School Proficiency Exam
Johnny has an AK47 with a 40 round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10
shots and shoots 13 times at each drive-by-shooting, how many drive-by
shootings can he attend before he has to reload?
Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8 ball to Jackson for
$320 and 2 grams to Billy for $85 per gram. What is the street value
of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn't cut it?
Rufus is pimping for three girls. If the price is $65 for each trick,
how many tricks will each girl have to turn so Rufus can pay for
his $800 per day crack habit?
Jerome wants to cut his 1/2 pound of heroin to make 20% more profit.
How many ounces of cut will he need?
Willis gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy, and $100 for
a 4 x 4. If he has stolen (2) BMWs and (3) 4x4s, how many Chevys
will he have to steal to make $800?
Raul is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got $10,000 for the
hit. If his common law wife is spending $100 per month, how much
money will be left when he gets out of prison and how many years
will he get for killing the bitch who spent his money?
If the average spray can covers 22 square feet and the average letter
is 8 square feet, how many letters can a tagger spray with 3 cans
8. Hector knocked up 6 girls in his gang. There are 27 girls in
the gang. What percentage of the girls in the gang has Hector knocked
Tran, a Vietnamese boy adopted by an American family with an Hispanic
surname, enrolled in a public school with a bilingual program. Tran,
spoke neither Spanish or English, but was placed in the bilingual
class against his adoptive parent's wishes.
Schedule a (very futile) parent-teacher meeting with the Educrats.
b. Hire a Shyster and file a lawsuit that would drag through the
courts for years.
c. Load up the pump-action shotgun, kiss his wife and son good bye,
and immerse the Educrats with a dose of reality.