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Why has American Greatness fallen on hard times and how do we restore it to its former glory?
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Once again, the Free State of PIG dabbles in national introspection, with America's Greatness occupying center stage. We're going to confront American Greatness. We're going to discuss what it is, and what it isn't. We'll also discuss why American Greatness is so diminished in this second decade of the 21st century. We think the decline in American Greatness is why many Americans seem inexplicably determined to bulldoze that 'shining city on a hill' and replace it with a cesspool of class envy and tyranny.

Make America Great Again. Donald J. Trump's signature slogan during the 2016 presidential election campaign put American Greatness back on the front burner of American political discourse. The popularity of MAGA hats with forever Trumpers coupled with the ferocity of leftist attacks on those who wear them, keeps it there.

There is no question that America's Greatness - real or imagined - is why so much of the world views America with a mixture of hatred, envy and grudging admiration. Around the world, many people would like nothing better than destroy us, but, failing that, they would really, really, like to live here.

The dirty little secret about American Greatness is the fact that so many Americans hate our greatness. Steeped in 'America sucks' from kindergarten through grad school, their stated goal in life is to destroy American Greatness, and make this nation conceived in liberty as impoverished, as full of despair, as terminally crappy, as garden spots like North Korea, Venezuela, or the infamous Ruskie gulag.

The easiest way to start pinning down what American Greatness is, involves stating categorically, what it isn't. American Greatness exists in spite of, not because of, Elected Tormentors at every level of government. Their ideal isn't the rugged American individual or the fabled Minuteman, it's the back alley mugger whose livelihood is stealing.

American Greatness exists in spite of, not because of, a horde of chronically needy parasites, who are no better than a rampaging mob of looters. They're indistinguishable from the rat bastard who throws a brick through a store's front window and runs off with a television set.

American Greatness exists in spite of, not because of, the chronically-oppressed, perpetually caterwauling 'victims', whose only claim to 'infamy' is being born with politically-advantageous immutable traits (race/ethnicity, gender, sexual orientation).

American Greatness exists in spite of, not because of, the border jumping scumbag invaders, who expect to be rewarded, thanked, for inflicting their diseases, their squalor, and their ethnically-cleansing gangs on us.

American Greatness exists in spite of, not because of, the Jihadikazes hiding in our midst. Their American Dream of a USA tyrannized by sharia-wielding mullahs is, in reality, a sovereign individual's nightmare.

Now that we've excluded, looters, muggers, Jihadikazes, border jumpers, professional whiners, and neo-Marxist scumbags, it's time to turn our attention to the individuals who exemplify American Greatness.

American Greatness can produce moments of inspiring courage, during extreme circumstances, as exemplified by the heroism shown on September 11, 2001. We saw American Greatness in action, when members of the NYPD and NYFD entered the dangerously unstable Twin Towers to save the lives of those trapped inside. American Greatness was showcased by the courage of the brave passengers on United Flight 93, who gave their lives to prevent another attack. They etched their American Greatness in our minds, by bringing the airliner down near Shanksville, Pennsylvania.

American Greatness is exemplified by the heroism of two former U.S. Navy SEALs, Glen Doherty and Tyrone Woods. On September 11, 2012, in Benghazi (Libya), they did what SEALs instinctively do, when gunfire erupts: they ran toward the battle. Majorly out-gunned, they mounted a vigorous defense, waiting for American assistance that never came. In the end, they died like warriors, laying down their lives for an American regime which squandered these heroes needlessly. We the People honor their American Greatness, by vowing to make this once great nation worthy of their sacrifice.

American Greatness is the unarmed Mexifornia man who charged the gun packing asshole who attacked a synagogue in Poway. It's the courageous individuals who ran towards automatic weapons fire to help lead terrified concert goers out of the Las Vegas shooter's kill zone.

American Greatness is embodied by inspirational men like Clarence Thomas, Thomas Sowell and Walter Williams. Rejecting their assigned victimhood labels, shrugging off the taunts of "Uncle Tom", "boot licker" and "house slave", they refuse to be suffocated by a group identity. Instead, boldly defying the Ethnocrat asshats, they dare to conduct their lives as that American classic, the individual.

American Greatness is that farmer, salesman, coal miner, trucker, or byte wrangler who puts his daily life on hold, then dons a uniform and ventures forth to defend this nation from its sworn enemies. They put their lives on the line...they go in harm's way, to defend the right of those so-called Americans back home, who view American Greatness as a cardinal sin.

American Greatness is the Second Amendment heroism of a Georgia mother who used her right to keep and bear arms to defend her 9 year old daughters, when a determined home invader found their hiding place. American Greatness is the unsung Second Amendment heroism of all the gun owners who have what it takes when trouble comes calling.

A more common form of American Greatness is the kind we encounter every day, but don't recognize. It might be that pimple-faced, perpetually smirking, 12 year old down the street, who makes you feel like an idiot when he fixes, in 5 minutes, the computer problem you've been fighting for 2 weeks. Try to ignore that 'you're still a moron' look, because that pimple-faced pest might very well be the next Steve Jobs, or Bill Gates.

American Greatness is epitomized by exceptional defenders of our besieged inalienable individual liberty, clear thinking voices of reason like Mark Levin. Unflinching, when it comes to our founding principles, Mark Levin, clearly defines the dire state of our liberty, then maps out the long, torturous road to the Founding Fathers' legacy. American Greatness is heeding his clarion call as We the People begin that rigorous journey.

American Greatness is that rugged individual who carves out his own, modest, outpost of capitalism through his hard work, long hours, and grim determination. He's not planning to become a full of himself slacker like a Kennedy or a Rockefeller, who is coasting through life on the borrowed greatness of a room temperature ancestor. This rugged individual only wants Uncle Sam to get out of his way, so he can test himself in the marketplace, and, if it all goes well, leave his family a little better off in the process.

American Greatness is a rank and file American who dares to challenge marauding Progressive orthodoxy by asking mantra spewing meatheads pointed questions. Despite the fact that the candidate showed up in his neighborhood, on his front lawn, Joe the Plumber had his life turned upside down, inside out, by Messiah Barry's minions. Shrugging it all off, Joe the Plumber kept speaking out. In the process, he showed that he, John Q. Public, had a better grip on the Founding Fathers' dream for America, than all the self-aggrandizing gasbags on Capitol Hill.

American Greatness is that rank and file American, who puts in 16 hours a day on two jobs so his son or daughter can be the first member of his family to get a college degree. The only reward he seeks is giving his children a leg up on the ladder of success.

American Greatness is that anachronism, the sovereign individual, who has the nads to tell the Nanny State to take their liberty-infringing safety net and shove it. It's the willingness to tell that persistent pest, Uncle Sam, "Back off, punk, I can live my life without your constant interference."

American Greatness is everything that our home-grown neo-Marxists, and their Dumbo-eared Messiah, hate about sovereign individuals. At its core, American Greatness is about daring to defy the Korrectniks. American Greatness is telling the parasites (in and out of government) "not on my dime", and "never with my consent". American Greatness is the willingness to fail, repeatedly, on the road to success. American Greatness is taking responsibility for your own actions. American Greatness is daring to celebrate your successes and having the guts to admit - and learn from - your mistakes.

Now that we've illustrated what American Greatness is, and what it isn't, it's time to answer the relevant question: Why are the Obamunists, Korrectniks and Elected Tormentors so determined to eradicate it? Why? Because they know that American Greatness and rugged individualism are joined at the hip. They know that you can't get rid of that pest American Greatness without eradicating individualism, from sea to shining sea.

As long as Americans dare to be individuals, they will continue to resist the Siren Song of neo-Marxist tyranny. As long as Americans dare to be individuals, who strive on their own initiative for greatness, it will be impossible to turn them into faceless, nameless, slaves of the all-powerful Nanny State.

Unfortunately, the Korrectniks, the neo-Marxists, have been very successful in undermining American Greatness and rugged American individualism. For more than four decades, they have been programming the clueless to reject their individualism and replace it with a group identity. They sweetened the deal by giving perks to group think minions, and imposing penalties on recalcitrant individuals. Those clucking "American Greatness sucks" chickens came home to roost in an election that made an unrepentant, Joe Stalin class, Marxist the president of this once great nation.

The enemies of American Greatness won't stop until every stubborn individual holdout is tracked down and fitted with slave of the Nanny State chains.

If you want to revive American Greatness, you must start by daring to proclaim: I am, first and foremost, an American, a sovereign American individual. I am not a victim. I am not a class envy-riddled parasite. I am the author of my own life. As the master of my own fate, my destiny is in my hands. I don't need to be coddled, protected or babied by the Nanny State, so back the hell off, Sparky.

The fate of American Greatness is in your hands, PIGsters.

[Since We the PIGs first wrote, and published this rant, a lot has happened to further erode our American Greatness.

* The government cess-school chickens have come home to roost, with the emergence of the infamous 'low information voter'.

* Our history is under attack as revisionists replace fact with fiction while roaming leftist mobs tear down historical monuments.

* America's education system is cranking out mindless, perpetually offended, compulsive thumb sucking cringers in alarming numbers.

* Our freedom of speech is silenced by trigger warnings, micro aggression, and rampaging ANTIFA thugs.

* From sea to shining sea, card carrying members of the Jackass Party openly defy, demean, and destroy the U.S. Constitution.

* In newsrooms across America, propagandists masquerading as journalists parrot the Jackass Party's talking points.

* The swamp rats continues to undermine and/or alienate our friends while strengthening and emboldening our enemies.

* Obamacare has begun to perform its prime function: the eradication of the insurance industry; the destruction of healthcare in America.

* Ignoring the Constitution, black robed Marxists poop out judicial rulings based on their personal politics making a mockery of our judicial system.

* The on-going assault on our American Greatness from within is taking a heavy toll on the liberty that we cherish. The looming tyranny is much closer now, close enough for even the willfully blind Obamunists to see, if they'd only get up off their knees to look at the drastically altered American landscape.

Have we passed a point of no return? Perhaps, but I refuse to etch RIP on inalienable individual liberty's tombstone. The heros of Benghazi...that courageous, gun-toting mama in Georgia, the unwavering wisdom of a Mark Levin, give me reason to believe that American Greatness might make a comeback, even at this late date.. We the People will need to do some heavy lifting to get 'er done. I'm game, if you are.

President Trump says Make America Great Again.

He can't do it by himself.

What are you doing to help.

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WORD OF THE DAY

COMMON COLD (THE), n.
Something God inflicts upon humans every so often to gently remind us that we are 90 percent snot. [The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm]

The thing that bothers me the most about the media is simple accuracy.
~Bobby Knight


BEER TROUBLESHOOTING

SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.

SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.
FAULT: Improper bladder control.
ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training.

SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.
FAULT: Glass empty.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.

SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
FAULT: You have fallen over backward.
ACTION: Have yourself leashed to bar.

SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts.
FAULT: You have fallen forward.
ACTION: See above.

SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt wet.
FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.
ACTION: Retire to restroom, practice in mirror.

SYMPTOM: Floor blurred.
FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.

SYMPTOM: Floor moving.
FAULT: You are being carried out.
ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another bar.

SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark.
FAULT: Bar is closed.
ACTION: Confirm home address with bartender.

SYMPTOM: Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and textures.
FAULT: Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations.
ACTION: Cover mouth.

SYMPTOM: Everyone looks up to you and smiles.
FAULT: You are dancing on the table.
ACTION: Fall on somebody cushy-looking.

SYMPTOM: Beer is crystal clear.
FAULT: It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up.
ACTION: Punch him.

SYMPTOM: Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear.
FAULT: You have been a fight.
ACTION: Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was them.

SYMPTOM: Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're in.
FAULT: You've wandered into the wrong party.
ACTION: See if they have free beer.

SYMPTOM: Your singing sounds distorted.
FAULT: The beer is too week.
ACTION: Have more beer until your voice improves.

SYMPTOM: Don't remember the words to the song.
FAULT: Beer is just right.
ACTION: Play air guitar

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Money Bags

Glass takes one million years to decompose, which means it never wears out and can be recycled an infinite amount of times!

Gold is the only metal that doesn't rust, even if it's buried in the ground for thousands of years.

Your tongue is the only muscle in your body that is attached at only one end.

If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. When a human body is dehydrated, its thirst shuts off.

Zero is the only number that cannot be represented by Roman numerals.

Kites were used in the American Civil War to deliver letters and newspapers.

The song Auld Lang Syne is sung at the stroke of midnight in almost every English-speaking country in the world to bring in the new year.

Drinking water after eating reduces the acid in your mouth by 61 percent. Drinking a glass of water before you eat may help digestion and curb appetite.

Peanut oil is used for cooking in submarines because it doesn't smoke unless it's heated above 450F.

The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear.

Nine out of every ten living things live in the ocean.

The banana cannot reproduce itself. It can be propagated only.

Airports at higher altitudes require a longer airstrip due to lower air density.

The University of Alaska spans four time zones.

The tooth is the only part of the human body that cannot heal itself.

In ancient Greece, tossing an apple to a girl was a traditional proposal of marriage. Catching it meant she accepted.

Warner Communications paid 28 million dollars for the copyright to the song Happy Birthday, which was written in 1935!

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

A comet's tail always points away from the sun.

The Swine Flu vaccine in 1976 caused more death and illness than the disease it was intended to prevent.

Caffeine increases the power of aspirin and other painkillers, that is why it is found in some medicines.

The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armor raised their visors to reveal their identity.

If you get into the bottom of a well or a tall chimney and look up, you can see stars, even in the middle of the day.

When a person dies, hearing is the last sense to go. The first sense lost is sight.

In ancient times, strangers shook hands to show that they were unarmed.

Strawberries and cashews are the only fruits whose seeds grow on the outside.

Avocados have the highest calories of any fruit at 167 calories per hundred grams.

The moon moves about two inches away from the Earth each year.

The Earth gets 100 tons heavier every day due to falling space dust. (Carbon Dioxide?)

Due to earth's gravity it is impossible for mountains to be higher than 15,000 meters.

Mickey Mouse is known as "Topolino" in Italy.

Soldiers do not march in step when going across bridges because they could set up a vibration which could be sufficient to knock the bridge down.

Everything weighs one percent less at the equator.

For every extra kilogram carried on a space flight, 530 kg of excess fuel are needed at lift-off.

The letter J does not appear anywhere on the periodic table of the elements.

And last but not least:
This is called 'Money Bags'. So send this on to 5 people and money will arrive in 5 days. Based on Chinese Feng Shui, the one who does not pass this on will have money troubles for the rest of the year. Superstitious or not, I passed this along because it is interesting information.

Good friends are like stars. You don't always see them, but you know they are always there.

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WHO STEPPED IN IT THIS WEEK?
March 01, 2019

 

Chicago Voter of the Week

A Federal Appeals Court judge rendered his opinion 11 days after he died?

One of the more curious opinions was handed down by the Supreme Court as part of its February 25, 2019 Order List.

The Opinion was Yovino v. Rizo (pdf.)(full embed at bottom of post), arising out of the 9th Circuit. The issue was whether the vote on the case of the late Judge Stephen Reinhardt could be counted where he expressed his vote while alive, but died before the opinion was filed. The 9th Circuit said sure, count the vote even though Reinhardt was not alive at the time the opinion was filed.

PIG Sez: The 9th Circus strikes again.

Hoof in Mouth Award

Goodness sake, Virginia. Just weeks after Virginia Gov. Ralph Northam came under fire for black face back in college, his wife Pam Northam is in hot water for offering black students cotton and encouraging them to imagine being enslaved and forced to pick the crop. From The Washington Post:

PIG Sez: [demonic laughter]

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1910 Humor challenged Congress passes Mann Act (bans taking her across state lines for immoral purposes). Cancel those Don't Ask Don't Tell Motel reservations, stat, Sparky.

1977 Old Ka-Boom nails his favorite human bull's-eye, Roy C. Moore (AKA "Sparky"), with a lightning bolt for the seventh time. Why? It amuses him to see Roy twitch...

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INVASION OF THE BORDER JUMPERS
For too long, America's borders have been a portal for the unwelcome, uninvited, undocumented, over diseased and crime ridden riff-raff and parasitic hordes. They swarm across our porous borders, from all over the world to pee, puke, spit and poop in our melting pot...and worse. Read More >>>



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