ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!
‘THEY’ go out of their way to yank my chain.
‘THEY’ boldly, BRAZENLY, go where they don’t f**king belong.
‘THEY’ insult my intelligence with an unrelenting stream of bullshit.
‘THEY’, are getting on my last raw nerve.
Although, at times like this, it seems that they are going out of their way to dick with me, personally, I’m not so full of myself, and IT, that I’m ready, willing, and eager to go there. My head isn’t so swollen that I need to shoehorn it through a doorway. Anyway, back to ‘THEY’, ‘THEM’. If it isn’t something personal, what is it?
Life is, admittedly, one damn thing after another. I get that, and have, by and large, come to terms with life’s unforeseen ups and downs. I have, to the best of my ability, absorbed objective reality’s sucker punches and learned the requisite lessons from it. I have, from time to time, sown some seeds of success and reaped whatever rewards they yielded. I managed this with a minimum of complaining and/or gloating. I do my best to ‘man up’, but it’s not always easy.
If it’s nothing personal, then what have ‘THEY’ done that set me off? This year, ‘THEY’ put a whole new spin on the familiar term ‘March Madness’. Going for the gold, ‘THEY’ helped me reach critical mass, by pressing three of my hot buttons in rapid succession. How? It’s not what you think.
For good or ill, I’m coping with the dreaded specter of Obama's DeathCare.
For good or ill, I’m coping with the yawning black hole of Nanny State debt.
For good or ill, I’m coping with an Obamunist foreign policy which alienates our friends and appeases our sworn enemies.
For good or ill, I’m coping - most of the time - with the bitter reality that an America-hating COMMUNIST SON-OF-A-BITCH is leaving a stinking, Marxist, stain on the big chair in the Oval Office.
If it isn’t any of those ‘red meat for rational adults’ issues, what has propelled the FSOP’s notoriously mild mannered pagan scribbler into this highly combustible state? What indeed.
‘THEY’ got things rolling, with an essentially frivolous outburst of chain pulling, when they hit me with the first of several ‘spring forward, fall back’ episodes. After trying numerous time tweaking schemes, they hit their stride with a pestilence which will erupt several times in the next few weeks. Depending on a given time-keeping device’s age, it will ignore this year’s official ‘spring forward’ date - March 14, 2010 - and change when it’s good and ready, sometime between now and mid-to-late April. Eventually, all my clocks will be on the same page, until this fall, when the other, equally infuriating, daylight savings time shoe drops, setting me off all over again. Why do I HATE daylight savings time? Because it’s stupid, it’s unnecessary, and ‘THEY’ won’t stop screwing around with those devilish ‘spring forward, fall back’ details.
‘THEY’ were still full of smirky glee over my clock wrangling antics, when ‘THEY’ hit me with a very special shot. I refer, of course, to that once a decade insult to my intelligence, a blatant invasion of my privacy, the U.S. Census. All the Nanny State is entitled to know is how many individuals live at a given address. I’m okay with giving Uncle Sam that, but the rest of his questions reek of rampaging Korrectness, racial bean counting, and assorted other noxious things. This Nanny State fishing expedition has especially ominous overtones, this time around, with an unabashed Marxist in the Red Shed. What overtones? The U.S. Census is building a database, on every household, from sea to shining sea. Why? Because it makes it much easier to compile an enemies list of individuals whom the Nanny State wants to disenfranchise. Paranoid delusions? I certainly hope so, but I doubt it, because Messiah Barry seems determined to follow the trail blazed by Hugo ‘Skipper’ Chavez.
‘THEY’ saved the best for last, when they unleashed the IRS on my wallet. That’s right, PIGsters. On top of it all, it’s tax time. Now, ‘THEY’ will pick my pockets to steal my rightful property to make me pay for this daylight savings time chain pulling, and their U.S. Census-based invasion of my privacy. Adding insult to injury? You better believe it, Sparky.
If you think ‘THEY’ are done screwing with us, get over it. This March Madness is just the tip of the iceberg.
‘THEY’ spread their special brand of ‘joy’, on each and every one of us, every day of the year, with an unrelenting stream of unmitigated bull crap which ‘THEY’ try to foist off as objective reality.
Global Warming: ‘THEY’ shrug aside the front page exposure of their junk science and egregiously manipulated data. ‘THEY’ can’t be bothered with the fact that a cooling trend started 8-10 years ago. ‘THEY’ choose to ignore a winter which has it snowing in parts of the USA which haven’t seen a REAL winter in years, decades. Instead ‘THEY’ poop out a Globally Warmed turd named "It’s true, because we say it’s true."
In objective reality, rational adults recognize this Globally Warmed Jihad for what it is, a world-spanning frontal assault on capitalism by unrepentant statists.
I’m tired of THEM pelting me with these Globally-Warmed whoppers.
Smoke Nazi B. S.: ‘THEY’ use junk science, and deliberately warped statistics, to terrify sovereign individuals into compliance. ‘THEY’ are so full of it that ‘THEY’ poop out a mind-warping turd which claims that secondhand smoke is more toxic to bystanders, than the smoke ingested by the smoker. If that’s true, why don’t ‘THEY’ use cancer sticks as life saving devices? After all, according to ‘THEM’, inhaling smoke directly, is much SAFER than inhaling someone else’s smoke. I’m tired of ‘THEM’ blowing this secondhand smoke bull crap up my ass.
Government Cess-Schools: ‘THEY’ work overtime, insulting our intellect with this one. Accompanied by thunderous chest beating, ‘THEY’, quite rightly, proclaim a proper education as the key to success. Unhappily, ‘THEY’ don’t put MY money where THEIR mouth is. Instead of educating the inmates, ‘THEY’ indoctrinate them. Instead of teaching students HOW to think, cess-schools teach them WHAT to think. ‘THEY’ do all this, and more, with culturally Marxist, Korrectnik, teachers who can’t be fired.
I’m tired of THEM making me pay for the indoctrination of brainwashed, statist, idiots with self esteem.
Terrorism: ‘THEY’ take bullshit to new levels of insanity, when it comes to America hating Jihadikazes. Taking W’s ‘Islam is not the enemy’ to the next level, ‘THEY’, magically transformed ‘terrorism’ into ‘man caused disasters’. Just getting started, ‘THEY’ did a mystical makeover on murdering Jihadikaze rat bastards, by downgrading them to ‘inexplicably cranky, troubled, people who just need a hug’. Last, and far from least, ‘THEY’ spew a warmed over W whopper: "It’s just a coincidence that these inexplicably cranky, troubled, people who just need a hug are all Mecca Maniacs."
I’m tired of THEM ignoring the FACT that Islam is a warrior creed whose ‘final solution’ is world domination.
Immigration: For a variety of politically expedient reasons, ‘THEY’ think that the only solution to the border jumping scumbag invasion involves legalizing the 20 to 30 million diseased, crime-spawning, parasites who are already here. Somehow, magically, this will prevent the next 30 to 50 million border jumping scumbag invaders from arriving, uninvited. ‘THEY’ are out of their f-ing minds.
I’m tired of THEM using this revolving Amnesty door, which keeps making our border jumping invader problem 10 times worse, each time it is perpetrated.
Economic Tinkering: When it comes to the economy, ‘THEY’ plunge headlong into the Twilight Zone. ‘THEY’ tell us that the best way to grow the economy is to take money out of it and ‘invest’ it in bigger, more intrusive, government. By so doing, ‘THEY’ willfully ignore the fact that the government, by it’s very nature, applies the brakes to the economy. Every dollar swallowed by the Nanny State is stolen from the prime movers of the economy, We the People. At best, the Nanny State is an ever-increasing cost of doing business. As such, it’s like a cancer, which means that bigger is never better.
I’m tired of ‘THEM’ telling me that government is the solution, when, as the Gipper pointed out, "government is the problem".
I’m tired of ‘THEM’ pinning a ‘journalism’ label on Nanny State promoting propaganda.
I’m tired of ‘THEM’ foisting off Rabid Tinsel Town Moonbats as brainiacs who will lead a clueless We the People out of our sovereign individualism misery and into Messiah Barry’s Marxist Eden.
I’m tired of ‘THEM’ denigrating We the People as ‘racists’ and/or ‘extremists’, whenever sovereign individuals set aside their personal lives, then band together to tell ‘THEM’ to KNOCK IT OFF!
I’m tired of ‘THEM’ trying to bury the United States Constitution instead of adhering to its strict limitations on the proper functions of government.
Who are ‘THEY’?
‘THEY’ are the Ethnocrats, Educrats, Elected Tormentors, Statists, and other asshats with an agenda.
‘THEY’ are the rat bastards who view our inalienable individual liberty as an impediment to their grandiose dreams of a centrally-planned, Brave New World where there’s no room for sovereign individuals.
'THEY’ are the tyrannical scumbags who insist on flushing our ‘life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness’ down the crapper.
‘THEY’ are the pernicous pissants who are pressing their luck. Trust me, when I tell you that ‘THEY’ won’t enjoy life in the pagan scribbler bull’s-eye.
Has this infamous outburst of a very special brand of March Madness pushed PIG’s pagan scribbler over the edge? We’ll all find out together, Bell Tower Bonkers Sparky.
