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We the PIGS are proudly Deplorable, but it's no cakewalk. Being a Deplorable is a full time job. You're a fascist, a sexist, a racist, a homophobe, xenophobe, white supremacist, and much more. No wonder I'm exhausted.."
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On November 8, 2016, Progtards were poised to celebrate the Clinton Crime Family [CCF] takeover of America. Everybody was on board, well...almost everybody. The pollsters, pundits, and press card packing propagandists promised a CCF landslide, so the Progtard rabble started celebrating long before the votes were counted.

For a while, the results bolstered their optimism, then Ohio, Florida, Wisconsin, and Michigan slipped away. It all came down to Pennsylvania which slammed the door shut on the CCF era in the wee hours, after midnight.

This loss blind-sided them, so, clever mutants that they are, they re-wrote the 5 Stages of Grief which are: 1. Denial and isolation; 2. Anger; 3. Bargaining; 4. Depression; 5. Acceptance. Their version is much shorter: Denial, then unrelenting Anger. Anger? Yup and for them, getting over it isn't an option.

Their anger is focused on those CCF Era killjoys, the dastardly basket dwellers, The Deplorables.
The Deplorables? Yup, they're rank and file, flyover country Americans who were dubbed 'the silent majority' in bygone days. They throw their support behind those rare candidates who make a convincing case for taking on the D.C. establishment. When these Deplorables mobilize, it puts some muscle behind the 'We' in 'We the People'. A mobilized 'We the People' is the last thing the Progards want.

We the Deplorables understand that the Founding Fathers were, like us, flawed individuals. Despite their shortcomings as individuals, they were as a group, visionaries who created something noble, inspiring: a nation conceived in liberty. The Founding Fathers put We the People - Deplorables that we are - in charge.

The Progtards hate all of it and are determined to destroy this great nation by any means necessary. They denigrate the Founding Fathers, and their legacy, determined to expunge both from the annals of history.

They sought some low hanging fruit and found it in monuments commemorating a sad chapter in our nation's history: the Civil War. Spouting gibberish, the Progtards went to work.

Annapolis, Md.
Under cover of darkness, city workers removed a statue on Aug. 18 of former Supreme Court Justice Roger Taney that had been on the State House's front lawn for 145 years. Taney authored the Supreme Court's 1857 Dred Scott decision, which held that African-Americans could not be U.S. citizens.

Austin, Texas
The statues of four people with ties to the Confederacy – Robert E. Lee, Albert Sidney Johnson, John H. Reagan and former Texas Gov. James Stephen Hogg – were removed from pedestals on the University of Texas campus.

Baltimore, Md.
Baltimore Mayor Catherine Pugh told reporters she wanted to move "quickly and quietly" to take down four Confederate statues or monuments – statues of Lee and Thomas, J. "Stonewall" Jackson and monuments for Confederate Soldiers and Sailors and Confederate Women – from the city's public spaces.

Bradenton, Fla.
Mantee County removed a Confederate soldiers memorial obelisk on Aug. 24.

Brooklyn, N.Y.
Plaques honoring Lee were removed from an episcopal church's property on Aug. 16 and the governor called on the Army to remove the names of Lee and another Confederate general from the streets around a nearby fort.

Dallas, Texas
A bronze statue of Robert E. Lee, formally called the Robert Edward Lee Sculpture, was removed Sept. 14 from Robert E. Lee Park, which was also named in honor of the Confederate general. The Dallas City Council voted 13-1 to remove the statue, which has stood in Lee Park for 81 years.

The park was dedicated to Lee by President Franklin Delano Roosevelt in 1936 during a renaming ceremony of the park.

Daytona Beach, Fla.
Three Confederate monuments were removed from a city park.

Durham, N.C.
A nearly-century old statue of a Confederate soldier was toppled not long after Charlottesville by protesters associated with the Workers World party.

A statute of Lee was removed from the entrance to Duke University Chapel on Aug. 19 not long after it had been defaced and is set to be preserved in some way to study the university's "complex past."

Franklin, Ohio
A monument to Lee was removed Aug. 17 by Franklin workers.

Gainesville, Fla.
A chapter of the United Daughters of the Confederacy paid for the removal of a monument to Confederate soldiers known locally as "Old Joe" that stood in front a building in downtown Gainesville for 113 years. It was moved to a private cemetery outside the city.

Helena, Mont.
On Aug. 18 removed a memorial to Confederate soldiers that had been in a public park since 1916. the granite fountain, which was dismantled, had been donated by the United Daughters of the Confederacy.

Los Angeles, Calif.
A large stone monument commemorating Confederate veterans was taken down Aug. 16 from the Hollywood Forever Cemetery.

Louisville, Ky.
A statue of a Confederate soldier was removed from the University of Louisville campus.

Madison, Wis.
A plaque honoring Confederate soldiers was removed Aug. 17 from a cemetery not long after residents and city leaders began calling for it to be taken down.

New Orleans, La.
The monuments removed were of Confederate General P.G.T. Beauregard, Davis and Lee.

New York, N.Y.
Busts of Lee and Jackson were removed overnight on Aug. 17 from the Hall of Fame for Great Americans at Bronx Community College.

Orlando, Fla.
In June, a Confederate statue known as "Johnny Reb" was moved by officials from Lake Eola Park to Greenwood Cemetery.

San Diego, Calif.
A plaque honoring [Jefferson] Davis was quietly removed Aug. 16 from a downtown park.

San Antonio, Texas
A Confederate statue was removed from Travis Park

St. Louis, Mo.
The Missouri Civil War Museum oversaw the removal in late June of a 32-foot granite and bronze monument from Forest Park, where it had stood for 103 years.

Washington, D.C.
The stewards of the National Mall announced that the exhibit alongside the Thomas Jefferson Memorial will be updated to showcase his status as both one of the country's founders and a slaveholder.

New Jersey Sen. Cory Booker plans to introduce a bill to remove Confederate statues from the U.S. Capitol Building.

The National Cathedral voted Sept. 5 to take down two stained-glass windows of Confederate generals.

Worthington, Ohio
Aug. 18, Worthington removed a historic marker outside the former home of a Confederate general.

Statues and monuments are only the beginning, From sea to shining sea, schools, streets, parks, etc., named after rebel notables such as Lee, Davis, and Jackson, are being renamed.

Progtards aren't thrilled spitless with the Declaration of Independence. I suspect that it's this passage:

-We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--

In the Ivory Towers that litter the American landscape, alleged purveyors of knowledge are jettisoning the venerable Western Civilization body of knowledge because it is too WHITE. For similar reasons, science, mathematics, biology, even objective reality itself are being kicked to the curb. The ensuing chaos, the steaming mountain of horse shit, is a two-fold attack on Deplorables. First it undermines our culture, our science, by redefining our very existence as figments of our imagination. Second it turns our own children against us.

Leaving no stone unturned, the Progtards have transformed movies, television, music, et al into non-stop politically corrected propaganda which no longer entertains or informs. Our favorite avenue of escape - sports - is now a showcase for millionaire jocks masquerading as social justice warriors.

Seizing the moment, Progtards painted a bull's-eye on our national anthem:

SACRAMENTO (CBS13) — The California NAACP is pushing to get rid of the national anthem that they're calling racist and anti-black.

"This song is wrong; it shouldn't have been there, we didn't have it 'til 1931, so it won't kill us if it goes away," said the organization's president Alice Huffman.

Colin Kaepernick started the NFL protests, which quickly spread to bring attention to systemic racial injustice in the country. But Huffman says Kaepernick's message was lost when it turned into a debate about the flag.

"The message got distorted, the real intentions got overlooked, it became something that's dividing us, and I'm looking for something to bring us back together," she said.

Huffman adds that the protests did lead her to look at the lyrics of the "Star Spangled Banner" especially the parts of the anthem we don't typically sing.

"It's racist; it doesn't represent our community, it's anti-black," she said.

Huffman is referring to the third stanza which includes the lyric "no refuge could save the hireling and slave from the terror of flight or the gloom of the grave."

And where is that band who so vauntingly swore,
That the havoc of war and the battle's confusion
A home and a Country should leave us no more?
Their blood has wash'd out their foul footstep's pollution.
No refuge could save the hireling and slave
From the terror of flight or the gloom of the grave,
And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.

She says some interpretations conclude that the lyrics celebrate the deaths of black American slaves fighting for freedom, and the song should be replaced with something that supports all of our values.

"That's an extreme way of doing things," said Kenneth Lu, a veteran living in Davis.

Our old nemesis political correctness is a driving force behind this frontal assault on America. What started in Ivory Towers has infested every part of our country. Just look around and you'll find it. For example:

On many public documents, 'mother' and 'father' are Korrected to 'parent 1' and 'parent 2'.

Using micro aggression, trigger warnings and victim group litmus tests, precious snowflakes [students] Korrect the material their professor is allowed to use in his lessons.

Wielding a cudgel called 'cultural appropriation', victim groups Korrect whitey's fashion choices, vocabulary, plus the kind of food he, she, heshe or it sells in their outpost of capitalism.

Progtards Korrected our vocabulary by vilifying the use of biologically-correct terms: he, she, him, her, boy, girl, male, female, man woman. Invoking biological gender itself is now hate speech.

Progtards have Korrected the Bible too. Being a white male is now the original sin, and whiteness is the mark of Cain. Hyphenation won't save you, but it might mitigate your sin against Korrectness, a tad.

We the PIGS are proudly Deplorable, but it's no cakewalk. Being a Deplorable is a full time job. You're a fascist, a sexist, a racist, a homophobe, xenophobe, white supremacist, and much more. No wonder I'm exhausted.

There was a time when I deemed Progtard antics laughable. I'm still laughing over Hank Johnson a Dem congressman, who worried that Guam would capsize if we sent more troops to the island. I still laugh at Hank, but, by and large, I am no longer amused by Progtards.

Last November, we voted for a border wall, an end to Obamcare and draining the swamp. The swamp rats are fighting all three. In the 2018 mid terms we can do some swamp draining of our own. It's not an instant cure, but the rats will know we mean business. It's time to take back our country.

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A Conservative's Guide to Surviving Thanksgiving Dinner

Every year, we are inundated with perpetually smug 'Thanksgiving dinner survival guides' for overly sensitive, safe-space needing progressives from Leftist rags like Salon and Slate. Inevitably there is always some crazy redneck uncle in a tinfoil hat, wearing flannel over his 'No Fat Chicks' t-shirt who is armed with several giant guns and who just so happens to be a Trump supporter at the dinner table.

Ok, maybe the t-shirt says something like, 'Save the Whales, Harpoon a Fat Chick,' but you get the gist. The uncle is always some HORRIBLE racist, sexist, bigot who chews and makes his more sensitive nephews cry, and THAT'S why they need a survival guide.

Yeah, it's stupid.

But on that note, I started thinking about surviving Thanksgiving with annoying green-penis Liberals at the dinner table and you know what, we don't have nearly enough survival guides for THAT. So I present you with a Conservative's Guide to Surviving Thanksgiving Dinner.

1) Drink. Drink heavily. Drink a lot. Start drinking EARLY.

2) If you carry, be sure at some point to take your unloaded weapon out and clean it at the dinner table; hey, if these morons think you're a crazy redneck anyway you might as well have a little fun with them.

3) Eat meat. LOTS of meat. In fact, put meat on TOP of your meat and then ask for some extra meat to eat on the side. And then when you think you've eaten all the meat you can … eat more meat.

4) Come prepared with at least a dozen really good Hillary Clinton jokes to tell during dessert. The more sexist, the BETTER.

5) Remind them how much more you pay for health insurance under Obamacare – at least three times.

6) PRAY before dinner and you know what, PRAY before dessert too.

7) Use traditional pronouns like 'he' and 'she' only, and make sure to put an emphasis on said pronouns in each and every conversation.

8) Carry a small bottle of air freshener with you – you never know how long it's been since your niece or nephew who believes we are literally KILLING the planet by using too much water has taken a shower.

9) When your Liberal brother-in-law who quit his job because he didn't want to keep funding the 'American capitalistic war machine' starts complaining about the fundamental problems with the Constitution, be prepared with a few various hand gestures. These include:
a. Playing the world's smallest violin
b. 'Blah blah blah' open and close
c. Obligatory 'jerk off' motion
d. Subtle middle finger, which may take some practice.

10. Last of all, and most importantly, keep your sense of humor and stay outta jail.

All of this being said, probably the reason we don't see more 'survival guides' for Conservatives during the holidays is that we're not all a bunch of pansies who throw temper tantrums and cry when people disagree with us.

Because you know, we're adults.

Happy Thanksgiving!

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Four words that would ruin Thanksgiving

She's Out On Parole
I'm Not Your Mom
I Invited Harvey Weinstein
OK, Yeah. I Farted
Yes, it IS tofurkey!

Asparagus pie for dessert
Hillary, do come in!
Wanna talk about Jesus?
I don't eat Turkey
Aunt Mable's Ham loaf

Dad's a woman now.
Hillary's naked from eggnog.
You smell like ass.
Messed that up.
The toilet is plugged.

My tuberculosis is contagious.
Roy Moore groped me!
The turkey's been raped
Trump is the best
Obama is the Poopsnose

Who's up for Charades?
I Hate you Mom.
You invited your mother?
Pay your own tuition
Will you say grace?

Is this gluten free?
Mom? Dad? I'm gay.
Colin Kaepernick's your daddy...
Get your own apartment
I voted for ____.

What, no soy milk?
Dog's got diarrhea again
I made the pie
I got Hep C
Can we leave now?

Obama Fucked the Turkey
You don't have wine?
You learned to cook?
Grandma's just sleeping
Who hid my OxyContin?

Turkey Shrinks Your Penis
I'm joining ISIS (oops, only 3 words, sorry)
Muslim's raised the turkey!
Why's the turkey green?
Let's talk about right-wing websites.

The power is out
The turkey's half cooked
The valley is flooding!
The road is closed
Dad has swine flu

You voted for TRUMP?!
You voted for HILLARY?!
The NFL is on.
I Invited the Muslims
Oh goody! Snowed in!

I am always right.
As usual, your wrong.
The cops are outside.
I wasted your inheritance.
I don't eat meat.

Meet Jamal, I'm pregnant!
That's my colostomy bag
Meet Achmed, I'm pregnant!
Make America Great Again
We're out of beer.

Roy Moore rules, huh?
I only eat Tofurkey.
Mom liked me better.
Mom, Dad, I'm straight.
Hillary really did win?!

Pass the whiskey, douchenozzle!
Bernie really sucks ass.
We are getting divorced.
Turkey was kids pet.
You are all adopted.

Cut finger making cransauce.
Look out! Grandma's pukin'!
Grandpa shit the couch
Trump pardoned Mitch McConnell.
"Thanksgiving is THIS week?!"

It's lizard, not gizzard.
Who's paying for this?
Al Franken molested me
Anyone seen my ___?
Oh that's Achmed's goat.

We're eating Hillary's pussy.
The collection agency called
Sea food huh? Wow.
Turn it to CNN
Let's take a knee.

Freeze! You're under arrest!
Sorry about your car.
I see dead people.
I blew your husband.
Just returned from Madagascar.

Dentures fell in gravy.
That's not the gravy!
I am greatly embarrassed.
Here's my new sexbot.
Dang! Mama made bail.

My tarantula is missing.
This mayonnaise tastes funny.
We're out of beer.
Bradley and Bowe are here!
Meet my fiance' Mohammad.

You look like Chelsea.
I converted to Islam.
Where is the vegan entree?
Is the plague contagious?
Mohammad says: _____.

You know I'm vegetarian.
The turkey just moved!
I didn't come here to listen to this shit!
The potatoes are lumpy
The gravy tastes like rubber glue.

Is there a McDonalds close by?
Allahu akbar you infidels
What are WE drinking?
Happy Black Friday Eve!
Can anybody make gravy?

Why is this fuzzy?
I'm a vegan now.
I'm voting for Moore.
I "stuffed" the turkey.
Oops..thought you said turkey vulture.

I miss my ex.
Hooker gave me clap.
The turkey is roadkill
Lois Lerner deserves sympathy
Michelle Obama's bringing dessert

We need to talk
(gasping for breath…) "Where's your plunger?!"

 

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