Ball Under Attack
According to the Associated Press story: 'Educators in several states
are fighting to ban dodge ball...' One Ivory Tower clown is quoted
as saying dodge ball is "litigation waiting to happen".
A spokeswoman for the National Association for Sport and Physical
Education says the game encourages the strong to pick on the weak.
A voice of reason comes from seventh grader Erik Steidl of Medina,
Ohio who says 'it's just a game, and he says that you don't have
to be very good at it to have fun.' I have several, initial reactions.
Taking the points in turn:
Those Educrats should focus their energies on more pressing human
problems, like the calamity of government schools that fail to educate
the young minds under their control.
Attention Ivory Tower shithead...Thanks to the cult of victimism
you and your cohorts have perpetrated, everything in this once robust
country is "litigation waiting to happen". How can this wench expect
to speak for 'Sport' when she fails to understand the essence of
all team sports. Whether it's football, basketball, hockey, soccer,
or tennis doubles, the primary tactic is to isolate the other team's
weakest link (invariably a specific player) and exploit it. Wake
up and smell the testosterone.
Erik, dude, you are the man! These Nanny Government loving adults
should shut up and let you teach them the facts of life...not to
mention dodge ball.
It's a sad commentary when a group of allegedly intelligent adults
are put to shame by one 'feet on the ground' 7th grader.
Don't You Dare Park That Dukes of Hazzardmobile, in Our Lot
World Net Daily
Some dude in Florida has been banned from the Orlando Utilities
Commission parking lot, because his pick-up truck has a Confederate
Flag license plate. If he doesn't remove the offending tag or cover
it up, they'll have his ride towed off the lot.
"We simply will not tolerate any distraction from our overriding mission
to serve the public and to provide our employees with a work environment
free from harassment," An OUC official said in an statement he
this story from World Net Daily, the OUC was motivated by
complaints from some of its employees who found the rebel flag offensive.
Don't the properly-hyphenated have something better to do? Aren't
there real problems for them to solve?
of Hazzardmobile Update
World Net Daily
The politically correct management of the Orlando Utilities Commission
has blinked, or so it seems, according to a link from World Net
Daily. The OUC flack is quoted as follows:
"Over the past few days, it has become clear that many of our employees,
customers and others have strong feelings regarding our interpretation
of our policy and have expressed concern that perhaps we have
gone 'too far' to protect our employees."
We stirred up a hornet's nest and pissed off a lot of Southern Rustics.
OUC officials also said that "We will broaden our interpretation
of displays of personal expression of speech on OUC property as
long as they are not patently offensive, on OUC equipment or create
a harassing or hostile work environment, or are inconsistent with
our diversity policy."
Translation: We way don't want to get sued by some of our resident
victocrats, but we must face a certain inescapable reality...A lot
of these angry rustics have gun racks in their pickup trucks.
A true American, the Confederate Flag lover is lawyer hunting and
muttering the word 'lawsuit', between swigs of moonshine.
Empty or Half Full
this poster of a naked male prison guard who is protecting his 'virtue'
by holding an enlarged gold shield over his 'business.' It's posted
in the workplace in Mexifornia prisons, as a "join the prison guard
union" gig. The gold shield represents the union, which is protecting
him...or, so I'm informed.
It all seems harmless enough, all things considered. But, the female
prison guards are not amused. According to a spokeswoman for the
Mexifornia Department of Corrections, "We believe the poster creates
a hostile work environment." We're talking about the state prison
system, not a nursery school, shit for brains! If this poster is
the most hostile thing in that working environment, life is good,
a lot better than these guardettes should reasonably expect. These
whining guard wenches should be bitch-slapped back into cold, cruel
reality and told to...Get over it!
A Rose By Any Other Name
s state chamber of commerce thinks that the state has an image problem.
That's why they're backing a proposal to truncate the state's name
to 'Dakota', to dispel the state's image as a 'frigid, treeless
plain.' Bold new concept!
Uh, there does seem to be a slight problem with this notion. Setting
aside the troubling fact that 'Dakota' is, in reality, a 'frigid,
treeless plain', there is still the unresolved problem of that other
Dakota...South Dakota. Dudes, nobody is going to think
you're in the damn tropics, as long as there is this pesky 'South'
Dakota. In the long history of the Universe there has never been
a South Whatever that is farther north than the corresponding North
Now, if we could get that other pesky Dakota to change it's name
to 'Dakota Too', The newly named 'Dakota' can start putting palm
trees on their travel and tourism literature. Works for me.
Siberian-Americans on the Attack
getting more fun all the time. The sewer sludge and pond scum in
the state legislature are working on a bill, AB798, that would return
Siberian-America artifacts, including human remains, to their rightful
owners. Fun stuff. The perpetrator of this farce insists that "It's
a matter of respect and dignity." The feeling is not unanimous.
A lot of Ivory Tower clowns, museums and archaeologists think the
idea sucks. Their argument amounts to 'finders keepers', a philosophy
the Siberian-Americans fail to appreciate.
First of all, how do they determine who the 'rightful owner' is?
Apparently, it's one of those rational concepts that has no place
in Mexifornia. In this Left Coast People's Republic, victim groups
are always right. If the Siberian-Americans claim something, the
deadbeats in Sacramento will give it to them...except for the land
itself, which we are safeguarding for them.
Since the Siberian-Americans can't get the land back from us, they
decided to pick up their toys - all the baskets, bows, arrows, and
other crap - and go home. This, we're being told, will give them
'respect and dignity'. I way don't think so. What it will give them
is a well deserved obscurity. These artifacts allow the rest of
us to get a glimpse of the culture that existed, before the oppressor
came to change everything. Without these displays to excite our
curiosity, awareness of Siberian-American culture will fade away,
dooming the hyper sensitive Siberian-Americans to the dust bin of
history, a fate they brought down on their own heads.
Since this is a pissing contest between some of the properly-hyphenated
and their eager supporters in government and academia, I don't much
care who wins. That said, I'll opine that it appears the Siberian-Americans
fail to appreciate the law of unintended consequences. They're about
the learn, the hard way.
Base jumping - as I understand it - involves sky diving off of high
buildings, or other 'static' structures. A certain kind of wingnut
gets a turbo thrill if the building...bridge, whatever, is off limits
to base jumpers.
A 29 year old adventurer decided it was a keen idea to sky dive
off a Hell-A high rise. Big fun. For a while, everything was peachy.
He managed to sneak into the building, then up onto the roof without
detection. Even the jump went swimmingly, until, the bovine excrement
hit the fan. Of all the places he might have landed, this daredevil's
choice was less than stellar. Yes, skydiving wingnut fans, he landed
on the roof of a LAPD squad car. Tragically, nobody had the presence
of mind to record this daredevil's initial response. It's safe to
assume it was somewhat more colorful than a simple 'D'oh'.
Source: Pagan Scribbler Rant
I heard on the boom box that some NO-NAD's declared war on Valentine's
Day. PIG regulars will understand that this is just another NO-NAD
trip-wire being deployed to secure the oppression they need to validate
their victim identity. If the oppressors ignore this egregious assault
on women, it's blatant sexism. If the oppressors cast aspersions
about NO-NAD overreaction, it's still sexism. They need an infusion
of oppression to reinvigorate their victimhood, and this is sure
to do the trick.
If I understood the strident vast right-wing conspiracy wench spewing
this stuff on my boom box, the NO-NAD's want to abolish Valentine's
Day, in favor of a NO-NAD friendly 'V' Day...'V' standing for violence,
vagina and validation (she might have said victory). NO-NAD's are
changing "I am woman, hear me roar" into "I am victim, hear me whine."
Whatever floats your boat, NO-NAD's.
Her name is Kate Reid. She's a 31 year old Brit firewoman. Oh, did
I mention that this whining wench is a towering 5 foot 1? It must
have slipped my mind. She's accusing the East Sussex Fire Authority
of sexual discrimination because they refused 'to accommodate her
height when designing equipment and in the operation of equipment'.
The following is a partial list of her, unmet job-related challenges:
- She couldn't reach some of the equipment.
- She couldn't pull out hoses or lift ladders, because of her height.
- They didn't provide gnome-size fire togs.
- She had trouble cleaning the fire engine.
- She had trouble using cutting equipment on large commercial vehicles.
- She couldn't reach the emergency keys in a lift [elevator], meaning
she was useless when it came to an elevator-related emergency.
How dare they remove this stellar employee from active service?
I'm shocked, shocked, I tell you. Yeah right. No doubt this whining
gnome with delusions of King Kong grandeur feels it's rampant sexism
when the fire dudes ask her to make them some coffee, the one firehouse
task for which she is, marginally, qualified.
According to the story, 'the official height restriction which banned
recruits under 5' 6" was removed by the Home Office in April 1997.'
This is political correctness running amok. Only in our irrational,
Nanny government-dominated world is this kind of irrationality allowed
to happen. Just let someone die because of this gnome-size wench
and you'll see some serious shyster action. Then, she'd find some
shyster and sue her employer because they didn't fire her.
Raising the Bar On Televised Obscenity
Source: PIG News Wire
Surfing through the various boob tube channels, I blundered across
a horrific, uh, sight... fright is much more accurate. There they
were, seated side by side...two survivors of an encounter with a
Jupiter-size ugly stick: Rosie O'Donnell and Whoopie Goldberg. Is
this what all the vast right-wingnuts mean when they whine about
obscenity on the tube? Trust me, when I tell you that a screen-filling
closeup of these two blights on the sighted is the ultimate obscenity.
Excuse me, while I purge this disturbing image with the working
man's intellectual novocaine, a fifty gallon drum-size brewskie.
Compiled by T.D. Treat