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We the PIGs ask the hard question. Does America's sorry state reflect changes in, a degradation of, the American character?

One of the most memorable lines from Martin Luther King, Jr.'s 'I Have A Dream' speech is, ironically, more venerated by 'whitey' than it is by the Melanin-Enriched. I refer, as if you haven't guessed, to this memorable prose:

"I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character."

Normally, whenever a scribbler builds a rant around that quote the topic under discussion is race. If you think we are going down that road, get over it. We've been there, done that, and we'll do it again, but not today. Instead, I am going to take a look at "the content of their character".

By and large, whenever this subject - 'character' - crops up, it involves a public official, or some other person in a position of authority, whose flawed character has created a newsworthy scandal. It also arises, whenever an election cycle reaches critical mass, and we're forced to punch a chad for the lesser of two evils.

All of that is still in play, but it isn't the primary focus of this rant. Given the sorry condition of this once great nation...given the precarious status of our inalienable individual liberty, I think it's time for some self evaluation. It's time to assess the American Character of that grinning fool in our mirror, We the People Sparky. It's time to confront our own character flaws, then evaluate the role they play in America's sorry condition.

Not that long ago, our nation's reputation was something to shout about. We were the staunch, steadfast, reliable ally our friends needed. We were the worst nightmare that our enemies deserved. That's yesterday's news, due to some disastrous choices We the People made at the ballot box.

It's Spring of 2015 and our nation is on the fast track to unrelenting tyranny with our Constitution on life support, and our liberty under unrelenting assault. A nation of, by, and for the people? Maybe, but that begs the question: have we changed that much? What has happened to us that makes us tolerate a tyrannical POTUS who rules by imperial decree?

If, as some afternoon drive boom box babblers proclaim, our government - local, state, and federal - is infested with 'liars, thieves, and whores', I wonder what that says about us. These liars, thieves and whores didn't find their job in government at the bottom of a Cracker Jacks box. If they're an Elected Tormentor, We the People put them in that position. If they're a bureaucrat, We the People punched a chad for the scumbag(s) who created their job for life position at the public trough.

'Liars, thieves, and whores' makes us wonder, "What are the descriptors that apply to rank and file Americans."

In this Obamunist Error, the American Character isn't a pretty sight. Self-reliance, voluntary cooperation between sovereign individuals, individual accountability, the work ethic, and pulling yourself up by the bootstraps are on the wane, as rugged American individuals become the USA's newest endangered species. In too many cases, the American Character is tainted, by gullibility, envy, sloth, lies, thievery, dependency, self deception, and thuggish intimidation.

To illustrate what I view as a degradation of the American Character, I will discuss some of these character flaws in greater detail.

Gullibility: The healthy skepticism which was a vital part of the American Character has fallen into disfavor. When our Elected Tormentors, accompanied by a suitable fanfare, proclaim their devotion to fiscal discipline, this character flaw makes too many otherwise intelligent individuals believe them. Willfully myopic, gullible Americans ignore the tsunami of red ink poised to sweep over this land conceived in liberty. Instead, we swallow the budgetary bull crap, which, magically, transforms a slight decrease in the GROWTH of Nanny State spending into a Draconian budget cut.

When we're told that America has every scrap of energy producing fossil fuels in full production, too many of us believe it.

When we're assured that our porous borders are fully protected to an unprecedented degree, too many of us believe it.

When lab coated hooligans spout factually challenged Junk Science drivel about Global Warming, Secondhand Smoke, plus that Twilight Zone stinker Thirdhand Smoke, too many of us are willing to believe them.

Dependency: The inherent need to be self-sufficient has been government-schooled out of a depressingly large percentage of Americans. Why? Self-sufficiency means each individual is responsible for the conduct of his, her, hisher or its own life. For the properly-indoctrinated, government-schooled idiot with self esteem, making all your own decisions is much too hard. Why bother, when the Nanny State is willing to seize control of your life and micromanage it from the cradle to the grave.

Big Nanny State Daddy will 'protect' you from games you shouldn't play on the school playground. Big Nanny State Daddy will 'protect' you, by dictating what you should, and shouldn't, eat. Big Nanny State Daddy will take care of your loser ass, by providing food, shelter, free health care, and pay you for not working. Big Nanny State Daddy will, in short, attempt to remove 'failure' from a 'cooperative' person's life, but the price is high, since the process also removes 'success'.

Coercion/Intimidation: As envisioned by the Founding Fathers, America's national government's actions were strictly limited, by the U.S. Constitution. That fostered an environment where success often required cooperation - sovereign individuals teaming up, voluntarily, to achieve a mutually-beneficial purpose. It also made for the kind of friendly rivalry between competitors that leads to innovation and efficiency, both of which provide a customer with a better product at a lower cost.

When the Nanny State broke out of its Constitutional cage, and grew into the bloated behemoth it is today, it did what all overgrown asshats do, it started throwing its weight around. That bully boy side of Uncle Sam attracted the attention of certain businessmen, who didn't have the patience to compete in the marketplace. Instead, they 'rented' access to the Nanny State's monopoly on the use of force, then used Nanny State power to give them a competitive advantage. Why bust your ass to beat your competitor, when you can buy a Nanny State minion to 'regulate' your business rival out of the market? This obscenity is called 'crony capitalism' and it's what Ayn Rand meant when she stated that "Government regulation is corrupt and corrupting."

Envy: In a bygone era, America's sovereign individuals greeted an achiever's success with a measure of respect for a the ingenuity and hard work it involved. In many cases, an achiever's success would inspire others to strive for their own personal brass ring. You start with an idea, apply some hard work and long hours. When you do it right, you join the ranks of the achievers.

In this Obamunist Error, achievement, success, and a willingness to reap the rewards for your hard work, are viewed with jealousy, distrust, and hatred. Success is a cardinal sin that must be punished severely. If the achievement is academic, the punishment is denying one of our best and brightest a slot in a top university where he, she, heshe or it can flourish. If the achievement is in the business arena, the punishment is the outright theft of the achiever's rightful property, after which the spoils will be divided between the Nanny State 'collector' and the parasite who isn't bothered by receiving stolen goods.

Prevarication: Our 16th president was often referred to as 'Honest Abe', a name he earned - according to some experts - due to his impartiality and integrity when he served as judge/referee at cock fights. He presents a sharp contrast when compared to our 44th president, Bullshit Barry, a dude who lies about everything.

Unfortunately, low information voters, and other intellectual flatliners, believe everything Bullshit Barry says, even when he contradicts himself, repeatedly. Their willingness to suspend disbelief might explain why the woman who wants to become our 45th president, is paving her path to the Oval Office with easily disproved whoppers about dumb stuff.

Honesty may be 'the best policy' but it has fallen on hard times, especially among the lefty Moonbats.

Finger Pointing: Emboldened by the Dumbo-eared Shiite in the Oval Office, buck-passing is, to co-opt a trite phrase, 'all the rage'. Nothing that happens on his watch is his fault. In fact, he claims that he's so out of the loop that he doesn't even know about the numerous scandals laid at his feet, until he reads it in the newspaper, or sees it on the news. He's shocked, shocked, I tell you, but despite being stunned, he has no problem finding someone else to blame: Bush 43, congressional republicans, the TEA Party, the rich, and those primordial pests, the rugged American individuals.

When last seen, individual accountability had been tarred, feathered and ridden out of town on a rail. There's no room in Obamerica for hammerheads who insist on shouldering the blame for their mistakes and accepting accolades for their successes. Accepting responsibility for your own actions? Unthinkable.

Sloth: This nation was made great by individuals who created their own version of the American Dream with hard work, long hours, their intellect and their particular talents. They took the dead ends, the setbacks and other impediments in stride and kept pursuing their goal. They are the backbone of America, the resilient source of strength which kept this nation powerful.

Over the years a new breed of American has arisen. It's a chronically needy caterwauling mob whose demands for the fruit of someone else's labor find a receptive audience among this nation's Elected Tormentors. Why bust their ass when their friends in high places will steal what they need from that hard working fool next door? The moochers are so easily manipulated, that the political class imports them from Central and South America. They come in handy, when it's chad-punching time.

Self Deception: Somewhere along the line, we lost our determination to confront the good, the bad and the ugly which is part and parcel of objective reality. We discovered that it's much too easy to play let's pretend.

We pretend that the MSM isn't the propaganda arm of the extreme left which controls the Jackass Party.

We pretend that our POTUS isn't systematically destroying our nation because he hates America and everything it represents.

We pretend that we don't notice the Nanny State minions who are fitting us for our slave shackles.

We pretend that 'inalienable individual liberty' still has meaning in our lives.

Our self deception is self destructive.

Are America's sovereign individuals destined for history's scrap heap, and a brief footnote in some history book with a readership in the single digits? I hope not, but the possibility is too, too real.

Am I painting ALL Americans with this broad brush? Hardly. I am, however, confronting the reality that more than four decades of government cess-school indoctrination, cultural Marxism, and Political Korrectness have slowly, inexorably, eroded the American character. I'm also warning that the flaws become more widespread, more discernable, with each new generation.

Is this degradation of the American character a serious problem for America and its future? You bet! It played a significant role in putting an America hating, capitalism despising, Marxist in the Oval Office, not once, but twice, so what do you think?

Our character is under attack and we aren't all that we once were. We're to Hell and gone from where we should be, where must be. The battle for the heart and soul of America isn't waged 'out there'. It is fought, and won, inside each and every one of us. It's the hardest battle of all but it's one fight which we can control.

We are, I hope, not so far gone that we can make things right again.

Hambo the Optimist? Holy crap, do I need a drink.

"The danger to America is not Barack Obama but a citizenry capable of entrusting a man like him with the presidency. It will be far easier to limit and undo the follies of an Obama presidency than to restore the necessary common sense and good judgement to a depraved electorate willing to have such a man for their president. The problem is much deeper and far more serious than Mr. Obama, who is a mere symptom of what ails America. Blaming the prince of fools should not blind anyone to the vast confederacy of fools that made him their prince. The Republic can survive a Barack Obama, who is, after all, merely a fool. It is less likely to survive a multitude of fools such as those who made him their president."
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WORD OF THE DAY

CALIFORNIA, n.

A state where 60% of the registered voters, and 100% of the unregistered voters, are Democrats.

"Excellence is doing ordinary things extraordinarily well.
– John W. Gardner

Do Beavis and Boltneck [Obama and Kerry] really believe that they can delay/derail Iran's nuke program by letting them enrich all the uranium they want?

Burt Prelutsky

I, for one, am getting sick and tired of these over-produced announcements that so-and-so has deigned to run for president. We've known their identities all along and by now, unless I belatedly toss my hat in the ring, there are no surprises. At this point, what I'd really like to hear is that Chris Christie, Mike Pence, John Kasich, Mike Huckabee and Ben Carson, have decided not to run.

I hate to be viewed as a flip-flopper, but I have decided that Mike Flynn, the retired general who formerly headed up the Defense Intelligence Agency, might be more valuable as the Secretary of Defense than as president. In the meantime, Carly Fiorina has replaced Gov. Scott Walker at the top of my ticket. My reasons are two-fold. One, like Rick Perry in 2012, he has appeared to be unprepared for national politics. Two, everything I have heard from Ms. Fiorina has resonated with me. Although I prefer a governor to a senator for the top job, I am quite happy to have someone whose life experience is in the business world. In fact, if Mitt Romney hadn't been a governor and been saddled with the albatross of RomneyCare, he and Ann might today be calling the White House home.

I must confess that I was blindsided by Fiorina. Even though she ran for the Senate out here in California, I paid very little attention to her campaign because I knew there was no way on earth she could defeat Barbara Boxer in a state where 60% of the registered voters, and 100% of the unregistered voters, are Democrats. In fact, the only good thing to come out of that campaign was that it knocked political blowhard Dick Morris, who confidently predicted a slam-dunk victory for Fiorina, off Fox News.

Of all the campaign announcements, Hillary's was predictably the most embarrassing. It was a two-minute spot in which she didn't appear until the 90-second mark. The opening consisted of a variety of people boasting of their new beginnings before Hillary got to lie about her own. So we had a couple who hoped to have greater success in the future housebreaking their dog; a couple of Spanish-speaking brothers who are starting a business, which naturally doesn't require that they learn English; and, predictably, a homosexual couple who are looking forward to a summer wedding.

For Hillary's part, although you might have expected her to mention that she is still hoping to housebreak or at least neuter Bill, who happens to be 13 in dog years, she pretty much limited herself to telling hard-working Americans that the deck is still stacked against them because the rich (Republicans, that is) have it in for them. Frankly, I don't see why hard-working Americans would want to hear a pep talk from a woman whose family has accrued $200 million, not to mention a family foundation worth two billion dollars, without ever having done a single day's worth of hard work.

The money aside, I am dying to find out what achievements she is going to brag about over the next 18 months. As First Lady, she gave us HillaryCare, which was the blueprint for the Affordable Care Act. As a senator, she strongly supported the Iraq War, which, you would think, would be reason enough for the Democrats to burn her in effigy.

As the Secretary of State, she pressed the re-set button with Russia, agreed with Obama's decision to withdraw all of our troops from Iraq, pushed for a nuclear deal with Iran and announced that it made no difference to her who killed four Americans in Benghazi.

Finally, as someone who was setting the groundwork for her campaign with the customary book tour, she told us a whopper about being broke when she and Bill left the White House. But she neglected to mention that she jeopardized America's security by using a private email server, lest anyone ever find out the truth about Benghazi or about the millions of dollars flowing into the family foundation from unfriendly nations while she was serving as the Secretary of State.

According to no less an objective authority than Chelsea Clinton: "It's important for symbolic reasons" to elect a female president. Well, the last time we elected a symbol, we stuck ourselves with Barack Obama. But if we're going to have a woman at the helm, as I say, I'd prefer to see Carly Fiorina, who seems to be in the mold of Golda Meir and Margaret Thatcher and not another Nancy Pelosi or Barbara Boxer.

♦ Unfortunately, too many women - particularly those who are young and unmarried - will vote for Mrs. Clinton for no other reason than that she fully endorses federally-funded abortions on demand.

Morality aside, the one inescapable conclusion I have glommed from the fact that one million abortions continue to take place every year in America is that sex education classes have been an abject failure.

The time and money spent showing the school kids how to put a condom on a banana have been a total waste, leading them to believe, apparently, that it's produce, not people, that must be prevented from engaging in unprotected sex.

Interesting Fact About Crows

A fact you won't soon forget... Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.

A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts.

However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws.

By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.

MTA then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills. He very quickly concluded the cause: When crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.

They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "Truck."

PIGish Fun

God visited a woman and told her she must give up smoking, drinking and sex if she wants to get into heaven. The woman said she would try her best.

God visited the woman a week later to see how she was getting on.

"Not bad" said the woman, "I've given up smoking and drinking but then I bent over to get some stuff out of the freezer and my boyfriend caught sight of my long slender legs, he pulled up my skirt, pulled my knickers to one side and made love to me right then and there."

They don't like that in heaven, said God.

The woman replied: "They're not too happy about it in Costco either!

1785 John James Audubon born, rest of his life was for the birds.

1803 E.T. decides to test Surrender Monkey resolve by pelting L'Aigle, France with meteorites; First Council Napoleon Bonaparte threatens to kick some space monkey butt.

1971 When Bahia district of Brazil gets record shatter rain - 15" in 24 hours - Al Gore sets his hair on fire, and starts building big ass boat, is heard muttering '2 by 2'.

1977 Holy Sodom and Gomorrah, Batman! Infamous Big Apple den of iniquity, Studio 54, opens for business, disco-induced carnality ensues.

1986 Action hero/body builder Arnold 'The Terminator' Schwarzenegger marries Maria Shriver, who immediately impounds his nads, locks them up.

1986 Ruskies celebrate Arnold & Maria's nuptials by blowing up Chernolbyl nuclear reactor.

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