens may act only by permission; which is the stage of the darkest periods of human history, the stage of rule by brute force."
– Ayn Rand

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It’s that time of year in America, when we set aside our daily concerns to honor those exceptional individuals whom we call our Founding Fathers.

It’s the time of year, when we cut the crap and get back to basics, by immersing ourselves in an event which changed the course of human history.

It’s the time of year, when we stand in awe of the courage it took to tell the most powerful nation on Earth "bite me".

It’s the time of year, when we honor the ragtag group of American patriots who, despite being woefully out-gunned, picked a fight with the biggest, baddest, kid on the block, and WON!

It’s the time of year, when we stand up and salute the Founding Fathers, for daring to tell the prevailing world order "There’s a better way to run a nation, and we’re giving it a shot, no matter how much you hate it."

It’s the time of year, when too many of us dust off our copy of the Declaration off Independence and read its inspirational words, something we need to do more than one day a year. We take great pride in this passage:

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed...

Independence Day is, quite properly, an especially inspirational day of the year. Independence Day also has its dark underbelly. For example, Independence Day is also the time of year, when those professional hypocrites - our Elected Tormentors - festoon themselves with faux patriotism and pretend to endorse the life, liberty and pursuit of happiness that they spend the other 364 days of the year subverting.

For those rational adults who refuse to wear the egregiously popular ‘rose-colored glasses’, Independence Day is a time of year when we confront the status of our ‘life, liberty and pursuit of happiness’. For your FSOP hosts, Independence Day is a perfect opportunity to hammer the table with both fists and demand: How the hell did we let our inalienable individual liberty get so terminally f**ked up?

The FSOP insists that we all face the facts, before it’s too late. It’s time to face the fact that America in 2009 is NOT the nation the Founding Fathers envisioned when they declared independence from England in 1776. America in 2009 is NOT the nation the Founding Fathers had in mind, when they signed the United States Constitution in 1787. America in 2009 is NOT the bastion of liberty the Founding Fathers had in mind when the Bill of Rights was ratified in 1791.

In 1791, the First Amendment boldly put our right to free speech outside the reach of the Nanny State. In 2009, you still have the right to free speech, as long as you say what others want to hear. In 2009, you have the right to free speech, unless you want to exercise it in the final weeks of an election cycle. In 2009, you have the right to free speech, if you don’t mind being labeled ‘a right-wing extremist’. In 2009, you have the right to free speech, unless you try to exercise it on a college campus, or on the ‘public’ airwaves. In 2009, you have the right to free speech in cyberspace, until the Red Shed Marxist has the Internet shut down, due to an ‘emergency’.

In 1790, the census was a simple head count whose primary purpose was to allot each state its Constitutionally-mandated number of representatives in the United States House of Representatives. In 2024, the forthcoming census is a politically motivated fishing expedition whose primary purpose involves building a comprehensive database on each individual in the United States. In short order, this data will be used for more than reapportioning the U.S. House of Representatives. It will be used to identify known, or potential, enemies of the Obamunist State, so they can be rounded up when the time comes.

As you can see, in the 233 years since the Founding Fathers risked it all, by signing the Declaration of Independence, we the people have taken our eyes off the ultimate prize. While we were busy taking care of our daily lives, the Elected Tormentors who are supposed to be our employees, our servants, have been chipping away at our liberty and measuring we the people for slaves of the Nanny State shackles. After stripping away our liberty, a bit at a time, for decades, our would-be masters got ready for the end game, when brain-dead Americans elected an unrepentant Marxist as President of the United States.

Unlike other Elected Tormentors, the Red Shed Marxist, threw the chisel aside, and picked up a sledge hammer. Chipping at our life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness is for chumps, and not POTUS Punk’s style, because he’s determined to hammer it into dust. In six short months, the Marxist Messiah has torched the ‘Declaration of Independence’ and its soaring prose. He has replaced ‘life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness’ with death, tyranny and government-mandated misery.

Life? You might be allowed to live, for a while, as long as you’re a suitably subservient slave of the State. You’ll be tolerated, as long as you’ll slog along, carrying your assigned load of Obamunist parasites. Eventually, when you crack under the strain, you’ll be snuffed out by the Nanny State’s Death Care plan, because you’re no longer a useful slave to them. That’s right, PIGsters, under the Obamunist Death Care plan, you need prior approval from a Nanny State bureaucrat, before you can be treated for what ails you. If you’re deemed unworthy - politically, or due to the cost of curing you - kiss your ass goodbye.

Life? You might be allowed to live, for a while, as long as you’re a suitably subservient slave of the State. You’ll be tolerated, as long as you’ll slog along, carrying your assigned load of Obamunist parasites. Eventually, when you crack under the strain, you’ll be snuffed out by the Nanny State’s Death Care plan, because you’re no longer a useful slave to them. That’s right, PIGsters, under the Obamunist Death Care plan, you need prior approval from a Nanny State bureaucrat, before you can be treated for what ails you. If you’re deemed unworthy - politically, or due to the cost of curing you - kiss your ass goodbye.

Liberty? You won’t be getting much of that in an America which dictates, in mind-numbing specificity, every aspect of your life. For example, under Crap & Charade, you can’t sell your house, until it meets prevailing, greeniac-dictated standards. As fun as that is, it gets better, because the greeniac standards are a perpetually moving target which can change, at any time, without notice. Under Death Care, every detail of your life will be dictated, because, as long as you’re a useful slave, anything that the Nanny State deems ‘health related’ is a ‘public policy issue’. They insist ‘it’s our Death Care dime, so it’s our call’. In record time, some bureaucrat will be banning your lardburger and condemning you to a diet of crab grass.

Pursuit of happiness? If, like most of us, you translate this venerable phrase as the freedom to seek the American dream so you can ‘preserve the blessings of liberty for ourselves and our posterity’...if think it means giving your offspring a head$tart on life, get over it. If you try to start your own business, you’ll be taxed and regulated into oblivion. If, by some parting of the Red Sea class miracle, you manage to bank some buck$, despite what’s going to be a 99.9% tax rate, it will all be stolen by the Nanny State, when you die.

The FSOP isn’t trying to bring you down. We’re trying to use this day, which is dedicated to our liberty, as a badly needed wake-up call. It’s time to kick dependency to the curb and reassert that hard-earned independence which those heroes of 1776 won for us, at such a high price, against impossible odds.

How do you start? You start by harkening back to the very document which was signed on July 4, 1776. It’s time to move past, the oft repeated part about ‘We hold these truths to be self-evident’ and pay special attention to this underappreciated passage:

That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.

Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shown, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.

It’s time to do more than give lip service to our liberty. It’s time to make July 4, 2009 an INDEPENDENCE Day in the fullest, original, sense of the word. How? We begin by demanding that our Elected Tormentors cut the crap. It means putting an end to Death Care, Crap & Charade, and social engineering via the tax code. It means ending the forthcoming snoop-a-thon and restoring the simple census headcount that the framers of our Constitution intended. It means removing the Nanny State muzzles and FULLY exercising our right to free speech. It means rolling back all the Nanny State’s infringements of our liberty.

On this Independence Day, we need to draw the proverbial line in the sand. On this Independence Day, we tell our would-be masters to shape up, or we’ll evoke our inner Thomas Jefferson. If they don’t cut the crap, we will ‘alter or abolish’ the Nanny State which has become ‘destructive’ regarding our life, liberty and pursuit of happiness.

Let’s make July 4, 2024, the kind of Independence Day which future generations will want to honor two and a half centuries from now.


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COMMENTARY: HAMBO'S HAMMER
• HAMBO'S HAMMER
Have you been Hambo'd today? Every day, PIG's insane editor posts a sample of what's on his alleged mind.

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'Fork Off! From time to time, whenever he's mad as hell and can't take it anymore, Porcus just says, 'Fork You
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PIG'S PIC OF THE DAY

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TURN OUT THE LIGHTS
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Source: Cyberspace

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QUOTE OF DAY

"There's Male, Female and Mentally Ill.” — Jake Paul, Professional Boxer

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WORD OF THE DAY
JOE JUICE (n) A pre-debate cocktail aimed at turning Catatonic Joe into Jacked Up Joe
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LAUGHS OF THE YEAR MILLENIUM

#1: "Four More Years...Pause" - Joe Brandon, Orator-In-Chief
#2: "We have the highest ethical standards of any administration in history." - White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki
#3: "Kyle Rittenhouse shot a sex offender, a domestic abuser and an armed Communist. This kid is only 17 and he's completed half my bucket list." - The People's Cube
#4: "Don't underestimate Joe's ability to fuck things up." - Barry Obama
#5: “ Teach your sons how to be men, before their teachers convince them they're women." - Unknown

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TODAYS QUESTION

Q: How long does it take to cook a vegetable?
A: About 90 minutes on CNN

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TODAYS TASTY TID-BITS

“THE SCARIEST PREDICTION EVER”

On February 2, 1905, American philosopher and writer (Russian-born) Alissa Zinovievna, better known in the literary world as Ayn Rand, was born in St. Petersburg, died in March 1982 in New York.

THESE WERE HER WORDS:
When you notice that to produce you need to get permission from those who do not produce anything; when you check that money flows to those who do not deal with goods but with favors; when you realize that many become rich by the bribery and for influence more than by your work and that the laws do not protect you against them, but on the contrary, they are the ones who are protected against you; when you discover that corruption is rewarded and honesty becomes a self-sacrifice, then you can assert, without fear of being wrong, that your society is doomed.

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FUN STUFF

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to the local grocery store. Unfortunately, like most men; I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter, from the local store manager:

Dear Mrs. Harris:
Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion, in our store.

We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to, ban both of you from the store.

Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Harris, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras:

1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money. We don't have a Code 3.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.

6. August 14: Moved a, 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called.

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while, loudly humming the, 'Mission Impossible' theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his, 'Madonna Look' using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. October 22: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed;
'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

15. Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where is the fitting room?

And last, but not least:

16. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile; then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out.

 
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TODAY IN HISTORY
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1964 NBC approves Gene Roddenberry's script for pilot episode of "Star Trek" titled "The Cage"

1979 San Diego Chicken reborn at Jack Murphy Stadium

1996 Superman's Action Comic #1 (1938) auctioned at Sotheby at $61,900

2008 Stunning! Brave! Stupid! Thomas Beatie, the world's first pregnant man, gives birth to a daughter

2022 Earth records its shortest ever day - 1.59 milliseconds faster than a standard day. Looks like someone had too much time on their hands

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  • KULTURE WATCH: TRIVIAL TID BITS
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  • SPORTS: THRILL OF VICTORY!

IT TAKES BALLS TO PLAY IN THE PIGDOME
Do you feel entitled to the brass ring, blue ribbon, trophy or ring for merely showing up? Won't work here on PIG's field. Whether it's sports or any other form of competition, if you have the competitive spirit of a warrior and a PIGish sense of humor, click below for our newest Sports Section. Enjoy our cheerleading squad, pictured, we do!
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• COLONISTAS: SOS -
SAVE OUR SOVEREIGNTY
INVASION OF THE BORDER JUMPERS
For too long, America's borders have been a portal for the unwelcome, uninvited, undocumented, over diseased and crime ridden riff-raff and parasitic hordes. They swarm across our porous borders, from all over the world to pee, puke, spit and poop in our melting pot...and worse. Read More >>>

STEPPING IN IT!
Get your weekly whiff as Hambo serves up a real steaming load to those that merit this odiferous award. It's OK to look. It's OK to smell. It's even OK to touch. But for those that have the misfortune of stepping in it, they get...A Steaming Load Award.
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" I am proud to be called
a PIG. PIG stands for
Pride, Integrity, and Guts."
RONALD REAGAN

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CALENDAR

June is...
LGBTQ Month*
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*Let's Get
Biden to
Quit
"Let's Go Brandon"

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VETERANS

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Attention all Veteran's and Active Duty Military: PIG is cordially inviting all Vets, active or retired, at home or in Irak, to send us notes or messages for posting in PIG.

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• ZERO TOLERANCE •
• • • • • • • • • • • Amerika's Schools Are Being Transformed Into Orwellian Wastelands With All-Out Lockstep-Style Assaults On Free Speech, Expression, And Even Innocent Fun By Ivory Tower Eggheads aka Zero Tolerance Zombies
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• DUMPSTER DIVING •

NEED TO UP THE VOLTAGE ON YOUR SHOCK TREATMENTS?
THERE'S A B
ETTTER WAY.
GO DUMPSTER DIVING AND ENJOY PIG'S PRIVATE STASH.
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• SIGNS 'O THE TIMES •
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PISSED! POLITICALLY INCORRECT SIGNS SLOGANS & ENLIGHTENED DRAWINGS. TO PERUSE OUR COLLECTION OF OUT OF THE ORDINARY POSTERS, PICS & GRAPHICS. A REAL PISSER OF A PAGE
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• PIG'S PLAYLIST •
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PIG DECIDED TO TURN UP THE VOLUME MORE THAN A FEW NOTCHES BY UNLEASHING OUR PLAYLIST OF WHAT WE CONSIDER NOT JUST GREAT, BUT WAY INKORRECT TUNES.WE'RE SURE YOU WON'T EXPECT "RING AROUND THE ROSIES" OR "WE ARE THE WORLD'" MAKING OUR LIST. TO TUNE IN,
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• TOXIC TOONS •
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SICK OF DRABBLE AND DILBERT IN YOUR FISHWRAPS FUNNY PAGES? WELCOME TO TOXIC TOONS, HERE WE EXPLORE THE TOXIC SIDE OF TOONING AROUND
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• PIG PIN-UPS •
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IF YOU LIKE EYE CANDY, KEEP YOUR SHIRT SLEEVE NEARBY TO WIPE THE DROOL OFF YOUR CHINS. ENJOY.
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• TOE-TAGGED •
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NOTABLE PASSINGS
TO MOST, WE SAY FAREWELL. TO A FEW OTHERS, WE WONDER WTF TOOK YOU SO LONG.
BON VOYAGE.

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