Warren Township (Indiana)
A 14-year-old lad named Elliot Voge did a header into Zero Tolerance Zombie hell when he, accidentally, took a Swiss Army knife to Stonybrook Middle School. Elliot's day turned to crap while he was walking to school. That's when he put his hand into his jacket pocket and felt the Swiss Army knife that he'd been using to whittle some wood the previous day. Knowing that it was illegal to take a knife to school and unable to return home without being late for school, Elliot did the next best thing.

The instant he got to school, Elliot headed straight to the school's office which is just inside the school's door. Once there, he gave the knife to school treasurer Teri Donahue and explained how he'd accidentally brought it to school. When news of Elliot's actions went up the administrative food chain to the principal, Jimmy Meadows, that fool went Zero Tolerance Zombie bonkers. Principal Jimmy suspended Elliot for 10 days, then started the paperwork to expel Elliot. These antics would make sense if Elliot was a known troublemaker, but he's far from that:

'...Besides being notified by letter on March 21 of the expulsion effort against Elliot, the boy's mother received a letter dated March 20 from Michael J. Wallpe, Warren Township Schools' associate superintendent of school improvement. Ironically, the letter states that Elliot is recommended for advanced placement courses in English, science and social studies for his freshman year at Warren Central High School...' (Indianapolis Star)

This Zero Tolerance Zombie asshat, Jimmy Meadows, has a mindless obsession to ruin an outstanding student's education with these asinine antics. Despite this asshat's admission that, "throughout the entire investigation and student due-process, Elliott (sic) was a model student", Jimmy "Moron" Meadows persists in his insane persecution of an exceptional student. He insists on expelling a stellar student who did the right thing after accidentally bringing a knife to school. Jimmy is the posterpunk for what's wrong with American's government cess-schools.

Greenwood Elementary School (Massachusetts)
When her friend Sophie fell down and hurt herself on the school playground, Savannah decided to comfort her friend with a hug. Spotting this dastardly act, a school official went Zero Tolerance Zombie bonkers and forced Savannah to write a letter - a letter that a Greenwood Elementary School teacher "corrected" so it would say what the school wanted it to say. This "dictated" letter Savannah parroted said that "I touched Sophie because she touched me. I didn't like it when she touched me."

After meeting with Greenwood's Zero Tolerance Zombies, Savannah's parents pulled their daughter from the school. Greenwood's educrats deserve a bitch-slapping for turning a playground hug between two 5 year olds into a disciplinary infraction.

Zero Tolerance Zombies
Source: PIG News Wire

Lorain (Ohio)
Lorain's zero tolerance zombies went "sexual harassment" bonkers when a second grade lad "allegedly" touched a grade school wenchlet's butt during gym class. When school officials ganged up on the 8 year old lad, he admitted that, among other things, he passed a note to the girl that said "I love you". Armed with that tidbit, Lorain's zero tolerance zombies assumed that he'd also perpetrated the "inappropriate" touching. Satisfied that they'd cornered a deviant, the school officials intimidated the lad into signing something called "a notice of emergency removal for sexual harassment". Armed with his signature - he printed his first name - these zero tolerance zombies sent the lad home.

A Lorain educrat - Dean Schnurr - insists that browbeating a lad into signing this form without his parents present is no big deal. The lad confessed to his sins, so who gives a damn if he understood why he was in trouble, what he was signing or why he got sent home. The lad's parents are - quite understandably - pissed, and I don't blame them. They're planning to pull their children from the Lorain school system immediately and enroll them in another school system. Hopefully, the new school can undo the damage done to this bewildered 8 year old lad. When your school system starts charging second graders with sexual harassment it's time to bulldoze the damn school because the educrats infesting it are doing more harm than good to the young minds in their charge.

Chapel Hill (North Carolina)
The Educrats running Smith Middle School in Chapel Hill (NC) went into zero tolerance zombie mode when the student fishwrap - The Cyclone Scoup - published stories about students busted for kissing in the hallway, and an assault on a bus driver. The first story concerned an 8th grader who got detention for snogging with his girlfriend in the hallway. The second story reported that several students were charged with assaulting a bus driver. By themselves the stories seem harmless enough, but they strayed into the Zero Tolerance Zone when they included the names of the students involved and had a picture of one of the students who "assaulted" the bus driver.

Ignoring the fact that all the students named granted the student fishwrap interviews and signed off on the use of their names, Smith Middle School's assistant principal went non-clinically bonkers and impounded all copies of the student fishwrap because naming names - with or without the namee's permission - is a no-no at Smith. The lone voice of reason comes from Chris Roush, a UNC-Chapel Hill journalism professor and the official advisor for the Cyclone Scoup:

"I'm obviously disappointed in this action. This is supposed to be a real-life experience ... both for the student who wrote the stories and the students in the stories. The reporter took great care to be objective."

The final pertinent fact is this: Roush's department at UNC-Chapel Hill prints the paper and pays the printing costs, so no school money is used for this adventure in student journalism. This just in! Free speech is on life support at Smith Middle School.

Zero Tolerance Epics
Source: PIG News Wire

Costa Mesa (Mexifornia)
A computer savvy inmate at TeWinkle Middle School thrilled the cess-school's Zero Tolerance Zombies spitless when he posted "hate speech" on his MySpace speed bump on the information superhighway. Apparently, he's so annoyed by a certain female classmate that he envisions rendering her room temperature in a particularly gruesome fashion:

'...the [angry lad's] MySpace social group name's was "I hate (girl's name)" and included an expletive and an anti-Semitic reference. A later message to group members directed them to a nondescript folder, which included a posting that allegedly asked: "Who here in the (group name) wants to take a shotgun and blast her in the head over a thousand times?"...' (AP)

The fact that these Zero Tolerance Zombies want to expel this young anger-management poster punk is marginally newsworthy. What puts this epic squarely in the Zero Tolerance Zombie Zone is the fact that TeWinkle Middle School Educrats suspended 20 of their inmates who viewed the lad's "hate speech" posting. Holy overkill, Batman!

Afterthought
Has anyone considered the possibility that the lad's angry outburst is fueled, in part, but the fact that he's going to a school named "TeWinkle". TeWinkle! Why don't they just tattoo a permanent "Kick Me" sign on their inmates? You don't need Nostradamus to predict that he gets teased mercilessly about that. No wonder he snapped. Wouldn't you?

St. Claire Shores (Michigan)
"A lot of people are saying it is the best show they've ever seen the TV broadcasting class produce. It was really hard-hitting. MySpace is a huge thing. Everybody is on it. The whole point of the show was that it's a really dangerous thing -- the Internet -- and people need to watch their backs." (Student producer, Neil Willoughby)

This Zero Tolerance Zombie adventure has a slight twist. Instead of an inmate, Lakeview High School officials nailed a teacher for a Zero Tolerance infraction. When some student journalists produced a program detailing the dangers posed by the MySpace Internet site, they decided to demonstrate the dangers by airing certain Zero Tolerance line crossing "photographs, language and music" on the cess-schools internal cable system. The teacher - the faculty advisor for these young journalists - became a Zero Tolerance Zombie victim in a heartbeat, when school officials treated her to tar and feathers then escorted her from the building. Okay, okay! We made up the tar and feathers part, but they did toss her out of the building.

Snowballs Get Students Suspended
Source: Sacramento Bee

"Anything that disturbs that or disrupts that is inappropriate on a school campus. Anything that could cause injury, or could cause a student to get upset and instigate a fight, or damage students' personal property is just inappropriate behavior." (Ramona High School principal Mike Neece)

Two Ramona High School (Riverside, Mexifornia) seniors decided to make their last year in government school bondage memorable by implementing a new senior year tradition. Michael Sepulveda and Daniel Zavala got up in the wee hours, raced up to nearby San Bernardino Mountains, loaded their pickup truck bed with snow, then raced to school for the first "bring Big Bear to Riverside" ritual. When the snow mixed together with eager government school inmates, a snowball fight broke out in the school's parking lot. That fast, our two heros landed in Zero Tolerance Hell for bringing dangerous objects - snowballs - to school.

Daniel Zavala pointed out that the Ramona High student handbook does not pin a "zero tolerance uncool" label on snowballs, and he's right. Obviously, Daniel doesn't understand how Zero Tolerance works. Uncool for school is whatever a given cess-school administration says it is, a hidden trip wire that changes daily...hourly. For what it's worth "Bring Big Bear to Riverside" gets our vote, because, at for memorable moment in this pagan scribbler's life, he passed through Riverside. If ever a city needed a dose of Big Bear, it's Riverside.

PIG News feels safe in predicting that Principal Neece is a slam dunk for this week's "Zero Tolerance Zombie of the Week" award.

Zero Tolerance Bonkers in Illinois
Source: CBS

A 12-year-old Aurora (Illinois) lad strayed into the Zero Tolerance bull's-eye when he brought a bag of powered sugar to Aurora's Waldo Middle School for his science project. In a fit of dubious humor, he showed the powder to his pals. When one of his chums asked our hero if it was cocaine, our hero told them it was, before adding "just kidding". Somewhere along the line, the "just kidding" part got lost when a school custodian reported the lad's comments to the local authorities.

At press time, our young hero has been nailed with a two week suspension, a break he'll need to prepare for his justice system ordeal. That's right, Zero Tolerance fans, Aurora's drug war bonkers cops nailed this 12-year-old with a felony charge for "possessing a look-alike drug". A felony charge for a dubious joke and a bag of powdered sugar needed for a science project? What the hell are they smoking? If anyone needs to be investigated for possession - and use - of illegal drugs it's the justice system officials who perpetrated this legal farce.

Jaw-Dropping Zero Tolerance
Source: AP

Downey Elementary School (Massachusetts) principal, Diane Gosselin strayed into the PIG News bull's-eye with her jaw-dropping adventure in zero tolerance. This zero tolerance drama started during a harmless tussle between two first graders, when a 6 year-old lad responded to a wenchlet's touch by touching her back. Because, in the process, he touched the girl's waistband - hitting gasp her skin - the lad strayed into zero tolerance hell. The wenchlet complained to teacher; the teacher sent the lad to Principal Gosselin, and that fast, our clueless lad is dubbed a sexist piglet.

What the hell does a 6 year old lad know about sexual harassment? Great zot, he's probably still calling what mommy and daddy do in the bedroom "mush". I don't blame his mother - along with every other rational adult - for being outraged over this asinine zero tolerance overkill. PIG News hopes she sues to socks off the school and that brainless wench who runs it.

Update:
Apparently, Downey Elementary School officials didn't enjoy their sojourn in the news cycle spotlight because, after we wrote this story, they managed to pull their heads out of their butts:

'...A 6-year-old boy who was suspended after being accused of sexually harassing a classmate transferred to a new school Friday after officials apologized to his parents. Officials at Downey Elementary School apologized at a meeting Thursday, said the boy's mother, Berthena Dorinvil. "They said they learned a lesson, and they said they will go over the rules to change things," she said...' (AP)

We're pleased that the lad is headed for a different school. The abject apology is nifty, too, but we still think that the lad's mother should take the school's pinheads to the cleaners. It's the best way we know to make them understand the errors of their zero tolerance ways.

Zero Tolerance Bonkers In Illinois
Source: UPI

McHenry (Illinois) Community High School Educrats insist that a 16-year-old lad's doodles make him a menace who must be expunged from the school before he inflicts unspecified harm on his classmates. His journey into Zero Tolerance hell started when an Educrat spotted a drawing that was instantly deemed "a gang symbol" in the lad's notebook:

'...[The offending "art" is] a doodle of a crown, a cross and a spider web with the initials "D.L.K." in the middle was a symbol of a street gang...' (UPI)

Instantly, the Educrat assumed that the letters "D", "L", "K" referred, somehow, to local street gangs, "The Latin Kings" and "The Latin Disciples". The truth is not that sinister, and hardly a reason for this Educrat overkill. You see, PIGsters, the lad's full name is Derek Leon Kelly, so it's safe to assume that the D.L.K. he doodled in his notebook with such artistic flair referred to his own name, not some street gang.

Elevating a cess-school inmate's doodling to an expulsion-class Zero Tolerance felony puts these Land of Lincoln Educrats at the head of the class when it comes to overkill on steroids.

Zero Tolerance In Cornhusker Country
Source: PIG News Wire

An Omaha public schools inmate, first grader Ethan Gray, landed in Zero Tolerance hell when a butter knife fell out of his totebag onto the Ed Babe Gomez Heritage Elementary School cafeteria floor. That fast, his fledgling academic career got side tracked to the school principal's office and a "the rules are the rules, no exceptions" suspension. Thanks to this innocent - not his fault - incident, he's permanently tarred with a "brought a weapon to school" blight on his school record.

Unwilling to accept this asinine Educrat bovine excrement, Ethan's family is hanging tough. Until the school backs down and revokes the one day, in-school, suspension, they won't be sending Ethan to school. If you're thinking "the school will back down when Hell freezes over", join the club.

You got shafted, Ethan, but there's not a damn thing any rational adult can do to save you from this Zero Tolerance insanity.

Zero Tolerance In Oklahoma
Source: Enid News and Eagle

Three straight-A government school wenchlets who decided to celebrate their matriculation to the freshman class by dying their hair did a header into zero tolerance. It took a couple days to register with the Educrats that one wenchlet now had purple hair, another had blue hair and the third had red hair, but when it did, the Educrats went zero tolerance bonkers and sent the girls home. Since, according to school officials, the girls' absence from class is "unexcused", these exemplary students won't be allowed to make up assignments or tests missed while they're getting their hair restored to its proper color.

As asinine as this is, this zero tolerance adventure gets worse, because it looks like school officials violated their own policy:

'...Consequences if students violate school policy include a warning and parent notification before suspension, according to a student handbook. Although students were told they were not officially suspended from class, they received a student discipline form citing the reason for dismissal and when they could return...' (Enid News and Eagle)

When parents tried to get some answers from the school's principal and/or superintendent they got stone-walled, or worse. The father of one girl got tossed out of a board of educrap meeting when he tried discuss the school's antics with the school's superintendent before the meeting started. Something is rotten in the Waukomis government cess-schools and it's emitting such a potent stench we can smell it here in the top secret PIG News bunker

Lone Star State Zero Tolerance Adventure
Source: Houston Chronicle

The dim bulbs running a Mexas cess-school - Resaca Middle School - put two new students in an isolated classroom because - we are not making this up - the lads' hair brushes their shoulders. The two lads in question - Rodney and Skyler Burns - tried to trump this zero tolerance lunacy with the salient fact that their long hair is culturally cool since their grandfather was a member of the Chickasaw tribe. Unimpressed, school officials seem determined to let the two lads languish in their isolation chamber until hell freezes over. Asinine? Oh hell yes.

School officials insist that their irrational antics are not a slur on the lads' culture. The rules are the rules, sayeth these Zero Tolerance nitwits. These Lone Star State Educrats can call this bovine excrement anything that thrills them spitless, but it still reeks. No justice, no peace.

Fact Or Fiction
Source: Pagan Scribbler News Wire

An 18-year-old Kentucky cess-school inmate named William Poole penned prose that earned him a second-degree felony charge for making terrorist threats after this grandparents found alarming prose in his personal journal. Since William's prose involves violence and mayhem in a high school, Kentucky justice dweebs insist that it makes the terrorist threat cut:

"Anytime you make any threat or possess matter involving a school or function it's a felony in the state of Kentucky," (Winshester (Kin-Tucky) police detective, Steven Caudill)

There is just one teensy problem with this terrorist threat bovine excrement: Our young hero explains that the forbidden prose comes from notes he's making for a short story about zombies. Following the timeless advice to aspiring scribblers, "write what you know", William set his story in a fictional high school that the zombies took over.

"It didn't mention nobody who lives in Clark County, didn't mention (George Rogers Clark High School), didn't mention no principal or cops, nothing." (William Poole)

Officials don't seem give a flaming damn about William's fiction writer aspirations, so our young hero is in serious trouble. If you're a fiction writer and live in Kentucky, expunge any and all references to schools or you'll wind up sharing a cell with William Poole. In fact, if you're a fiction writer, play it safe by avoiding the Bluegrass State blight as if your personal liberty depended on it.

If there's a William Poole defense fund, put me down for $20.

Zero Tolerance Outburst In Oregon
Source: World Net Daily

The Educrats running McKay High School (Salem, Oregon) got a timely lesson in 'be very careful what you ask for' when they perpetrated a feel good project that encouraged students to post pictures showing the current activities of school alumni. Picking up the Educrat photo scam gauntlet, a high school dolly named Shea Riecke posted a photo of her U.S. Marine brother that included a prominent display of - you might want to send the kiddies out of the room - rifles. That fast, Zero Tolerance reared its ugly head, when school principal Cynthia Richardson rejected the photo because it violated the school's 'zero tolerance policy on weapons'.

Asinine? You bet, but Ms. Richardson was headed for an 'enlightening' collision with bitter reality thanks to the ensuing publicity barrage. It's safe to assume that it got very hot for Ms. Richardson, because she immediately tried to stem the bad publicity tide by allowing Shea to post another photo of her brother, one that included guns that weren't "the most prominent piece in the picture" (WND).

Still wading through the angry e-mail, much of it from Rush Limbaugh's outraged ditto heads, Ms. Richardson keeps trying to weasel out of the VRWC doghouse by blithering about her husband's 6-year stint in the U.S. Navy and her strong support for the military. If you believe that bovine excrement, I have a slightly used, Gulag (San Francisco) bridge I'd love to sell you.

Another Day, More Zero Tolerance Trepidation
Source: Local 6 (Florida Boob Tube)

Thirteen year old Robert Gomez became the latest government cess-school inmate to be victimized by egregiously-asinine, zero tolerance bovine excrement, because of a lowly rubber band. The incident started when our young hero picked up a discarded rubber band and slipped it onto his wrist. When the teacher spotted the rubber band on Robert's wrist, events, quickly, spiraled out of control.

'...Gomez said when his science teacher demanded the rubber band, the student said he tossed it on her desk. After the incident, Gomez received a 10-day suspension for threatening his teacher with what administrators say was a weapon, Local 6 News reported...' (Local 6)

Proving that Liberty Middle School Educrats are completely detached from reality, Robert is charged with a "Level 4 offense", a fun fact that could result in his expulsion. You'll be amazed to learn that other Level 4 offenses - the school's highest category - include: arson, assault and battery, bomb threats and explosives. How does a rubber band land Robert in this elite company? It's an "object or instrument used to make a threat or inflict harm" (Local 6).

Expelled for tossing a rubber band? "Asinine" is utterly inadequate in this instance. PIG News has no idea what 'they' put in the water at Liberty Middle School, but, if you know anybody who attends that cess-school, tell him, her, or it to bring their own H2O. This is not a drill.

Asinine Zero Tolerance Antics
Source: Times Union (Albany, New York)

When her uncle shipped out to Iraq during the Christmas Break, 12-year-old Raven Farbert made a red, white and blue bead necklace that she wears to show her support for him. Raven's patriotic gesture didn't pass muster with Mount Pleasant Middle School officials who ordered Raven to lose the necklace or face suspension for violating the cess-school's dress code. Understandably upset, Raven explained about her uncle and the necklace's symbolic meaning, for all the good it did her. Spouting drivel about the item being 'gang attire' and thereby forbidden on school grounds, school officials ignored a telling fact - one they later owned up to - that Mount Pleasant Middle School doesn't have, never did have, a gang problem.

Unwilling to back off, school officials seem obsessed with punishing Raven:

'...[Ravens mom, Karen ] Grzywna said it seems now that Raven is being targeted, and the child who used to sail through her school days without incident is now tagged frequently for in-school detention and other disciplinary measures. Grzywna said she tried to explain to school officials that the necklace was nothing more than a show of patriotism. But they wouldn't listen.

On Jan. 14, word came home that the beads had been banned, she said. Officials then said beads could be worn but not displayed, she said. So Raven began wearing the jewelry under her clothing, her mom said. This week, on both Monday and Tuesday, administrators again told Raven to remove the beads, Grzywna said. She complied. But then put them back on...' (Times Union)

Outraged by the school's shabby treatment of her baby girl, Karen Grzywna slapped the school district and selected school officials with a Federal lawsuit. Leaving nothing to chance, Karen took Raven's story to the news media, last week, with an appearance on Fox News Channel's popular Hannity and Combs show. Give the asshats hell, babe, because these Educrat peabrains deserve it.

There's one final irony that shows how detached from reality Mount Pleasant Middle School Educrats are: The school's mascot is the patriot and the school's colors are red, white and blue.

Adventures In Zero Tolerance
Source: Pagan Scribbler News Wire

Hollywood (Florida)
The South Florida Sun-Sentinel reports that a fifth grade government cess-school inmate, played zero tolerance roulette, and lost, when he took a 'red-tipped toy gun to school'. When another cess-school inmate ratted the lad out, the young zero tolerance victim was arrested, carted off by the men in blue, charged with 'disrupting school', then given a 10-day suspension.

Asinine? Oh hell yes. Business at usual? You better believe it, 'we do everything we can to avoid teaching' Sparky.

Estero (Florida)
While doing a sports report over Estero High's closed circuit boob tube outlet, a hormone gorilla named Brad Devlin strayed onto the zero tolerance radar because he deviated from the officially sanctioned newscast script. It all went as planned, until he stumbled over his tongue...

The pre-approved script included a report on the girl's soccer team's lopsided 8-0 victory, characterizing the win with this stirring prose: "the team really kicked some booty". So far, so good, but our lad got carried away and added his own prose: "I love booty". That fast, he's called on the carpet by school officials then suspended for 5 days for "inappropriate comments on live school television broadcast". And how was your day, Scooter?

Staunton (Virginia)
On January 26, Sam Dugan - a straight-A student who admits he's a nerd - landed in zero tolerance hell through no fault of his own. His day started badly when, due to flaws in his own ride, he drove his dad's car to school. His timing sucked, to the max, because that particular day, the police had their drug sniffing dog prowling around the R.E. Lee High School's parking lot. For reasons only the dog knows, it fixated on Sam's borrowed ride, prompting the men in blue to summon him so they could check it for weed. From there, events spiraled out of control.

During their search of the venerable Volvo station wagon, the men in blue didn't find any illicit drugs - weed or otherwise - but they did bag 'a rusting Boy Scout pocketknife with a 4-inch blade and a bottle of Baileys Irish Cream liqueur'. When Sam summoned the car's rightful owner, his dad explained the two items, for all the good it did him:

'...The Baileys was left in the car after a Christmas party with relatives, and the decades-old Scout knife belonged to James Dungan's brother...' (News Virginian)

Despite Sam's father's explanation...notwithstanding school officials' agreement that Sam had nothing to do with the two items...zero tolerance came down on our hero like a ton of bricks:

'...For driving his father's car without apparently knowing about the Scout knife and liqueur, Class President Sam Dungan was suspended for five days, banned 30 days from extracurricular activities and ordered to attend several alcohol-counseling sessions...' (News Virginian)

Things started to improve for Sam, after an attorney hired by his dad got involved. His plight is further improved by the extensive coverage provided by this Virginia fishwrap, because the last damn thing that zero tolerance zealots want is publicity and they're getting that in spades. For now, the 30 day ban is shelved and Sam's record won't include any info on the drug charge. Unhappily, the Educrat nitwits are hanging tough on the alcohol counseling sessions.

Sam's dad, Jim Dungan, worries that this asinine zero tolerance, bovine excrement will haunt his son when he applies for college. It's not on Sam's official record, but when a college asks him about any drug involvement, Sam will be forced to tell them about this incident and hope they're smart enough to see how utterly asinine the R.E. Lee High's Student Planning Committee is about this zero tolerance insanity.

Afterthought
Sam wasn't the only one bagged by the drug war zombies that day:

'...Staunton and Virginia State Police used five police dogs for the Jan. 26 drug search. Four consent searches were conducted. Besides the Boy Scout pocketknife and Baileys Irish Cream, police stopped a 61-year-old woman who drove to the school with a BB gun in her car. A 37-year-old passenger in her car was drinking alcohol. No drugs were found...' (News Virginian)

Don't these alleged justice system officials have any real crimes to solve?

Zero Tolerance In Philly
Source: Pagan Scribbler News Wire

When a government cess-schooled inmate arrived at school suffering from cramps, she shared the news with a friend who helped ease her pain by giving her some Aleve. The well meaning assistance didn't resolve the issue, so later on the crampee sought further assistance from the nurse. Her problems reached critical mass the instant she told the nurse about her Aleve adventure.

The cess-school's medical practitioner summoned the assistant principal, after which both girls were suspended for violating the cess-school's zero tolerance drug policy. The crampee's mother put the school's asinine antics in sharp perspective with this stop the presses quote: "It's like throwing a hand grenade on an anthill." (AP)

Zero tolerance continues to victimize those students who pose no real problems. No doubt this lunacy gives the crampee - an honor roll student, by the way - a whole new attitude about going to school. Nice work, zero tolerance bonkers Educrat asshats.

Zero Tolerance In Philly
Source: Seattle Post-Intelligencer

City of Brotherly Love Educrats had a 10-year old government cess-school wenchlet handcuffed and carted off to the slammer because she - gasp - had the temerity to bring 8-inch scissors to school. Has this wenchlet no shame? Who knows what might happen...she could do untold damage to the cess-school's construction paper, if she isn't careful. Shocking!

In addition to getting carted off to jail, the wenchlet faces a five day suspension, plus, the liklihood of being 'expelled to a special disciplinary school'. If that doesn't kill any residual incentive to learn that this 4th grade cess-school inmate still has, nothing will. Congratulations, Philly Educrats, you snuffed out another eager mind with your asinine zero tolerance antics.