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THINK AGAIN. ENGLISH IS OUR ONLY LANGUAGE

Let's get this straight. PIG is a 100% Babel-Free Zone. If you're English-challenged and desperately seeking a way to translate our peerless prose into your 'native' lingo, get over it, Sparky. The PIG staff refuses to denigrate our publication by translating thousands of carefully chosen English words into Spanish, Chinese, Swahili or Surrender Monkey. Instead, we provide his handy-dandy list of non-English alternatives for the most important word on our site: PIG.

When that outraged co-worker, classmate, roommate, friend, neighbor, family member or Korrectnik demands: "What the hell is that!", you'll have the answer in 36 languages.


Afrikaans: Vark
Armenian:
PIG
Balinese: Penampahan
Belarusan: Svinnig
Bengali: Shuor
Buhi: Orig
Cebuano (Bisaya): Baboy
Cherokee: Advsiqua
Chinese:
Danish:
Svin
Dutch:
Zwijn, Varken
Finnish:
Sika
French:
Cochon
German:
Schwein
Hawaiian:
Pua'a
Hmong: Npua
Hungarian:
Sertés; Diszno
Indonesian:
Babi; Baboy
Italian:
Porco; Maiale
Korean: Dweaji
Kreyol (Haiti):
Kochon
Latin:
Porcus
Malay: Babi
Maori:
Poaka
Norwegian:
Svin; Gris
Portugese:
Porco
Romanian: Porc
Serbo-Croatian: Svinja
Spanish:
Chancho; Cerdo
Swahili:
Nguruwe
Swedish:
Gris
Turkish:
Domuz; Polis
Turkman: Donguz
Ukranian: Svynya; porsya; patsia
Yiddish: Haser
U.S. ENGLISH

1) Could pertain to extra-large loudmouths Rosie O'Donnell, Rob Reiner or Michael Moore, but that would be an insult to Pigs.

2) The best damn website period.

Learn the damn language, Sparky, because all the fun on this site happens in ENGLISH!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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