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Why has American Greatness fallen on hard times and how do we restore it to its former glory?
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Once again, the Free State of PIG dabbles in national introspection, with America's Greatness occupying center stage. We're going to confront American Greatness. We're going to discuss what it is, and what it isn't. We'll also discuss why American Greatness is so diminished in this second decade of the 21st century. We think the decline in American Greatness is why many Americans seem inexplicably determined to bulldoze that 'shining city on a hill' and replace it with a cesspool of class envy and tyranny.

Make America Great Again. Donald J. Trump's signature slogan during the 2016 presidential election campaign put American Greatness back on the front burner of American political discourse. The popularity of MAGA hats with forever Trumpers coupled with the ferocity of leftist attacks on those who wear them, keeps it there.

There is no question that America's Greatness - real or imagined - is why so much of the world views America with a mixture of hatred, envy and grudging admiration. Around the world, many people would like nothing better than destroy us, but, failing that, they would really, really, like to live here.

The dirty little secret about American Greatness is the fact that so many Americans hate our greatness. Steeped in 'America sucks' from kindergarten through grad school, their stated goal in life is to destroy American Greatness, and make this nation conceived in liberty as impoverished, as full of despair, as terminally crappy, as garden spots like North Korea, Venezuela, or the infamous Ruskie gulag.

The easiest way to start pinning down what American Greatness is, involves stating categorically, what it isn't. American Greatness exists in spite of, not because of, Elected Tormentors at every level of government. Their ideal isn't the rugged American individual or the fabled Minuteman, it's the back alley mugger whose livelihood is stealing.

American Greatness exists in spite of, not because of, a horde of chronically needy parasites, who are no better than a rampaging mob of looters. They're indistinguishable from the rat bastard who throws a brick through a store's front window and runs off with a television set.

American Greatness exists in spite of, not because of, the chronically-oppressed, perpetually caterwauling 'victims', whose only claim to 'infamy' is being born with politically-advantageous immutable traits (race/ethnicity, gender, sexual orientation).

American Greatness exists in spite of, not because of, the border jumping scumbag invaders, who expect to be rewarded, thanked, for inflicting their diseases, their squalor, and their ethnically-cleansing gangs on us.

American Greatness exists in spite of, not because of, the Jihadikazes hiding in our midst. Their American Dream of a USA tyrannized by sharia-wielding mullahs is, in reality, a sovereign individual's nightmare.

Now that we've excluded, looters, muggers, Jihadikazes, border jumpers, professional whiners, and neo-Marxist scumbags, it's time to turn our attention to the individuals who exemplify American Greatness.

American Greatness can produce moments of inspiring courage, during extreme circumstances, as exemplified by the heroism shown on September 11, 2001. We saw American Greatness in action, when members of the NYPD and NYFD entered the dangerously unstable Twin Towers to save the lives of those trapped inside. American Greatness was showcased by the courage of the brave passengers on United Flight 93, who gave their lives to prevent another attack. They etched their American Greatness in our minds, by bringing the airliner down near Shanksville, Pennsylvania.

American Greatness is exemplified by the heroism of two former U.S. Navy SEALs, Glen Doherty and Tyrone Woods. On September 11, 2012, in Benghazi (Libya), they did what SEALs instinctively do, when gunfire erupts: they ran toward the battle. Majorly out-gunned, they mounted a vigorous defense, waiting for American assistance that never came. In the end, they died like warriors, laying down their lives for an American regime which squandered these heroes needlessly. We the People honor their American Greatness, by vowing to make this once great nation worthy of their sacrifice.

American Greatness is the unarmed Mexifornia man who charged the gun packing asshole who attacked a synagogue in Poway. It's the courageous individuals who ran towards automatic weapons fire to help lead terrified concert goers out of the Las Vegas shooter's kill zone.

American Greatness is embodied by inspirational men like Clarence Thomas, Thomas Sowell and Walter Williams. Rejecting their assigned victimhood labels, shrugging off the taunts of "Uncle Tom", "boot licker" and "house slave", they refuse to be suffocated by a group identity. Instead, boldly defying the Ethnocrat asshats, they dare to conduct their lives as that American classic, the individual.

American Greatness is that farmer, salesman, coal miner, trucker, or byte wrangler who puts his daily life on hold, then dons a uniform and ventures forth to defend this nation from its sworn enemies. They put their lives on the line...they go in harm's way, to defend the right of those so-called Americans back home, who view American Greatness as a cardinal sin.

American Greatness is the Second Amendment heroism of a Georgia mother who used her right to keep and bear arms to defend her 9 year old daughters, when a determined home invader found their hiding place. American Greatness is the unsung Second Amendment heroism of all the gun owners who have what it takes when trouble comes calling.

A more common form of American Greatness is the kind we encounter every day, but don't recognize. It might be that pimple-faced, perpetually smirking, 12 year old down the street, who makes you feel like an idiot when he fixes, in 5 minutes, the computer problem you've been fighting for 2 weeks. Try to ignore that 'you're still a moron' look, because that pimple-faced pest might very well be the next Steve Jobs, or Bill Gates.

American Greatness is epitomized by exceptional defenders of our besieged inalienable individual liberty, clear thinking voices of reason like Mark Levin. Unflinching, when it comes to our founding principles, Mark Levin, clearly defines the dire state of our liberty, then maps out the long, torturous road to the Founding Fathers' legacy. American Greatness is heeding his clarion call as We the People begin that rigorous journey.

American Greatness is that rugged individual who carves out his own, modest, outpost of capitalism through his hard work, long hours, and grim determination. He's not planning to become a full of himself slacker like a Kennedy or a Rockefeller, who is coasting through life on the borrowed greatness of a room temperature ancestor. This rugged individual only wants Uncle Sam to get out of his way, so he can test himself in the marketplace, and, if it all goes well, leave his family a little better off in the process.

American Greatness is a rank and file American who dares to challenge marauding Progressive orthodoxy by asking mantra spewing meatheads pointed questions. Despite the fact that the candidate showed up in his neighborhood, on his front lawn, Joe the Plumber had his life turned upside down, inside out, by Messiah Barry's minions. Shrugging it all off, Joe the Plumber kept speaking out. In the process, he showed that he, John Q. Public, had a better grip on the Founding Fathers' dream for America, than all the self-aggrandizing gasbags on Capitol Hill.

American Greatness is that rank and file American, who puts in 16 hours a day on two jobs so his son or daughter can be the first member of his family to get a college degree. The only reward he seeks is giving his children a leg up on the ladder of success.

American Greatness is that anachronism, the sovereign individual, who has the nads to tell the Nanny State to take their liberty-infringing safety net and shove it. It's the willingness to tell that persistent pest, Uncle Sam, "Back off, punk, I can live my life without your constant interference."

American Greatness is everything that our home-grown neo-Marxists, and their Dumbo-eared Messiah, hate about sovereign individuals. At its core, American Greatness is about daring to defy the Korrectniks. American Greatness is telling the parasites (in and out of government) "not on my dime", and "never with my consent". American Greatness is the willingness to fail, repeatedly, on the road to success. American Greatness is taking responsibility for your own actions. American Greatness is daring to celebrate your successes and having the guts to admit - and learn from - your mistakes.

Now that we've illustrated what American Greatness is, and what it isn't, it's time to answer the relevant question: Why are the Obamunists, Korrectniks and Elected Tormentors so determined to eradicate it? Why? Because they know that American Greatness and rugged individualism are joined at the hip. They know that you can't get rid of that pest American Greatness without eradicating individualism, from sea to shining sea.

As long as Americans dare to be individuals, they will continue to resist the Siren Song of neo-Marxist tyranny. As long as Americans dare to be individuals, who strive on their own initiative for greatness, it will be impossible to turn them into faceless, nameless, slaves of the all-powerful Nanny State.

Unfortunately, the Korrectniks, the neo-Marxists, have been very successful in undermining American Greatness and rugged American individualism. For more than four decades, they have been programming the clueless to reject their individualism and replace it with a group identity. They sweetened the deal by giving perks to group think minions, and imposing penalties on recalcitrant individuals. Those clucking "American Greatness sucks" chickens came home to roost in an election that made an unrepentant, Joe Stalin class, Marxist the president of this once great nation.

The enemies of American Greatness won't stop until every stubborn individual holdout is tracked down and fitted with slave of the Nanny State chains.

If you want to revive American Greatness, you must start by daring to proclaim: I am, first and foremost, an American, a sovereign American individual. I am not a victim. I am not a class envy-riddled parasite. I am the author of my own life. As the master of my own fate, my destiny is in my hands. I don't need to be coddled, protected or babied by the Nanny State, so back the hell off, Sparky.

The fate of American Greatness is in your hands, PIGsters.

[Since We the PIGs first wrote, and published this rant, a lot has happened to further erode our American Greatness.

* The government cess-school chickens have come home to roost, with the emergence of the infamous 'low information voter'.

* Our history is under attack as revisionists replace fact with fiction while roaming leftist mobs tear down historical monuments.

* America's education system is cranking out mindless, perpetually offended, compulsive thumb sucking cringers in alarming numbers.

* Our freedom of speech is silenced by trigger warnings, micro aggression, and rampaging ANTIFA thugs.

* From sea to shining sea, card carrying members of the Jackass Party openly defy, demean, and destroy the U.S. Constitution.

* In newsrooms across America, propagandists masquerading as journalists parrot the Jackass Party's talking points.

* The swamp rats continues to undermine and/or alienate our friends while strengthening and emboldening our enemies.

* Obamacare has begun to perform its prime function: the eradication of the insurance industry; the destruction of healthcare in America.

* Ignoring the Constitution, black robed Marxists poop out judicial rulings based on their personal politics making a mockery of our judicial system.

* The on-going assault on our American Greatness from within is taking a heavy toll on the liberty that we cherish. The looming tyranny is much closer now, close enough for even the willfully blind Obamunists to see, if they'd only get up off their knees to look at the drastically altered American landscape.

Have we passed a point of no return? Perhaps, but I refuse to etch RIP on inalienable individual liberty's tombstone. The heros of Benghazi...that courageous, gun-toting mama in Georgia, the unwavering wisdom of a Mark Levin, give me reason to believe that American Greatness might make a comeback, even at this late date.. We the People will need to do some heavy lifting to get 'er done. I'm game, if you are.

President Trump says Make America Great Again.

He can't do it by himself.

What are you doing to help.

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WORD OF THE DAY

GOOGLE, n.

An 8000 pound cyberspace gorilla, it becomes more like Orwell's Ministry of Truth with each passing minute.

Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement. ~Mark Twain

GREAT TRUTHS

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandma's lap.

GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge – mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD
1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:
1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus (or Mrs. Claus)

SUCCESS:
At age 4 success is: Not piddling in your pants.
At age 12 success is: Having friends.
At age 17 success is: Having a driver's license.
At age 35 success is: Having money.
At age 50 success is: Having money.
At age 70 success is: Having a driver's license.
At age 75 success is: Having friends.
At age 80 success is: Not piddling in your pants.

Pass this on to someone who could use a laugh.

Always remember to forget the troubles that pass your way; BUT NEVER forget the blessings that come each day.

Words of Wisdom

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.' ~Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)

I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.'
~Eleanor Roosevelt

Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement. ~Mark Twain

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. ~George Burns

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. ~Victor Borge

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. ~Mark Twain

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. ~Socrates

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. ~Groucho Marx

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
~Jimmy Durante

I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. ~Zsa Zsa Gabor

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: Alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat. ~Alex Levine

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. ~Rodney Dangerfield

Money can't buy you happiness – But it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
~Spike Milligan

Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP. ~Joe Namath

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. ~Bob Hope

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. ~W. C. Fields

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.
~Will Rogers

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. ~Winston Churchill

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty, but everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.
~Phyllis Diller

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. ~Billy Crystal

 

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Is Logic the same thing as common sense?

1) Eleven teens die each day because of texting while driving. Maybe it's time to raise the age of Smart Phone ownership to 21.

2) If gun control laws actually worked, Chicago would be Mayberry, USA.

3) The Second Amendment makes more women equal than the entire feminist movement.

4) Legal gun owners have 300 million guns and probably a trillion rounds of ammo. Seriously, folks, if we were the problem, you'd know it.

5) When JFK was killed, nobody blamed the rifle.

6) The NRA murders 0 people and receives $0 in government funds. Planned Parenthood kills 350,000 babies every year and receives $500,000,000 in tax dollars annually.

7) I have no problem with vigorous background checks when it comes to firearms. While we're at it, let's do the same when it comes to immigration, Voter ID, and Candidates running for office.

8) You don't need a smoke detector; that's what the fire department is for. Now, if you think that sounds stupid, you know how I feel when you say I don't need a gun.

9) Folks keep talking about another Civil War. One side knows how to shoot and probably has a trillion rounds. The other side has crying closets and is confused about which bathroom to use. Now tell me, how do you think that's going to end?

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WHO STEPPED IN IT THIS WEEK?
March 01, 2019

 

Chicago Voter of the Week

A Federal Appeals Court judge rendered his opinion 11 days after he died?

One of the more curious opinions was handed down by the Supreme Court as part of its February 25, 2019 Order List.

The Opinion was Yovino v. Rizo (pdf.)(full embed at bottom of post), arising out of the 9th Circuit. The issue was whether the vote on the case of the late Judge Stephen Reinhardt could be counted where he expressed his vote while alive, but died before the opinion was filed. The 9th Circuit said sure, count the vote even though Reinhardt was not alive at the time the opinion was filed.

PIG Sez: The 9th Circus strikes again.

Hoof in Mouth Award

Goodness sake, Virginia. Just weeks after Virginia Gov. Ralph Northam came under fire for black face back in college, his wife Pam Northam is in hot water for offering black students cotton and encouraging them to imagine being enslaved and forced to pick the crop. From The Washington Post:

PIG Sez: [demonic laughter]

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INVASION OF THE BORDER JUMPERS
For too long, America's borders have been a portal for the unwelcome, uninvited, undocumented, over diseased and crime ridden riff-raff and parasitic hordes. They swarm across our porous borders, from all over the world to pee, puke, spit and poop in our melting pot...and worse. Read More >>>



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