Get ready for a bumpy ride, reality sucks Sparky. PIG is ready to make you go cold turkey with some long overdue unvarnished facts of life.
It's everywhere we go. It's usually a pain in the butt. It's non-negotiable. It's objective reality, an unrelenting fact of human existence that a critical mass of alleged humans are fleeing like it's tainted with ebola. Everywhere I go...everywhere I look, I find reality-phobic pinheads addicted to lies, damn lies and steaming loads of pure bull crap. Like any addiction, the junkie must ingest ever increasing doses of their psychological comfort food to achieve the desired level of reality insulation.
A growing number of otherwise intelligent Americans are so distressed by the real world that they're retreating into a delusional alternative 'reality'. This 'comfort zone' is a place where up is down, black is white, and A just has to be B. It's a dreamscape that is built upon the mental quicksand of half truths, wishful thinking, myths and outright lies. To me, it's the stuff of nightmares, so why do so many Americans go there to escape from that pain in the butt, but essential to our survival, objective reality? I don't know, and that bugs the crap out of me, too.
What, you ask, got Hambo riled up this time? It's a lot of things. It's every new marauding left brainfart, but it's just one of many...too damn many. With the Jackass Party back in control of the House, we're in for a very bumpy ride.
From top to bottom, the Jackass Party is infested with reality phobic Moonbats. If their hearts are in the right place, if their intentions are good, are noble, it doesn't matter how detached from objective reality their brainfart is. Reality sucks, they insist. It keeps getting in the way, when a Jackass Party Moonbat insists on perpetrating something neurotically noble. As long as their intentions pass a progressive litmus test, it doesn't matter how far they ram their head up their ass.
If you're puzzled about the title of this rant, get over it:
Emperor's New Clothes: A vain Emperor who cares for nothing except wearing and displaying clothes hires two swindlers who promise him the finest, best suit of clothes from a fabric invisible to anyone who is unfit for his position or "hopelessly stupid". The Emperor's ministers cannot see the clothing themselves, but pretend that they can for fear of appearing unfit for their positions and the Emperor does the same. Finally the swindlers report that the suit is finished, they mime dressing him and the Emperor marches in procession before his subjects. The townsfolk play along with the pretense not wanting to appear unfit for their positions or stupid. Then a child in the crowd, too young to understand the desirability of keeping up the pretense, blurts out that the Emperor is wearing nothing at all and the cry is taken up by others. The Emperor cringes suspecting the assertion is true, but continues the procession by showing off his pretend clothes.
Objective Reality: The Emperor is, despite his brainfart, NAKED.
Like the aforementioned Emperor, Reality is, for marauding Moonbats, whatever they want it to be. It's whatever makes them feel good. Prove it? No problem. Let's look at a few examples.
Emperor's New Clothes: Numerous Jackass Party 'players', including Valerie Jarrett, the Botox Bitch, Sheila Jackson-Lee and assorted other Jackass Party Elected Tormentors, insisted that Unemployment Insurance is the BEST way to stimulate the American economy. It's a shame, they seem to think, that everyone can't participate.
Objective Reality: The money for those unemployment checks doesn't materialize out of thin air. It must be 'liberated' from someone else. Before it can be 'injected' into the economy via unemployment benefits, it has to be removed from the economy first. If you take a twenty from your wallet and put it in your pocket, have you stimulated your personal economy?
Emperor's New Clothes At least one Progtard Ivory Tower has nuked The Vagina Monologues because it's not inclusive enough. The injured party is TA DA trannsgender women [genderally confused men]
Objective Reality:.The Vagina Monologues are women yammering about their nads. This Ivory Tower's Korrectniks whined that this NONAD festivity excluded transgender women [men]. Men - even trannys - don"t have vaginas.
Emperor's New Clothes: When a Jackass Party hack, Bill Richardson, visited North Korea with the Socialist Moonbat who runs Google, what does he do? He bemoans the fact that North Koreans don't have high speed Internet access.
Objective Reality: The one irrefutable given about North Korea is the fetid fact that the regime is deliberately starving its people. It's a fact that's beyond dispute and this fool is yammering about Internet access? He's so detached from reality, the distance is measured in light years.
Emperor's New Clothes: There's not enough money coming in to fund such economically stimulating things as 'green' energy, welfare payments, unemployment benefits, universal healthcare, pay and benefits for government employees, plus enforcement of regulations which SAVE people from their own ignorance. The evil Trump temporary tax cuts for the rich are to blame. The greedy, 1% must 'pay their fair share'.
Objective Reality: Uncle Sam does NOT have a revenue problem. He has a SPENDING problem. The deficits (in trillions) for 2009 thru 2012 are as follows: $1.4 , $1.3, $1.3, $1.1. The problem can't be resolved with Draconian tax hikes. Even if you took everything the 'rich' have, it wouldn't even fund a year's worth of government spending. Furthermore, you can only steal everything they have ONCE, giving the Nanny State spend-a-holics an even bigger problem in the next fiscal year.
The ONLY way to fix it is via meaningful - spend less money in REAL dollars than they spent the prior year - spending cuts.
Emperor's New Clothes: The roads in the Mexifornia are, at best, terminally shitty. For the good of the 'people', money needs to be raised to fix them. The Marxist Legislature imposed a $65 tax on vehicle registrations the proceeds of which will be set aside for road upkeep and repair, exclusively.
Objective Reality: Tax money ear-marked for the upkeep/repair of roads in the Sanctuary State of Mexifornia has already been raised and set aside in a 'lock box'. So what, you ask, happened to all that money ear-marked for roads? It was seized by Jackass Party Elected Tormentors and used to pay the insane salary and benefits of public employee union members. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.
Emperor's New Clothes: Mexifornia's bullet train was sold as a fast, cheap way to go from San Diego to Frisco in 3 hrs or less, making only one stop [in L A].
Objective Reality It starts in Bakersfield and ends in San Jose, travels at existing train speeds, and makes frequent stops. It does this at sky high, bullet train construction prices.
Emperor's New Clothes: According to Facebook there are at least 71 genders. Here's a list:
Asexual, Female to male trans man, Female to male transgender man, Female to male transsexual man, F2M, Gender neutral, Hermaphrodite, Intersex man, Intersex person, Intersex woman, Male to female trans woman, Male to female transgender woman, Male to female transsexual woman, Man, M2F, Polygender, T* man, T* woman, Two* person, Two-spirit person, Woman, Agender, Androgyne, Androgynes, Androgynous, Bigender, Cis, Cis Female, Cis Male, Cis Man, Cis Woman, Cisgender, Cisgender Female, Cisgender Male, Cisgender Man, Cisgender Woman, Female to Male, FTM, Gender Fluid, Gender Nonconforming, Gender Questioning, Gender Variant, Genderqueer, Intersex, Male to Female, MTF, Neither, Neutrois, Non-binary, Other, Pangender, Trans, Trans Female, Trans Male, Trans Man, Trans Person, Trans*Female, Trans*Male, Trans*Man, Trans*Person, Trans*Woman, Transexual, Transexual Female, Transexual Male, Transexual Man, Transexual Person, Transexual Woman, Transgender Female, Transgender Person, Transmasculine, Two-spirit.
Objective Reality: Mother Nature recognizes two: male, female. You need one of each to breed.
Emperor's New Clothes: Sovereign Individuals who peaceably assemble to petition the Government (via a face to face with their designated Elected Tormentor) using their freedom of speech aren't exercising their liberty. They are engaged in terrorist acts against the Nanny State in general. They are the ONLY terrorists who are attacking America.
Additionally, Jihadikazes who fly planes into buildings, and try to blow up airliners during a flight, are just inexplicably cranky individuals who really need a hug.
Objective Reality: The United States promotes inalienable individual liberty for all individuals, making it the strongest force preventing political Islam from establishing its globe spanning supernaturalist gulag. Reality - as seen in daily news items from behind the burka curtain - demonstrates that inalienable individual liberty and Mecca Mania are fundamentally incompatible,..in essence individual liberty's version of matter and antimatter. Interacting like matter and antimatter, liberty and antiliberty (political Islam) destroy each other in a violent explosion whenever they come into direct contact. Islam, by its very nature, is our enemy.
Emperor's New Clothes: A Brtt man, Stephen Wood, is a tranny who now answers to Karen White. Steve/Karen is a convicted sex offender and paedophile.. The Brit legal system saw no problem sending a rapist to a women's prison.
What could possibly go wrong?
Objective Reality: I'll let the Daily Mail do the heavy lifting.
A transgender prisoner charged with raping a woman was remanded to a female prison where she indecently assaulted four inmates, a court heard.
Karen White, 52, was sent to the jail despite the fact that she was a convicted sex offender and paedophile.
All her previous offences had been committed when she was a man – and White had not had gender reassignment surgery when she went to women-only New Hall Prison near Wakefield, West Yorkshire, where the sex assaults took place.
The case could lead to a review of the rules for dealing with transgender inmates in the prison system.
Yesterday [Sept 2018] White pleaded guilty at Leeds Crown Court to the historic rape of a woman in August 2003, when she was then called Stephen Wood.
Emperor's New Clothes: The 'real' problem with America isn't the Marxist-infested Jackass Party. It's those political Neanderthals on the 'far right' who bitterly cling to their guns, their bibles, and outdated - irrelevant - historical relics, like : the Declaration of Independence, the U.S. Constitution, and those notorious racist white dudes, the Founding Fathers.
Objective Reality: There's no 'use by', or 'void after' date affixed to this: We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed,--That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.
Is this willful myopia, this reality sucks plague dangerous? Yup, especially when it comes to the infamous 'low information voters'. Is it incurable? Hardly, but, like any cure, there are numerous pitfalls, distractions, and hazards along that path to recovery. The first step to kicking that habit is a healthy dose of scepticism.
You can begin by admitting that our nation conceived in liberty is controlled by lying rat bastards who can't be trusted as far as you can throw Jupiter.
You can come to grips with the fact that America's problems are largely, of our own making because we prefer our cherished dream world to an objective reality that is, I freely admit, a pain in the butt. A never was, never will be, B. A is and always shall be A PIGsters.
The Emperor is NAKED and pretending otherwise is asinine.