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October 02, 2014

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The Duffer In Chief traded 5 top terrorist leaders for a man who is, many believe, a deserter.
 
This same Oval Office Pussy won’t lift a finger to free Marine Sgt Andrew Tahmooressi, whose only ‘crime’ is making a wrong turn at the U.S.- Mexican border.
 
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INSENSITIVITY 101
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Disclaimer: On advice of our crackpot legal eagle, Fred Fleecem, of Findem, Fleecem and Gloat, we are required to warn you that the wisdom contained in this rant may be hazardous to your health and detrimental to your career. Not safe for work is in play...ask me if I care.

Many, perhaps most, of you have endured an insult to your intelligence called 'Sensitivity Training'. Some of you have been subjected to that indignity more than once. We the PIGs feel your pain, so we decided to bring you out of that dark, inhospitable place and into the bright, inspirational light of PIGish Inkorrectness. We've named this heroic endeavor in DEPROGRAMMING, Insensitivity Training - AKA Insensitivity 101.

Unlike the Sensitivity wranglers, we won't brow beat you, demean you, or turn you into public enemy number 1. This is particularly good news for certain survivors of Sensitivity Training. I'm referring, those of you who are eligible for the holy hyphen, but have flatly refused to drink your assigned clan's Kool-Aid. I'm also referring to oppressors - the non-existent clan Korrectniks call 'whites'. In theory - Sensitivity wranglers spew this drivel with a straight face - Sensitivity Training will absolve individuals who fall into either of the aforementioned categories from accusations of insensitivity. It's bullshit of course, since belonging to either category renders you inherently 'offensive'.

The unstable foundation for Sensitivity Training is the entirely mythical right which protects an individual from being offended. By and large, it's all about words, but offenses can also involve actions, gestures, and even 'thoughts', since the chronically offended are - they insist - telepathic.

The Chronically Offended, and the 'activists' who shill for them, play rational adults for suckers, by fostering the fantasy, that sensitivity is a simple matter of avoiding certain words. In some cases they offer 'acceptable' alternatives:

* In 2013 'Master' was under assault by Korrectniks in the housing/real estate industry.

Master Suite and Master Bedroom are SO out.

Owner's Suite and Owner's Bedroom are in.

* In the state of Washington, Korrectniks mounted a Jihad against inkorrect words like these:

Fisherman became Fisher

Penmanship became Handwriting

Journeyman Plumber became Journey Level Plumber

Signalman became Signal Operator

Some words are simply banished:

* The fools on the Hill (U.S. Congress) banished the word 'Lunatic' from all official federal documents. 'Lunatic' follows in the footsteps of the so-called R-Word (Retarded) which got the bum's rush in 2010. Retarded has been banished - or is in the process of being ousted - in 45 of Barry's 57 states. If 'Lunatic' stays on the trail blazed by retarded, it, too, will be affixed with a 'hate speech' label by the usual 'activist' suspects.

* The most popular muzzle employed by the Korrectniks involves branding seemingly innocuous words as racist. A few years ago, a Korrectnik in Congress vilified 'tax cut' and 'budget cut' as 'racist Republican code words'. 'Founding Fathers', 'States Rights', Limited Government, the 'Declaration of Independence', all references to the TEA Party. Individualism, and support of a meritocracy are also deemed to be racist to the core.

If you learn the banned words list(s) you're home free? Not exactly:

"If the language is being used to criticize a black person then we must deem such language to be irreparably and irrevocably racist. Every word that is used to disguise the racist intentions of a racist political movement must be deemed a racist code word disguising the true racist intentions of the racists who make use of them."
– Congresswoman Marcia Fudge, the leader of the Congressional Black Caucus and Chairwoman of the House Subcommittee on 40 Acres, an Obamaphone and a Mule

Congressman Jim Clyburn went even further. "The entire English language was created by slaveowners as a means of oppression. You can't just say that one word is a racist code word or another. The whole language, every single word, letter and apostrophe in it is racist. It's a fact. If you speak English, you're a racist."

"All Republicans is racist, therefore whenever they use English, they are using it to hiddenly express racist ideas. Whenever they speak, they are speaking entirely in racist code words. But when Democrats like us speak English, we're using tolerance code words." (Front Page)

Sooner or later, each of you will be vilified as 'insensitive', so what, if anything should you do about it. Admittedly, a heartfelt 'bite me' gets it done, simply, efficiently. Been there, done that, but if you want to leave them dazed and confused, try using this, instead:

Hambo's Moron-duh Warning for the Chronically Offended.

You have the right to remain silent, but we both know that shut the fuck up isn't' your best move. Anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of public opinion, if I can resist my compulsion to strap your mutant ass to a rocket and launch you out of my misery.

You have the right to speak to an attorney, but you're probably way ahead of me on that. When the medical health professionals question you to try to find out 'what's your damage' your shyster should be there to save you from being gunned down like a rabid dog.

If you cannot afford a lawyer, that's tough darts, because I'm not going to pay for the son-of-a-bitch. Are we on the same page now, chronically offended Sparky?

If you want more fun, try what Hambo calls it 'bestowing enlightenment', a PIGish reality check wherein clueless cretins are brought up to speed on certain essential facts of existence.

What we call 'bestowing enlightenment' is what the pinheads call 'a teachable moment'. Whatever you call it, no matter how you define it, being a purveyor of enlightenment is an unrelenting source of intellectually stimulating fun, wherein the only limits are the boundaries of your imagination.

The first rule of bestowing enlightenment is a warning to 'keep a cool head'. For maximum efficiency, you don't want to tip your hand. When you bestow enlightenment, you must never betray emotion. That means don't get angry and never crack a smile. When it comes to bestowing enlightenment, you need to sell the idea that you're deadly serious, so dust off your best poker face, Sparky.

The second rule of bestowing enlightenment states that 'you don't need to seek out opportunities to enlighten, because it's more fun to let these opportunities find you'. After you finish reading this primer on bestowing PIGish enlightenment, you'll realize, that, when it comes to enlightenment opportunities, your daily life is a target-rich environment.

Where should you start your exercise in enlightenment? You start by challenging their 'right' that protects them from being offended:

* There is no Constitutional "right" that protects you from being offended.

* You don't have the right to criminalize all speech, all images, all activities that you deem inappropriate for your rugrat.

* You don't have the right to silence others because you don't want to hear what they say.

* You don't have the right to stop others from creating and displaying certain images because you don't want to see them. (Are you paying attention, CAIR? Am I coming through loud and clear?)

* You don't have the right to impose your gender identity brainfart on the rest of the world. You are entitled to your own opinion when it comes to that. Believe what you want. Swap genders as often as you want, because it doesn't matter here in the REAL world, where Mother Nature always gets the last word.

If you want to have some PIGish fun, get 'proactive'. How? Korrectness may be out of reach, but Korrectniks aren't. Everything they do invites an inspired, PIGish response. Here are a few to get your creativity fired up:

Hire some homeless dudes to stand on street corners shouting 'the end is here', while they hold up Obama is the Antichrist signs.

Create a 'hide the hideous' charity to raise money for designer bags that beasts like Rosie and Whoopi can wear over their heads to 'Keep America Beautiful'."

Launch a 'Flannels for Feminazis" clothing drive, where you box up our old flannel shirts, clod stomper shoes, plus some still serviceable sweat pants and send them to the Womyn's Studies Department at the local Ivory Tower. "

Set a goal to receive at least one snarky letter from the local Educrats admonishing you for teaching Little Johnny and/or Moonbeam to call the institute of alleged learning they attend a 'cess-school'.

Make Women's History Month memorable for the NONADS by staging a 'Hey Baby' objectathon in front of the Womyn's Studies Department at a local Ivory Tower

Stage a 'smoke in' at a nearby Smoke Nazi infestation. This one is as simple as wandering around with an unlit cigarette dangling from your lips.

If you crave big time fun, which is replete with payback, you could hit the Chronically Offended with some 'insensitive' words of your own:

Here area few of mine:

"The"
Oppresses the chronically indecisive by limiting their options.

"A"
Oppresses the Educrat who got fired during that nasty grade-inflation scandal. Also oppresses the grade inflatee, who learns, the hard way, that all 'A's are not created equal.

"Is"
Oppresses Demoncrats who don't know what the meaning of 'is' is. Also oppresses the VRWC who still remember their Quixotean Quest to dump Bubba.

"Work"
Oppresses the chronically unemployed. It also oppresses the egregiously lazy.

"Lazy"
Oppresses the differently energetic who view it as an attack on their fondness for leisure.

"Childish"
Oppresses the chronically juvenile. A more suitable description is 'behaviorally nostalgic'.

"Dad"
Oppresses orphans, and wenchlets named 'Heather' who have two mommies.

"Dike"
Oppresses GLAAD BAAGs who flunked spelling. Besides, it 'sounds like that OTHER word'.

Stealing a phrase from El Rushbo, I'll say that bestowing enlightenment is the most fun you can have with half your brain tied behind your back.

When someone asks a rude, intrusive, question don't get mad, enlighten them. Set your imagination free and give them the enlightenment bestowing answer that they deserve.

If some asshat annoys you, by bragging about their rooty-tooty family, don't get mad, enlighten them. Tell them: "My family tree has been pissed on by more mongrels than the telephone poll in front of the dog pound."

If some hyphenated halfwit annoys you, by denigrating your whitebread pedigree, don't get mad, enlighten them. Tell them: "Hell fire, hyphenation breath, my family is so lily white we give driven snow an inferiority complex."

If some Korrectnik gets huffy about your colorful style of expression, don't get mad, enlighten them. When my cousin got huffy about 'wench', I enlightened her:"Your hypersensitivity is not my responsibility."

When you implement your own burst of insensitivity, don't forget to put a guaranteed to irritate smirk on your face. Why? Because, when you do it right, PIGish insensitivity is fun. It's not your fault they misplaced their sense of humor.

I better wrap this up, because our legal eagle is hyperventilating. It's time to enlighten him, again. Why are you running away Fred? Don't make me come over there...


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INTENDED CONSEQUENCES, PIGism

The kind of 'no matter how you vote it selects Whorehouse Harry' election cycle irregularities you get, after you put SEIU technicians in charge of a county's voting machines.

If people keep comparing Obama, Kerry and Hillary Clinton to the Three Stooges, I think the Stooges should sue.
– Old Jarhead

Are the sheeple tired of Barry, or is it a mere coincidence that his appearance on '60 Minutes' generated a staggering 69% decline in viewership from the prior week?

Random thoughts on the passing scene:
[Thomas Sowell]
• What a non-judgmental society amounts to is that common decency is optional — which means that decency is likely to become less common.

• The biggest issue in this fall's election is whether the Obama administration will end when Barack Obama leaves the White House or whether it will continue on, by appointing federal judges with lifetime appointments who share President Obama's contempt for the Constitution. Whether such judges will be confirmed by the Senate depends on whether the Senate continues to be controlled by Democratic Majority Leader Harry Reid.

• Why in the world would any sane American go to North Korea and put themselves at the mercy of a crackpot dictator?

• Since Illinois enacted a law permitting more people to carry concealed firearms, more than 65,000 people got permits to do so. Rates of robbery, burglary and motor vehicle thefts have dropped significantly, and the murder rate has fallen to a level not seen in more than half a century. If only the gun control fanatics would pay some attention to facts, a lot of lives could be saved.

• If you took all the mumbo-jumbo out of our educational institutions, how much would be left? Students could finish their education years earlier and end up knowing a lot more than they know now.

• Why are Americans — and the Western world in general — falling all over ourselves stifling our own self-expression to appease people who chose to immigrate here, and are now demanding the suppression of anything they don't like, such as public expressions of Christianity or displays of the American flag?

• Someone should write a history of political rhetoric, if only to put us on our guard against being deceived into disasters. The First World War, for example, was said to be a war "to make the world safe for democracy." What it actually led to was the replacement of despotic dynasties by totalitarian dictatorships that were far worse, including far more murderous.

• Professor Sterling Brown remains as much a hero to me in my old age as he was when I was a freshman at Howard University. He wrote bitterly eloquent attacks on racism — and yet, when I was preparing to go off to Harvard, he said to me, "Don't come back here and tell me you didn't make it 'cause white folks were mean."

• The fatal weakness of most clever people is that they don't know when to stop being clever. The past cleverness of President Obama is finally starting to catch up with him.

• Why Republicans would bring up the subject of immigration during an election year is beyond me. Yet Speaker of the House of Representatives John Boehner seems drawn to the subject like a moth to a flame.

• Who says the Obama administration is not transparent? They are constantly telling our enemies overseas when it will pull out our troops and where we will not put boots on the ground.

• Heartening as it has been to see Derek Jeter get farewell honors during his last season, as with Mariano Rivera last season, it is also a melancholy thought that we may not see their like again — in their personal dignity and class, as well as their performance on the field. They are throwbacks to an earlier time, in a sports world of spoiled brat showoffs today.

• I must have heard the word "diversity" proclaimed in ringing tones as a great benefit to society at least a thousand times — and probably closer to a million — without even once hearing a speck of evidence provided, or even suggested as a way to test whether that is true or false.

• Attorney General Eric Holder has picked the perfect time to resign, in terms of his own self-interest. He will have two years in which to cash in with lucrative fees on the lecture circuit and to make a big-bucks book deal. If he waited until the end of the Obama administration, a former Attorney General would be eclipsed in both respects by a former President of the United States, thereby reducing the demand for Holder.

• With the momentous consequences of control of the Senate at stake in this fall's election, anyone who risks the outcome by running as a third party candidate should not only be voted against this year but remembered for such irresponsibility in future years.

Bold New Concept

[IBT] Problem drinkers in the German city of Essen are to be given free alcohol and tobacco in exchange for helping clean the city.
"It should not be tolerated that beer is served to severe alcoholics, paid with public funds"
- Homeless worker Horst Renner

As part of the scheme, "socially isolated and stigmatised" drinkers will collect rubbish and sweep the streets around the industrial city's railway station. As a reward they will be given tobacco, warm food, $1.50 an hour and three bottles of beer - once their shift is over.

The project, "Pick Up", is based on similar schemes in Holland but not everyone is happy with the public in effect subsidizing drinkers' beer habits. One homeless charity called the scheme "cheap labour" and said it was dehumanizing, Die Welt newspaper reports.

"The city wants to get the homeless out of public sight," said Horst Renner, who works at a nearby homeless shelter. "It should not be tolerated that beer is served to severe alcoholics, paid with public funds."

The chairman of Homeless Support Ruhr and Lower Rhine, Sabine Zschaler, said: "It would be nice if we could give the homeless a bit of their dignity back, when they're already at rock bottom... But that's not going to happen if we pay them with beer."

However project managers Suchthilfe Direkt said the idea behind the scheme was to stop drinkers turning to harder stuff or drugs and would also help them remain in contact with health teams and social workers. Co-ordinator Baerbel Marrziniak said: "We want to use these incentives to bring back a routine for these people and provide additional care at our facilities."

1608 Jan Lippershey opens up the galactic neighborhood for our enlightenment and enjoyment when he completes his prototype of a modern reflecting telescope.

1915 Denizens of Pleasant Valley, Nevada consider changing the name of their 'hood after mother nature unleashes a 7.8 earthquake to shock & awe them.

1942 Windy City is site of 1st self-sustained nuclear chain reaction demo.

1950 Named "Li'l Folks", 'Peanuts' comic strip makes its debut in 9 papers.

1959 Rod Serling transports us to the 'Twilight Zone' for 1st time on CBS-TV.

1974 One of the classiest men who ever shouldered a baseball bat, Hank Aaron goes out in style by hitting his 733rd career home run on his last NL at bat.

1990 Property owners shudder without knowing why, the instant that the U.S. Senate confirms a rat bastard named David "Eminent Domain" Souter by a 90-9 margin.

1998 Actor, singer, businessman, all around good guy, Gene Autry dies at 91.

2009 Messiah Barry's aura of infallibility was mortally wounded, when his in-person sales pitch to the IOC got Chicago dumped, in the first round of voting.

IT TAKES BALLS TO PLAY IN THE PIGDOME
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INVASION OF THE BORDER JUMPERS
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Get your weekly whiff as Hambo serves up a real steaming load to those thart merit this odiferous awad. It's OK to look. It's OK to smell. It's even OK to touch. But for those that have the misfortune of stepping in it, they get...A Steaming Load Award.
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