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Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: House Speaker Ryan Paul Ryan is a gutless weasel. A few weeks ago he reluctantly jumped on the Trump campaign train, before it left the station without him. He was on the Trump train, just in case, but he was very careful to keep a low profile. Last Friday, using Trump's locker room banter as an excuse, Ryan pulled the emergency cord and took off like a scalded dog. At no time during the sequence of events did Ryan really support Trump. He was just along for the ride. When things got bumpy, he showed his true colors: gutless and girlie. Paul Ryan, isn't everything that's wrong in D.C., but he's a significant part of it. He's a political chameleon [a person given to often expedient or facile change in ideas or character]. "I was against Trump before it was expedient to be for him, but now I'm against him again." Paul Ryan, a man devoid of a single core conviction a sniveling guttersnipe. It's not all bad he did earn PIGish infamy as our Girlieman of the week.
Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Pussy Pussy [Nattaphon Wangyot] is playing the transgender game. He's not fast enough to qualify for Alaska's high school state track and field meet as a male. Instead, he's whining 'I'm a girl' and running against real girls. Did it work? Yup. Pussy qualified for the girls 1-2-3A 100-meter and 200-meter finals. Of course, we are all supposed to be thrilled that Wangyot, genetically a male, was allowed to compete against a group or young women. Because, you know… inclusion. But, what about the girls who were excluded because this Wangyot may have had a biological advantage over them? [Hot Air] Shame on you Pussy! You might win some races but when it comes to your character you're a LOSER. You're also our Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Neil Ryan Neil is head teacher at a Brit school. He's a real piece of work: Tig, a simple chase and catch game - also known as tag or it - is no longer allowed at Christ the King School, in Leeds, West Yorkshire, where the head teacher claims children have become upset at the rough and tumble. Flouting the ban results in being kept inside in play times. When the blowback reached critical mass, he went gutless and girlie: The head teacher, Neil Ryan, insists it is only temporary ban, until the weather improves and children can enjoy a larger space to play on the school field. Bullshit! In addition to being a lying weasel, you're also our Girlieman of the Week. 2015 Girlieman of the Year Girlieman: Some Dude in China Our hero had his dick shrivel up and his balls fall off while watching a TV drama. Why? Actress Zhao Wei's intense stare was too much for him to handle. When he stopped cowering in a closet, so he filed a lawsuit. The Chinese justice officials won't discuss it, so it's impossible to know if they accepted the case it or tossed it. I don't really care, either way, because just filing such an asinine suit makes this alleged dude our Girlieman of the Year. Girliemen of the Week Girliemen: Rod & Lindel Hart In Greenfield, Mass, a bun-ranger pair - Rod and Lindel Hart - set their hair on fire because their neighbor has a rebel battle flag in his garage. What, you ask, does the Confederacy have to do with GLAAD BAAGS? What indeed. A Greenfield police sergeant who is his department's liaison on the town Human Rights Commission is being criticized for hanging a Confederate flag on the rear interior wall of his garage on Shelburne Road. … Greenfield Police Chief Robert Haigh said … he hopes to speak with McCarthy's neighbors, Rod and Lindel Hart, fathers of Hugh Hart, a 10-year-old black child who has expressed fear after seeing the flag. If the kid really thinks the flag is something to fear, the moonbats have brainwashed him. Rod Hart confirms it on Fakebook: "Hugh has become increasingly aware of police antagonism against young black males and is understandably worried. We have had a few nightmares, some terrified comments and even a wish for Santa to bring him white skin that he can wear outside so he won't get shot." …[Mbatt] You don't need Holmes & Watson to solve this mystery. Parent 1 and/or 2 probably don't like their neighbor. They spotted the Stars and Bars, then used it to get the lad stirred up. Once they had him suitably alarmed, they ran whining to the proper authorities: Our meanie neighbor, the cop, terrorized our son. For using their son to front for them, Rod & Lindel are PIG's Girliemen of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Joe Biden Joe Biden's burning desire to be POTUS has been blazing for a very long time, long before his son's untimely demise. His claim that, on his death bed, his son Beau Biden implored dad to make a 2016 POTUS run proves how much Biden wants it. So why isn't Joe running? Why indeed. Here and there, a real bit of news sneaks out. One such item opines that Joe was 'persuaded' to ditch his POTUS hopes by 'chats' with, or signals from, the Billary Clinton hit squad. They applied the relevant pressure and Biden surrendered his last bite at the POTUS apple, rather than let Billary's character assassins run wild on him. For going gutless and girlie, when Billary applied some pressure Joey is Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: "Lila" Perry Perv showed up for its senior year dressed as a girl. Playing the game of the year, "I'm a transgender girl", Perv insisted on being called Lila. He also demanded access to the girls' restrooms and locker room. It's probably the only way any teenage girl who knows Perv would get naked in front of him. Unwilling to tolerate Perv's shit, 200 inmates at Hillsboro High School [Missouri] to protest Perv's peep show shit. I applaud their response and hope it works. For being a sick, disgusting little fuck, Perv is our Girlieman of the Week. Girliemen of the Week Girliemen: French Train Staff It's never a thrill, when someone lives down to their PIGis nickname. The French crew of that high speed train substantiated 'surrender monkeys' during a recent terrorist attack. Fleeing the AK-47 packing Jihadikaze who was shooting at passengers, they barricaded themselves in a staff lounge, leaving passengers to fend for themselves. Denials by the relevant officials seem half-hearted, at best. Did all the train staff display such cowardice? Probably not, but those who lived down to 'Surrender Monkey' sully all the rest. That's why they're our Girlimen of the Week.
Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Abdul al Myopia On his wedding day, Abdul [not his real name] was very pleased with his bride who looked very beautiful. The wedding night met, or exceeded, his expectations, but his world came crashing down, the next morning. Why? Why indeed. The morning after their recent wedding in Algeria the man reportedly awoke and was shocked to see his wife's natural face. At first he didn't even think the woman lying next to him was his wife, accusing her of being a thief, before finally admitting she was in fact the same woman he had married the day before. However he is now reportedly suing her for fraud and 'psychological suffering'. Emirates 247 reported that the man is looking for $20,000 (£13,000) in damages. [Metro.UK] I'd tell Abdul to 'man up', but I doubt that he has the nads for it. You don't deserve a penny for being a weasel, Abdul, but the news isn't all bad. You're our Girlie Man of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: R. Bowen Loftin Our cringing cretin, University of Missouri-Columbia Chancellor R. Bowen Loftin, jumped into the fray, deeming it a dire threat to the safety of his Ivory Tower. The Twitter account FratScenery tweets collected images of fraternities from around the country; the images are scheduled for release in advance, and as it so happens, Sunday's picture featured several people holding the Confederate flag in front of the Phi Kappa Theta house. According to The Maneater: The photograph was likely taken in the days surrounding a September 8, 2012 football game between the University of Georgia and MU. Three of the five men in the photo are wearing Bulldogs apparel and a University of Georgia flag flies alongside the Confederate Navy Jack. [Reason Mag] Our award-winning jellyfish aced his place on this page with this drivel: Today, University of Missouri officials became aware of a photo taken in 2012 at a Greek house located near the MU campus in which individuals displayed a Confederate flag. Especially considering recent events in South Carolina concerning the Confederate flag, this photo may be considered offensive and possibly even threatening to some of our community members. We do not believe any of the individuals in the photo are past or current MU students; however, we will be working to identify those in the photo. For setting his hair on fire over a 3 year old photo, he's our Girlieman of the Week
Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Some Dude in China Our hero had his dick shrivel up and his balls fall off while watching a TV drama. Why? Actress Zhao Wei's intense stare was too much for him to handle. When he stopped cowering in a closet, so he filed a lawsuit. The Chinese justice officials won't discuss it, so it's impossible to know if they accepted the case it or tossed it. I don't really care, either way, because just filing such an asinine suit makes this alleged dude our Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Bruce Jenner Why?
Caitlyn Jenner, Girlieman of the Week. Any other damn fool questions. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Ken Kellmer This is one of those times when it's impossible to improve on the original. [NYDN] A Montana man was arrested on bestiality charges and ordered to seek a mental health evaluation after he was caught getting "humped" by a husky dog, police said. Kenneth Dwayne Kellmer was allegedly having sex with his girlfriend's family pooch at her Missoula County home on Feb. 21 when she walked in, Missoulian reported. She claims she caught him getting intimate with the 3-year-old dog. Kellmer was down on his hands and knees and had his pants down, she added. Cops were called and an investigation was launched, NBC Montana reported. Kellmer was arrested on Sunday and charged with one felony count of deviate sexual conduct. If the mutt knows Ken is his bitch, who am I to argue? I'm sure the mutt won't mind if I make Ken our Girlieman of the Week. Parting Shot: If Ken wants to be someone's bitch, a Graybar stretch will git 'er done.
Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Roger Goodell In case you've gone this long without stumbling over Deflategate, I have thrilling news for you. Your luck just ran out. During this season's AFC Championship game between the Denver Broncos and the New England Patriots, someone on the Pats' payroll partially deflated some footballs. Reportedly the Pats used the deflated footballs during the first half. Leading 17 - 7 at the half, the Pats switched to fully inflated footballs and outscored Denver 28-0, in the second half. NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell made noises about investigating it, but nothing happened, until this week. Out of the blue, Goodell is out for Pats' QB Tom Brady's scalp. Why? Why indeed. Why is Tom Brady going to take the fall? It has nothing to do with deflated footballs. He's being targeted because, when Obama invited the Super Bowl Champion Patriots to the Red Shed to meet the Dumbo-eared Commie who lives there. Tom Brady responded to the invite with the gridiron equivalent of 'bite me'. That, PIGsters, is why he's the designated deflategate fall guy. Deflated footballs? Kid stuff. Deflating a malignant narcissist's ego? Barry won't tolerate that. For knuckling under to Obama...for scapegoating Tom Brady, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell is our Girlieman of the Week. Pussy-Whipped Princess of the Week Princess: Mychal Denzel Smith: If you need proof that this asshat is no longer a man, here it is, in this pussy's own words It's true that a patriarchal definition of masculinity and manhood is damaging to men — physically, emotionally, and psychologically. […] My issue is that masculinity acts as oppressive force, and any conversation about oppression that leaves out the oppressed is not one I find worth having. What masculinity does to heterosexual cis men is important to discuss, but what it does to everyone else, especially women, is far more important. Because while it can leave us men broken in many ways, the privilege to be able to move through the world adopting this masculinity bestows upon us a tremendous amount of power. That power has been used to render everyone else second- and third-class citizens. This is the true danger. When people of good faith and goodwill push this to the side to focus solely on the ways in which masculinity affects men and boys, it only serves to diminish the fight for gender equality by not dealing with it directly. When we re-center men in this discussion, we're saying that the effects felt by women are not just secondary but can be ignored and still eradicated. That's simply not true. It's possible to do the work of redefining masculinity and liberating men from patriarchy and still reinforce the same gendered power dynamics under the guise of a "progressive masculinity." Go ahead pussy, wear the dress, so we'll recognize your twisted twerp ass. It'll make you look prim and proper, princess, when we post a picture of you on our Girlieman of the Week Wall of Shame. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Azel Prather Jr. Jellyfish has a problem. His girlfriend is headed for some Spring Break fun in Miami with her friends. So what? Jellyfish is tapped out so he can't pony up $300 for a flight from Maryland to Florida. What to do? Jellyfish is trotting out his shame on something called GoFundMe, a place where people go to beg for $. If that's not pathetic enough to merit 'girlieman', take a look at this from WaPo: "If I had to pick one place for my girlfriend not to go, Miami would be it!" he said, referring to the "Magic City" as every boyfriend's "worst nightmare." "I think the sun just melts all the morals in Miami. It's a free-for-all!" Now I know what you're thinking: Does this guy realize that most hotel rooms in Miami Beach start at $300 a night? As it turns out, Prather is a step ahead of you. Sort of. "I will be staying wherever she lays her head, eating whatever she eats, and overseeing all parties and fun activity for the duration of the trip," he wrote. Now, for the tidbit that put him on the fast track to this award. He told WaPo that he's - don't laugh - 'secure in his relationship'. For obvious reasons, Jellyfish - Azel Prather Jr. is our Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Brian Williams Brian Williams is a liar. He lied about Iraq. He lied about New Orleans. He lied all the time. When he was caught, he apologized, but even that included more lies. Brian Williams isn't on this PIG page for lying. Brian Williams is here because, when he was caught, he didn't have the balls to say, "I lied to you, because that's what I am, a liar." That's why we made him our Girlieman of the week. Girliemen of the Week Girliemen: Kyle Bashing Libs Lefties like Michael Moore and NBC News' Ayman Mohyeldin are ready, willing, and eager to denigrate a brave man, Chris Kyle, who is unable to defend himself. Other warriors have defended Kyle, and I applaud them for it. Moore called Kyle - and all our snipers - cowards. Ayman went there, and much farther, on MSNBC's 'Morning Joe' when he used the term 'killing sprees' while discussing Kyle's exploits in Iraq. Both of these gutless wonders are beneath contempt. When will either of them spew similar drivel about our Kenyan POTUS, who kills individuals by remote control, via his Predator drone 'killing spree'? Unlike Kyle, who was often surrounded by the enemy and was seriously wounded at least once, the Kenyan never goes in harm's way. Why aren't you bastards shooting off your mouths about The One's "cowardly", "killing spree" sniper antics? For the record, I don't lose sleep over either kind of sniper activity. I do, however, insist that picking up an Oval Office phone and saying 'shoot' isn't in the same universe, danger-wise, as what Kyle and his bother snipers do, in the service of our country. For smearing, unjustly, a dead hero Moore and Mohyeldin are our Girliemen of the Week. Gutless Wonders of the Week Gutless Wonders: Oxford University Press Freedom of Speech is dead at Oxford Unity Press, where the slaughter at Charlie Hedbo has them cowering under their desks. Spouting drivel about 'sensitivity' they perpetrated this outrage: One of the biggest education publishers in the world has warned its authors not to mention pigs or sausages in their books to avoid causing offence. If they aren't up to speed on the 'slippery slope' they soon will be, because the Jihadikazes know how to exploit it. The bad news is that OUP will no longer produce books worth reading. The good new is that OUP's craven cowardice made them our Gutless Wonders of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Oliver Friedfeld Oliver is a Senior at Georgetown University. He learned his lessons well, because this punk is the poster punk for white guilt. Normally, this is where I'd hammer his Girlieman qualifications home, but not this time, because he's eager to do the heavy lifting. Senior Oliver Friedfeld and his roommate were held at gunpoint and mugged recently. However, the GU student isn't upset. In fact he says he "can hardly blame [his muggers]." "Who am I to stand from my perch of privilege, surrounded by million-dollar homes and paying for a $60,000 education, to condemn these young men as 'thugs?' It's precisely this kind of "otherization" that fuels the problem." "Not once did I consider our attackers to be 'bad people.' I trust that they weren't trying to hurt me. In fact, if they knew me, I bet they'd think I was okay," wrote Friedfeld in an editorial featured in The Hoya, the university's newspaper. "If we ever want opportunistic crime to end, we should look at ourselves first. Simply amplifying police presence will not solve the issue. Police protect us by keeping those 'bad people' out of our neighborhood, and I'm grateful for it. And yet, I realize it's self-serving and doesn't actually fix anything." Friedfeld suggests that the "privileged" adapt to normalized crime, until the wrongs of the past are righted. [Mbatt] Oliver is, of course, Girlieman of the Week. He's also a slam dunk for our Girlieman of the Year.
Girliemen of the Week Girliemen: McConnell, Boehner House Speaker John Boehner and his counterpart in the Senate, Mitch McConnell talked tough, in the recently concluded election cycle. They were sounding like men, for a change, when they vowed to bring it to Barry, if he continued his imperial decree antics. Are they hanging tough? Not exactly. On Friday's Mark Levin Show: We've known that amnesty was coming from President Obama for weeks, and yet the day after he announces it, our Republican leaders didn't do anything about it. They weren't out leading a charge that they will use the power of the purse to defund him, nor will they even mention the word impeachment even though Obama is in clear violation of the Constitution. Rather, the Republican Party is hoping that you forget about it and focus elsewhere, even though it is the American citizen that will be directly affected by this illegal immigration amnesty policy. We should be using Obama's own words against him because he has constantly and consistently lied to us. Also, Dr. Paul Kengor calls in and gives a back story on Frank Marshall Davis - a Communist that Obama learned from and looked up to. When you realize Obama's past relationships and upbringing, then you see that he is intentionally leading this destruction of the Constitutional Republic that we have. [Mark Levin Show website] Congratulations, assholes. You not only won your elections, you seized control of the legislature in the process. With that behind you, you were last seen cowering under your desks, waiting for the 'all clear'. I can't give you that, but I have some thrilling news for you. You've both been named our Girliemen of the Week Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: A she-he named Tim [This is a very twisted tale, so I'll use this NRO posting to give you the big picture.] A student who was born female felt perfectly comfortable identifying as a man at Wellesley College — until people said he shouldn't be class diversity officer because he is now a white male. Timothy Boatwright was born a girl, and checked off the "female" box when applying to the Massachusetts all-women's school, according to an article in the New York Times. But when he got there, he introduced himself as a "masculine-of-center genderqueer" person named "Timothy" (the name he picked for himself) and asked them to use male pronouns when referring to him. And, by all accounts, Boatwright felt welcome on campus — until the day he announced that he wanted to run for the school's office of multicultural affairs coordinator, whose job is to promote a "culture of diversity" on campus. But some students thought that allowing Boatwright to have the position would just perpetuate patriarchy. They were so opposed, in fact, that when the other three candidates (all women of color) dropped out, they started an anonymous Facebook campaign encouraging people not to vote at all to keep him from winning the position. "I thought he'd do a perfectly fine job, but it just felt inappropriate to have a white man there," the student behind the so-called "Campaign to Abstain" said. "It's not just about that position either," the student added. "Having men in elected leadership positions undermines the idea of this being a place where women are the leaders." Boatwright told the Times that his high-school friends knew he was transgender, but he identified himself as female on the application to Wellesley because he didn't want his mom to know. Of course, Wellesley is also a female school, and "it seemed awkward to write an application essay for a women's college on why you were not a woman," he said. Okay we have a biological female who had one of those trendy, 'I'm really a guy named Timothy' brain farts. Since she/he hadn't copied mom on that memo, she/he checked off 'girl', on the relevant Wellesley College paperwork. Once she/he got settled in at the Estrogen Tower, she/he went all in on Timothy. So far, so good. Timothy's saga hit a speed bump when 'he' decided to run for the school's office of multicultural affairs coordinator. Unwilling to sully themselves three other candidates dropped out. A backlash movement 'Campaign to Abstain' made 'him' bow out, too. So be it. And now we arrive at the 'punchline', courtesy of the NYT: "It wasn't about Timothy," the student behind the Abstain campaign told me. "I thought he'd do a perfectly fine job, but it just felt inappropriate to have a white man there. It's not just about that position either. Having men in elected leadership positions undermines the idea of this being a place where women are the leaders." A white male? You're half right, cupcake, because she/he is melanin-challenged. BUT no matter what name she/he uses, Timothy is FEMALE I asked Timothy what he thought about that argument, as we sat on a bench overlooking the tranquil lake on campus during orientation. He pointed out that he has important contributions to make to the MAC position. After all, at Wellesley, masculine-of-center students are cultural minorities; by numbers alone, they're about as minor as a minority can be. And yet Timothy said he felt conflicted about taking a leadership spot. "The patriarchy is alive and well," he said. "I don't want to perpetuate it." "The patriarchy is alive and well. I don't want to perpetuate it." WTF! You're still FEMALE, gender-bender Sparky. Everyone at Wellesley College is drinking the gender-bender Kool-Aid which is obviously TOXIC! Since she-he has completely lost her-his mind, I'll give her-him an award for which she-he isn't qualified. You're still a FEMALE, but for buckling under pressure , you're also our Girlieman of the Week.
Girliemen of the Week Girliemen: Richland (Washington) Ediucrats The weasels running the cess-schools in Richland (Washington) ordered all the swing sets at its elementary school playgrounds removed. It appears they floated two excuses. Excuse 1: The school district's Steve Aagard tells KEPR the swings are being removed when schools are renovated or there's other work on playground equipment. Excuse 2: The district says it's under pressure from insurance companies over the liability for injuries. You took them out, tried to blame someone else, then cowered under your desks. That won't impress any rational adults, including us. We were, however, impressed enough to make you our Girliemen of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Wil Wheaton Wil Wheaton is a thespian - "Deep Core", "Neverland" - who has his head up his ass to an alarming degree. Prove it? No problem. A rational adult knows ISIS is infamous for: beheading men women and children, including Americans, executing prisoners, raping and selling into sexual slavery the women they capture. This weasel thinks that ISIS is a figment of the Elephant Clan's imagination: "Republicans are spending a lot of effort trying to scare Americans about ISIS. Probably just a coincidence that there's an election soon." How, you ask, does that make him 'girlie'? It doesn't, but this gets him there:
Wil, you're a jabbering jackass. You're also our Girlieman of the Week. Girliemen of the Week Girlieman: Jim Downey His name is Jim Downey and he's a scribbler for Saturday Night Live who specializes in political satire. When a rational adult asked why SNL doesn't stick it to Barry, this tub of jello bleated out this asinine drivel: "If I had to describe Obama as a comedy project, I would say, 'Degree of difficulty, 10 point 10,'" the writer says in the expanded new edition of the "SNL" oral history book, "Live from New York." Not mockable? His New York Post scribe begs to differ: The charter Choom Ganger, confessed eater of dog and snorter of coke. The doofus who thinks the language spoken by Austrians is "Austrian," that you pronounce the p in "corpsman" and that ATMs are the reason why job growth is sluggish. The egomaniac who gave the queen of England an iPod loaded with his own speeches and said he was better at everything than the people who work for him. The empty suit with so little real-world knowledge that he referred to his brief stint working for an ordinary profit-seeking company as time "behind enemy lines." The phony who tells everyone he's from Chicago, though he didn't live there until his 20s, and lets you know that he's talking to people he believes to be stupid by droppin' his g's. The world-saving Kal-El from a distant solar system who told us he'd heal the planet and cause the oceans to stop rising. The guy who shared a middle name with one of the most hated dictators on earth. Let's not forget his visits to all 57 states. The One is a walking gaff machine, a dude with a very LONG list of quirks, but Jimbo can't find anything to mock? BULLSHIT. For being a gutless son of a bitch whose humor is passed through a RED SHED FRIENDLY filter...for lacking the guts to simply state his personal bias, Jim Downey is our Girlieman of the Week. Girliemen of the Week Girlieman: Badass Our hero, let's call him Badass - had one of those days. Attempt: Needing a cash infusion, Badass entered a Seattle eatery around 8pm, flashed what looked like a gun, then ordered the restaurant minion to empty the cash register. Result: The minion refused, suggesting Badass take the tip jar which contained $15. Attempt: He demanded money from numerous diners. Result: They ignored him. Attempt: He tried exit the establishment, by kicking open a side door. Result: The effort knocked him on his ass. Attempt: Once outside he tried to carjack a woman's ride. Result: She refused to hand over her car keys then took Badass' picture. Attempt: He tried to carjack another car at a nearby gas station. Result: The owner wouldn't hand over his car keys, but he did offer to drive Badass home. While he took a breather, Badass was scooped up by the Seattle cops, who don't latch onto a loser like Badass every day. Let's face it, Badass, you just don't have the balls for a life of crime. The news isn't all bad, dude, because that same deficiency has catapulted you right off the Golden Oinks page and enshrined you as our Girlieman of the Week.
Girliemen of the Week Girlieman: Jesse Ventura Jesse Ventura is more than a conspiracy spouting, legend is his own mind who wears tinfoil headgear. He's a gutless wonder who whined about what Navy Seal Chris Kyle allegedly said about him in 'American Sniper'. He blubbered and blustered, but he never had the stones to square off with Kyle. Instead, Ventura pressed the issue after Kyle had been murdered.
In addition to his blubbering, Jesse LIED about Tara Kyle. Her insurance pays about $500,000, the rest of the gutless wonder's blood money comes from her, personally. Jesse sued a widow and won. He painted himself as a victim, afterwards, like the sniveling pile of shit he is. If PIG had a 'lower than whale crap', 'beneath contempt' award, I'd give it to him. Since we don't, I'll make this 'hero' our Girlieman of the Week Girliemen of the Week Girliemen: Coeur d'Alene Tribal Leaders The Siberian Americans in the Coeur d'Alene Tribe just nuked a Ted Nugent concert at their casino. Why? The tribe refuses to cite specifics, aside from dissing Ted's "racist and hate-filled remarks". What a rational adult would deem Ted's 'let it all hang out' freedom of speech exercise, the tribe vilifies as "racist attitudes and views". If Ted's freedom of speech exercise rots their socks, that much, these 'offended' asshats need to man up and spell it out so Ted, and everyone else can see where you draw the line on your 'sensitivity'. Since you lack the nads for that you leave me no choice. Congratulations, weasels, you're PIG's Girliemen of the Week. Girliemen of the Week Girliemen: D.C. Republican Establishment Inside the Beltway weasels like Lindsay Graham - one of Mark Levin's FRENCH REPUBLICANS - want to give up without a fight on Barry's $3.7 billion dollar slush fund to coddle the tyke horde flooding across our border with Mexico. Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) said Republicans should just roll over and not ask for concessions because doing so would make them "get blamed for perpetuating the problem." For being too gutless to defend our sovereignty, these pachyderm Beltway bitches are PIG's Girliemen of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Johan Gillette His name is Johan Gillette and this convicted double murderer has issues with his graybar hotel accommodations in the Lane County Jail (Oregon). He was so outraged by the conditions that he hit the county with a $800,000 lawsuit. And what were his complaints? The beds weren't soft enough. The food tastes like crap. His heartless jailers wouldn't let him have Sports Illustrated's swimsuit edition. A Federal judge dismissed the lawsuit in record time. You may not get your money or the swimsuit edition, but your whining did make you our Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Pathetic Pussies: Fargo Educrats The talent show did go on, at North Dakota government school, but one group of performers were thrown under a school bus thanks to a whining bitch who deemed it offensive. The first-grade class at Bennett Elementary School (Fargo) got black flagged, when one parent, Elaine Bolman, pinned an "OFFENSIVE" label on the plan to dress up like the Village People to sing 'YMCA'. Is she a holy roller whining about DA GAYS? Nope. She's a Progtard who is whining about young 'uns dressing up like Siberian Americans. The kids were supposed to come up dressed up like members of the '70s group - a policeman, a cowboy, a biker, a construction worker and a Native American. Someone at this cess-school needed to man up, sprout a pair - even if womyn are in charge - and tell this whining, hypersensitive twat to STFU. Someone who didn't have the stones for that went gutless and girlie, instead. Whoever is responsible for this crap be it male, female, or 'other' has parlayed their empty sack into PIG's Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Bawler In February of 2012, a then 17 year old high school senior at Hollenstein Career and Technology Center set the loins of his science teacher, 34 year old Rachelle Heenan, ablaze. Unable to resist the lad, Rachelle got things started with 'sexting' messages, but that didn't get the job done, so she had him accompany her to a hotel, where they got horizontal and squishy. Did that douse the fire? Nope, she had numerous other sexual romps 'including at school events, in hotels and her in own car.' By May 2012, the party was over and our horny wench was exiled via administrative leave. In February 2013 she was charged with an improper relationship between educator and pupil, but wriggled out of hard time with a plea bargain: five years of deferred adjudicated probation. Game, set match? Nope, her stallion got lawyered up and played the victim, big time: * The boinking 'damaged him, mentally and emotionally, so much so that it derailed his plans to join the Marines. * His lawsuit claims that his passion partner 'assaulted, raped and battered [Smith] in her capacity of teacher/educator, in violation of the law.' Did she take advantage of him? Yup? Was it an abuse of her position? Yup. Assaulted, raped and battered? I doubt it. It's probably a good thing he's not joining the Marines. They're looking for a few good MEN, and he doesn't make the cut. The news isn't all bad, because he's our Girlieman of the Week.
Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Mark Johnson His name is Mark Johnson. According to AP, Mark is a retiree who hails from Southern Mexifornia. His story isn't that unusual, but his antics make the mundane, PIG-worthy. It happened on Super Bowl weekend, during a pitstop at the Downtown Grand in Sin City. Step 1: Mark gets gunned on adult beverage. Step 2: During a marathon drinking/gambling spree, our old enough to know better high roller lost $500,000 at the gaming tables. Step 3: When he sobers up, he whines piteously and demands a full refund:
This isn't the retired car dealership owner's first rodeo:
Whine, whine, whine. Mark, dude, nobody forced you to get shit-faced then piss your money away at the tables. You're old enough to know better. Cheer up, whiney. You may be out $500,000, but the news isn't all bad. You're our Girlieman of the Week.
Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Webster Lucas Webster Lucas had a yen for a Quarter Pounder Deluxe, so he headed for a golden arches in Pacoima (Mexifornia). We don't know how the burger tasted, but we do know that the whole experience left a bad taste in Webster's mouth. How bad? One and a half million dollars ($1,500,000) bad. Did they feed him a rat burger? Nope. Did they feed him a roach burger? Nope. Did he get scalded by McDonald's coffee? Nope. So what was it? Prepare to be thrilled. [A] California man is suing the company for $1.5 MILLION ... because he says he only got ONE NAPKIN with his meal. How does Webster squeeze $1.5 million out of an alleged 'you people', and one napkin? How indeed? Lucas subsequently emailed the general manager to complain -- insisting he couldn't work because of the "undue mental anguish" he was suffering as a result of the napkin debacle -- and says he was insultingly offered free burgers in return. Mental anguish? Stop wallowing in your victimhood and grow a pair dude. Webster is loser, but the news isn't all bad since we made him our Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman:Pat Cordova-Goff What's wrong with this picture? As a freshman, he was dude enough to play on the baseball team at Azusa High School (Mexifornia). So what? So nothing, because there's nothing noteworthy about a biological male playing on a boy's sports team. That was then, but something has changed, because this year HE is going to play on the girls' softball team. What happened? He still has the same set of dude nads, but now that he's a senior, he has his head up his ass, thanks to one of those gender bending, gender identity brain farts. [Fox News] A California high school student who believes he is a girl trapped in a boy's body just made the girls' softball team. He made the cut? Yup, but he had some help from his lawyer. The team roster was to be originally posted on Wednesday, but unnamed sources at the school told the Valley Tribune it was held up because Cordova-Goff was not going to make the team, and he only did so after meetings involving an attorney and school district officials. School officials denied this was the case. He used a shyster to coerce his way onto the girl's softball team? What a scumbag. I'm not willing to call this clown a 'girl', but this shyster shit makes one thing clear: he's not a man! Only a loser wants to be the only dude playing on a high school girls' softball team. BUT, when that loser has to coerce them by using his shyster, that makes this gender bending piece of crap our Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Jesse Ventura If the psychobabblers haven't invented it yet, they should. It, in this instance, is 'dronephobia'. If they need a poster punk, they'll find him 'off the grid' in Mexico. That's where self-made Moonbat, Jesse Ventura is hunkered down, where those damn drones won't find him. I defy you to read this, and make yourself believe that this uber paranoid pinhead was once the Governor of Minnesota. [Politico] Former wrestler and Minnesota Gov. Jesse Ventura says he has gone "off the grid" in Mexico to avoid drones knowing where he is. Jesse seems to think being a legend in his own mind makes him a legend in 'their minds', too. Don't hold your breath, dude. You're not a legend in our minds, either, but the news isn't all bad. Hiding from drones which aren't targeting you is memorable enough to make you our Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Brent Sandy For a certain University of Iowa Egghead, the chickens came home to roost, this month, when the Ivory Tower computer trolls reminded him that he was due for a new computer to replace his existing one. Professor Brent Sandy should have manned up about the porn on his old laptop, but he lacked the nads. Instead, he stepped in it by reporting it stolen. Nice try asshole, but it didn't work, because the Ivory Tower computer trolls quickly found its identifying cyber footprint. They pinpointed its location at the Egghead's house. Filing a false police report? Yup. Stealing a school computer? Yup. Misuse of school property? Yup. Being a lying weasel? Yup. Girlieman of the Week? You better believe it. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Curtis Woodman Curtis Woodman is, by profession, a club boss in J.O.E. He's also, he insists, the victim of a kidnaping. It was such a shattering experience for Curtis, he is shielded by a screen while he testifies at the trial of his kidnapers. According to Curtis, his 6 abductors drove up in two BMWs, while he was outside his office. They shoved him into a car, then obtained his cooperation at knifepoint. When all was said and done, he'd been robbed of £60 cash and his £4,650 Breitling watch, and assaulted during a two-hour ordeal. He also claims he was forced to transfer £4,800 into a bank account belonging to one of the kidnapers. Sounds serious, but some of the facts are troubling. For example, three of these terrifying desperados were lapdancers wearing 'miniskirts, shoes with stiletto heels and Daisy Duke shorts. A fourth was their female manager. Also, the yarn he spins sounds suspiciously like the Guy Ritchie gangster film Revolver. Finally, there the matter of a job they did for Curtis for which they never got paid. That's right it's a labor dispute.
Miniskirts, stiletto heels, and Daisy Duke shorts? Is that how you dress for a kidnaping? Hiding behind a screen? Why? They already know what he looks like. Curtis, you're a real piece of work. You're also our Girlieman of the Week.
Girlieman of the Year Girlieman: Don-Dawn In May of 2013, a 49 year old ABC News editor, Don Ennis, commanded our attention with a demented wail. After a 7 year long battle with gender dysphoria, Don surrendered, by becoming a female named Dawn. Don-Dawn blamed mommy, who gave him-her estrogen to prolong his-her child actor career. Shame on you mommy. Fast forward to the present, and this loser is at it again:
Don-Dawn is a whining, finger-pointing mess, but the news isn't all bad. Don-Dawn is also the Politically Incorrect Gazette's Girlieman of the Year. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: John Boehner The headline for the Washington Times piece, tells you everything you need to know about this pachyderm poop: GOP launches candidate training: How to talk to women Yes, Sparky, I do have 'issues' with it. For starters, the name of the brain fart - How to talk to women - is self-serving bullshit. A warts and all no bullshit name for it is: How to bullshit like a Demoncrat. Furthermore, it means the Elephant Clan is digging themselves a deep hole, by tacitly accepting the Jackass Party's (J. P.) premise, a loser move. J. P. Premise? Yup. Several of them. J. P. Premise: The fundamental unit of society is the group, not the individual. J. P. Premise: Each certified victim group is entitled to its own reality, its own 'truth'. J. P. Premise: All the members of a given victim group (real women, in this instance) think alike. J. P. Premise: Women (womyn) can't be treated (talked to) like rational adults. Hypersensitive to a fault, they can't cope with 'just the facts, ma'am'. To avoid offending them, you must tread carefully and address them like you would a child. In other words, coddle them with baby talk. Since the Beltway-pachyderm punks lost their copy of just the facts ma'am about objective reality, I'll fire off a few of the essentials: * The basic unit of society is the INDIVIDUAL * Core concepts - our inalienable individual birthright, for example - are non-negotiable. They are the same for every individual, and are NOT altered in the slightest by the individual's race/ethnicity, gender or sexual orientation. * The proper way to address a 'woman' isn't what your Jackass Party 'friends' are telling you. You address a woman, like you would address any other ADULT INDIVIDUAL: rationally, logically, consistently, with well reasoned concepts. That should cover it, asshats. Is there anything else you wanted to know? Attention Pachyderm punks...any woman who buys into group think (AKA we have our own special reality) is NEVER going to punch a chad for the GOP, no matter how hard you try to sound like a Demoncrat. John and his cohorts won't win the votes of womyn, but John Boehner, on behalf of his beltway butthead asshats, did win one vote, for letting the MSM and Jackass Party panic him into this asinine shit. He'll be thrilled to learn that he won this one by a landslide: Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Alan Markovitz A Motor City strip club capitalist, 59-year-old Alan Markovitz,, took it hard, when an alleged 'friend' made off with Alan's wife. Deadline Detroit reports that Markovitz was married for two years to a woman who he says was cheating on him with someone he knew. "I'm so over her?" His so over her needs lots of work. Why? Why indeed. First, he bought the house next door to the one occupied by his ex and her new man. Next, he paid $7,000 for a 12 foot high sculpture of a hand giving someone the finnger. Here erected it in his backyard and aimed it at his ex wife's new abode. Proving how 'so over her' he is, he lights it up at night. Alan, dude, you're a loser. You're also PIG's Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Benjamin Duddles By 4:20 on a Sunday morning, 41 year old Benjamin Duddles was desperate, so he called 911. His problem? He wanted the snoring female out of his bed. When asked how she got there, he lied. Lie 1: I don't know how she go here. Lie 2: I answered the door let her in, and she headed for the bed and fell asleep. The truth: he hooked up with her; they downed some adult beverages together; he banged her; she nodded off, then the snoring began. He retreated to the livingroom. Later, he returned to his bedroom where he tried and failed to wake her. That's when he called 911. Channeling their inner Solomon, the cops told him to sleep on his sofa, then resolve the matter in the morning. All's well that ends well? Perhaps, if you call being named our Girlieman of the Week a happy ending.
Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Jonathan Martin I won't bore you with devilish details of the Miami Dolphin melodrama, because you probably know them by now. Instead I'll cut to the chase. Richie Incognito: This hulking piece of football lineman nastiness has been kicked off 2 college teams - Oregon and Nebraska - and at least one pro team. Why? Because his off the field antics are nastier than his on field antics. Jonathan Martin: Since he joined the Dolphins a year and a half ago, Jonathan has been subjected to unrelenting abuse, most of it by Richie Incognito. Martin left the team two weeks ago and alleges he was harassed by teammates, including Incognito. Martin is in counseling for emotional issues, and he'll discuss the case late next week with a special investigator hired by the league. [Fox News] Why does this make Jonathan Martin our Girlieman of the Week? Because in that hellish year and a half, he never stood up to his tormentor. He never took a swing at the bastard. Not once. That's Girlie. Girliemen of the Week Girliemen: The Suits at Universal Studios Hollywood The show must go on, so the saying goes, unless some chronically offended dweeb objects to it. That, at least, is the mantra at Universal Studios Hollywood, where whining GLAAD BAAGs hounded the craven cowards in charge of the popular tourist attraction to expunge its Halloween show. Universal Studios Hollywood announced it was shelving its Bill & Ted Halloween Horror Nights show, which critics had charged with being homophobic. GLAAD whined and the gutless wonders at Universal went slavishly girlie in record time. I doubt that GLAAD will reward them, but that's okay. Here in the Free State of PIG their gutless and girlie antics make Universal Studios executives our Girlemen of the Week.
Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Some Pimple Dick We don't know the name of this twerp, and that's probably a good thing. We do know that he's a 40 year old denizen of Mexico whose level of insecurity is off the scale. All things considered, it's safe to assume that his 'manhood' doesn't measure up, so we'll call him 'Hamster' as in 'hung like a'. How insecure is he? You be the judge. Police say a woman told them her boyfriend put a padlock on her pants so she wouldn't be unfaithful to him. Police say she couldn't take it anymore. No real man would do something like this, but nobody is likely to mistake Hamster for a real man. Fear not, asshole, the news isn't all bad. You're the Politically Incorrect Gazette's Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Michael Selleneit Mikey is a real piece of work. His wife bought a gun, gave it to this nudnik, then ordered Mikey to kill their neighbor, Tony Pierce with it. She told Mikey that Tony had been raping her, telepathically, for years, while using crack to control her mind. Did Mikey believe her? Perhaps, perhaps he didn't. He was, however, sufficiently pussy whipped to do her biding. He ventured forth to shoot the telepathic rapist in the back, twice, but neither wound was fatal. When the cops didn't buy his 'telepathic rape' whopper, Mikey switched tactics, by pleading insanity. That didn't get 'er done either, because a judge sentenced him to two one-to-15 years prison terms to be served consecutively. The news isn't all bad, Mikey, you are the Politically Incorrect Gazette's Girlieman of the Week Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Roger Goodell In his own words, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has invoked the mythical 'right' that protects a person from being offended. Painting a bull's-eye on "redskins", went gutless and girlie: "We have to listen, if one person is offended we have to listen," Goodell said while discussing the Redskins name on The Fan/WJFK-FM. When asked about resistance to the Redskins name and certain sportswriters boycotting its use, Goodell said, "We are always sensitive to what impacts the league in general." "Again, we have to do everything that's necessary to make sure that we're representing the franchise in a positive way and that rich history and tradition, and if we are offending one person we need to be listening and making sure we are doing the right things in trying to address that," Goodell said. [CnsNews] In June, Goodell was singing a different tune: In June, Goodell responded to congressional lawmakers' criticisms of the Redskins name by writing a letter to Congress. In the letter, Goodell said the Redskins name represents "a unifying force that stands for strength, courage, pride and respect." Girlieman of the Week? You better believe it, Sparky. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Messiah Barry August 20, 2012 Obama was asked at a news conference if he envisioned using the U.S. military to secure Syria's chemical weapons. He called Syria a "very tough issue," and urged Syrian President Bashar Assad to step down. He also talked about providing humanitarian assistance the the Syrian opposition, and said he was mulling aid to the rebels. "I have, at this point, not ordered military engagement in the situation," Obama said at that 2012 news conference. "But the point that you made about chemical and biological weapons is critical. That's an issue that doesn't just concern Syria; it concerns our close allies in the region, including Israel. It concerns us. We cannot have a situation where chemical or biological weapons are falling into the hands of the wrong people. "We have been very clear to the Assad regime, but also to other players on the ground, that a red line for us is we start seeing a whole bunch of chemical weapons moving around or being utilized. That would change my calculus. That would change my equation." In response to a follow-up question, Obama admitted that he couldn't say he was "absolutely confident" that Syria's chemical weapons were secure. "What I'm saying is, we're monitoring that situation very carefully. We have put together a range of contingency plans. We have communicated in no uncertain terms with every player in the region that that's a red line for us and that there would be enormous consequences if we start seeing movement on the chemical weapons front or the use of chemical weapons. That would change my calculations significantly." [cnsnews] PIG Sez: In Aug 2012 the chemical weapon red line was Obama's. September 2013 A year ago, President Barack Obama used the phrase "red line" twice, to make the point that Syria's use of chemical weapons "would change my calculations significantly" on intervening in the civil war. But on Wednesday in Sweden -- echoing comments made by House Speaker Nancy Pelosi on Tuesday -- Obama told reporters, "First of all, I didn't set a red line. The world set a red line. The world set a red line when governments representing 98 percent of the world's population said the use of chemical weapons are abhorrent and passed a treaty forbidding their use even when countries are engaged in war. "Congress set a red line when it ratified that treaty," and when it passed the Syria Accountability Act, Obama added. "And so when I said in a press conference (last year), that my calculus about what's happening in Syria would be altered by the use of chemical weapons, which the overwhelming consensus of humanity says is wrong, um -- that wasn't something I just kind of made up. I didn't pluck it out of thin air. There's a reason for it." [cnsnews] PIG Sez: Now that Syria had crossed the red line and no other nation backed him, Barry purged his ownership of any/all red lines. For being a lying weasel, the buckpasser in chief is the Politically Incorrect Gazette's Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Juan McCain That titanic RINO turd, Juan McCain, emulated his Marxist Messiah, by packing the audience for his town hall meeting with Demoncrats, and RINOs. Any stray rational adults - they were few and far between - were ignored. It was, as expected, a complete sham: "I was at the McCain Town Hall meeting yesterday and every question was geared to be answered with great political comfort. There were questions that everybody knew the answers to, fake smiles and complicated rhetoric that said nothing," said one grassroots republican. "I was standing up in the front row with my hand up right from the git go and his highness kept avoiding me." Fuck this RINO son of a bitch. Juan is a lot of loathsome things. He's also the Politically Incorrect Gazette's Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Don-Dawn In May of 2013, a 49 year old ABC News editor, Don Ennis, commanded our attention with a demented wail. After a 7 year long battle with gender dysphoria, Don surrendered, by becoming a female named Dawn. Don-Dawn blamed mommy, who gave him-her estrogen to prolong his-her child actor career. Shame on you mommy. Fast forward to the present, and this loser is at it again:
Don-Dawn is a whining, finger-pointing mess, but the news isn't all bad. Don-Dawn is also the Politically Incorrect Gazette's Girlieman of the Week.
Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Chris Matthews Tingles stopped humping Barry's leg, momentarily, this week, to sink to new depths of wimpdom. Chris Matthews has secured his reputation as the most contemptible leftist on television by apologizing on behalf of the white race: It's about Saint Skittles, of course. It's about his man crush on Barry, too. Most of all, it's about Tingles. What does whitey have to do with a confrontation between a black teenager and a Hispanic man? What does whitey have to do with a deadly incident which an FBI investigation deemed 'not racially motivated'? Even the prosecutors agreed, leaving the race card unplayed. When Tingles (Chris Matthews) apologized for the white race, did his indicted 'whitey' include the half of Barack Hussein Obama that isn't the USA's first 'BLACK' president? Chris Matthews is an asshole. Chris Matthews is the biggest pussy on television. Chris Matthews is also the Politically Incorrect Gazette's Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman of the Week: James Adkins, Logan County (WV) P.D. Recently we shared this adventure in zero tolerance: Where: Logan Middle School Logan County, West Virginia Perpetrator: Eight-grader Jared Marcum, age 14 Infraction: Wearing a shirt that displayed a hunting rifle that said "NRA PROTECT YOUR RIGHT." Punishment: After being sent to the principals office for refusing to remove or turn the shirt inside out by an over-zealous Zombie-tard teacher, Jared was suspended AND arrested for refusing to remove the shirt and inciting a riot. His charges? Disrupting the educational process (whatever that is) and obstructing an officer. Aftermath: Our hero, young Jared, served a one-day suspension and returned to school not only wearing the SAME SHIRT, but to a supportive student body, some of whom wore a similar shirt. After Jared's triumphant return, everyone on the school staff had refused to comment. How's that's for Zero Tolerance back firing and biting the Zombie teacher that started the whole thing right in the ass! PIG-Style high fives all-around for young Jared and his classmates. Update: If arresting officer, James Adkins, has his way, Jared could be headed to jail:
James Adkins is going out of his way to destroy Jared's life. Unable to simply get over it, he is spewing insane drivel about terrorist threats. He deserves to be kicked off the force, but that's highly unlikely, and beyond my control. He also deserves PIGish attention, something I do control. Congratulations Barney Fife breath, you're the Politically Incorrect Gazette's Girlieman of the Week. Girliemen of the Week Girlemen: Brit Ad Nazis T&A is alive and well in American advertising, a fun fact which, undoubtedly wads Korrectnik knickers. Across the pond, in J.O.E. (Jolly Old England) the NONADs are doing what comes naturally. Take, for example, a boob tube ad for Dreamscape Networks (a web hosting firm). Their ad featuring a wall flower named Pam Anderson made womyn set their hair on fire: The former Baywatch actress stars in the commercial for Dreamscape Networks. She is seen in the one-minute clip conducting a meeting attended exclusively by male colleagues while wearing a low-cut blouse baring her cleavage. Her assistant pours cream into her coffee and a colleague is then depicted fantasising about the women pouring cream over each other and writhing around in gold bikinis in slow motion. (Stuff.co.nz) No harm, no foul? You bet, to a rational adult, 'rational adult' being a descriptor that excludes the Brit busybodies in the Advertising Standards Authority. They weren't amused in the least: The Advertising Standards Authority has pulled the ad from airwaves before 9 p.m. after deeming it "sexist and degrading to women". The watchdog group said the male's fantasy "gave the impression that he viewed his female colleagues as sexual objects", according to the news outlet. "Because of that, we considered the ad was likely to cause serious offence to some viewers on the basis that it was sexist and degrading to women," said the ASA. The denizens of J.O.E. need to man up and take their liberty back. For being utter and complete pussies, the dolts on the Brit Advertising Standards Authority are the Politically Incorrect Gazette's Girliemen of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Billy Joel You might know Billy Joel for his music, but in the PIGdom it's his whining that earned him a richly deserved award. A notorious boozer, Billy played demolition derby, racking up numerous vehicles in a series of accidents over a 2 year period. Eventually - 2005 - he fled into rehab. While he was hiding out in rehab, he pooped out these stinkers:
When he's not making excises for his drunken antics, he whining about the music industry:
'Quit' seems to be his favorite move:
Billy Joel is a sniveling pile of self-induced misery, but the news isn't all bad. His relentless whining and excuse making did make him the Politically Incorrect Gazette's Girlieman of the Week.
Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Messiah Barry I have no clue why Barry needs the money, and that's probably for the best. Whatever he's up to, Barry was at a star-studded 'fundraiser' at the home of a noted Tinsel Town COMMIE, Harvey Weinstein. As usual, Barry was whining about the Elephant Clan. In the process, he has a Memorably Rabid Moonbat Moment: Obama admitted that his theory — that after the 2012 election, the Republican "fever" would break, and they'd decide to co-sign some of his agenda — was wrong. "My thinking was when we beat them in 2012 that might break the fever, and it's not quite broken yet," Obama said, according to the White House pool report. This is because of a certain corpulent radio host. "I genuinely believe there are Republicans out there who would like to work with us but they're fearful of their base and they're concerned about what Rush Limbaugh might say about them. And as a consequence we get the kind of gridlock that makes people cynical about government." (The Atlantic) Rush is the Darth Vader of Elephant Clan politics? Learn something new, everyday. For being a gutless wonder who STILL flees responsibility for his own actions...for blaming others for his own failures...Barack Hussein Obama is the Politically Incorrect Gazette's Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman of the Week: Jason Collins Nearing the end of his hoops career, Jason is an NBA veteran who has played on 6 teams during his 12 seasons in the league. This week, Jason secured his moment in the heroic role model spotlight, when the 34 year old 'came out', by announcing he's a GLAAD BAAG. He's between teams, but is likely to land a slot, because of his sexuality rather than his prowess on the court. My response is a yawn and a no bull crap, so what. If, as 'they' insist, sexuality is 'nature', not nurture, why all the fuss? Becoming a 'role model for announcing that he's gay, something over which he has no control, makes as much sense as becoming a role model for announcing his shoe size. We the PIGs aren't the least bit impressed by, or interested in, Jason's sexuality. We, to put it bluntly, don't give a fuck. For this annoyingly transparent ploy to extend his playing career instead of manning up about 'the party's over', Jason Collins is the Politically Incorrect Gazette's Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Vincent Valvo In the wee hours, our 19-year-old hero exchanged pleasantries with his mommy. The Smoking Gun doesn't report what mommy said, but we know it didn't thrill Vinny spitless, because he called 911 twice, to complain about the way mom was talking to him: Vincent Valvo was collared outside his Vero Beach home after a cop arrived there around 4:30 AM in response to the teenager's second 911 call. Valvo, seen at right, complained about his mother in both calls, according to an Indian River County Sheriff's Office report. We'd tell Vinny to grow a pair, but he'd probably whine about that, too. Instead, we'll make his day by naming him the Politically Incorrect Gazette's Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girliemen: Lego Suits Last year, Lego debuted a new Star Wars toy set. It featured Jabba the Hut, and his palace - a domed building which looks 'oriental'. No harm, no foul? Absolutely, unless you're a Mecca Maniac. That's right, they found something 'anti-Muslim' in it. (I)n January this year the set started to provoke outrage in Austria's Islamic community after a Muslim father found that his sister had given one to his son as a present. The good news is that Lego's first response was the Danish equivalent of 'bite me'. The bad news is that Lego's suits went gutless and girlie and yanked the toy. Undoubtedly visions of rampaging Islamikazes terrified them into compliance. PIsser! Islamikazes are born ANGRY and spend their whole life in perpetual state of RAGE. If it wasn't a Jabba playset it would be something else. Their hissy fit over your toy is FREE ADVERTISING that would have the Jabba toy flying off the shelves. You wimped out and blew a bonanza, you gutless bastards. For caving to these hammer heads, you lost a golden sales opportunity, but the news isn't all bad. Congratulations Lego suits, you're the Politically Incorrect Gazette's Girliemen of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: David Chin Pamela Geller's American Freedom Defense Institute thrilled the snot out of Blight by the Bay butthead, with a new ad campaign. Predictably, some Moonbats have 'issues' with the new ads. A controversy has been re-ignited this week as ten new ads go up on San Francisco Muni buses containing quotes used by terrorists. When terrorists spout their vile bullshit it's okey dokey. But, when Pam Geller quotes them, it's Islamophobic hate speech: When the truth hurts, vilify it. For going gutless and girlie instead of confronting Islam's dark underbelly. For appeasing the Islamikazes,..for abject cowardice, David Chin is the Politically Incorrect Gazette's Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Juan McCain When Senator Rand Paul took center stage during his 13 hour filibuster, it pissed off Senator Juan McCain who was busy kissing Obama's Commie ass with his RINO cohorts. Unwilling to tolerate such blatant attention grabbing by a rookie, Senator Juan devolved to his true nature - world's biggest ASSHOLE - by showering Senator Paul with insults and assorted other McCain pleasantries. It's unintentionally ironic that Juan promotes himself as a 'Reagan Republican', which is a steaming pile of epic proportions. Juan McCain is a lying weasel, a notorious flip-flopper who is devoid of any core principles. If you think that's Reaganesque, you're delusional. If McCain wants to challenge Senator Paul's principles, he should be a MAN about it. Since it's unlikely that he'll sprout some nads and grow a spine before our sun burns out, I'll give him what he really deserves. Congratulations Senator Asshole, you're the Politically Incorrect Gazette's Girlieman of the Week.
Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Rep.Earnest Smith Earnest Smith is a state representative in the Georgia Legislature. He's also a man on a mission. His quest began last year when he heard about a teenage girl who was victimized by online attacks. Our hero put matter in the legicrap hopper with a bill that would make 'lewd photoshopping' a crime punishable by a $1,000 fine. The bill didn't get any traction, so our hero moved on, until recently, when a blogger photoshopped Earnest's head on the naked body of a pornstar. The bill is back on a front burner, and Rep. Smith isn't troubled by that Founding Fathers' relic the First Amendment's freedom of speech protection:
Look on the bright side, dude, somewhere in cyberspace, you're hung like a porn star. Count your blessings. For being an egregiously thin-skinned whiner, Georgia State Representative Earnest Smith is the Politicially Incorrect Gazette's Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Gen. Mark Welsh III It started when Barry's lapdog MSM painted a 'hostile working conditions' bull's-eye on the USAF, shortly after the commie bastard's re-election. Feeling the heat, the flyboy top brass mounted a 'sexist in the ranks' witch-hunt.
How asinine did this smut search get? You be the judge:
The most asinine item that got impounded was, allegedly, a Ken doll in a swimsuit. Even if that's not true, what about classic World War II nose art? Has Air Force brass been neutered to that degree? The juryis still out on the USAF in its entirety, but we know enough about a brass hat gutless wonder - Air Force Chief of Staff Gen. Mark Welsh III - to name this flyboy eunuch the Politically Incorrect Gazette's Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Al (Jazeera) Gore Al Gore probably delighted the Current TV staff, when he rejected Glen Beck's bid to buy the struggling network. The same network minions were shocked, when he sold it to Al Jazeera, instead:
Take the money and run? You better believe it, hypocrite Sparky. For hypocrisy on an epic scale...for selling out your employees then hiding, instead of facing them, The Tennessee Turncoat is the Politically Incorrect Gazette's Girlieman of the Week. Girliescumbag of the Year Girliescumbag: Adam Lanza Girliemen are invariably cowards. Therefore, the Girlieman of the Year must be the biggest gutless wonder of them all. When it comes to that, Adam Lanza is off the scale. Only a craven coward would walk into a Connecticut grade school then gun down 20 children – most of them 6 or 7 years old. I won't belabor this obscenity, because it gives this motherfucker more attention than he deserves. It is with the utmost revulsion that I name Adamn Lanza the Politically Incorrect Gazette's Girliescumbag of the Year. Burn in hell, you bastard. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Senator Joe Manchin (D-WV) For U.S. Senator Joe Manchin, life was much more enjoyable when MTV's 'Jersey Shore' had Garden State denizens hanging their heads in shame. A new MTV blight, "Buck Wild", has Joe hopping mad. Why? Because it's stars live in his state, West Virginia. MTV says: BUCKWILD is an authentic comedic series following an outrageous group of childhood friends from the rural foothills of West Virginia who love to dodge grown-up responsibilities and always live life with the carefree motto, "whatever happens, happens." Fuming and fussing Joe is not amused in the least. Thundering about "ugly, inaccurate stereotypes" Joe fired off a missive to MTV President Stephen Friedman:
Fox served up these tempting tidbits:
Since MTV is not going to let all this free publicity go to waste, and Joe seems to have misplaced his get over it gene, We the PIGs have no choice. Joe, dude, you need to lighten up. If Bobby Bird's antics didn't permanently tarnish West Virginia's reputation, 'Buck Wild' won't either. For failing to man up, shake his head, and laugh it off, West Virginia's Senator Joe Manchin is the Politically Incorrect Gazette's Girlieman of the Week.
Girliemen of the Week Girliemen: Freedom From Religion Foundation Located in the middle of Kansas , Buhler (population about 1,400) seems like an unlikely place for an outburst of religious persecution. Founded more than a century, its founders were Mennonite immigrants seeking a refuge from religious persecution. Unhappily, in 2012, religious persecution has returned with a vengeance, thanks to some motherfucking assholes, a terrorist hit squad that spreads its special brand of religion-hating joy. I refer, of course, to the miserable rat bastards in the Freedom From Religion Foundation, a pack of craven cowards who only pick on Cross Cultists, but never, ever, say one fucking word about the Islamist inroads into government schools, and government at all levels in America. Armed with very deep pockets, the Freedom From Religion Foundation, used its money advantage to bully Buhler officials into compliance, by threatening the city with a lawsuit.
Although I am not a Cross Cultist, the Freedom From Religion Foundation's antics really piss me off. Since they lack the balls to take on Islam...Since these gutless wonders refuse to confront the fact that indoctrinating students with Islam in government schools is a bigger threat to church-state separation than a Nativity scene on the courthouse lawn, the Freedom From Religion Foundation assholes are the Politically Incorrect Gazette's Girliemen of the Week. Girliemen of the Week Girliemen: Fordham U's College Republicans Fordham University's College Republicans thrilled campus Korrectniks spitless, when the invited Ann Coulter to speak on campus. In record time, it hit the fan with a resounding 'splat', when University President Joseph M. McShane roasted the group with this fiery prose: "The College Republicans, a student club at Fordham University, has invited Ann Coulter to speak on campus on November 29," the letter began, adding that despite her views being "unpopular," the university will not block her from speaking. If you're eagerly awaiting a Coulter vs Moonbat showdown at Fordham, get over it. The College Republicans caved into the pressure from McShane and the campus Moonbats. That's right, they uninvited Ann. Gutless twerps. Their cowardly act was rewarded with a hugs and kisses missive from President McShane: Late yesterday, Fordham received word that the College Republicans, a student club at the University, has rescinded its lecture invitation to Ann Coulter. Parting Shot: If the pachyderm punk establishment needs a fresh supply of weasels, they'll find them cowering under a table at Fordham University. Girliemen of the Week Girliemen: The Suits at SignAd Lone Star State Ethnocrats went postal, after a 'black conservative group', RagingElephants.org, deployed a billboard in Houston. Featuring a photo of Martin Luther King, Jr., the billboard proclaims: "Martin Luther King, Jr., was a Republican!" The billboard spread the heartburn inducing word, for a week, then, with three week left in its run, the billboard company yanked it down. Why? The local infestation of the New Black Panther Party ranted about it at a news conference:
The craven cowards at the billboard company, SignAd, beat a hasty retreat and yanked the billboard ad immediately, the same day as the New Black Panther hissy fit. RagingElephant called them "spineless", but we think that's an insult to jellyfish and other invertebrates. For surrendering without a fight, the pissants at SignAd are the Politically Incorrect Gazette's Girliemen of the Week. Girliemen of the Week Girliemen: Clear Channel Suits It started a couple weeks ago, when an unknown group paid Clear Channel to deploy 30 billboard messages in strategic Cleveland locales. Similar billboards were deployed in Cincinnati and Columbus. For some inexplicable reason, the Ethnocrats and assorted other troublemakers had issues with a timely warning about voter fraud. Given the voter fraud tidal wave hitting Ohio in general, and Cleveland in particular, you'd think the properly-hyphenated would be thanking, not spanking, the messenger. Maybe you can tell us why this has them setting their hair on fire
Did it hit the fan? You better believe it Sparky. Somehow stating the obvious 'Voter Fraud is a Felony' is sheets and hoods class RACISM.
As of Friday (10/19/12) Clear Channel refused to take them down, but did offer 10 locations for this claptrap:
By Sunday (10/21/12) the gutless wonders at Clear Channel were groveling at the feet of Ethnocrats, no doubt promising to put up billboards aiding and abetting voter fraud which is, they now realize, enshrined in hyphenated-American culture.
For letting the Ethnocrats intimidate them into submission...for being spineless assholes, the suits at Clear Channel are the Politically Incorrect Gazette's Girliemen of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Martin Lexmond In Wisconsin, two school districts - one public, one Catholic - had the same problem. Individually, Shorewood (public) and Messmer (Catholic) were too small to field a football team. In 2000, the two schools joined forces, by forming a joint football team which included players from both schools. No harm, no foul? Yes, and no. Yes: The football co-op is a winner for both schools. No: A whining piece of shit - a parent - got his, her, hisher or its panties in a wad over the new team logo:
Gutless to the core, a quivering pile of jello, Shorewood School District superintendent, Martin Lexmond, whined piteously, before ordering that the new logo be expunged. Grow a f**king pair, Martin, you puss-filled pimple on humanity's butt. Since that's unlikely, in the extreme, we decided to give you what you so richly deserve. Check it out, asshole, you're the Politically Incorrect Gazette's Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girliemen: Ben & Jerry Ben & Jerry, the Libertard ice cream wrangling capitalists, need to lighten up. Unable to see the humor in the situation, they got pouty and pissy. Apparently, they don't believe that 'imitation is the sincerest form of flattery'. Instead of being 'men' about the situation, Ben & Jerry whined pitifully and got lawyered up:
How, exactly, could a porn DVD named Boston Cream Thigh be confused for, mistaken for, or deceptively be misconstrued as, ice cream? Do these whining Libertards think anyone is dumb enough to order a porn DVD and expect a half gallon of their ice cream? For their caterwauling, for their inability to get over it, Ben & Jerry are the Politically Incorrect Gazette's Girliemen of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girliemen of the Week: Nevada's Republican Party Until the pachyderm punks whined about it in court, a 1978-vintage law gave Nevada voters the 'bite me' option. In this context the 'bite me' option allowed a voter to send BOTH parties a message by voting "none of the above [is acceptable]". In 1998 Whorehouse Harry Reid won re-election by a narrow 428 vote margin, when 8,000 voters opted for 'none of the above'. That's not the only, or even the main, reason that the pachyderm punks hate 'none of the above'. They hate it, because it drives a stake through the heart of the Elephant Clan's venerable political mantra: "We know that we really suck, but THEY SUCK MORE". With 'none of the above ' off the ballot, the Elephant Clan thinks it will reap the benefits of a lesser of two evils voter mindset. When the U.S. District Judge Robert C. Jones nuked 'none of the above', the pachyderm punks did a victory lap. Unfortunately, their victory in court means Nevada voters are condemned to lesser of two evils hell. For taking the cowards way out...for lacking the spine to give voters something better than 'they suck more', the Nevada pachyderm punk party officials are the Politically Incorrect Gazette's Girliemen of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Robert Pattinson Unless you're a TwiTard - over the top fan of the Twilight movies - you probably couldn't pick Robert Pattinson out of a line-up. FYI: he's half of the couple who are the prime movers in what passes for a plot. His romantic partner in the series - Kristen Stewart - was also his live-in girlfriend, out here in the real world. Trouble landed on little Bobby's doorstep, when Kristen got the title role in 'Snow White'. She looked around, spotted director Rupert Sanders, and like what she saw. In short order, Kristen and Rupert were an item, despite the fact that Rupert is married. Eventually, Kristen decided to confess her fling with Rupert. When she did confess, her bout of honesty ended her romance with Robert Pattnison, got her dumped from a film she role she'd already landed, and quite likely nuked her acting career. Wallowing in self-pity, Robert Pattinson launched himself on a 'pity me' tour, an obnoxious bit of public blubbering which is unmanly in the extreme. His girlfriend cheated on him. Tough shit, but it happens all the time. Since he refuses to man up and get over it...since he insists on blubbering like a girl, it's only fitting that Robert Pattinson is the Politically Incorrect Gazette's Girlieman of the Week. Girliemen of the Week Girliemen: Certain Ultra-Orthodox Jews It's amazing how much ultra Orthodox Jews living in the 'promised' land have in common with hard core Islamists. One prime example is the inability of men from both sects to master their sexual impulses. Instinctively, both seek to isolate women. The Saudis are actually building a women only town where women can live and work. The ultra Orthodox Jews separate the sexes on buses, sidewalks and other public places. Isolating women isn't enough, so hardcore Islamists make women put on the infamous baggie. The ultra Orthodox Jews make women wear closed-necked, long-sleeved blouses and long skirts. Both sects deploy 'modesty patrols AKA the religious police' to harass women who violate the dress code. This week, the ultra Orthodox Jews in Israel aced this award by adding a new wrinkle to their battle against human biology:
Winner, winner, chicken dinner! For blaming their lack of sexual impulse control on women...for punishing women for the man's brainfart, for going to such asinine lengths in their war against human biology, the ultra Orthodox Jews who perpetrated this blurred glasses brainfart are the Politically Incorrect Gazette's Girliemen of the Week.
Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Tom Bennington, Indiana GOP Defying conventional wisdom, and shocking the crap out of this pagan scribbler, someone in the Elephant Clan developed a rudimentary sense of humor, when nobody was looking. The odds-defying wit is someone in the Delaware County (Indiana) GOP who, quite rightly, decided that it would be a hoot to deploy 'it' outside the Elephant Clan's tent at the Indiana state fair.
You can stand down from stun gun alert, the humor detected was just an anomaly. The Emperor still has no clothes and the Elephant Clan still has no balls. Nothing to see here. Move along. For craven cowardice under partisan political fire, Tom Bennington is the Politically Incorrect Gazette's Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Rahmbo Emanuel Murder is all the rage in Rahmbo's (Rahn Emanuel) Chicago. So far this year Rahmbo's city racked up 275 murders. It's impressive, but unlikely to break the city record of 970 murders in a single year. And what, you ask, is Rahmbo doing about it? In addition to putting 1,000 desk bound officers on the streets, Rahmbo is pleading with the gang bangers: When questioned about the death of 7-year-old Heaven Sutton, who was caught in the crossfire of rival gang members as she sold candy in front of her home in June, Emanuel commented, "It's not about crime, it's about values." He was pressed to clarify the comment. Maybe they'll listen if he says "pretty please with sugar on it'. Although your groveling pleas to gangbangers fell on deaf ears, Rahmbo, We the PIGs are paying attention. That's why you, Rahm Emanuel are the Politically Incorrect Gazette's Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Chief Justice Judas Roberts It's ironic that Chief Justice John Roberts plunged his traitorous dagger into inalienable individual liberty's back 6 days before we celebrate the 236th birthday of our individual liberty. Make no mistake, John Roberts was judge, jury, and executioner in the untimely demise of this nation conceived in liberty. John Roberts' betrayal, ripped the heart out of the Declaration of Independence, especially this oft repeated passage: We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed... His betrayal did much more: * John Roberts pounded the final nail in the American Republic's coffin. * John Roberts forged, and attached the shackles which turned Sovereign Individuals into powerless slaves of an all-powerful State. * John Roberts personally condemned all of us to unrelenting tyranny by turning the U.S. Constitution into a meaningless scrap of paper. Eventually, long after John Roberts is as dead as our inalienable individual liberty, when the history of this noble experiment in individual liberty is finally written, John Roberts will be remembered as the Judas who betrayed Lady Liberty for the political equivalent of 30 pieces of silver. Why, you ask, did Chief Justice Judas Roberts do it? I think he lacked the balls to rule against Obamacare. He didn't have the balls to withstand the forthcoming MSM assault on the U.S. Supreme Court. Congratulations, Chief Justice Judas, your craven cowardice made you our unanimous choice for the Politically Incorrect Gazette's Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Cringer Since my news source didn't name the fool - name withheld to protect this quivering pile of jello-spined Korrectness - we'll call our winner 'Cringer'. He is, regrettably, the principal of Ronan High School in Montana. Gerald Molen is a film maker, who won an Oscar for co-producing Schindler's List. He's also that endangered species in Tinsel Town, a conservative. His conservatism is substantiated by his current project, a documentary based on "The Roots of Obama's Rage", a book by Dinesh D'Souza. Given Gerald's fame, it makes sense that a school in his home state, Montana, would invite Gerald to talk to a class of high school seniors at Ronan High School. It made too much sense, apparently:
Did Gerald suffer this insult in silence? You should know better:
If you doubt that indoctrination has replaced education in American cess-schools, this story is all the proof you need. This kind of bullshit has no place in American schools and neither does the asshole stinking up the principal's office at Ronan High. For letting his balls shrivel up when a libertard whined about a rational adult giving the commencement address...for being a gutless guttersnipe of the most loathsome kind...for being a hemorrhoid on humanity's asshole, Cringer is the Politically Incorrect Gazette's Girlieman of the Week.
Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Keith Reid Our hero, Keith Reid is a devout Cross Cultist who got his knickers in a knot after he got an eyeful at work. Life was just spiffy, for this Time-Warner Cable minion, until that day (February 2011) when he strolled into the company's Park Slope (Big Apple, I think) office while a construction supervisor was kicking back watching 'porn'. Horrified at the sight of human biology in its rawest form, Keith whined to Human Resources, for all the good it did. In March 2011, it was deja vu all over again, when he spotted another employee doing the same thing. Again, he complained, and not for the last time, because, during his stint at Time-Warner Cable, he lodged at least 10 similar complaints. Did anyone get 'a stern talking to' as a result of Keith's complaints? You bet. Keith was suspended then fired - in retaliation, he insists in his lawsuit against Time-Warner Cable. By making him see all those naughty bits-baring people doing mommy and daddy things, Time-Warner Cable perpetrated 'religious discrimination and harassment' against Keith. Poor baby! I'm shocked, shocked, I tell you, that 'thou dost needest to groweth a pair' isn't found anywhere in the Cross Cult Tome (Hamboism for Christian Bible). The bad news for Keith is the fun fact that Time-Warner Cable doesn't seem to give a damn if their minions watch some porn on the job. The only problem Time-Warner Cable had concerning it was finding a way to make Keith STFU about it. Eventually they found it: You're fired dude. The good news for Keith is the fun fact that his girlish modesty made him the Politically Incorrect Gazette's Girlieman of the Week.
Girliemen of the Week Girliepunks: The Suit At NBC Somewhere in the halls of power at NBC, one, or more, alleged men had their balls shrivel up and fall off. It's the LEAST the scumbags deserve. As usual, nobody wants to OWN this. 'This'? 'This' is an opening Saturday Night Live skit which was critical of The One. At the last minute, it was yanked and replaced with a skit critical of a Fox News Channel program: (Daily Caller) The Daily Caller has obtained a scrapped sketch critical of President Barack Obama that was intended for airing at the opening of last night's "Saturday Night Live" on NBC. In the skit, President Obama addresses Americans soon after the first anniversary of the killing of Osama bin Laden — and he makes sure to remind viewers that all credit for the raid on the terrorist leader's compound belongs to him. "I hope you had a safe and joyous first anniversary of his killing," the president, portrayed by Fred Armisen, begins. "Unfortunately, I wasn't able to be at home this year, as I had to fly to Afghanistan, to remind President Karzai that, exactly one year ago, we killed Osama bin Laden, and that the decision to do so was a gutsy one," the president continues. "And was mine." The president then outlines what gifts are appropriate on the anniversaries of "Killing Osama bin Laden Day," and reminds his audience that "heavy drinking, and Killing Osama bin Laden Day, are never a good combination." The full text of the skit, which was authored by comedian Jim Downey, is viewable below. It is not clear why the skit was scrapped. The real President Obama has faced harsh criticism in recent weeks for allegedly politicizing bin Laden's death by taking too much credit for the operation that killed him. Instead of the skit, NBC opted instead to air a parody of Fox News Channel's "Fox and Friends." That skit, which also featured Armisen, mocked Fox News personalities by portraying them as clueless partisans. "Shame on President Barack Obama, who is running a campaign ad that argues that Mitt Romney would not have made the decision to launch the raid," said Taran Killam, who portrayed Fox personality Steve Doocy. "I can name one person who wouldn't have launched that raid: Barack Obama!" Bobby Moynihan, playing Fox host Brian Kilmeade, interjected. For being gutless wonders who cringe at the thought of their Marxist Messiah's frown...for lacking the balls to paint a bull's-eye on The One with pointed humor, the gutless wonders who yanked the Barry skit are the Politically Incorrect Gazette's Girliepunks of the Week. PUSSIES! Girliemen of the Week Girlieman: Peeping John Paul A Chandler (Arizona) man looked out his window, at 9:30 in the evening, and spotted something disturbing perched atop the fence. Some high tech pervert put a camera on a tripod and aimed it at the master bathroom's uncurtained window. When he retrieved the camera, he got a nasty shock which freaked out his wife. The pervert had filmed the man's wife, clad only in panties and a t-shirt. The couple summoned the police and in record time they traced the camera to their neighbors. The neighbor, John Paul (age 59), admitted ownership of the camera, but he blamed the peeping on a visiting nephew, Aaron, who had been staying with them. Allegedly disgusted with the nephew, John had kicked him out. Game, set, match? Nope. When the police returned to question John Paul and his wife a second time, John's story came apart like a cheap suit:
Bagged, tagged, and dragged to a local Graybar Hotel, Peeping John faces charges of 'surreptitious photographing and false reporting' (Az Central). John you're more than a peeping pervert, you're a gutless wonder who didn't have the stones to accept full responsibility for his actions. You'll be thrilled to learn that makes you the Politically Incorrect Gazette's Girlieman of the Week. Girliemen of the Week Girlieman: Some German Dude Since the London Daily Mail didn't see fit to name him, we'll call our hero Klaus KantKutit. Our 43 year old hero grabbed the brass ring of Internet infamy, while he was knocking back a few in a Munich (Germany, DUH) adult beverage emporium. His adventure started, when he struck up a conversation with a fetching bar patron of the female persuasion. In short order, he was in her apartment and stripped for action. When I say 'action' I mean ACTION, because, as Klaus discovered, the initial bouts (several bouts) of boinking, didn't begin to take the edge off the woman's sexual appetite. She wanted more and she wouldn't take 'no' for an answer. Eventually, Klaus' 43 year old nads screamed for mercy, but the horny woman demanded more, and more, and more, until Klaus Kantkutit hit the panic button. Fleeing to a balcony, Klaus called the cops, begging them to come rescue him from his insatiable 'captor'. The cops arrived, bagged tagged, and dragged the horny woman - she tried to get serviced by the cops, too - to a Kraut graybar hotel. The charges? Possible sexual assault and illegal restraint. Did Klaus get screwed into submission by some nubile young hottie 20 or 25 years his junior? Nope. He locked down this award, by getting screwed into submission by a 47 year old woman...That's right, PIGsters, a woman 4 years his senior, screwed his brains out and wanted much, much more. For not being man enough to tell her 'no' and make it stick...for not being man enough to get dressed and leave...for needing the COPS to 'free' him from a terminally horny woman, Klaus Kantkutit is the Politically Incorrect Gazette's Girlieman of the Week.
Girliemen of the Week Girlieman: Tarmizi Mohammad In Islamikaze ravaged Aceh - an Indonesian province where Sharia is strictly enforced - the ruling Islamikazes terrorize the province's inhabitants with a 1,000 rampaging asshats: Wilayatul Hisbah, or Islamic police. Like their counterparts in other Islamikaze ravaged outposts of holy, hair-incinerating, insanity - Iran, Egypt, Saudi Arabia, etc. - the Islamic police forcibly impose Mecca Mania's twisted 'morality' with demented zeal. Tacitly admitting that Islamikaze alleged men have absolutely no control over their sexual impulses, these roving morality police wage an unrelenting war on Islamikaze mortality's foremost foe: human biology. Simply put, the morality police won't allow men and women to act out their genetically-driven hormonal imperatives. Some of you - you know who you are - accuse this pagan scribbler of unfairly demeaning Islamikaze males, by saying that they blame women for their own lack of self control when it comes to sex. Oh really?
A so-called EDUCATOR believes that no headscarf means "touch my tits"? Does that sound like self control to you, wrong again Sparky? Tarmizi Mohammad is more than a steaming pile of Islamikaze turds. He's a gutless wonder who blames HIS complete lack of self control on women who don't wear headscarves. I have a hot flash for you, asshole, your inability to control your sexual impulse has nothing to do with a woman who bares her hair. It has everything to do with a sex-ravaged asshole who refuses to accept responsibility for his own actions. Congratulations you piece of shit, you're the Politically Incorrect Gazette's Girlieman of the Week. Girliemen of the Week Girliemen: Korrectnic MLB Officials In 1962, 3 years before the Houston Astros were a gleam in some team owner's eye, there was a Major League Baseball franchise named the Houston Colt 45s. Their logo included - DUH - a smoking Colt .45. In that much more rational era, nobody kicked up a fuss about the smoking Colt .45. Unhappily, in this Obamunist Error, some MLB suit had a panty-wadding hissy fit over it:
I'm compelled to ask the obvious question: Don't the suits in the MLB have anything better to do? The equally obvious answer is 'apparently not'. For setting their hair on fire and getting their knickers in a painful knot over a 50 year old team logo...for being a bunch of spineless wimps who cower at the mere thought of the gun control lobby...for lacking the spine to stand up for a classic firearm which played an important role in American history...for being a bunch of pant-pissing assholes, the MLB suits who got pissy about the Houston Colt .45s logo are the Politically Incorrect Gazette's Girliemen of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Geoff Stephens His name is Geoff Stephens. He's a 49 year old immigrant from down under, who has lived in J.O.E., for 27 years. His stay in J.O.E. has been an unrelenting hell, especially his stint in Dymchurch, Kent where he toiled as a community warden battling anti-social behavior. Eventually, the unrelenting verbal abuse from co-workers made him quit (2010) due to depression. During his 6 years as a community warden, Geoff was subjected to such hellish, racist, bullying as: * Co-workers - GASP - greeted him with 'G'Day Sport'. * Co-workers - SHUDDER - asked if his girlfriend was named Sheila. * Co-workers - PRIMAL SCREAM - asked Geoff to 'throw another shrimp on the barbie'. * Co-workers - PLEASE SEND THE TYKES OUT OF THE ROOM - cruelly tortured Geoff with jokes about Kangaroos. Those fiends! Have they no shame? No wonder Geoff ran caterwauling to the proper authorities. Eventually, Geoff had a chance to blubber his way through an account of this egregious racism, in front of an employment tribunal. Game, set, match? Nope. After listening to this fool, the tribunal ruled against him, then threw out his appeal. If you think this is the end of the story, get over it. This week, our Aussie whiner kicked it up another notch, by taking his whining antics across the English Channel to the European Court of Human Rights. Geoff's has to wait, for the the Human Rights Court's verdict, but he won't have to wait for ours. Congratulations, Sport, throw another shrimp on the barbie, because you're the Politically Incorrect Gazette's Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girliepunks: KFI's Suits John Kobylt and Ken Chiampou are the 800 pound boom box gorilla's of afternoon drive, in the Sanctuary City of Angels. Spreading their special brand of table pounding joy from KFI (640 A.M.), they, routinely, paint a bull's-eye on Border Jumping Scumbag Invaders, L.A.Mayor Tony Villar, plus Elected Tormentors at the local, state and national level. They are very popular, but, based on my personal listening experience, they wear out their welcome, when they spend too much time and energy beating a single talk radio tidbit to death. This week they thrilled station management while discussing the 'untimely' demise of Whitney Houston. A New York Daily News story pumped out these pertinent particulars about a legendary John & Ken rant:
Predictably, the weasels running KFI were rendered quasi-catatonic. Shell shocked, they bleated drivel about the John and Ken outburst being "insensitive and inappropriate". So be it, but, unless there's something more, I just don't get it. John and Ken fall under the 'shock radio' banner, so why would KFI's suits go off the deep end about something as lame as this? KFI pays John and Ken big bucks to perpetrate shock radio and the hosts seem to earn their keep by producing stellar ratings. At minimum, it's hypocritical to suspend them for doing what they're paid to do. That's why, due to a headline grabbing outburst of craven cowardice, the suits running KFI are the Politically Incorrect Gazette's Girliepunks of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Eli Escalera When the time came for his caper, a Flori-Dolt, Eli Escalera, went through the motions, but his heart wasn't in it. The first hint that he didn't mean business was his disguise - a pair of shorts atop his head - which didn't even come close to covering his face. The second hint happened when he handed his robbery note to a First State Bank of Stock Island teller. His note wasn't the best we've ever seen: "Give me what are 20's and 50's." The teller seemed to agree, "What do you want?" At that point, Eli called it a day, by responding, "Never mind", then walking out. Predictably, his escape didn't work much better than his heist.
Why wear the shorts on his head? That's no mystery. It's obviously a fashion statement. We the PIGs don't condone bank robbery, but we're not convinced this pathetic performance qualifies as an 'attempted' robbery. You're a miserable, loser, Eli, but the news isn't all bad. For taking gutless ineptitude to a new low, you're the Politically Incorrect Gazette's Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Dr. Randeep Dhillon You can add Sikhs to the long list of hypersensitive asshats with no sense of humor. Thin-skinned to a fault, a whining blob of hypersensitive crap, Dr. Randeep Dhillon, transformed a Jay Leno comedy skit into a libelous frontal assault on the Sikh flavor of supernaturalism. His ensuing turban tantrum vilifies Leno's skit for 'exposing Sikhs and their religion to hatred, ridicule, and obloquy because it falsely portrays the holiest place in the Sikh religion as a vacation resort owned by a non-Sikh'. Wow, that must have been one hell of a skit, to do all that in such a short period of time.
If you're drawing a blank on this Golden Temple of Amristsar, don't feel like the Lone Ranger. I couldn't pick it out of a lineup, either. According to this Brit fishwrap, it's the holiest Sikh shrine. Apparently, flashing an image of it, puts a painful knot in Sikh turbans.
Invoking the depressingly familiar Moonbat Mantra 'he's a racist', America-dwelling Sikhs whine that this isn't the first time Jay Leno used them as a punchline in a joke. In a petition they're passing around, they're demanding that Jay apologize, then promise to expunge any/all references - direct, indirect, or imaginary - to Sikhs, and their Toll Booths/shrines from his blather. What, if anything, can we deduce from this? It's painfully clear from this turban tantrum that Sikhs have no sense of humor. Furthermore, these whiners have no respect, or use, for freedom of speech. PIG has a hot flash for Dr. Dhillon and the rest of the whining asshats. If you can't find your 'get over it, asshole', that's your personal problem. While Dr. Dhillon searches for his, he can seek (rhymes with Sikh, chortle, chortle, smirk), solace in the fact that he's so memorably thin-skinned that he's the Politically Incorrect Gazette's Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girliemen: Crossdressing GLAAD BAAGs If you've been meaning to see the ABC 'comedy', "Work It", that has GLAAD BAAG panties in a wad, you missed your chance. After two episodes, the network flushed it, due, in large part, to dismal ratings. The comedy about two men who crossdress to get a job debuted with a resounding thud, when the first episode drew an anemic 2.0 rating in the adult demographic. The second (last) episode made an even louder thud, when the ratings dropped to 1.6. Those numbers, coupled with all the GLAAD BAAG whining doomed the show. The GLAAD BAAGs whine that: "By encouraging the audience to laugh at the characters' attempts at womanhood, the show gives license to similar treatment of transgender women." (A GLAAD - the Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation - advertisement). Well duh. Have you seen some of the cross dressers? It's a sideshow which invites, at minimum, laughter. I'd have a lot more respect for GLAAD if they were honest about the simple fact that some dudes look asinine in a dress. Seriously, how can you look at some of them without cracking up? Nobody is going to lose any sleep over the untimely demise of 'Work It'. It deserved to get yanked, because it sucked. GLAAD BAAGs, especially crossdressers, view this as a 'victory'. We the PIGs beg to disagree, because all they've accomplished is proving that they can't take a joke...They're incapable of laughing at themselves. For being hypersensitive, humor-challenged, gutless wonders, Crossdressing GLAAD BAAG alleged men are the Politically Incorrect Gazette's Girliemen of the Week. Girliemen of the Week Girliemen: Lake Hughes Brewskie Boys Our heroine is a Kiwi woman named Rachel Beer. She's a woman who, ironically enough, makes her own brewskies. Eager to strut her stuff, Rachel attended what Kiwis call an A&P show (something like a county fair) so she could enter her "Beer's Beer" in the home brewed beer contest. No harm, no foul? Not exactly. Beer was told by the chief steward of the event, held at Lake Hayes in the central South Island near Queenstown, that she could enter her tipple, but it wouldn't be judged. I'm compelled to wonder what the Lake Hughes home brewskie 'boys' are afraid of. Aren't they over that 'girls are icky' crap, yet? The Lake Hughes Brewskie Boys need to grow up, ASAP. Since they don't have the nads to face Rachel Beer like MEN, the Lake Hughes Brewskie Boys are the Politically Incorrect Gazette's Girliemen of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Sgt. Dan Dowd, Charlton P. D. Our heroine is a Bay State denizen named Hailey Benoit. Her 'sin' is borrowing two books from the Charlton Public Library several months ago, and never returning them. Eventually, the book wranglers took advantage of a state law that makes it a crime if you fail to return borrowed books. Eager to recoup nearly $4,000 in unpaid fines, library officials got the Charlton police to help them retrieve their missing tomes. It's accurate to state that the officer's arrival at her home, made a vivid impression on Hailey who emerged from the encounter 'scared and believing she would be arrested' after an officer grilled her about two library books. In fact, by the time it was over Hailey was crying. Nice work, Charlton P.D., you scared the crap out of a 5 year old wenchlet and made her cry. I have no problem with the goal: collecting missing library books. It's your methods that seem ASININE. For his willingness to terrify a tyke, Sgt. Dan Dowd of the Charleton P.D. is the Politically Incorrect Gazette's Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Year Girlieman: Some Mama's Boy Since, quite rightly, the news nitwits withheld his identity, we'll call this nadless wonder, Bambino. Apparently, Bambino can make a good impression, when he's properly motivated. We know this because, this Italian denizen was charming enough to fool a 36-year-old Italian woman into marrying him. If you're waiting for a 'happily ever after', get over it, because it didn't take long for Bambino's bride to see the horrifying magnitude of her mistake. Bambino's wedded bliss hit a speed bump, when the loving couple arrived at Rome's Fiumicino airport, for a flight to Paris, where they planned to spend their honeymoon. Tragically, nobody snapped a picture of that magic moment when Bambino's bride spotted HER, waiting for them at the airport. Her? 'Her' turns out to be Bambino's mother, whom baby boy had invited to accompany he and his bride on their honeymoon trip. Curiously, "by the way, I invited mama to tag along on our honeymoon" is one sweet nothing Bambino never found time to whisper in his bride's ear. After spending the honeymoon from hell with Bambino and his mommy, the bride decided to give her hubby his walking papers, the moment she returned to Bella Italia. Citing an "excessive emotional attachment" between Bambino and his mama, Bambino's bride nailed him with divorce papers. Good thinking, darlin', and not a moment too soon. For taking 'mama's boy' to a whole new level...for lacking any shred of 'manhood'...Bambino is the Politically Incorrect Gazette's Girlieman of the Year. Congratulations, Bambino, you're such a nadless piece of limp linguini that it wasn't even close when we picked our Girlieman of the Year. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Kamal Subhi A Sandbox Egghead has set a new record for rectal-cranial inversion, thanks to his latest female-phobia induced brainfart. It's name is Kamal Subhi, a former professor at King Fahd University, who now toils on Saudi Arabia's highest religious council: the Majlis al–Ifta' al-A'ala. His latest task for the council concerns relaxing the rules which prevent women from driving. This cringing cretin betrayed his nadless condition, when he fired off a report about letting women drive to the Sandbox's legislative assembly.
This piece of crap is, like too damn many Islamikaze alleged men, unable to control his own sexual impulses. Instead of confronting his fear...instead of admitting it's his PERSONAL problem, he blames his lack of sexual self control on women. Professor Subhi is, based on my vaunted 'poles and holes' gender identity system, technically, male, but he is no longer entitled to the designation 'man'. He is, instead, that infamously gutless wonder, a Girlieman. Does that mean what you think it means? It does if you think it makes him the Politically Incorrect Gazette's Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Mitt Romney When it comes to flip-flops, there's a new King of The Hill: Mitt Romney. Mitt dethroned the old Flip-Flop King, John Kerry, without working up a sweat. How? Here are three of his most memorable flip-flops. Flip-Flop 1: Global Warming 'Republicans should never abandon pro-growth conservative principles in an effort to embrace the ideas of Al Gore.' Flip-Flop 2: TARP 'The TARP program... was nevertheless necessary to keep banks from collapsing in a cascade of failures.' 'When government is... bailing out banks... we have every good reason to be alarmed.' Flip-Flop 3: Abortion 'I never really called myself pro-choice.' I won't even try to serve up all the positions he has espoused on RomneyCare, and Barry's DeathCare I will, instead serve up one final Mitt mouthful, a mouthful that puts all this its proper perspective and earned Mitt this highly prized award:
For his nadless nattering...for refusing to 'man up'...for being a gutless wonder who won't take full responsibility for his flip-flops...for just being an 'it's my turn, so I don't need to win your vote' asshat...Mitt Romney is the Politically-Incorrect Gazette's Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Harold Camping It's October 22, 2011 and We the PIGs are still here. I did a cursory check, and the entire Universe has reported for duty. That, as most of you should know, wasn't supposed to happen, according to Harold 'Never Carries The '1' Camping's latest Doomsday prediction. Has our math-challenged hero emerged from his Northern Mexifornia refuge to admit, belatedly, that he hasn't got a clue, when it comes to Old Ka-Boom's doomsday schedule? Nope. Has he thanked rational adults for giving him a fourth 'doomsday prediction' strike? Nope. Strike 1: Harold sez the world will end on May 21, 1988. Strike 2: Harold sez the world will end on September 6, 1994. Strike 3: Harold sez 'that on May 21, 2011 Jesus Christ would return to Earth, the righteous would fly up to heaven, and that there would follow five months of fire, brimstone and plagues on Earth, with millions of people dying each day, culminating on October 21, 2011 with the end of the world. Strike 4: Harold pulls this one out of his ass: May 21, 2011 was, he insists an invisible 'spiritual' judgement day when Old Ka-Boom took care of who's in and who's out business, once and for all. The Rapture - not to mention the destruction of the Universe would occur on October 21, 2011. It's now October 22, 2011 and the world is still here. Everyone is present and accounted for, with one notable exception. Harold Camping is hunkered down, because he lacks the nads to admit he got it all wrong, AGAIN. We the PIGs have good news and bad news for Harold. The bad news is that Harold sucks as a prophet of doom. The good news is that his gutless wonder antics...his steadfast refusal to confront, and publically confess, his prophetic brainfart has earned Harold Camping the Politically Incorrect Gazette's Girlieman of the Week Award. It's glass half full time in the PIGdom, oops I did it again, Sparky. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Lyralisa Stevens Under the best possible circumstances, I will play along when some pole packer (a male) insists that nature done him wrong by putting the woman heshe should be inside a male body. The genderbender in question, Lyralisa Stevens, doesn't make the 'best possible circumstances, and it's not negotiable. You see, PIGsters, I don't give a rat's ass what he, she, heshe,or it wants, because heshe is serving a 50 years-to-life sentence in a men's prison for killing a Mexifornia woman with a shotgun. Heshe has it better than a murdering bitchbastard deserves, since heshe is housed in a single prisoner cell in the California Medical Facility in Vacaville. It's still dangerous for himher, but heshe invited that by murdering that woman with a shotgun. Lyralisa doesn't like hisher life in a men's prison, so heshe went to court, trying to parlay a bullshit malady 'gender identity disorder' into a transfer to a women's prison. The first step involved taking hisher whining to a Mexifornia court where heshe demanded the full monty - AKA - a taxpayer funded, nads nipping, sex change. So far the Mexifornia court system is saying 'not no, but hell no', including the most recent ruling from 1st District Court of Appeals. Heshe can still press hisher luck at the Mexifornia Supreme Court. Why is heshe so adamant, given that 50 years-to-life prison sentence? Why indeed. Borrowing a page from this pagan scribbler, Mexifornia prison officials kick all this gender identity lunacy to the curb and get down to the BARE ESSENTIALS. If heshe has a pole, enjoy your stay in that men's prison, darlin'. If heshe has a hole, it's off to women's prison darlin'. I'll bet some of you - you know who you are - are sorry you dissed my poles and holes theory of gender determination. Some day, you'll learn to listen. You did the crime, asshole, so shut your piehole, and do your time, without all this gender bending bitching. The only thing your whining got for you is a Free State of PIG bitch-slap called the Politically Incorrect Gazette's Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Bruce Gleason The Backyard Skeptics is an atheist group which lurks behind the legendary Orange Curtain in Southern Mexifornia. One, or more, of these atheists spent some quality time perusing the Tome (Hamboese for the Bible) and they were NOT thrilled spitless with its contents. What to do? A rational adult would set the Tome aside, and move on to other reading material. Apparently, 'rational adult' is not applicable to the Backyard Skeptics, because, unable to get over it, the Backyard Skeptics decided to perpetrate an attention-commanding stunt:
If the object of the exercise involves attracting Cross Cult attention, the Backyard Skeptics can hang out the 'Mission Accomplished' banner. A televangelist named Ray Comfort responded, but he nailed it, when he offered to supply the Backyard Skeptics with a Koran, so the group can spread their special brand of joy around. Proving how detached he is from objective reality, Backyard Skeptics leader, Bruce Gleason, has convinced himself that there's nothing 'disrespectful' about tearing pages out of the Tome. Much farther gone than I thought possible, he believes that his antics will "make this a better world for secular and humanistic values". If that's his goal, he should take that Koran Ray Comfort wants to give him and start ripping pages out of it. I'd tell you to be a man, Bruce, but I know you haven't got it in you. I'd tell you to grow a pair and target the real enemy of the values you claim to espouse, but you haven't got the nads to take on Islamikazes. Since you refuse to take a walk on the wild side by painting a bull's-eye on Mecca Maniac Tome, your chest beating about fighting scripturally sanctioned 'immorality' rings hallow. You're a gutless wonder Bruce, but the news isn't all bad, you're also the Politically Incorrect Gazette's Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Roderick Coffee I'll start this out with the essential question: is the word "Bro" a racial term? I never thought so, but a certain Buckeye State Ethnocrat seems to think so. The race card brandishing festivities started, last Friday, when Kirtland H.S. (Ohio) obliterated Painsville Harvey H.S. (Ohio) on the gridiron. After the game, some parents and students from the winning side, decided to 'rub it in', so they put up an allegedly RACIST sign. It was such a blatantly 'racist' sign that it elicited this response from a local Ethnocrat:
Following Roderick's lead, another race card retard jumped to that conclusion, too:
And what, you ask, did was this dastardly bit of inflammatory prose which was drenched in racial and ethnic intimidation? The sign read "You Mad Bro". I'm shocked, shocked, I tell you over this uh, hate speech? Wait a minute, since when did 'bro' become a racial slur? For that answer, the news sleuths at WJS-TV took a trip on the information superhighway:
That's not MY idea of a smoking 'you racist bastards' gun. Gloating? Yup. Rubbing it in? Yup. Bad sportsmanship? Perhaps. Racist? Not 'no', but 'hell no'. When you cut through all the self-serving crap, that pimple on humanity's butt, Roderick Coffee, used his race card to stick his Ethnocrat nose where it doesn't belong. Without his race card, Roderick Coffee would be forced to prove that he deserves a place at the table, an endeavor that requires some things he doesn't have: a spine, and balls. For turning a bout of bad sportsmanship into a racial incident...for turning an in your face putdown into hate speech, for gutlessly sneaking up on 'whitey' then pummeling him, her, himher, or it from behind with the race card, Roderick Coffee is the Politically Incorrect Gazette's Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Ashley Yang For two years, a gender bender named Ashley Yang gave airline passengers flying in and out of LAX an extra thrill when he, she, heshe, or it toiled as a checkpoint screener for the TSA. You'll be shocked to learn that those notoriously courteous TSA fuzzballs weren't thrilled spitless with Ashley's gender bending antics. The TSA didn't give a crap about Ashley's 'I'm a girl, because I dress like one' antics. For the two years he, she, heshe, or it worked the security gate at LAX, the TSA insisted on MALE attire, and made him, her, himher or it pat down male passengers. Last, but far from least, they insisted that Ashley use the men's restroom. It's that last item, the made this gender bending drama reach critical mass. Last Summer, some co-workers ratted Ashley out for using the women's rest room. In a heartbeat, the TSA put Ashley and her gender bending out of their misery via termination. We the PIGs are shocked that Ashley wasn't consoled by the fact that the missive was a PINK slip. Unwilling to part ways with the TSA under those circumstances, this gender bender ran caterwauling to a San Francisco GLAAD BAAG shyster cabal, the Transgender Law Center. The ensuing civil rights complaint ended with a settlement which includes the following 'your tax dollars at work' items: * Ashley gets 5 months of back pay. * He, she, heshe, or it also gets a five-figure award $$$ for pain and suffering. * TSA managers assigned to LAX get to attend mandatory sensitivity training. Happily ever after? Probably not, but I can live with that. Why does everyone make this 'which bathroom does the gender bender use' so complicated? I don't give a crap about his, her, hisher, or its self-image. I don't give a crap how he, she, heshe, or it dresses. None of that matters, when it comes to bathroom bingo. It's not that complicated, once you rename the restrooms to reflect anatomical reality. Instead of 'Men' and 'Women', label the restrooms 'Poles' and 'Holes'. That way, if this gender bender still has his, her, hisher or its pole, that means he, she, heshe or it uses the 'Poles' room. If the gender bender nipped off that wang and now has a hole, then that makes the 'Holes' room cool the proper choice. The same 'poles and holes' solution works for the dress code and the passengers you get to grope. If you've got a pole, you dress accordingly and get to grope other pole packers. If you've got a hole, you dress accordingly and get to grope other hole packers. Game, set, match? You better believe it, gender bender Sparky. Rejecting objective - you're a MAN, baby - reality, Ashely took the TSA to court and won. Admittedly, I have mixed feelings about the fact that heshe kicked TSA butt. I might be indecisive about that, but I'm crystal clear on another matter. For hisher gender bending whining, Ashley "pole packer" Yang is the Politically Incorrect Gazette's Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girliemen: Justice Minister Jonathan Djanogly So far, the Islamikazes' bloodless, uncontested, conquest of J.O.E. (Jolly Old England) is going swimmingly. The latest Islamikaze power grab involves an 'in your face' campaign to declare certain Islamikaze infested regions of J.O.E. Sharia-controlled zones where Islamic rules are 'enforced'. And what, you ask, is J.O.E. doing about it? Nothing. There was, I admit, a tepid effort by the Ministry of Justice to investigate this Sharia-controlled zone phenomenon, where 'secretive Sharia councils' replace whatever liberty remains in J.O.E. with 7th century rules of engagement. In a rational world, the Brit government would make sure that the Sharia courts and its antics don't violate Brit law. In practice, the Ministry of Justice lacked the nads to press the issue. Instead of DEMANDING, that the Sharia councils cooperate, or else, Brit officials, groveled, and pleaded for 'cooperation', but their pleas fell on deaf 'bite me, infidel scum' ears:
J.O.E.'s free ranging rational adults are understandably worried about the Sharia controlled zones, doubly so, since, so far, the government isn't doing a damn thing to put a stop to this blatant seizure of entire regions of the country. With the full coercive Nanny State power at his disposal, Justice Minister Djanogly refused to use it, when some 7th century asshats seize parts of his country, then refuse to cooperate. That's cowardice on an epic scale, a fetid fact that propelled him into the PIG spotlight. I have good news and bad news for Brit Justice Minister Jonathan Djanogly. The bad news is that your balls are missing in action. The good news is that your gutless kowtowing to Islamikaze invaders has earned you a new title for your collection: the Politically Incorrect Gazette's Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Dr. Salih bin Fawzan When it comes to sex, Islamikaze alleged men - especially their clerics, wrap themselves in moral superiority, by claiming that all their vile, disgusting, antics - female genital mutilation, honor killings, the rapes of Infidel women - are, in fact, their twisted way of venerating females. What a pile of shit! If, like me, you thought that these perverts couldn't sink any lower, get over it. I'm compelled to introduce you to the most loathsome creature who ever converted oxygen into carbon dioxide. It's name is Dr. Salih bin Fawzan. This alleged man, is billed by Jihad Watch as 'a prominent cleric and member of Saudi Arabia's highest religious council'. I don't give a shit what the Saudis call him, because he is that dreg of humanity, a pedophile. In fact, he's a pedophile on steroids who has just pooped out a disgusting, sickening, fatwa which asserts 'that there is no minimum age for marriage, and that girls can be married "even if they are in the cradle."...'(Jihad Watch).
This twisted piece of crap might look like male, but he's NOT A MAN. Since he's a craven coward who thinks preying on wenchlets - even newborn ones - is just spiffy, calling him a girlieman is probably a compliment. There is no word strong enough to properly express my revulsion for this pervert who thinks child rape is a perk passed down by his deity. For pretending to be a man...for being a pedophile who can only get it up for a newborn wenchlet...for painting a bull's-eye on pre-pubescent wenchlets...for spewing disgusting drivel that sexual predators are, in essence, 'doing god's work', Dr. Salih bin Fawzan is beneath contempt. He's also the most disgusting pile of shit in human form whom I've ever named as The Politically Incorrect Gazette's Girlieman of the Week. Girliemen of the Week Girliemen: GOP Leadership The debt ceiling circus is still playing itself out, but I've been here before and it appears to be business as usual on Capitol Hill. Once again, the 'resolute', Elephant Clan is being punked by the Demoncrats, who are aided and abetted by an MSM that's ready, willing, and eager to demonize, slander, and vilify the pachyderm punks. Like I said, been here, seen it, didn't like it any of the other times, either. This is one Summer rerun I can do without. When the dust is settled, and that rat bastard, Barry, is doing victory laps, the deal will be the same one that the Elephant Clan always gets suckered into passing. Uncle Sam will get more money to squander on base-solidifying, re-election assuring, bull crap. In exchange for exacerbating Uncle Sam's spending problem, the Elephant Clan will get empty promises of spending cuts (accounting tricks, plus microscopic reductions in the rate at which spending is increasing). The only way the microscopic, smoke and mirrors, 'cuts' add up to real money involves calculating the money saved, over a 50 century time span. I'm disgusted with House Speaker John "Crybaby" Boehner and Senate Minority Leader Mitch "Old Jello Spine" McConnell. I'm fed up with their limp so-called, 'leadership'. I'd hoped that the mid-term election would make one, or both, of them grow a pair, but that's too much to ask. Old Jello Spine's 'solution' to the debt ceiling debacle is a headline-spawning brainfart which resets the bar for capitulation. Old Jello Spine's fetid notion would GIVE the two fisted spend-a-holic who is stinking up the Red Shed the power to raise the debt limit, whenever the mood strikes that Marxist bastard. Crybaby doesn't seem to have a plan, unless you count the hours he spends with his white flag, polishing up his French General impression. For setting the stage for ANOTHER punking at the hands of the Demoncrats...for failing to demonstrate any hint of leadership on the Debt Ceiling debacle...for allowing the Demoncrats to redefine an out of control spending problem into a 'we're not stealing enough of the achiever's money' 'problem'...for majorly disgusting me with their gutless guttersnipe antics, John "Crybaby" Boehner and Mitch "Old Jello Spine" McConnell are the Politically Incorrect Gazette's Girliemen of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Howie Kohlenberg Howie Kohlenberg is a 47-year-old Big Apple denizen is not a happy camper. Why? His 'sexy 37-year-old wife', Christine, dumped him like a bad habit, leaving Howie a divorced, single parent of his 4 ½ year-old son. Still unable to 'get over it', Howie knows where to place the blame and it's not on his star-struck bride. Instead, he affixes all of the blame on Jerry Seinfeld. Yes, I mean THAT Jerry Seinfeld. Is Jerry boning the 'sexy' Christine? Not really, but Howie still blames Jerry. Why? Because Jerry is the executive producer of the NBC reality show: "The Marriage Ref". So what? So Howie and Christine appeared on the premiere episode in March, 2010. It did not foster a happily ever after for Howie and Christine. If you're unaware of this boob tube blight, join the club. The modus operandi of the show is that boob tube mainstay, bickering couples. Although Howie and Christine tended to argue about their now defunct Midtown spa, the show's producers had other ideas. Instead of the failing business, they wanted on-air wrangling about dumb stuff, like the fact that Howie removed his ring to play hoops. The real problems, according to Howie, arose, when Christine got the reality show bug, which made her dream of a staring role in a Real Housewives-ish reality show.
Howie's bummed because his wife dumped him, then ran off to become a reality show star. I'd like to 'feel his pain', but I can't. If he blamed his business failure, I'd cut him some slack. If he simply blamed Christine for getting that wild, reality star, hair up her butt, I'd cut him some slack. BUT, when he whines the Jerry Seinfeld ruined his marriage, he's on the fast track to a PIGish bitch-slap. Congratulations, Howie, you just landed in the loser's circle, as the Politically Incorrect Gazette's Girlieman of the Week. Girliemen of the Week Girliemen: Ken Bronstein, David Silverman Wanting to honor the seven Big Apple firefighters who were killed on September 11, 2001, the relevant officials decided to erect a new street sign - Seven in Heaven Way - outside the Brooklyn firehouse where these no shit heroes once served. As expected, from the public meetings where it was discussed, to the dedication ceremony last weekend, everyone involved seemed to be behind this simple, but richly deserved tribute to seven brave individuals. Who could possibly object? Who indeed. After missing their opportunity to sound off on this idea, during the planning phase, some caterwauling cretins - a group of Big Apple atheists - crawled out from under their rock to complain.
Separation of church and state? Over a street sign in Brooklyn? Seriously? Are these clowns on crack? I don't understand, and won't try to explain, why so many atheists are carrying on like utter and complete retards. Maybe it as simple as wanting some attention: why don't you look at MEEEEE? If the Big Apple atheists, and the American Atheists, want to take on a real encroachment of religion into the state's business, they should aim their outrage at the CAIR punks and other Mecca Maniacs who are working feverishly to make Sharia the law of the land. What about it Bronstein, Silverman? Has either one of you got the balls to take on the Islamikazes? Speak up, I can't hear you. These gutless wonders, didn't have the balls to spout this drivel at the public hearings, where they would get an earful from other Big Apple denizens. These caterwauling cretins don't have the balls to take on the REAL promoters of a state-enforced religion, the Mecca Maniacs. These sniveling scumbags are beneath contempt. They're also the Politically Incorrect Gazette's Girliemen of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Congressman Michael Honda, (D-CA) In his tear stained caterwauling prose on CNN web site, Demoncrat Congressman Michael Honda perpetrates a gutless guttersnipe trifecta with an outpouring of self pity, race card flailing and appeasement. Immersed in a pool of self-pity, Mikey starts off with his declaration of victimhood, based on his childhood sojourn in a 'Japanese-American internment camp', Camp Amache in Colorado: Make no mistake. Growing up in internment Camp Amache in Colorado was no joy ride -- just look at the pictures. We were treated like cattle in those camps. Never mind that we were born in America. Never mind that we were patriotic Americans and law-abiding citizens. Never mind that we were constructively contributing to the American economy. Despite all this, hundreds of thousands of Americans suddenly became the enemy at the height of the war, with no cause, no crime, and no constitutional protection. We look back, as a nation, and we know this was wrong. We look back and know that this was a result of "race prejudice, war hysteria and a failure of political leadership." We look back and know that an entire ethnicity was said to be, and ultimately considered, the enemy. We know that internment happened because few in Washington were brave enough to say "no." Full of himself and it, Mikey smacks Congressman Peter King with the race card, because there's no other possible reason for distrusting our home grown Mecca Maniacs. There is no question that a congressional hearing, which targets an entire religion, is morally and strategically wrong-headed. First, it is un-American. This is not the America that I know and have helped build as a lifelong public servant. The America that I know has always provided refuge for those fleeing persecution, from early settlers to recent refugees. The America that I know does not hate and discriminate based on race, religion or creed. Determined to join Messiah Barry on the appeasement express, Mikey blames the VRWC for provoking the notoriously passive, relentlessly tolerant, profoundly pacifist, Mecca Maniacs into turning against their oppressors: We the People. This time, instead of creating an ethnic enemy, Rep. King is creating a religious enemy. Because of prejudice, war hysteria and a failure of Republican leadership, King is targeting the entire Muslim-American community. Similar to my experience, they are become increasingly marginalized and isolated by our policies. That's right, Mikey, We the People shoved a gun in Major Nidal Malik Hasan's hand and 'marginalized' him into murdering a dozen unarmed individuals and wounding 31 more at Fort Hood. We the People 'marginalized' Adam Gadahn into joining Osama bin Laden and declaring war on the United States of America. We the People 'marginalized' Anwar al-Awlaki into turning against the land of his birth and 'isolated' him into becoming the primary instigator behind our home grown Jihadikazes. Mikey AKA Shit For Brains, needs to pull his head out of his ass. Michael Honda is a chronically offended, caterwauling, race card brandishing, Quisling who is beneath contempt. He's also the richly deserving recipient of the Politically Incorrect Gazette's Girlieman of the Week award. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Aaron Vera Morales This saga started when Aaron Vera Morales defrauded a Mexican health care agency on a sound system contract. It was very enriching for Aaron, but less that thrilling for Mexican officials who wanted to bag, tag and drag Aaron to a graybar in the worst way. Predictably, Aaron's 'things to do' list didn't include 'Graybar Hotel Guest'. In fact, you might say it's at the top of his 'hell no, I won't go' list. Given that state of mind, Aaron's evasive maneuver almost makes sense. Almost. Boldly going where few MEN want to go, Aaron "had plastic surgery in an effort to evade justice, to change his identity from a man to a woman." A sex change? Seriously? I predict that this puts Aaron/Chiquita in the running for one of our end of the year awards. For obvious reasons, this gender bending is going to make him, her, himher, or it very popular in prison. For equally obvious reasons, this pagan scribbler has named Aaron Vera Morales the Politically Incorrect Gazette's Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Harold Camping If Twatney's "Oops, I did it again" isn't Harold "Doomsday" Camping's theme song, it should be, because...oops, he did it again. Like his first shot at doomsday predicting - in 1994 - Harold exuded confidence, especially in the final run-up to May 21st. Whenever he was pressed by a News Nitwit, Harold refused to give himself an 'out'. On May 21, 2011, at 6 p.m., local, each time zone on Earth would be devastated by an earthquake of unprecedented power, instantly snuffing out millions of lives. Obviously, Harold and Old Ka-Boom are on different timetables, because May 21, 2011 came and went , without a hint of the death and destruction which Harold predicted with such detail-intensive, determination Epic fail? You bet, because they don't get any bigger. BUT, has Harold admitted his mistake, and agreed that these unambiguous Tome verses include Harold himself? Matt 24:36-37: "But of that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, but My Father only. " Matt 25:13: "Watch therefore, for you know neither the day nor the hour in which the Son of Man is coming." Mark 13:32 "But of that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father." Is Harold arrogant enough to presume that he knows what nobody but Old Ka-Boom knows? You better believe it Sparky. Unable to admit that he had his head up his ass, AGAIN, Harold doubled down, instead. Lacking the balls to suck it up and admit FAILURE, Harold threw his pre-May 21, 2011 detailed, 'this is exactly how it will go down', prediction under the church bus, with this pride-induced piffle:
"INVISIBLE JUDGEMENT DAY"? I guess I missed that part of the Tome. The only one who has seen that one is Harold "My Pride, My Ego, Make Me Too Big To Fail" Camping. Born without balls or a spine, Harold is, apparently, exempted from Alexander Pope's famous quote: "To err is human, to forgive divine." Harold, dude, you SUCK as a MAN. You SUCK as a man willing to admit when he's wrong. You SUCK when it comes to doomsday predictions. I know that sounds bad, but there's this silver lining to your dark cloud: your suckage means you're eminently qualified to be the Politically Incorrect Gazette's Girlieman of the Week. Parting shot: If 'judgement day' was invisible, to everyone but Harold with his 'god-like' powers, does that mean the destruction of the Universe, on October 21, will be invisible, to everyone but Harold, too? It's Enquiring minds time in the FSOP. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Newt Gingrich Newt Gingrich, once a hero of the conservative movement, has, to say the least, been singularly unimpressive as an Oval Office candidate. First, he dazzled us with John Kerry-class flip-flopping: "I was for the individual mandate before I was against it." "I was for the Ryan plan before I was against it, but now I'm kind of for it again." "I was for Medicare reform before I was against it." Seriously, I can't remember a candidate who came out of the gate and did his level best to bury his POTUS campaign in his first week on the campaign trail. I heard Newt on Mark Levin's show and I was not impressed. He kept harping on his prepared talking points, but Levin wouldn't let him off the hook. His primary talking point annoyed the crap out of me...While discussing the Ryan plan, in general, and it's Medicare 'rescue', in particular, he dismissed a discussion of it on the campaign trail, where We the People could make up our own minds then signal our decision with our vote. Instead, he showed his true Political Hack, Washington insider, colors by yammering, endlessly, about holding congressional hearings. Congressional hearings? Yeah, that's just what I need, a bunch of hot air from pontificating political hacks, and buzzword-laced bullcrap from the usual lobbyists, policy wonks, and so-called 'experts'. When, exactly, did Newt turn into such an utter and complete weasel? As far as I can tell, his story seems to change every day, which is what you'd expect from a legend in his own mind who misplaced his backbone, plus any core convictions he might have once possessed. As bad as his flip-flopping is, there's something much worse: finger-pointing. As usual, Newt managed to demonstrate a complete lack of courage, in this matter, too, because he let a spokeshole spew this demented drivel: "The literati sent out their minions to do their bidding. Washington cannot tolerate threats from outsiders who might disrupt their comfortable world. The firefight started when the cowardly sensed weakness. They fired timidly at first, then the sheep not wanting to be dropped from the establishment's cocktail party invite list unloaded their entire clip, firing without taking aim their distortions and falsehoods. Now they are left exposed by their bylines and handles. But surely they had killed him off. This is the way it always worked. A lesser person could not have survived the first few minutes of the onslaught. But out of the billowing smoke and dust of tweets and trivia emerged Gingrich, once again ready to lead those who won't be intimated by the political elite and are ready to take on the challenges America faces. " Newt is an 'outsider' now? Newt is some starry-eyed rookie who is dipping his toe in the political waters for the FIRST TIME? He's a tragic victim of Beltway Insiders? Seriously? What a load of crap. Newt, dude, you ARE a Beltway Insider. Congratulations Newt, your lack of core convictions, your flip-flopping, and your "they're picking on me because I'm an outsider" crap has put you in the big leagues as the Politically Incorrect Gazette's Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Mark Gold Mark Gold is a Flori-DUH shyster whose stock in trade is helping DUI asshats avoid reaping what they sow. He's a dick, but he's an experienced dick who has avoided getting what he so richly deserves for 56 years. His journey to Girlieman 'glory' made a memorable pitstop at a Miami area booty parlor named the Gold Rush club, where he managed to piss away $18,930 on adult beverage, lap dances, and assorted other Gold Rush services. When he sobered up, Mark, quite understandably, had a WTF moment. Afterwards, when the shock wore off, he looked for someone to blame. If you're thinking he laid it at the feet of the fool in the mirror, get over it. In true Girlieman style, Mark Gold blamed the Gold Rush club for his antics. True to form this weasel is suing the strip club:
For being a gutless wonder who can't/won't accept responsibility for his actions...for being a whining piece of crap, Mark Gold is the Politically Incorrect Gazette's Girlieman of the Week. Girlieassholes of the Week Girlieassholes: Dearbornistan (In)Justice Officials Toll Taker Terry Jones is a lot of things, but gutless isn't on the list. For good or ill, this Koran torching Toll Taker had the guts to travel to an Islamikaze stronghold. On Good Friday, he planned to stand across from the Islamic Center in Dearbornistan and dispense his special brand of 'Islam really sucks' joy. Crazy? Perhaps. Suicidal? Perhaps. Cowardly? Nope. Toll Taker Terry's first header into Dearbornistan's gutless wonders happened at city hall, when the relevant paper pushers refused to give him a protest permit. From there, he was hustled into a courtroom, where a kangaroo courtroom farce repealed his freedom of speech, because his pleasantries might set off one of those ubiquitous Tolerance Tantrums, for which the Islamikazes are so infamous. Hot Air served up these pertinent particulars: He wanted to protest outside the Islamic center in Dearborn but the city refused him a permit, fearful that some local Muslim might go nuts as a result. So they put him on trial, with the jury asked to determine what they thought his intent would be in holding the protest. If they thought his aim was peaceful, he'd be found not guilty; if they thought he meant to incite violence, then guilty as charged. Verdict: Guilty. Which means not only was this guy convicted of a speech crime he hadn't yet committed (a.k.a. prior restraint), but it was only a crime in the first place because of the expected reaction from his opponents. In other words, it's a de facto codification of the heckler's veto. It's the heckler's veto, in other words. If you say something that's so offensive to someone that, gosh darn it, they just can't help but be violent in response, you can go to prison for it. Again, though: Typically you have to say something before you can be charged. Jones didn't get a chance here, thanks to the state's utter panic in shutting him down before one of the locals could run amok in outrage at whatever he had planned. For letting the Islamikaze mob's threat of violence overrule and individuals inalienable individual liberty...for letting rampaging rage-a-holic, 7th century assholes silence speech they don't want to hear...for being the most gutless rat bastards who have ever stained the pages of PIG...the prosecutors, judge, police, and everyone else who perpetrated this cowardly courtroom farce, are the Politically Incorrect Gazette's Girlieassholes of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Keith MacDonald Keith MacDonald is a slacker who has never held down a permanent job. Instead, this 25 year old Brit lives on the £44 a week he gets from the Brit Nanny State. Without a job to cramp his style, Keith trolls bus stops for willing women who find this loser appealing. It is, by all reports, a very successful ploy. How successful? He has fathered - at minimum - 8 children with 8 different women, and has a 9th in the 'oven'. What kind of father is he? He's a father who denies - despite evidence to the contrary - that he fathered 7 of the nippers. He can deny all he wants, but it won't get him off the hook for the £5 a week, he's required to pay to help support each of his kids. He reached a new low, recently, when he faked his own death, because his meager daddy duties cramped his style: With a ninth child on the way, the binman's son was desperate to avoid paying out any more than the £5 a week he currently gives towards each of his other children. He sent a text message to his pregnant former girlfriend Clare Bryant, 22, telling her: 'Keith is dead.' Miss Bryant, who already has a one-year-old daughter by MacDonald, rang his mobile phone, but there was no answer. She then called the local hospitals and the police, but to no avail. Two weeks passed before Miss Bryant found out that 25-year-old MacDonald was, in fact, alive and well. He sent her a message to apologise and told her that he wanted to 'get away from his life'. Last night an unrepentant MacDonald admitted that he had pretended to be dead, saying: 'I get so much hassle from everybody.' (Daily Mail) As gutless as that was, Keith achieved a new low, when he tried to blame his 'death' on Clare Bryant. I wonder if he blames her for all 9 (it's quite possible the real number is 15 tykes by 14 mothers) of his children. By the time his children reach 18, Keith's out of control spawning will cost Brit taxpayers £1.5million, minimum. It could go much higher, since Keith steadfastly refuses to stop and won't even discuss getting a vasectomy. Keith MacDonald is beneath contempt. He's technically male, but he is NOT, by any standard, a man. That's why, for his out of control breeding...for his refusal to take responsibility for his actions...for being a worthless, piece of crap pretending to be a 'man', Keith MacDonald is the Politically Incorrect Gazette's Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Dan Freund Toll Taker Terry Jones isn't the only one getting smacked with a rolled up 'Welcome' Mat, because of Islamikazes. The North Central Ohio Tea Party Association had a similar experience, when they ran afoul of CAIR and the NAACP. When the dust settled, the Tea Party group was banned from going to their usual meeting place in a Mansfield high school. Why? Because the Mansfield Educrats, especially a weasel named Dan Freund,turned into jello, after the usual suspects kicked up a fuss. What did they do to be kicked out of the Cess-School by Mansfield City Schools Superintendent Dan Freund? That gutless wonder cited his concern for public safety, but the real reason is the speaker lined up for that meeting: Usama Dakdot. Never heard of him? Don't feel like the Lone Ranger. Mansfield North Central Ohio Tea Party Association, which meets regularly at the high school, will host guest speaker Usama Dakdok. The press release announcing his appearance said that Dakdok will "reveal the ways that we are not just losing our freedoms, but that we are surrendering them to our enemy, radical Islam. He will explain what Islam is and what Muslims believe." The event is open to the public and, according to the tea party press release "a freewill offering will be taken." (Mansfield News-Journal) That weasel Freund, might have coped with that, if the NAACP hadn't terrified him with their race cards. Overwhelmed by fear, he took the easy way out, but dissing the Tea Party group. Bastard! I 'get' the reason that CAIR has its panties in a wad over a speaker who gets real about Islam, but what's up with the NAACP? I'm guessing they are setting their hair on fire because it's the - GASP - TEA PARTY, the group which made life much more difficult for their Marxist Messiah. They didn't say that, of course. Instead, the Ethnocrats spouted this drivel: "We must stand together as a community and realize there exists many, diverse cultures in America. We as Americans have a right to choose whatever religion we wish to follow. It is our country's diversity which has made us a nation rich in cultural experience and our children have a right to know that whatever faith they choose to follow, that they will not be judged by their color or religion, but by the content of their character." What a load of crap! It's bad enough that they spout this bull crap, but it's intolerable that a craven coward like Superintendent Freund caves into it. Grow a pair dude and remember this is America, not Pakistan. It's a tall order, for a gutless wonder who got punked into a skivvies soiling panic by the NAACP. You might live that down, but We the PIGs won't let you off the hook, so we're enshrining your loser ass with the other nadless wonders as the Politically Incorrect Gazette's Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Toll Taker Terry Jones Toll Taker Terry Jones, pastor of the Dove Outreach Center in Gainsville, Flori-DUH is back in the news. I’d like to tell you he’s come up with something new, something innovative, to earn more MSM attention, but I can’t. Toll Taker Terry Jones is, when you cut through all the crap, a one-trick-pony. If you managed to erase Toll Taker Terry from your memory, congratulations. If you want to keep him out, you’re in the wrong place at the wrong time. As you know, Toll Taker Terry stirred up a hornets’ nest, when he announced his plan to burn copy of the Koran, on September 11, 2010. He stoked the flames of controversy, until they got out of control, at which time he beat a hasty retreat, returning him to a richly deserved obscurity. This week, Toll Taker Terry is back, using the same stunt to land a slot in the news cycle. Unlike last time, Toll Taker Terry didn’t call his shot ahead of time. Instead, he stayed off the news nitwit radar, while he conducted a mock trial of the Mecca Maniac tome at his Toll Booth. Strutting his stuff in front of the 30 attendees, Toll Taker Terry acted as judge, and ultimately, executioner. After the jury pronounced the Koran guilty, Toll Taker Terry torched the Islamikaze tome, belatedly doing, out of the public eye, what he so famously threatened to do, on camera, last September. If, as he claims, he’s a man of such firm convictions, why is he skulking around and acting like a crazed weasel? Why all the secrecy, until the deed is done? Why indeed. I have mixed feelings about torching any book, even one whose impact is as vile as the Koran, but that isn't the reason for this award. For doing his deed in secrecy, then crawling out from under his rock to brag afterwards...for pimping for MSM attention, instead of doing something to EARN it...for the simple reason that I think what he did is gutless and girlie, Toll Taker Terry Jones is the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Messiah Barry A malignant narcissist, The One can’t handle criticism, dissenting opinions, or the presence of anyone who isn’t kissing the Marxist Messiah’s ass. He needs to believe that he’s the smartest person in the room, making his Executive Branch staffing selections very challenging, especially in those cases where he needed to garner Senate approval of his executive appointments. The One tried to insulate himself from reality, by surrounding himself with sycophants, toadies, and yes men, but there were those ‘other’ positions, the Cabinet members who had to pass muster with the legislative branch. Eventually, he resolved that pesky issue by appointing confirmable cabinet members, whom he proceeded to ignore, after systematically supplanting them with his Czars. It worked fairly well, up to a point, but when his Regime hit a series of speed bumps - domestically and internationally - he reached a point where he needed to bring his Cabinet back into the picture. What to do? If he was an EXPERIENCED leader, he would call a Cabinet meeting, then get down to business. Since his hasn’t got the necessary leadership skills to run a kid’s lemonade stand, The One did what comes naturally - he ran away to hide, hoping the situation would resolve itself. When all else failed, The One hid under the big desk in the Oval Office, then summoned one of his toadies, his new chief of staff, William M. Daley. He ordered his toady to appoint a Czar to act as an intermediary with those scary Cabinet meanies who look through his Messianic facade and see him for what he is: a gutless, nadless, wonder who is such a craven coward, he can’t even talk, face to face, with his own Cabinet. Congratulations, Prompter Punk, you might be the biggest loser who ever occupied the Oval Office, but the news isn’t all bad. You’re, once again, the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Luke Walsh-Pinnock Last August, Luke and his friend James Goldsmith were caught red-handed, when Brit police raided a flat in Kilburn and found the pair cuting up a half kilo of heroin and preparing it for sale. The police also seized a safe which contained ‘large quantities of cocaine and heroin. Since then, Luke and his partner in drug dealing have been relocated to a Brit Graybar Hotel, where they will be guests for a few years. Gone but not forgotten, Luke was featured prominently, in a leaflet that the Brit police delivered to 1,500 homes. In addition to Luke’s mug shot, the leaflet dished out details of Luke’s crime, then explained that Luke would be a guest of the state for the next 4 years. The proper authorities explain the purpose for the leaflets, this way:
Did Luke roll with the punches, bask in his infamy, then show the leaflets to the dudes on the cell block? Nope. Deeply wounded, Luke is suing the cops for publically humiliating him, by naming and shaming him. They humiliated him? Hardly. Luke, dude, if you’re ‘humiliated’ it’s because you decided to become a drug dealer and got caught in the act. If anyone named and shamed you, it’s that nadless punk in your mirror. You made your ‘convicted drug dealer’ hell, so burn baby burn, but take ‘heat’ like a man. Since those ‘guess who we bagged, tagged and dragged’ leaflets gave him a boo-boo, Luke will be utterly giddy when he finds out that his cacophonous caterwauling made him the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Marc Rudov If you think We the PIGs have issues with Valentine’s Day, you’re not tragically deluded, but we're not in the same universe as a Mexifornia alleged man named Marc Rudov. A real piece of work, ‘men’s rights activist’ Marc has made a career out of caterwauling about womyn. I’m sure that, as a tyke, Marc probably belonged to the he-man women haters club whose passwords were "girls are icky". As an adult, his antics aren’t exactly manly, either, nor are they particularly grown up. Billing himself as a ‘relationship expert’, Mister Icky has spewed out screeds such as "Under the Clitoral Hood: How to Crank Her Engine Without Cash, Booze or Jumper Cables." A man with a severe outbreak of VDDS (Valentine’s Day Derangement Syndrome) Mister Icky has declared war on Valentine’s Day. In fact, he thinks men should boycott it.. If he had his way, the event would be erased from the calendar and all traces of it would be eradicated from the cultural landscape. Why? He whines that it promotes sexual inequality. A man must shell out for flowers, candy, presents, lavish feasts and jump through other wallet draining hoops, if he wants some wham, bam, thank you, ma’am, at the end of the day.
It appears that somewhere along the line, some heartless wench played Mister Icky for a fool, then pissed in his pot of gold at the end of his horny as a ten-peckered owl rainbow. The bad news is that Mister Icky never recovered. The good news is that it booted his loser ass onto a new career path. Marc "Mister Icky" Rudov is, like all conspiracy theorists, buried so deep inside his own bull crap that he’s lost touch with objective reality. Yes, Valentine's Day is for, and about, women, but, Valentine’s Day is still optional, not mandatory. The Valentine’s Day police won’t bag, tag and drag a dude, if he refuses to participate. In other words, if Valentine’s Day gets on Mister Icky's last raw nerve, so be it. Nobody is holding a gun to his head and forcing him to play along. The last time I looked, just saying "no" to Valentine’s Day coercion isn’t a death penalty offense. Mister Icky needs to get over himself, and it. He needs to stop caterwauling and get on with his life. The problem here is simple: Mister Icky can’t admit that those dastardly women have beaten him. He spends every waking minute thinking, fuming, about them, but they never give him a moment’s thought. Marc "Mister Icky" Rudov may have been crushed in the battle of the sexes, but the news isn’t all bad. He just won the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Ramzan Kadyrov If you never heard of this fool, don’t feel like the Lone Ranger. According to his resume, he’s the Kremlin-approved leader of Chechnya. According to the Free State of PIG, he’s a cringing cretin who needs to be neutered, ASAP. By his own admission, Ramzan Kadyrov is much too easily distracted by the half of the population which happens to be born female. In fact, he’s so incapable of controlling his sexual impulses, that he thinks a local rule which forces women to cover up is an idea whose time has come.
Unable to control his own sexual impulses, Ramzan "Basement Boyski" Kadyrov is the kind of excuse-making, gutless wonder who gives the men a bad name. Instead of dealing with his highly personal, impulse control, problem, like a MAN, Basement Boyski prefers to demonize all women, instead. He’s the one with the problem, but they are the ones who must hide their babely goodies from Basement Boyski’s eager gaze. We the PIGs wonder how this finger-pointing, excuse making, scumbag, who refuses to take personal responsibility for his own sexual impulses, became Chechnya’s leader. We may never figure that one out, but we’re up to speed on all the reasons that Ramzan Kadyrov is the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Some Bambino Since, quite rightly, the news nitwits withheld his identity, we’ll call this nadless wonder, Bambino. Apparently, Bambino can make a good impression, when he’s properly motivated. We know this because, this Italian denizen was charming enough to fool a 36-year-old Italian woman into marrying him. If you’re waiting for a ‘happily ever after’, get over it, because it didn’t take long for Bambino’s bride to see the horrifying magnitude of her mistake. Bambino’s wedded bliss hit a speed bump, when the loving couple arrived at Rome’s Fiumicino airport, for a flight to Paris, where they planned to spend their honeymoon. Tragically, nobody snapped a picture of that magic moment when Bambino’s bride spotted HER, waiting for them at the airport. Her? ‘Her’ turns out to be Bambino’s mother, whom baby boy had invited to accompany he and his bride on their honeymoon trip. Curiously, "by the way, I invited mama to tag along on our honeymoon" is one sweet nothing Bambino never found time to whisper in his bride’s ear. After spending the honeymoon from hell with Bambino and his mommy, the bride decided to give her hubby his walking papers, the moment she returned to Bella Italia. Citing an "excessive emotional attachment" between Bambino and his mama, Bambino’s bride nailed him with divorce papers. Good thinking, darlin', and not a moment too soon. For taking ‘mama’s boy’ to a whole new level...for lacking any shred of ‘manhood’...Bambino is the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Congratulations, Bambino, you’re our top contender for Girlieman of the Year. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Hugo Skipper Chavez The joke that Skipper can’t take is a popular Columbian soap opera, ‘Chepe Fortuna’. I’m sure it’s a mere coincidence that the central characters are two sisters whose names are "Columbia" and "Venezuela". It has to be a fluke that "Venezuela" - she’s a gossipy secretary - has a troublesome mini mutt named "Little Hugo". For some reason, a certain jovial jackass - another ‘Hugo’ - has ‘issues’ with "Chepe Fortuna". It might have something to do with this delicious tidbit from a recent episode:
Unable to see the humor, Skipper unleashed his minions on the private Venezuelan boob tube channel which carried the popular series. In record time, Skippers bureaucrats banished ‘Chepe Fortuna’ from Hugo’s airwaves, for "promoting political and racial intolerance, xenophobia and incitement of crime". Blah, blah, blah. Unable to take a joke...unwilling to laugh at himself, Skipper went gutless and girlie by having the ‘offending’ show kicked off Venezuela’s airwaves. Congratulations, Hugo, you’re a spineless jellyfish who loves to dish it out, but can’t take it. You’re also the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girliepunks of the Week Girliepunks: The Suits at the History Channel If you were looking forward to see how Tommy Cruise’s beard, Katie Holmes, portrayed Jackie Kennedy, learn to live with your disappointment. After the History Channel plowed a lot of time and money into the 8-part series, it was ready for its gala debut. When will it air? Never, unless they sell it to someone. The miniseries about the Kennedy family hit its first speed bump when Kennedy administration fossils like Ted Sorenson, criticized the scripts as ‘inaccurate’, whatever that means. I suspect it means the writers got a tad to real about the real deal, warts and all Kennedy clan, and that’s the last thing myth makers like Ted Sorenson want. The miniseries hit its next speed bump, when a Libertard Moonbat, a filmmaker named Robert Greenwood, got involved in this ‘the show must NEVER go on’ fun. His petition drive, along with a short film that vilified the series, elicited support from enough Rabid Moonbats to panic the suits at the History Channel. Claiming that they viewed the entire series, the History Channel suits caved in to the Libertard pressure and trashed the series. Eager to cover up for their craven cowardice, the History Channel’s suits deployed a self serving whopper about the fictionalized account of the Kennedy Clan wasn’t a good fit for the History Channel. The implication is that it would ‘tarnish’ the History Channel brand. Tarnish its brand? How the hell is that possible, given the kind of mindless, revisionist CRAP that they routinely show on a channel which wouldn’t know ‘history’ if it bit them on the ass? The real fly in the ointment, the one that wadded all those Rabid Libertard Moonbat panties, is this: the series producer, Joel Surnow is - GASP - a political CONSERVATIVE - and that’s why the series had to be scuttled. Congratulations, gutless Hysteria Channel wonders, you’re the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girliepunks of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Arnold Schwarzenegger Although they’re from different political clans, Mexifornia’s recently departed action hero governor, and former Assembly Speaker Fabian Nuñez do share a burning desire to transform Mexifornia into a third-world cess pool. Their most infamous ‘accomplishment’, aside from piling up close to $30 billion in red ink, is a economic wrecking ball - what many call ‘The Global Warming Final Solutions Act’ - that is systematically forcing businesses to shut down and/or get out of the state. Since it’s Arnold’s major ‘achievement, the Terminator was indebted to Nuñez for making it happen. Fast forward to the present and we learn that, on his last night in office, Arnold took gutless to new levels, when he paid off his debt to Nuñez. How? He did it, by commuting the sentence of Fabian’s son, Esteban, down to 7 years, instead of the 16 years he faced for his part in a murder:
If you listen to Arnold, you think that Esteban was an innocent bystander. Innocent bystander? He’s an ‘innocent bystander’ who bragged about forming his own gansta crew. He’s an ‘innocent bystander’ who stabbed two other people on the night Luis Dos Santos was murdered. He’s an ‘innocent bystander’ who instigated the entire incident, then bragged that, if anything happened, his daddy would get them out of it. He’s the ‘innocent bystander’ who personally, destroyed the evidence by burning their clothes and dumping their weapons. Arnold showed his true colors by pooping out this commutation on his last night in office, without having the guts to consult the family of Esteban’s victims. He didn’t even have the nads to give the Sand Diego prosecutors advanced warning, either. For being such a craven coward, Arnold is beneath contempt. He’s also, once again, the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girliemen of the Year Girliemen: Certain Sandbox Officials If you think NO NADs have cornered the market on penis envy, get over it. Besieged by feelings of inadequacy, certain pigmy-wanged officials in the Sandbox’s equivalent of America’s State Department black flagged Pakistan’s new ambassador from taking up a diplomatic post in the kingdom. Why? Because Akbar Zeb, a distinguished diplomat, is Pakistan’s "Biggest Dick". Confused? Don’t be. ‘Foreign Policy’ has all the turgid, John Holmes-worthy facts:
The bad news is that, like the hung like a chipmunk dweebs in Bahrain, and UAE, the penis-envy riddled Sandbox punks have no sense of humor. The good news is that, unlike their UAE and Bahrain counterparts, the Sandbox officials have just been ‘rewarded’ for their inability to handle this "Biggest Dick". Congratulations penis envy punks, you're the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girliemen of the Year. Girlieman of the Year - Runner-up Girlieman: Pedro Manuel Roca Alvarez If you need proof that Europe is mired in knee-jerk, Nanny State nitwitdom, this award might get the job done for you. The insanity started simply enough, when Spanish legicrats passed a new breastfeeding law. This Spanish Legicrap allows a breastfeeding mother to leave work for one hour per day, or she can reduce her work shift by a half hour, so mom can breastfeed her baby. These breastfeeding rules prevail during the first 9 months of the nipper’s life. Big, big, fun. Up to this point, we’re on a well-traveled road, but that’s destined to change, thanks to our hero, Pedro Manuel Roca Alvarez. The father of a newborn nipper, Pedro wanted to play breastfeeding bingo, too, despite his anatomical unsuitability for that role. Undaunted, he whined to his company, Galicia, demanding that he be given the breastfeeding break from his job. Unimpressed, the firm shot him down, reminding him that Pedro’s wife - the real breastfeeder - is self-employed, and therefore not an employee of Galicia. Unwilling to take ‘no’ for an answer, Pedro took his caterwauling to Europe’s top court and he WON. The European Union Court of Justice in Luxembourg, banged the gavel down on the Spanish law, saying its an egregious example of sex discrimination, since it denies daddy the same breastfeeding perks as mommy.
Obviously, based on a preponderance of the evidence, we can conclude that the judges on the EU’s top court have set a new distance record, while cramming their heads up their butts. Do they really think that sending daddy home is going to get the job done, when the nipper needs to spend some quality time drinking from MOMMY’S milk makers? Are they really that detached from objective reality? As asinine as the judges’ antics are, Pedro is even worse, for demanding breastfeeding rights in the first place. Is he so tragically deluded...is he so cowed by prevailing NO NAD propaganda...that he thinks he has what his breast milk craving baby needs? If he is, he’s even more pathetic, than I thought possible. I’d call Pedro names, but why bother? He's not worth the trouble. In fact, he wasn’t even man enough to win Girlieman of the Year. Instead, I’m naming Pedro Manuel Roca Alvarez runner-up for the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Year, despite the fact that he’s only technically qualified for the designation ‘man’. Girliepukes of the Week Girliepukes: The Beserkeley City Council The Beserkeley City Council pukes were full of themselves and ‘it’, when they announced, with considerable media fanfare, their plan to pass a resolution which would declare that rat bastard, the Wikileaker, Pfc. Bradley Manning, a hero. They think he’s their kind of guy, because, after downloading Uncle Sam’s secrets, Manning handed them to Wikileaks founder Julian Assange, on a silver platter. Everything was primed for a vote, until one or more members of the Beserkeley City Council got wobbly. Why? That depends on which council puke you ask. Some quibble about their concerns ‘about the way the resolution was written and wanted more time to investigate.’ Others insist that it’s too soon to declare Manning a hero, when he hasn’t had the nads to admit what he has perpetrated. That’s all well and good, but I’m not convinced. I think they got wobbly, due to some memorable blowback. Lacking the nads to back up their ‘bite me Uncle Sam’ rhetoric with some action, they tabled the resolution, until the matter cools down. It’s much more enjoyable for gutless wonders like these Beserkeley council pukes to be ‘revolutionary’ when We the People aren’t watching. For talking tough, then wimping out, the Beserkeley City Council members are the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girliepukes of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Arsalan Bukhari An Egghead named Barry Sommer blundered onto the Islamikaze radar, when he got approval to teach a non-credit course during the winter term at Lane Community College in Eugene, Oregon. None of the Eggheads at this rain-soaked Ivory Tower envisioned any problems with Barry’s idea to teach a class named "What is Islam?" It appeared be clear sailing for Barry whose lesson plan included what’s good about Mecca Mania, along with what’s bad about it. It’s the kind of discussion that belongs in an outpost of higher education. Barry’s winter term plans hit a speed bump, when a Great Northwest Nitwit, CAIR’s Washington state executive director, Arsalan Bukhari, crawled out from under his rock, aiming an enraged bellow at Lane Community College. Outraged that Barry Sommer planned to teach a ‘warts and all’ class on Mecca Mania, this cowering CAIR piece of crap pressured LCC President Mary Spilde into throwing Barry’s course under the school bus: “...unless the goal of this course is to promote anti-Muslim bigotry, Lane Community College should replace Mr. Sommer with someone who will offer students a balanced and objective analysis of the subject matter." (KVAL) What, you ask, is this CAIR cretin’s problem with Barry? What indeed. In addition to an inherent aversion to an unrestrained discussion of Mecca Mania, this CAIR cretin has ‘other’ issues wadding his panties. For example, this scumbag’s terrorist-coddling tampon is painfully swollen, because Barry has ‘connections’ to a so-called "Anti-Muslim hate group", ‘Act! for America’. If Barry is affiliated with Act! for America, good for him. Why? Because its founder, Brigitte Gabriel, is a Lebanese immigrant who got painfully close to Mecca Mania’s dark underbelly, during Lebanon’s Civil War. If Barry planned to follow Brigitte’s lead, by contrasting the liberty enhancing virtues of Western Culture, then compare them to the Draconian tyranny of radical Mecca Mania, he’s got my vote, but not this CAIR cretin’s. The last thing CAIR wants is a no-shit OBJECTIVE examination of Mecca Mania, because the bad far outweighs the good. For silencing academic speech that he didn’t want to hear...for resorting to baseless ‘hate group’ rhetoric...for gutlessly demanding an end to the class, instead of asking to present his views as a participant...for lacking the balls to welcome an unrestrained exchange of views on Mecca Mania...for too many reasons to enumerate, Arsalan Bukhari is the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Parting shot: If, as this Jihadikaze-coddling, America hating piece of crap, and others of his ilk, insist, Mecca Mania has nothing to hide, why are they so terrified, when it comes to an objective - the good, the bad, the ugly - discussion? If the truth hurts, silence it? You better believe it gutless guttersnipe Sparky. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Ryan McNames Ryan McNames, a 19 year old Missouri lad, learned a valuable lesson, this week, when he negotiated a professional transaction with a pair of hookers. For reasons that seemed spiffy at the time, Ryan offered the horizontal entertainers $60 for a two-part deal. It’s not the first time, he negotiated this particular transaction, but it might be the last, if he was paying attention. Part one - having one hooker show him her sweater puppies - strikes me as stupid, given the deluge of booty you can see on the Internet, or cable movie channels. Anyway, for some reason, he needed to see those particular tits, and the hooker gladly complied. Part two - having the other hooker give Ryan a hummer - didn’t work out as planned. Instead of giving him a blow job, she and her partner gave him that hooker mainstay, a take the money and run, shafting. Did he take it like a man and chalk it up to a ‘learning experience’? Nope. Ryan called the Columbia (Missouri) cops to file a ‘theft’ complaint. He wanted to cops to track the hookers down then get him a $40 dollar refund. Did he get his refund? Nope, but he didn’t come away empty handed. He got a free ride to the local graybar hotel, after the cops bagged, tagged, and dragged him to jail on ‘suspicion of patronizing prostitution'. We the PIGs tried our best to muster an ounce of sympathy for Ryan, but we couldn’t get it done, due to his whining. Since this is the season for ‘giving’, we do have a gift for this loser. Congratulations Ryan, you’re the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Al Sharpton When it comes to ‘you can dish it out but can’t take it’, the Rev. Al Sharpton is the poster punk. He’s Johnny on the spot with his race card, whenever objective reality gives him a boo-boo, then he gets his panties in a wad, when a free ranging rugged individual castigates him for race mongering. That’s especially true, when it comes to that relentlessly fun dude, El Rushbo...Rush Limbaugh. Hard-wired for hypersensitivity, Rev. Al, who views life through a reality distorting, race card, prism, is in a perpetual state of outrage, whenever El Rushbo opens his mouth about The One, or anything else that Rev. Al doesn’t want to hear. If he had any nads, Rev. Al would confront El Rushbo, face-to-face, the way REAL men do. Since he’s running on ‘empty’ down there, Rev. Al wants his big Nanny State daddy to do his dirty work. How? Rev. Al believes that his imaginary ‘right’ not to be offended automatically repeals El Rushbo’s objective reality based freedom of speech. Thus sayeth Rev. Race Card:
Rev. Al needs to grow a pair, but I’m not going to hold my breath waiting for THAT miracle. With that option off the table, Rev. Al should put his fingers in his ears, hum REAL LOUD, and get over it, whenever El Rushbo sounds off. This race card retard is pathetic. He’s also the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Major David Waterworth For decades, marching in the annual Remembrance Day (the Brit Veterans Day) parade was a source of great pride for the young Army cadets. This year, 100 Plymouth cadets spent months fine tuning their performance, paying particular attention to the crowd pleasing flourishes performed with their rifles. With their performance optimized, they looked forward to their Remembrance Day appearances, then ‘it’ happened. Major David Waterworth is a Korrectnik Jellyfish who whined piteously, that the cadets’ rifles might ‘upset’ onlookers. I’m outraged to report that this caterwauling cretin, a brass hat butthead, beat a hasty retreat, by banning his cadets from carrying their rifles.
Does this mean that gutless wonders like Devon Cadet Executive Officer Major David Waterworth would ban weapons from the battlefield, to keep the enemy from being ‘upset’? Probably, because all those scary guns make him piss his pants. Somebody needs to flush this Korrectnik fool, for teaching the young cadets - future warriors - the wrong lessons. While we’re waiting for this worthless weasel’s ‘departure’, We the PIGs will try to speed the process up, by naming him the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Some Brazilian Lard Ass Since this clown’s name hasn’t been released, I’ll call him Wimpy, because, like the Popeye character of the same name, our girlieman can’t say ‘no’ to a hamburger. In fact, this Wimpy’s claim to fame is getting too close to his work, during his 12 year career as a minion of Ronald McDonald in Brazil. Like his Popeye character ‘brother’, our Brazilian Wimpy is a lard ass. Unlike Popeye’s Wimpy, our Brazilian Wimpy has a love-hate relationship with hamburgers - and everything else on Ronald McDonald’s menu. Our Brazilian Wimpy knows he’s a lard ass, but it’s not his fault that he gained 65 pounds during his Golden Arches career. Whose fault is it? I think you already know the answer. Our Brazilian Wimpy is locked and loaded with excuses, all of which boil down to this: That Golden Arches Devil made me do it. How? Brazilian Wimpy swears that he felt compelled - dragged screaming and kicking, no doubt - to ensure quality, by sampling the food each day. Furthermore, he’s a victim of Golden Arches’ largess, since Ronald McDonald lured him to his lard ass doom, by giving McDonald’s employees free lunches. Whine, whine, whine. This week, Brazilian Wimpy’s whining paid off, when a Brazilian black robe gave this blubbering lard ass $17,500 of Ronald McDonald’s money. Why? I suspect that the court did it to make this lard ass STFU. No doubt, the black robes decided that McDonald’s has very deep pockets and won’t even miss the money. I have no sympathy for Brazilian Wimpy whatsoever. Why? Nobody held a gun to his head and made him slam dunk all this lard-inducing eats instead of the healthier items on the McDonald’s menu. Brazilian Wimpy did this to himself, and he has only himself to blame for his tonnage. You’re a self-made lard ass, scumbag, but you’re much more than that. In honor of your gutless, fingerpointing, antics, you’re also the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Lana Lawless Our award winner is a 57 year old Mexifornia meathead whose resume includes such classic, all man, endeavors as ‘SWAT team member’. Our hero was, back in the day, a man’s man. The ‘operative’ word here is ‘WAS’. There have been some dramatic changes in his life which transformed, a macho ‘he’, into a relentlessly caterwauling ‘pseudo-she’. That’s right, PIGsters, our macho dude went through a gender bending ‘nip and tuck’ which transformed ‘him’, into a tranny 'her' named Lana Lawless. We the PIGs don’t really give a damn how Lana trims hisher sails. We do, however, have issues with Lana’s relentless whining. Heshe had things going hisher way, a couple years ago, when heshe won the 2008 Women’s Long Drive Association (LDA) championship. Everything seemed to be spiffy, until hisher secret emerged and the WOMEN’S golf cabals - LDA and LPGA - banished Lana from their events. The message was clear: "we don’t care what you’ve done to your nads, you were born a DUDE and are, therefore, unqualified for our events". The message "once a dude, always a dude" didn’t thrill Lana spitless, so heshe kicked over a rock, hired a shyster, and sued the LDA and LPGA for discrimination. Lana is invoking Mexifornia’s tranny-coddling anti-discrimination laws, to coerce the LDA and LPGA to accept HIM as a participant in these "WOMEN ONLY" events. For HIS relentless caterwauling...for HIS refusal to take ‘no’ for an answer...for HIS steadfast refusal to GET OVER IT, We the PIGs name Lana Lawless the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Parting shot: Lana, we want to be thrilled spitless over your gender bending antics, but you make that mission impossible, with your incessant whining. We’d ask you to be a MAN about this, but we’re not convinced that you had the nads for that BEFORE your nip and tuck, lopped off the family jewels. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Pedro Manuel Roca Alvarez If you need proof that Europe is mired in knee-jerk, Nanny State nitwitdom, this award might get the job done for you. The insanity started simply enough, when Spanish legicrats passed a new breastfeeding law. This Spanish Legicrap allows a breastfeeding mother to leave work for one hour per day, or she can reduce her work shift by a half hour, so mom can breastfeed her baby. These breastfeeding rules prevail during the first 9 months of the nipper’s life. Big, big, fun. Up to this point, we’re on a well-traveled road, but that’s destined to change, thanks to our hero, Pedro Manuel Roca Alvarez. The father of a newborn nipper, Pedro wanted to play breastfeeding bingo, too, despite his anatomical unsuitability for that role. Undaunted, he whined to his company, Galicia, demanding that he be given the breastfeeding break from his job. Unimpressed, the firm shot him down, reminding him that Pedro’s wife - the real breastfeeder - is self-employed, and therefore not an employee of Galicia. Unwilling to take ‘no’ for an answer, Pedro took his caterwauling to Europe’s top court and he WON. The European Union Court of Justice in Luxembourg, banged the gavel down on the Spanish law, saying its an egregious example of sex discrimination, since it denies daddy the same breastfeeding perks as mommy.
Obviously, based on a preponderance of the evidence, we can conclude that the judges on the EU’s top court have set a new distance record, while cramming their heads up their butts. Do they really think that sending daddy home is going to get the job done, when the nipper needs to spend some quality time drinking from MOMMY’S milk makers? Are they really that detached from objective reality? As asinine as the judges’ antics are, Pedro is even worse, for demanding breastfeeding rights in the first place. Is he so tragically deluded...is he so cowed by prevailing NO NAD propaganda...that he thinks he has what his breast milk craving baby needs? If he is, he’s even more pathetic, than I thought possible. I’d call Pedro names, but why bother? He's not worth the trouble. Instead, I’m naming Pedro Manuel Roca Alvarez the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week, despite the fact that he’s only technically qualified for the designation ‘man’. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Oakleigh Marshall Reed By all reports, a Mona Shores High School (Muskegon, Michigan) senior, Oakleigh Marshall Reed, is a very popular member of the class. In fact Oakleigh - Oak - is so popular, that the senior class voted, in overwhelming numbers, to make Oak their Homecoming King. Happy days are here again? Yes, and no. Yes: Oak is thrilled to have the approval of all those classmates who voted Oak to Homecoming King victory. No: As explained by Assistant Superintendent Todd Geerlings, Oak isn’t qualified for the title ‘Homecoming KING’. Why? Oakleigh Marshall Reed is a 17 year old wenchlet whose birth certificate - and school records - list HER as Oakleigh Marie Reed, FEMALE individual. Since, despite her plans to undergo a sex change operation when she turns 18, Oak is, biologically speaking, a girl, she is thus disqualified for the title Homecoming King.
I get the fact that Oak is genderally unsatisfied with her assigned at birth gender. I get the fact that Oak’s classmates support Oak’s decision to dress, act, and think of herhimself as a dude. I get all that, and deem it no harm, no foul. What I don’t get is Oak’s insistence that the cess-school change the rules just for herhim. You’re a girl darlin’ and as much as that rots your socks, it’s a fact of nature. The Free State of PIG is trying to feel your pain, but it’s not easy. Since you show no sign that you’re ready to stop caterwauling about "I wanna be Homecoming KING, damn it", we’re going to give you a consolation prize. You’ll be thrilled to learn that we bent our own - this award is for dudes - rules of engagement to name you the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s GirlieMAN of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman of the Week: Congresspunk Mike Castle Thanks to his well documented, RINO, credentials, a pachyderm punk named Mike Castle enjoyed a long, successful, political career in a solidly blue state: Delaware. A former two-term governor, Mike headed for the D.C. Beltway, in 1992, when he was elected to the U.S. House of Representatives. His political career seemed headed for bigger, better, things, this year, when he made his bid for the Delaware’s open U.S. Senate seat. It’s the Senate seat that Veep Joe Biden keep warm, before he became the Obama Regime’s official court jester. What could possibly go wrong for a man with Mike Castle’s long track record? What indeed. This week, Mikey’s political plan hit a speed bump, when he lost his bid for the U.S. Senate to an upstart, a political unknown, named Christine O’Donnell. Lacking Mikey’s long track record, Christine made up for it, by getting the Tea Party patriots on her side, then securing an endorsement from Sarah Palin. Gobsmacked, and downright pissed that his RINO antics on Capitol Hill were exposed, Mikey looked around for someone, anyone, to blame. Did he find someone? You better believe it, it’s all their fault, Sparky:
Apparently, and this is going to shock you, Mikey Castle doesn’t own a mirror. We know this because, if he did own one, he wouldn’t have any trouble finding the real culprit in his political setback. Since Mikey can’t, won’t, face the ‘I did this to myself’ facts’, the Free State of PIG will give him a boot in the right direction. Pay attention, Mikey: the bad news is that you’re a gutless, RINO, wonder who refuses to take responsibility for his own actions. The good news is that you aren’t a complete loser. You did run away with the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week award, this week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Head Dovester Terry Jones I guess we always knew it would end this way, when we first heard of a small Cross Cult Toll Booth's plan to burn the Koran on September 11, 2010. Deep down, we always suspected that, somehow, someway, the torching of the Islamikaze Tome wasn’t going to happen. It appears that those impressions were well founded. No matter what you think of book burning - I have serious misgivings - you had to admire Pastor Terry Jones, the Toll Taker for the Dove World Outreach Center in Gainesville, Florida, for hanging tough under intense pressure. He shrugged off pleas to cancel it from foreign leaders. He shrugged off the rage-a-thons in all those fun, religion of peace pestholes. He shrugged off the admonitions from Cross Cult luminaries including the Pope himself. He shrugged off requests to cancel the festivities from American Elected Tormentors, politicians and government functionaries. He only listened to one voice, the one belonging to his deity which said "Burn the Koran". His resolve started to crack, as the torching loomed mere days away. It might have something to do with the visit Messiah Barry’s FBI paid on him. It might have something to do with the death threats that made him seek some Second Amendment sanctioned protection. It might have been the fact that he, quite simply, hasn’t got the nads to tell the whole world ‘bite me’. Whatever the case, on Thursday, the news broke that Pastor Jones was calling off the Koran bonfire. Eager to salvage a modicum of his manhood, Pastor Jones told the News Nitwits that he struck a deal with the Islamikazes. If they promised to move their proposed mosque from Ground Zero, he would stand down on the Koran torching. According to Pastor Jones, a Flori-DUH Islamikaze, Imam Muhammad Musri, brokered a deal with the Ground Zero Terror Temple prime mover, Imam Rauf. There’s just one problem with that story, it’s not true. I don’t know what this Flori-DUH Imam told the head Dovester, but whatever it was, it was nothing but crap, because the minute Pastor Jones spewed his ‘we made a deal’ drivel, the Ground Zero Imam responded with an immediate, uncompromising, "BULL SHIT". When last seen, Pastor Terry Jones was trying to put the genie back in the bottle, by making noises about ‘maybe we’ll burn the Koran, after all’. Nice try, Toll Taker Terry, but you were so eager to escape the hot seat that you let the Islamikazes play you like bass fiddle. They smelled the fear coming off you and used it to make you look like a fool in front of the entire world. I know it sucks to be you, and it pains me to ‘pile on’, but I’m going to do it anyway. Congratulations, Dovester Terry, in addition to being played for a fool by Islamikazes, you’re also the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Evan Joseph Kelly Evan’s gut check happened, after this Irishman traveled halfway around the world to spend quality time Down Under, at Fraser Island’s Lake Wabby, in 2007. During his vacation, Evan amused himself by, REPEATEDLY, running down a sand dune. Why? Because he could, so there. Eventually, the fickle fates got bored with Evan’s antics, so they hit him with their best shot, the next time he ran down the sand dune. Thanks to the fates - and other perpetrators whom we’ll name, shortly - Evan lost his footing and did a header into Lake Wabby. As a result of his tumble, Evan returned home with a ‘severe spinal injury’. Fast forward to the present, and Even is spreading his special brand of joy, Down Under. Instead of being a man about his injury...instead of accepting, quite rightly, full responsibility for his own actions Evan rounded up a shyster, then conducted a search for someone to blame. Eventually, he found what he wanted. He took a month long leave of absence, so he could affix the blame for HIS STUPIDITY, on someone else:
If Evan wants to find the real guilty party, he needs to confront that dumb bastard in the mirror. He needs to grow a pair and accept the incontrovertible fact that he did this to himself. He’s the one who didn’t fully, personally, assess the risk. He’s the one who shattered his life, and his spine, by acting like a moron. Finally, he’s the one who doesn’t have the manhood to accept full responsibility for his actions. Blaming others - and trying to bleed them white because he acted like a fool - is a gutless thing to do and for that craven cowardice Evan Kelly is the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Pfc Nasser Abdo Fact 1: Uncle Sam’s Army is ALL VOLUNTEER. Fact 2: Uncle Sam’s involvement in Afghanistan, Iraq and Somalia, have been a well-established fact, for at least 5 years. Fact 3: When an Islamikaze named Nasser Abdo enlisted in 2009, he knew that it was a virtual certainty that his army unit would be deployed to some hell hole where the primary enemy would be his Islamikaze homeboys. Pfc. Abdo swore he had the right stuff to wage war on our enemies, even if it meant fighting his Islamikaze homeboys. He LIED. Now that his 101st Airborne Division is being deployed to Afghanistan, Pfc. Abdo is feeling queasy about this pesky, we’re at war with Islamikazes, issue. When the rubber hit the road, and he had to choose between his country and his supernaturalism, this whining piece of crap threw Uncle Sam under the tank treads. Instead of fulfilling his commitment to his country, Pfc. Abdo is whining and whimpering, trying to get jettisoned from the Army as a conscientious objector. As much as it would delight me to see the Army brass tell him ‘bite me", I prefer that we don’t go there. Our warriors lives are too important to endanger them, by putting this gutless, Islamikaze wonder in their midst. Pfc. Abdo is a stain on Uncle Sam’s skivvies who is a blight on the illustrious unit in which he serves. I say kick this rat bastard out I don’t know what the U.S. Army will do with this gutless wonder, but I have several suggestions for dealing with an asshole who gives aid and comfort to our enemies. Since those lovely options are off the table, I’ll do what I can, by naming this Islamikaze ingrate the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: New Jersey Governor Chris Christie By and large, We the PIGs approve of New Jersey Governor Chris Christie. When he made the tough calls on the state’s budget, We the PIGs cheered. When he faced down the powerful teachers union, We the PIGs gave him a standing ovation. Hell, We the PIGs like him so much that we’re willing to give him a pass on the Jersey Shore assault on our sanity. Given Governor Christie’s actions, so far, We the PIGs were shocked and dismayed, when he went gutless and girlie on the Ground Zero Temple of Terrorism. Like Messiah Barry, Governor Christie tried to duck the issue, by noting that the Jihadikazes have the right, under our Constitution, to build a Temple of Terrorism. Governor Christie continued to emulate THE ONE, when he ducked the REAL issue. After spouting off, unnecessarily, on the Ground Zero Temple of Terrorism, Governor Christie shied away from the tough question: Why are these Jihadikazes so determined to build their Temple of Terrorism THERE of all places? Like THE ONE, Governor Christie ran for cover, instead of asking: why are the prime movers so determined to open their Ground Zero Temple of Terrorism on September 11, 2011, the 10th anniversary of the attack on America? If Governor Christie can’t face up to the tough questions on the Ground Zero Temple of Terrorism, then he should STFU and ignore the topic entirely. We the PIGs might give him a pass on that one, but, by emulating Messiah Barry’s half-assed response...by avoiding the ‘why there’ question...by ducking the ‘why must it open on 9/11/11' issue, Governor Christie crossed over into the Girlieman zone. Keep your chins - all of them - up, dude, because you’re the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Donald Crosby Back in the day, Robins Air Force Base paid to have a high school built in Warner Robins (Georgia). When the school was completed, in 1946, the relevant civic authorities responded by naming the mascot after the 7th fighter squadron which brought its planes to the base for repair. The 7th fighter squadron, ‘The Screaming Demons’ made the school mascot choice an easy one. That’s why this Bible Belt town’s oldest high school's teams are known as the Warner Robins High School Demons. To a rational adult, ‘Demons’ is no harm no foul. Unhappily, ‘rational adult’ excludes a professional Tome wrangler, Donald Crosby. A new - only one year in town - Warner Robins resident, Donald is the pastor at the Kingdom Builders Church of Jesus Christ. Wearing his supernaturalist sensitivity on his sleeve, he’s painting a bull’s-eye on the venerable ‘Demon’. This paragon of piety won’t tolerate having his son exhorting the school’s sports teams on to more glory by shouting ‘Go Demons!’ His hissy fit puts a whole new spin on "not 'no', but 'HELL no'"
Little Donny is frantically trying to move his son to another school with a more ‘suitable’ mascot. At the same time, he insists that Warner Robins High School dump the ‘Demon’ like a bad habit. Whine, whine, whine. Since ‘Demon’ only annoys HIM, it’s his personal problem, and he needs to GET OVER IT. While Little Donny Crosby is trying to sprout some nads, he can console himself with the fact that he’s the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girliemen of the Week Girliemen: Fremont City Council The gutless wonders on the Freemont (Nebraska) City Council had a shot at PIGish glory, after the city’s voters approved a city-wide ban on hiring and renting property to border jumping scumbag invaders. They had their shot at PIGish glory and they turned gutless and girlie, instead. When faced with a choice between manhood and craven cowardice, the City Council punks, led by Council president Scott Getzschman, went furtive and French, by running up white flag, at the first sign of trouble. Cowed by lawsuits from the border jumper coddling traitors in the ACLU and MALDEF, Scott and the other yellowbellies beat a hasty retreat, voting 8-0 to ‘delay’ implementation of the ordinance a mere two days before it was scheduled to take effect. When challenged by the city’s rational - hit the road, border jumper Sparky - adults, this Getzschman weasel blubbered that his act of craven cowardice is, in fact, an act of fiscal discipline.
Scott Getzschman and his cohorts are more than gutless piles of Elected Tormentor shit. They’re also the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girliemen of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Zachary Chesser If you don’t recognize the name Zachary Chesser, I feel your pain. We first met Zachary, earlier this year, when he hid behind the alias Abu Talhah Al-Amrikee, while he painted a Jihadikaze bull’s-eye on South Park creators, Matt Stone and Trey Parker. When the proper authorities tracked this scumbag down to exchange pleasantries, this gutless wonder whimpered that he wasn’t ‘threatening’ the South Park perpetrators. He whined that he was simply warning them. Fast forward to the present, and this cringing cretin is, once again, cowering, cringing, and hiding. The good news - such as it is - involves the fun fact that Zachary has decided to stop hiding and join Al Shabab, the Jihadikaze rat bastards who are drenching Somalia in blood. The bad news is that this rat bastard is still hiding. This time, he reached a new low, by using his own infant son as a ‘human shield’, to elude detection by Uncle Sam’s justice system officials. Zachary guessed, erroneously, that taking his infant child along on the flight to Africa would distract the watchers. If Zachary wants to stake a claim to 72 virgins by playing Jihadikaze in Somalia, so be it. BUT, when he hides behind his infant son to get ‘er done, that’s craven cowardice on an epic scale. Zachary is probably bummed that he didn’t make it to Somalia. He’ll have to get over it, while he basks in the FSOP bull’s-eye as the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder After kicking equal (colorblind) justice to the curb, Attorney General Eric Holder belongs in the hypocrites hall of shame, due to his myopic response to racism. When faced with REAL racism, as exemplified by the New Black Panther Party’s well documented, irredeemably racist, antics at Pennsylvania polling places in 2008, this gutless wonder can’t be bothered. When the New Black Panther Party goes on the record, with its "kill crackers and their cracker babies", screed, this pimple on humanity’s butt, turns a deaf ear. BUT, when it comes to Arizona’s SB 1070, this steaming pile of shyster shit, is ready, willing, and eager to prosecute justice system officials for perpetrating ‘racial profiling’. He’s eager to hammer ‘whitey’ for a crime that’s explicitly banned under SB 1070. He’s eager to prosecute, today, the alleged racism which is fostered by a law which hasn’t even gone into effect. Attorney General Holder is a craven coward who hides under his bed, whenever the New Black Panther Party frowns. Attorney General Holder is a nadless pile of crap who tries to hide his spineless antics by spewing a blizzard of self-serving bullshit. Attorney General Holder is beneath contempt. He’s also the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girliepunks of the Week Girliepunks: The Suits At Some Tennessee Krogers It’s called ‘The Rutherford Reader’, a free fishwrap that is deployed at news stands in Rutherford County (Tennessee). Its primary ‘sin’ is that, in addition to dispensing news relating to the local community, ‘The Rutherford Reader’ also dispenses doses of opinion piece reality, from a VRWC perspective. Somewhere along the line, ‘The Rutherford Read’ got too real about Islamikazes, a fun fact which made the suits running Rutherford County’s Kroger outlets banish the fishwrap from their stores.
For pinning a ‘hate speech’ label on hard-hitting opinion pieces about Mecca Maniac...for groveling at the feet of perpetually outraged Islamikazes...for subordinating free speech to political correctness...for being gutless wonders, the suits running Rutherford County’s Krogers are the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girliepunks of the Week. Parting shot: This PIGish bitch-slap is also conferred on all the Rutherford County capitalists who joined the Islamikaze Jihad against free speech. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: U.S. Congresspunk James Clyburn A man whose Rabid Moonbat credentials are too voluminous to detail, House Majority Whip, James Clyburn, has taken his moonbat antics to new levels, in the wake of Demoncrat Alvin Greene’s victory in the primary for the U.S. Senate seat held down by South Carolina pachyderm punk, Jim DeMint. In a heartbeat, Moonbat Jimmy whined that Alvin Greene, a dude whose resume redefines ‘thin’, had no business scoring a 59% to 41% victory over a better known, much better funded, Demoncrat opponent. Something was rotten in South Carolina politics, Moonbat Jimmy thundered, and he was going to unmask the guilty parties. A man with way too much time on his hands, Moonbat Jimmy took a deep breath and detected the heady stench of pachyderm poop in Alvin’s victory. Alvin was, Moonbat Jimmy announced, with thunderous disapproval, ‘a Republican plant’. When the toadies in the MSM hooted the idea down, with compelling conviction, Moonbat Jimmy stepped back from the brink, by declaring that Alvin was still a plant, but the perpetrators could be Demoncrats. When everyone laughed off Moonbat Jimmy’s insane drivel, he kicked it up a notch, and pinned the blame on unknown hackers who exploited the state’s egregiously wonky chad punching technology.
When last seen, Moonbat Jimmy was muttering darkly about people who used magnets to thwart democracy in South Carolina. For his relentless whining...for blaming everyone, except the chad punchers who perpetrated this farce, Congressman James "Miracle Magnets" Clyburn is the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Joe McGinniss If you couldn’t pick this word-wrangling weasel out of a line-up, don’t feel like the Lone Ranger. The good news is that he’s a forgettable pimple on humanity’s butt. The bad news is that, for torturing Sarah Palin at point-blank range, he’s destined to become a ubiquitous fixture on the Rabid Libertard Moonbat news blights. Unless you just emerged from a coma, you know that Joe is writing a book-length hit piece on Sarah Palin. Determined to make Palin’s life a living hell, Joe leased the house next door to Sarah’s Wasilla (Alaska) home. From that vantage point, he plans to hound her, torture her, and, hopefully, stampede the Palin family into doing something stupid. If all goes as planned, Joe’s tome will become an instant best seller, when Sarah - and her loyal followers - give Joe the hellish reality check that he deserves. Joe is a steaming, Palin-despising, turd of monumental proportions, but that’s not why he landed in this PIGish bull’s-eye. Joe’s PIG-worthy sin is that weasel classic - he can dish it out, but he can’t take it. When rational adults slammed Joe for moving to Wasilla to spy on Sarah, Joe whined, spewing drivel that the location of his new digs just happen to overlook Palin’s home. When Palin’s supporters showered Joe with painfully profane pleasantries, Joe whined. When Palin, and every other rational adult, pinned - quite rightly - a ‘stalker’ label on Joe, he whined. For not being MAN ENOUGH to admit the obvious fact that he moved next door to make Palin miserable...for whining when Palin fans roasted him with pointed pleasantries...for being a gutless caterwauling weasel, Joe McGinniss is the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. This is no way to treat a LADY, asshole. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: L.A. Mayor Tony Villar Full of himself, and ‘it’, Sanctuary City of Angels Mayor, Tony Villar (A.K.A. Antonio Villaraigosa), used Arizona’s SB 1070 to get his loser butt on camera, by promoting a boycott of Arizona. On paper, the boycott looked impressive: a suspension of official travel to Arizona, and the termination of future contracts with Arizona businesses. Serious shit? You bet, but did he really mean it. At least one Arizona official, Gary Pierce, a commissioner on the five-member Arizona Corporation Commission, decided to test Tony Villar’s resolve. After noting the fact that L.A. gets 25% of its power from Arizona suppliers, Gary Pierce offered to resolve that inconvenient truth, by renegotiating the power contract. Gary said, in essence, we’ll keep our power, and you can keep your money. Given a choice between raise or fold, Tony went gutless and girlie. Erroneously vilifying Gary’s OFFER, as a THREAT, Villar weaseled out, but he did it in a cowardly manner, through his spokeshole, David Beltran:
Congratulations, Tony, you’re more than a gutless, media whore, wonder. This week, you’re all that AND you’re the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Gutless Wonders of the Week Gutless Wonders: Swedish Eggheads Lars Vilks is a heroic defender of free speech who used his artistic talent to show his support for the Danish cartoonists. A marked man, since he served up his own drawing - he depicted Muhammad with a dog’s body - Lars Vilks continues to go about his business, despite Jihadikaze death threats. His most recent outing - a lecture at Uppsala University - hit the news cycle, when members of the audience attacked him:
Did the Ivory Tower Eggheads mount a vigorous defense of Lars Vilks? Not exactly. After spouting some inane drivel about ‘the free exchange of ideas’, they beat a hasty retreat. How? I’ll let Hot Air’s Allahpundit serve up this heaping helping of cowardice:
Calling these assholes ‘cowards’ gives mainstream gutless wonders a bad name, so I’ll cut to the chase. Uppsala University’s Eggheads-in-chief are the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Gutless Wonders of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: A Nadless Aussie Known only as "Mr. Pope" a chronic crybaby ran blubbering to an Aussie Family Court, in February, whimpering piteously: ‘make her stop picking on me’. Who is this dastardly woman who knotted Mr. Pope’s knickers? It’s his ex-wife whose assessment of Mr. Pope is not exactly complementary. Is she mean mouthing him all over town? Yes, and no. Yes, she’s expressing a negative view of her ex-hubby. No, she’s not casting verbal aspersions on this alleged man. Instead of telling everyone she meets, the ex-wife is getting the job done with a bumper sticker which reads: "Men are idiots. I divorced their king!" Did the Aussie black robes give Mr. Pope what he wanted? Nope, but they gave him what he needed, a swift kick in the ass:
This whiner lost his case, showing anyone/everyone what a complete loser he is, but the news isn’t all bad. His relentless blubbering made him the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Charlie Crist Flori-DUH Governor Charlie Crist’s abandonment of the Elephant Clan isn’t exactly a stunner. In fact, it was already in play, when Crist, and his Elephant Clan opponent, Marco Rubio, appeared on the March 28, 2010, edition of "Fox News Sunday With Chris Wallace." Here’s the pertinent portion of that show’s transcript (emphasis added): Here is your chance to dispel all the rumors. Are you willing to pledge right here, right now that you will run in the Republican primary for the U.S. Senate and not run as an independent? CRIST: I'm running as a Republican. I'm very proud to be from the party of Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, others that really have stood up for the principles of our party, like Ronald Reagan. This is a great party. It has a great future. We have a great opportunity to win in November. It's important that we put a candidate up that can win in November. WALLACE: So are you ruling out that you will file as an independent by the April 30th deadline? CRIST: That's right. That's right. I'm running as a Republican. WALLACE: You will run not for a governor - you'll run for Senate, and you will run as a - in the Republican primary. CRIST: Chris, I'm running for the United States Senate. I know that our country needs help. I'm running as a Republican. This man to my left is a friend but I hope to defeat him on August the 24th, and I would encourage every Florida Republican to get out and vote. WALLACE: Will you support the winner of the GOP primary, whether it's you or Marco Rubio? CRIST: Of course I will. Of course I will. But I think before that decision is made, people- WALLACE: Well, I'm going to get - I'm going to - I'll give you an opportunity for a final statement. I just want to say, though, you are saying you are going to run in the Republican primary for the U.S. Senate. You will not run on the no party affiliation line. CRIST: That's right. That's right. That's what I'm saying. He made his stand, and vowed, repeatedly, that he would NOT throw the Elephant Clan under the bus and run as an independent. Was his ‘unequivocal’ decision etched in stone? Not exactly. On Thursday, April 29, 2010, he jettisoned the Elephant Clan, and his avowed allegiance to the party of Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, and Ronald Reagan, when he announced, to nobody’s surprise, that he will run for the U.S. Senate seat in Flori-DUH as an independent. I doubt that this self-serving move will get Crist that Senate seat he craves, but it did win him this award. Fear not, Charlie, you’re much more than a hypocritical weasel. You’re the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Juan McCain There’s nothing like a tough primary fight with a well known challenger to make a legend in his own mind like Juan McCain change his spots. Finding J. D. Hayworth a formidable challenger, and unable to simply smear J. D. into political oblivion, Juan channeled his inner weasel and decided to repackage himself. By the time he finished his political makeover, Juan was portraying himself as so staunchly conservative that he makes Mr. Conservative, Barry Goldwater, seem like a card carrying extreme Libertard stamped out of the Barry Obama mold. Nice try, Juan. You might fool some people, but you don’t fool us for an instant. ‘Maverick’ is gone, and he vehemently rejects the label, when someone tries to pin it on him. ‘Amnesty’, once the centerpiece of his legislative initiatives, is gone too. Now, he’s making Tom Tancredo seem like a border jumper's best friend. When last seen, Juan was talking about putting soldiers on the border and getting tough on border jumping scumbag invaders, with the re-enforced borders he once denigrated so vociferously. Juan is the poster punk for hypocritical weasels. A man devoid of convictions, he’s that epitome of unprincipled pontificating: a politician seeking re-election. I don’t know if it will get him re-elected, since that’s in the capable hands of Arizona’s chad punchers. I do know that Juan "I’ll say anything to get re-elected" McCain’s weasel antics earned him the recognition he so richly deserves. Congratulations Juan, you’re the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Michael Steele Admittedly, RNC Chairman Michael Steele is juggling a lot of hot potatoes. Some - his lavish spending on his job perks - are his own fault. Others - the $2,000 of RNC money plunked down at a ‘bondage-themed nightclub’ - are the kind of ‘the buck stops here’ stuff that goes with his RNC chairman job. The measure of a man is how he handles such things. So how, exactly, did Mikey handle this rough patch on his political road? Did he man up, and do a ‘Truman’, by accepting responsibility? Nope. When asked a loaded, leading, question by ABC’s George Stephanopoulos on Good Morning America, this gutless wonder took the bait, playing the Race Card from the bottom of the deck:
I’d blister this pathetic piece of self-pitying political shit, but I don’t need to, because two members of Mikey’s political clan have taken this Race Card retard to the woodshed:
Ken landed several hard punches, but so did Haley Barbour:
The bad news is that Michael Steele is a caterwauling pile of race card retard crap. The good news is that his antics got him the attention he deserves as the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girliemen of the Week Girliemen: Gutless GOP Wonders If these Gutless GOP Wonders were around during the American Revolution, we’d all be singing ‘God Save the Queen. They would have whined: "We know King George III is heavy handed, but we don’t think Independence is a viable alternative. It’s just too hard for a few pissed off, poorly armed colonists to defeat the most powerful nation on Earth." If these Gutless GOP Wonders were around after December 7, 1941, we’d be a colony of the Imperial Japanese Empire. They would have whined: "We know that the Japanese begged for it, when they attacked us, without warning, but we don’t think going to war is a viable alternative. Their military might is impressive. Their weapons are superior. Their soldiers, sailors and airmen are all battle-hardened by years of conflict. We’re undermanned, ill-equipped, and unprepared. Victory is a longshot for us, so it’s not worth the effort in a losing cause." Now, with a determined enemy entrenched in positions of political power, the Gutless GOP Wonders, especially those fossils in the Senate - Mexas’s John Cornyn, South Carolina’s Lindsey Grahmnesty, for example - are beating a hasty retreat from another 'do, or die trying', fight, which we can’t afford to lose. I refer, of course, to a mid-term campaign built around the repeal of DemonCare. Now they say, "It’s too hard and success is far from assured. We think it’s better to crawl back under our rocks while the Demoncrats eviscerate the U.S. Constitution, and destroy the American Dream." It’s with the utmost revulsion and disgust, that I name these Gutless GOP Wonders the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girliemen of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Arvinder Sambei I’m picking on Arvinder Sambei, because he’s providing covering fire for sea-faring Somali scumbags. A shyster of the lowest order, he’s a hired gun for the Black Helicopter Club’s anti-piracy gas bags. It’s in that capacity that he floated to the surface of the United Nation’s toilet bowl, after some Somali scum picked on the wrong ship. It started, when the seafaring hooligans targeted a Panamanian-flagged ship - MV Almezaan - not once, but twice. By the time the pirates came back for seconds, the ship’s private security contractors where ready, willing, and eager to respond. After a brief firefight, the Somali scum abandoned the attack, then raced off to lick their wounds.
What, you ask, has this got to do with Arvinder? This piece of shyster crap is shocked, shocked, I tell you, but not for the right reason. He’s in a lather over the private security guards who were hired to DEFEND the property ship-owning capitalists from these Somali scumbags:
You’re pathetic, Arvinder. If you had any balls, you’d tell your employers to stop playing with themselves and do something to restore order in Somalia. Since that requires more MANHOOD than you can muster, STFU and enjoy your consolation prize. Congratulations, scumbag, you’re the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Eric Massa Like everyone else, I asked ‘who the hell is he’, when Empire State congressman, Eric Massa, hit a career-derailing ethics charges speed bump in the United States’ House of Representatives. It's hard to pin him down, because his story keeps changing. Unwilling, unable, to take responsibility for his own actions, he's only consistent on one point: it’s never his fault. Excuse: ‘He/they’ overreacted. It was just plain vanilla, male bonding-class, grab-ass. Excuse: ‘They’ are out to get me, because I’m against Obamacare. He backed this one up, when he invoked the horrific specter of a naked Rahmbo who accosted poor, terrified Eric in the Elected Tormentors’ shower room. Excuse: My cancer, which has been dormant for years, is back. Unwilling to simply slink away into richly deserved obscurity, Eric is conducting a ‘poor, poor, pitiful me’ tour whose lowlight, so far, is an appearance on Larry King’s CNN-perpetrated insomnia cure. During that snooze fest, Larry managed to ask a pertinent question: Are you gay? Given Eric’s long history of sexual hijinks with his male subordinates, it’s a reasonable question. Reasonable or not, Eric huffed, puffed, bobbed, weaved, and ran for cover. For lacking the stones to man up and take responsibility for his ‘I’ll show you mine, if you show me yours’ antics...for trotting out one pathetic excuse after another...for being a craven coward, Eric Massa is the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: LAUSD Superintendent Ramon Cortines Eager to make Black History Month memorable, a trio of LAUSD (Los Angeles Unified School District) teachers - all of them oppressors - decided to ‘keep it real’ for their school’s 2010 Black History Month parade. Unwilling to go with the flow, our trio of PIGish educators eschewed such ‘been there, done that’ Melanin-Enriched players as Nelson Mandela, Harriet Tubman and - of course - Messiah Barry Obama. Instead, our trio of outside the box thinkers gave the tykes in their classes pictures of O. J. Simpson, Dennis Rodman and gender bender RuPaul to carry in the parade. I know what you're thinking and you're wrong, because the relevant school authorities pre-approved their choices. Prior approval notwithstanding, Ramon Cortines went gutless and girlie, after the Ethocrap bovine excrement hit the proverbial cooling device with a deafening "splat". Instead of shaking his head, or admitting ‘Now that’s funny, I don’t care who you are’, District Killjoy Cortines went turned into a panty wearing, panic-stricken, pissant, putting the trio of funsters on administrative leave, while an investigation is conducted. Apparently, Cortines misplaced his nads, the moment that the designated Sanctuary City of Angels whiner - NAACP chapter president, Leon Jenkins - had a panty wadding hissy fit over this PIG-worthy stunt. Unwilling to do his own talking, Eunuch Ramon Cortines had his spokeshole, Gayle Pollard-Terry, spout this pathetic drivel: "The superintendent will not let anyone make a mockery out of Black History Month." Congratulations, Ramon. You’re more than a gutless guttersnipe. You’re not just another steaming pile of nadless Educrat crap. You also the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: CAIR Cretin Ibrahim Hooper A steaming Jihadikaze turd, CAIR spokesasshole Ibrahim Hooper, is not happy camper, this week. Why? Blissfully unaware of his exercise in self parody, he’s blubbering because CPAC has scheduled a panel discussion on Mecca Mania’s ‘war on free speech’, plus assorted other Jihadikaze-related issues.
If he/it had a scintilla of manhood, Ibrahim would insist on participating in the discussion of his supernaturalism’s unrelenting war on inalienable liberty. If he/it had a spine, he would exercise his free speech birthright, instead of trying to silence anyone who says things he doesn’t want to hear. If he/it had a single functioning synapse, he’d spend quality time in the FSOP, where he might finally get up to speed on the fact that there is no right which protects him from being offended. Instead he spouts drivel like this:
Congratulations, Ibrahim. You’re more than a caterwauling, Jihadikaze, shitbag. You’re the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: A Certain A-rab Ambassador Since our hero won’t give his name, I’ll call him Ziplock. Why do I call him that? Because, his story hinges on the contents of a certain ‘baggie’. Like the baggies you store in your refrigerator, this one’s purpose is to prevent something noxious from spoiling your whole day, and your appetite. Ziplock’s adventure hit high gear when he ventured forth seeking a new bride. In the process, he disproved at least two venerable axioms. Love is NOT, apparently, blind. Also, there are some faces that even a MOTHER can’t love. On the plus side, that stuff about ‘a great personality’ is still in play. Confused? Fear not, because, AFP has all those painful particulars:
I have no sympathy, whatsoever, for this caterwauling cretin. This ‘holy crap’ moment is the risk you run when you make women hide inside a full-body baggie. It’s what he deserves for playing along with this dehumanizing aspect of Mecca Mania. Furthermore, asking for his money back because she’s the poster wench for DOG, is vile, and you can quote me. In a perfect world, the court would make him pony up more money for insulting his far from lovely bride. Since the Islamikazes won’t give him a lifetime supply of razors to wack off his bride’s beard and the address of a first rate eye doctor, then tell him ‘tough darts, better you than me, Sparky’, it’s up to me to make thing’s right. Congratulations, Ziplock, you’re the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girliemen of the Week Girliemen: Certain Sandbox Officials If you think NO NADs have cornered the market on penis envy, get over it. Besieged by feelings of inadequacy, certain pigmy-wanged officials in the Sandbox’s equivalent of America’s State Department black flagged Pakistan’s new ambassador from taking up a diplomatic post in the kingdom. Why? Because Akbar Zeb, a distinguished diplomat, is Pakistan’s "Biggest Dick". Confused? Don’t be. ‘Foreign Policy’ has all the turgid, John Holmes-worthy facts:
The bad news is that, like the hung like a chipmunk dweebs in Bahrain, and UAE, the penis-envy riddled Sandbox punks have no sense of humor. The good news is that, unlike their UAE and Bahrain counterparts, the Sandbox officials have just been ‘rewarded’ for their inability to handle this "Biggest Dick". Congratulations penis envy punks, you're the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girliemen of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Arthur Mijares A Contra Costa County (Mexifornia) dude, Arthur Mijares, is obsessed with ‘The Devil’. No, not THAT devil, but he seems to have unresolved ‘issues’ with HIM, too. In this case, the Devil in question is a 3,849 prominence called Mount Diablo. After trying, and failing, to change this devilish name, in 2005, Arthur is running his idea to change the mountain’s name up the federal flagpole - United States Board on Geographic Names - again.
As usual I have several takes on this lunacy. * Arthur needs to get over it, or, if that’s impossible, he should MOVE. * Has Arthur considered the fact that, to many of Mexifornia’s indigenous moonbats, Ronald Reagan IS the Devil, making this name change a distinction without a difference? * If Arthur wants to expunge some REAL devils from Mexifornia, he should head for Sacramento, where the demon’s spawn in the state senate just passed a bill that would eradicate ALL free parking spaces from the no longer ‘Golden’ State. Arthur is so sorry that he probably gets queasy when he sees GASP Devil's Food cake on the menu, in a bakery, or on a grocery store shelf. You’re pathetic, Arthur, but you’re much more than that. You’re also the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girliemen of the Week Girlieman: Dutch Injustice Weasels The Islamikaze-appeasing weasels were undaunted by a Dutch supreme court ruling, last year, which cut PIG hero Geert Wilders some slack, by ruling that ‘insulting a religion did not automatically "imply an insult to its believers"...’ The same weasels are so spineless, they’re allowing Islamikazes to pressure them into reversing the weasels’ original decision not to file any action against Wilders, because Geert’s comments were "in the context of societal debate." Instead, these gutless wonders, surrendered to caterwauling Islamikazes who want Geert Wilders nailed for a ‘hate crime’. Why are they after Geert? They’re acting pissy, because his exceptional film, "Fitna" gives them a boo-boo.
A man with the courage of his convictions, Geert is a hero, whose exercise in free speech has so angered Jihadikaze scumbags, that he has been living under 24-hour police protection since 2004. Instead of venerating Geert’s free speech birthright, these gutless Dutch wonders are determined to stab him in the back to appease caterwauling Islamikazes. It’s an act of craven cowardice which has earned these Dutch injustice officials what they so richly deserve, the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girliemen of the Week award. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Steven Relf I freely admit that calling Steve Relf a ‘man’ is an insult to the male of the species. Why? He’s a craven coward, who abused his gig as a bartender, by raping many of the women who entered the pub where he worked, seeking a libation. Deemed a ‘sexual predator’ by the proper authorities, this festering sore on humanity’s butt is believed to have raped at least 40 women. Stevie is more than a rapist scumbag. Based on his latest antics, he’s also a caterwauling cretin who won’t stop whining about the ‘intolerable’ conditions of his confinement. He’s okay, more or less, with the iron bars, barbed wire, and armed guards, but there is one thing about his graybar suite that gets on atheist Stevie’s last, raw, nerve: his holy roller cellmate:
Stevie is such a gutless loser that he’s forced share this PIGish bitch-slap with the spineless Brit innkeepers who made Stevie’s day by transferring his holy roller cellmate. For being a whining asshole, Steve Relf is the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week Girlieman of the Year Girlieman: Messiah Barry When he put up his ‘the buck stops here’ sign in the Oval Office, President Harry S. Truman, unintentionally, set the POTUS accountability bar very high for his successors. Unintentionally? You bet, because President Truman embedded the idea in the minds of We the People, making us demand Truman-like POTUS accountability from every occupant of the Oval Office. In the years that followed Truman’s Oval Office tenure, his successors faced this challenge squarely, with mixed results, the most notable failures being Tricky Dicky, Jihad Jimmy, and Bubba. As bad as they were, none of them came close to the current Finger Pointer In Chief. When it comes to passing the buck Prompter Punk is in a class by himself. Voting ‘present’ is his favorite move, one that his willing toadies in the mainstream media aid and abet, with their steadfast refusal to ask Messiah Barry any hard questions. Is it any wonder that Messiah Barry’s instinctive response to any crisis rejects Harry Truman’s "the buck stops here" and embraces, instead, Bart Simpson’s "I didn’t do it"? Nope. Hunkered down in his reality-proof Red Shed bunker, Messiah Barry is determined to keep voting present, no matter what happens on his watch. The latest airborne terrorist attack, on Flight 253, is a prime example of Blame-Shifting Barry in action. If this gutless wonder has his way, he’ll make you believe that Vicente W. Bush, personally, handed the Nigerian Jihadikaze his boarding pass in Amsterdam. He’ll insist that it was none other than Dick "Darth" Cheney who passed the underwear bomber through the security checkpoint in Amsterdam. This isn’t breaking news, nor should it be, because Blame-Shifting Barry has been playing this "Bush did it" game all year. Double-digit unemployment? Bush did it. Runaway government spending? Bush did it. A plummeting dollar? Bush did it. The subprime mortgage debacle? Bush did it. Trillion dollar federal deficits, forever? Bush did it. A powerless, impoverished America which is wide open to Jihadikaze assaults? Bush did it. Appeasement on steroids? Bush held a gun to Barry’s head and MADE him do it. If all the key decisions are being made by Vicente W. Bush anyway, why the f**k do we need this Dumbo-eared Marxist Messiah loser? As much as he pissed me off, the Cowboy was/is still a significant improvement over this COMMIE. It’s time for rational American adults to evict Blame-Shifting Barry from our misery. Hit the road, Jackass, and let us put someone with a full set of balls in charge. Admittedly, it’s a memorable, "WELL DUH", moment in the PIGdom, but a pagan scribbler has to do what a pagan scribbler has to do. For resetting the bar on gutless and girlie, Messiah Barry Obama is the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Year. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Lieberman’s Gatekeeper Gorilla On Tuesday, December 15, 2009, members of the Tea Party Patriots gathered in Washington DC to exercise their First Amendment Rights. They did so, by visiting the offices of numerous United States Senators who might play a key role in the defeat of Messiah Barry’s DeathCare debacle. While exercising their right to peaceably assemble in one such office, the one belonging to one of the key DeathCare Bill players, Senator Joe Lieberman, Mark Meckler (a National Tea Party Patriot Coordinator), Sally Oljar (another National Coordinator) and Michael Greer (a Mexifornia Patriot) attempted to petition their government, directly, by exercising their free speech with the Senator. Although the trio were, at all times respectful, the same can’t be said for Senator Lieberman’s gatekeeper gorilla, whom we will call Kong. Mark Meckler explains the confrontation in a posting on the Tea Party Patriots Internet site:
Although it’s a big deal to Mark Meckler, I’m going to set aside his position in the Tea Party Patriot organization. Why? It’s a side issue. What matters to me is the fact that this gatekeeper gorilla got insufferably snarky with three citizens who wanted nothing more, nothing less, than their constitutional right to speak to their employee, Senator Joe Lieberman. They wanted to talk, respectfully, with a man whose vote on the DeathCare bill could have a disastrous impact on every American citizen, including the three in Joe Lieberman’s office. When confronted by three sovereign American individuals, who just wanted to talk to their employee, this gatekeeper gorilla piece of shit went gutless and girlie, then ran caterwauling to the Capitol Hill cops. I suspect that the only reason he called the proper authorities is the fun fact that it would take too long to summon a gang of SEIU thugs to break some Tea Party Patriot heads. Congratulations, Kong, in addition to being a pimple on humanity’s butt, not to mention a craven coward when confronted by we the people, you’re also the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Mike Huckabee The nicest thing I can say about this Huckabee loser is this: Mikey’s Harry Truman impression needs work. Apparently, for Mike Huckabee, 'the buck stops anywhere, but here'. In fact, instead of accepting his part of the blame for commuting the sentence of that rat bastard who mowed down 4 police officers in Lakewood, Washington, Mikey went gutless and girlie, by blaming everyone else: Mike Huckabee, who as Arkansas governor commuted the sentence of the man suspected of killing four Lakewood Police officers, said Monday night his "heart is broken" but insisted that prosecutors and judges were derelict in keeping Maurice Clemmons from returning to prison. (Seattle Post-Intelligencer) I’ve had my fill of gutless and girlie assholes with delusions of grandeur. I've had my fill of craven, finger-pointing, cowards who sleaze their way into the Oval Office. I''ve had my fill, to put it bluntly, of Mike Huckabee. With his abject failure to accept any responsibility for his own actions, Mikey has proven himself UNFIT for the presidency. If Mikey REALLY had the right ‘leadership’ stuff, he would have owned up to his critical role in Maurice Clemmons’ release from custody. Instead, his first instinct was to do a Bart Simpson, by bleating "I didn’t do it." For passing the buck, instead of accepting it...for shifting the blame, instead of shouldering it...for trying to vote "present", when it comes to Mauricce Clemmons’ release from prison, Mike ‘Holier Than Thou’ Huckabee is the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girliemen of the Week Girliemen: Sushi Slammer ‘Herbivores’ What exactly is a Sushi Slammer ‘Herbivore’? What indeed? An NPR rant shares these PIG-worthy particulars:
Herbivores are, of their own volition, mired in a ‘girls are icky’ stage of adolescence. Unwilling to get horizontal and squishy, their psychological self-castration allows their nads to wither on the, uh, vine. In and of itself, that doesn’t qualify them for this award, but, their steadfast devotion to a boob tube show named ‘Girlie Guys’, seals the deal, for Yukihiro Yoshida and his grass munching cohorts. Congratulations Eunuchs, you’re the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girliemen of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Nick Balzano One of those ‘good kids’ whom we honor, here, in the Free State of PIG, 17 year old Kevin Anderson is working hard to earn his Eagle Scout badge. While pursuing that noble status, Kevin spent 200 hours, over several weeks, clearing a 1,000-foot long walking and biking path at Kimmets Lock Park (Allentown, Pennsylvania). Nobody asked him to do it, because nobody needed to ask. Kevin Anderson saw something that needed to be done and he went to work on the task. No harm, no foul? It is, to a rational adult, a descriptor which excludes a local union thug named Nick Blazano. In addition to being the biggest pile of shit in Allentown, Nick Blazano is president of the local SEIU (Service Employees International Union) in Allentown. Already in a panty-wadding panic, after the city decided to lop off 39 SEIU asshats from the city payroll, Nick was in a very crappy mood (crappy being the nominal state for a turd like Nick). Alarmed by Kevin’s random act of good citizenship, Nick ran caterwauling to the Allentown City Council, blubbering incoherently about filing a grievance against the city for allowing Kevin to clear that stretch of Kimmets Lock Park. Thus sayeth Nick: volunteer workers are a capitalist plot. In Nick's personal toilet bowl, only union punks are allowed to use a hoe, use shovel, plant a flower, and/or clear a path. When the blowback reached deafening levels, Nick ran for cover. No longer ‘available’ for comment, Nick cowered in his hole beneath a SEIU rock, forcing those higher up the SEIU food chain to erase that rancid ‘Nick Blazano was here’ stench from Allentown.
Nice try, SEIU punks, but that gutless wonder, Nick Blazano, is still acting like a craven coward. For picking a fight with an exemplary young man...for throwing a tantrum at a city council meeting...for lacking the nads to man up and apologize...for craven cowardice on a mind-boggling scale, Nick "The Titanic Turd" Blazano is the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girliemen of the Week Girliemen: Harald Kloser, Roland Emmerich If you’ve seen the teasers for Columbia Pictures forthcoming flick, "2012", you’re painfully aware of its ‘we’re all going to die’ plot line. If you managed to elude the death and destruction-saturated teasers, I’ll give you a heads up. To this pagan scribbler, it looks like the kind of flick you’d get from the (past) master of disaster, Irwin Allen, if he wrote the screenplay while he was on the ultimate bad acid trip. The prime mover on "2012" is Director Roland Emmerich, a film wrangler who is no stranger to wholesale, cinematic, destruction: "Independence Day", "Godzilla", "The Day After Tomorrow". Ready, willing and eager, to create havoc, Roland set out to destroy as many noteworthy landmarks as possible. St. Peters Basilica? Yup. Rio’s Christ the Redeemer statue? Yup. The Red Shed? Yup. Taiwan’s Taipei 101 - the world’s tallest completed building? He’s got it in his sights. Nothing, it seems, is safe from destruction, or is it?
For going gutless and girlie...for letting 7th century supernaturalists dictate what they can destroy in their movie...for giving raving Islamikaze moonbats a veto power over what can, and can’t, appear in a movie, Roland Emmerich and Harald Kloser are the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girliemen of the Week. Girliemen of the Week Girliemen: The Suits at Microsoft Eager to make computer users forgive and forget the infamous Windows Vista debacle, the suits at Microsoft decided to team up with the producers of a popular boob tube cartoon series, ‘The Family Guy’. In exchange for Microsoft’s sponsorship, the show’s producers would write a special episode of their show which would promote the newest version of Billy Gates’ operating system, Windows 7. We don’t know what Microsoft envisioned, when it $igned on for ‘a variety show episode called Family Guy Presents: Seth And Alex's Almost Live Comedy Show, featuring animated and live sketches’. We do know that they were shocked, shocked, I tell you, over what they got:
Obviously, nobody in Microsoft’s executive suites bothered to watch episodes of ‘Family Guy’, before they ponied up million$ for a special episode. If they had done their homework, they’d know how politically incorrect the show’s writers - Seth MacFarlane and Alex Borstein - really are. If they had done their homework, they’d know about past ‘Family Guy’ controversies: prior episodes featured jokes about abortion, Mother Teresa, pedophilia, and much, much, more. Instead, they blundered into an show biz icon of inKorrectness, then, in a gutless and girlie panic, set their hair on fire. LOSERS! Microsoft’s suits need to grow a pair, a badly needed ‘sprouting’ which is long overdue. Since, they can’t, or won’t, get over it, the FSOP is forced to make these cringing, computer code wrangling, cretins, the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girliemen of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girliemen: The Suits At Target The suits at ‘Target’ had a lock on a ‘capitalist of the week’ award, until some Colonista whining made them go gutless and girlie. It started, when someone with a properly-PIGish sense of humor created what has to be the inKorrect Halloween costume of the year: their over-the-top ‘Illegal Alien’ Halloween costume:
It is - as the accompanying image demonstrates -an utterly PIGish idea. Predictably, our enthusiasm for this idea isn’t shared by Border Jumping Scumbag Invaders, or those who coddle them:
Joshua Thomas is right, when he says Target made a mistake, but this ‘mistake’ isn’t posting the costume. The real ‘mistake’ is turning into cringing cretins, when the Colonistas whined about this inKorrect gem. Angleica Salas won’t give Target an award for knuckling under, but the FSOP will. Congratulations Joshua, you, and the rest of the suits at Target, are the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girliemen of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Al Gore Tired of playing second fiddle to the new kid on the messianic meathead block, yesterday’s ‘savior’, Messiah Al, showed up at one of those stage-managed events where, in theory, never is heard a discouraging word. If you’ve been paying attention, you know, by now, that the Tennessee Tonnage hasn’t got the nads to defend his Globally Warmed whoppers - face to face - with a fact-laden rational adult. According to this Fat Cave Fathead, the ‘science is settled’ and no longer needs defending. According to rational, climate-wrangling, adults Al’s JUNK SCIENCE is so riddled with holes, that it’s utterly indefensible, a fun fact which explains why the Tennessee Tonnage refuses to discuss it. Al’s yammering at the Society of Environmental Journalists annual conference at the Madison Concourse Hotel (Wisconsin) was going along nicely, until ‘it’ happened. In a heartbeat, this lip-flapping, legend in his own mind was exposed as the gutless guttersnipe he really is. It happened, when, too full of himself, the Tennessee Tonnage opened the floor to questions:
If this bloated piece of crap insists on promoting this junk science whopper, the least he could do is man up. If that’s too much for him, he should shut his gaping pie hole slink back to his Fat Cave, where his sonorous bloviating won’t put rational adults to sleep. If he thinks this Globally-Warmed yammering will win him another prize, he’s poised to get his wish. Congratulations fatass, you’re the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Roman Polanski I don’t give a rat’s ass how many Tinsel Town twerps sign a petition on behalf of this pervert. I don’t give a damn if the victim of his assault just wants to put an end to this painful incident in her life. I don’t care if it happened more then 3 decades ago. I don’t give a damn how many hit movies he’s perpetrated. I do give a damn about what he did to a 13 year old girl in 1977. In 1977, the 44-year-old Polanski invited a girl named Samantha to pose for some photos to be published in a famous magazine. She was your age. Thirteen. After she arrived, he forced Samantha to drink alcohol, then drugged her with powerful medication. She repeatedly asked him to stop. She said “no.” Over and over, she said “no.” Undeterred, he proceeded to violate her sexually. Some of the things he did to her are so grotesque, they are not appropriate to recount in this column. It was all illegal, and all unwelcome. (A Guy Benson Town Hall column addressed to an unidentified 13 year old, presumably a family member.) This gutless piece of shit drugged, then forced himself on, a frightened 13 year old girl who asked him to stop, time and time again. Afterwards, he told the still frightened girl not to tell her mother, a plea his victim ignored. Later, when he was headed for a richly deserved stint in a Mexifornia graybar, he ran true to form - gutless to the core - and ran away. He’s been acting gutless and girlie ever since, until the Swiss authorities bagged and tagged him, at the request of Mexifornia justice system officials. This craven coward is still acting like a panicked, panty-wearing, punk. He still hasn’t got the stones to face up to, and pay the price for, what he has done. I’m tired of this spineless scumbag's excuses. I’m tired of him hiding behind his Tinsel Town friends. I’m tired of him, period. I don’t care how many awards his films have won, the only award that matters to me is the one he’s just won: the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Messiah Barry I know what you’re thinking and I tend to agree. Making Messiah Barry Girlieman of the Week reeks of picking low-hanging fruit. Why him? Because the latest stop on his ‘America sucks, but it’s not my fault’ tour pissed me off, in a BIG way. I considered making him a Steaming Load, but this pathetically pandering POTUS pissant would probably consider it a compliment. Instead, I’m stooping to calling an alleged man who was born without balls, and has a spine made out of silly putty, a ‘Girlieman’. With his popularity, slowly, inexorably, waning, as ‘familiarity breeds contempt’ snaps Americans out of their Obama zombie fog, Messiah Barry took his show on the road. Full of himself and ‘it’, he fed his insatiable ego with a pit stop at the Black Helicopter Club. As usual, this pathetic prompter-addicted pissant pandered to the international rabble, by feeding their America hating fervor. Desperate for any scrap of approval, this gutless wonder took his America sucks rhetoric to new lows. He apologized for the success of American capitalism and vowed to execute it with a Globally Warmed, ‘Cap and Trade’ noose. He apologized to the tyrants, despots and scumbags in the audience for America’s history of promoting liberty in all the dark places where tyranny thrives. He vowed that America would, henceforth, stand down and never again go it alone, when a wrong needed to be righted. He apologized for standing shoulder to shoulder with our friend, Israel, and made it clear that Uncle Sam will look the other way when Iran nukes Israel into oblivion. He apologized for America’s military might and promised to leave the USA defenseless by scuttling our nuclear arsenal. He apologized for America’s world leader role, vowing to put the USA at the rear of the line in the roster of nations. When he wasn’t apologizing for America’s strength, leadership and greatness, Messiah Barry was stroking his own ego, by bragging about his success at destroying us from within. In short, he groveled for personal acclamation and accolades, by beating a hasty retreat from the once great nation he’s supposed to lead. Messiah Barry is a gutless guttersnipe who will bend over to take it from anyone, as long as the ‘stallion’ terminates the butt service with a pat on Barry’s scrawny butt. You’re a narcissistic piece of shit, Barry. You’re a scumbag who will sacrifice anyone, anything, to feed your egregiously inflated ego. You’re all that, and more, including the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Joe Wilson South Carolina Congressman Joe Wilson was, for one brief moment, that icon of improbability: an honest man in the halls of Congress. In a room filled with liars, damn liars and statisticians - the biggest, boldest of which was Prompter Punk himself - Joe Wilson, for one shining moment, did the unthinkable. Joe Wilson told the truth, when he called Messiah Barry a liar. He boldly - some might say foolishly - used a rare moment of silence between Messiah Barry whoppers - to call a liar a ‘liar’, to the man’s face, in front of a national television audience. His heroism, along with his bravado, evaporated, immediately after the speech, when Prompter Punk’s Chicago enforcer, Rahmbo, ORDERED, the jellyfish running the Elephant Clan to have Joe Wilson call Rahmbo’s office and apologize for, at minimum, his ‘shocking breech of decorum’. Sinking to new depths, the Elephant Clan jellyfish whined, groveled, and sniveled, at Rahmbo’s feet, before ganging up on Joe Wilson. Did it work? You bet, and it gave the Libertards what they wanted, a new cause celebre. Joe Wilson breeched decorum by getting real in Congress. The steaming pile of turds who infest our nation’s capitol won’t tolerate that kind of thing, and they’ve launched an all out Jihad to destroy this dastardly individual who dared to say what EVERY RATIONAL ADULT knows: Messiah Barry is congenital liar who wouldn’t know the truth if it fell on him. Don’t take my word for it, track down an AP story which starts out with this ‘liar, liar, pants on fire’ smackdown:
Merely mortal, Joe didn’t have the nads to stand his ground. As a result, Joe has the dubious honor of replacing Sarah Palin as the most hated vast right-wing conspirator in America. Assuming they can’t drive him out of congress, all the POTUS Punk's men will do their best to make the rest of Joe Wilson’s term in office a living hell. He was destined to be on the receiving end of a shit storm, in any case, but it’s a lot easier to take those fetid slings and arrows in stride, if you have the balls to hang tough, when the truth is on your side. You let me down, Joe. I dared to hope during your Mr. Smith Goes To Washington Moment, but you proved, in the end, that you’re just another Washington Beltway Weasel. You’ll be suitably thrilled to learn that you’re the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Dr. Ed Bruckner Dr. Ed Bruckner, President of American Atheists, is, apparently, a man with too much time on his hands. This week, he’s pissing (probably in his pants) and moaning over an item which was blasted - uh - heavenward, on the latest mission of space shuttle Discovery. The angst-inducing icon which has Little Eddie foaming at the mouth is, to this pagan scribbler, utterly innocuous. Little Eddie has, inexplicably, turned it into a supernaturalist stake being driven into the heart of America’s separation of church and state:
If this petty crap is all it takes to set Little Eddie’s hair on fire, he should see a quack about ‘growing a pair’. Hopefully, this FSOP bitch-slap will help him fill that void, but I’m not going to hold my breath. As far as I can tell, the only supernaturalism-obsessed space cadet in this story is a chronic bed-wetter named Eddie Bruckner. If Little Eddie had the requisite nads, he would take on the REAL threat to Church-State separation. He would take dead aim at the Islamikazes who are systematically trying to inject Sharia law into the public - tax funded - sphere, from sea to shining sea. If Little Eddie had a hint of manhood, he would stop Sharia law from getting a foodhold, in the USA, the way it has in blights like Canada, and J.O.E. For his egregious, holy rollers are lurking in NASA’s woodpile, bed-wetting over something as trivial as a small piece of metal from a plane crash, Little Eddie Bruckner is the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Governor David Paterson With his approval ratings in the crapper - 30% now, but they have been as low as 18% - New York Governor David Paterson isn’t thrilled spitless about his chances of being elected to the governorship. Getting the job, after Eliot Spitzer’s hooker scandal made room for Davie at the top, was a piece of cake, but keeping the job that he now holds isn’t going to be a slam dunk. Why? His policies, his pathetic performance, haven’t been a voter-inspiring success. With Attorney General Andrew Cuomo ready, willing, and eager to give himself a promotion up the political food chain, Davie boy isn’t looking forward to the forthcoming election cycle. Feeling vulnerable, and unable to present a convincing argument for his candidacy, David Paterson played a depressingly familiar card from the bottom of the deck, the Race Card:
Did this ‘racist media punks are out to get me’ bull crap work? Not exactly. Melanin-Enriched state Senator Kevin Parker (D-Brooklyn), thinks that Davie needs to grow a pair:
The only person impeding David Paterson’s political ambitions is David Paterson. His suckage as New York state’s chief executive is his own doing. For blaming the great white bigot...for his steadfast refusal to accept responsibility for his own actions, Governor David Paterson is the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Congresspuke Alan Grayson Last week, I opined that our winner, Congressman Tim Bishop, took gutless and girlie to a whole new level. I was right, then, but Timmy boy just got left in the dust by Flori-DUD Congresspuke, Alan Grayson. Eager to avoid the infamy that comes from being a ‘Milk Carton Politician’, freshman Demoncrat Congressman, Alan Grayson (Flori-DUD), decided to bite the bullet and face his constituents at a town hall meeting. Courageous to a fault, Alan showed his true colors with these putrid particulars: * He issued a press released announcing the meeting a mere 24 hours before the festivities. * He located the town hall meeting at the notoriously ‘neutral’, International Brotherhood of Electrical Workers Local 606 Union Hall. * The room in question only seats 125 people. * Alan’s town hall meeting was scheduled immediately AFTER local Demoncrats held a meeting in the same room. * Eager to encourage a frank, open, discussion, Alan let the union head-breakers man the microphones. Talk about a stacked deck! A free ranging rational adults can’t get inside to ask those pointed questions, because the room is already packed with Demoncrats and IBEW headbreakers. If a roving sovereign individual did get in, the union thugs in charge of the microphones would keep them from speaking their piece. This punk’s constituents must be thrilled spitless to have a Alan "Taking Gutless to New Depths" Grayson (mis) representing them in Congress. Alan Grayson did the impossible, he made a gutless wonder like Tim Bishop look courageous. For those, and other, noxious antics, Congressman Alan Grayson is the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Congresspunk Tim Bishop One of those infamous faux conservatives - a blue dog Demoncrat - Congresspunk Tim Bishop yammered the unwary rational adults in his ‘red’, Empire State, district into voting for him. Apparently, he channeled his inner Abe Lincoln by fooling ‘some of the people all of the time’. That magic spell worked like gang-busters, on chad-punching day, but it’s starting to wear off, leaving Tim in rational adult infested ‘you can’t fool all of the people all of the time’ waters. D’Oh. Determined to give ‘some of the people all of the time’ another shot, Timmy boy decided to roll those town hall meeting dice. Was he stupid enough to face outraged voters in his district? Not exactly.
He’s holding a town meeting for his constituents 20 MILES outside his district? He’s holding it at head-breaker central, the SEIU Purple Gang’s Hicksville (NY) office? Wow! Congratulations Timmy Boy, you just took gutless and girlie to a whole new level. It puts you in the same league as the Commissar of Gutless and Girlie, Messiah Barry. Timmy boy will be thrilled to learn that his craven cowardice earned him a double dose of award winning joy. In addition to being the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week, Timmy "The Twerp" Bishop just landed a spot on the FSOP’s short list for Girlieman of the Year. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Messiah Barry Messiah Barry is finally, starting to reap what he sowed, and he’s not thrilled spitless about it. Thanks to a slavishly devoted Broadcast Blowjob Brigade, it was smooth sailing for Hopey McChange, during the endless, 2008, election cycle. Armed with his trusty-dusty electronic brain - his teleprompter - Messiah Barry glibly told each audience what it wanted to hear. Nobody - especially Messiah Barry - was the least bit troubled by the fact that, over time, he kept contradicting himself. With the News Nitwits calling him a genius, the Marxist Messiah raised talking out of both sides of his mouth to an art form. Fat, dumb, and happy in his bubble of socialist serenity, the gibberish-spewing gasbag was the only one who didn’t see the reality check headed straight for him. That’s why, a mere 6-months after his hostile takeover of the Red Shed, Messiah Barry is gobsmacked by those dastardly rational adults who ask painful, pointed, questions like "Why can’t you keep your story straight?". When faced with incontrovertible proof that, not too long ago, he was steadfastly contradicting his current set of ‘alleged’ views, he went gutless and girlie. A man of principles would stand his ground, and confront his critics face to face. That’s the way a real man, a real leader, a person with the courage of his convictions, would respond. Since he’s none of the aforementioned things, Messiah Barry cowered under his Oval Office desk, while his goon squad mounted a counter attack. He seems to be the only one who doesn’t know that the slings and arrows of unrelenting criticism are part and parcel of the high office that he now holds. The lines of defense are what you should expect from a craven coward whose political career is built on the equivocating quicksand of voting ‘present’, instead of making a stand. First, Red Shed minions claimed that Messiah Barry’s mutually contradictory views - all of them caught on tape - were ‘taken out of context’. When that didn’t fly, the Messiah’s goons retreated to the second line of defense ‘disagreeing with Messiah Barry is - ta da - RACIST’. Sensing that this line of defense isn’t strong enough to ward off Barry’s critics, the Red Shed goons borrowed a page from the tyrant’s playbook, by asking mind-numbed Obamunists to turn in the identity of Messiah Barry’s critics. Throughout all this, Messiah Barry exposes his cowardice, by hiding while others fight his battles. For refusing to fight his own battles...for resorting to name-calling when challenged...for turning into a whining pissant when he’s criticized...for trying to intimidate his critics into silence by abusing his Constitutional authority...for unrelenting, caterwauling cowardice, Messiah Barry "POTUS PUNK" Obama is the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Mel Simon Mel Simon is a mall-owning capitalist who wears his Obamunism on his sleeve. A Chris Matthews class acolyte, who has pumped wads of money into the Obamunist coffers, this dude refuses to allow anyone to denigrate his Marxist Messiah. This Barry worshiping asshat got his panties wadded, after a certain outpost of capitalism in his Concord Mills Mall (Concorde, North Carolina) registered on his radar. Housed in one of those walkway kiosks, "Free Market Warrior" sells posters and bumper stickers that are guaranteed to give a gutless, Obama worshiping, wonder, like Mel Simon, heartburn: "Impeach Obama", "Work harder. Obama needs the money", "Al Qaeda’s favorite days: 9/11/01 and 11/04/08". In theory, Free Market Warrior owner, Loren Spivack, has the right to free speech, but not at Concord Mills Mall, where the predominant politic wares reflect the Mel Simon’s Libertard brain fart:
I don’t have a problem with Mel Simon black-flagging a business on his property. I don’t have a problem, if he does it to suit his own, Libertard, brainfarts. I don’t have a problem, when he snuffs out a business that says things he doesn’t want to hear. If he gets this crap wrong, the marketplace will teach Mel the errors of his ways. Mel exposed himself as a Girlieman, when he terminated Loren’s lease because certain posters and bumper stickers pissed him off, by the way he did it. A man, a REAL man, would have the spine to go public with his decision. A man, a REAL man, would tell Loren Spivack, and all those Concord Mills Mall customers the truth: I won’t let him say those things about my Marxist Messiah, in MY mall." Since he lacks the nads to make it clear - MY MALL, MY RULES, NO EXCEPTIONS - he’s acting like that classically Libertard pimple on humanity’s butt: the gutless guttersnipe. That’s all it takes to make Mel Simon the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. UPDATE: Mel Simon is the asshat who nuked the July 4th Tea Party, at the last minute, on his property in Atlanta, GA. He was a gutless wonder about that crap, too. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Gutless al-Cringer Gutless - his real name is withheld, for obvious reasons - fled in abject terror, after a series of disturbing encounters with the ultimate neighbor from hell. After starting slowly with strange noises, the neighbor from hell unleashed threatening voicemails, stolen cell phones and pelted Gutless and members of his family with rocks, when they ventured out of the family abode. Eventually, Gutless and his al-Cringer clan cut their losses and fled from the abode in Medina (Saudi Arabia) which has been their home for 15 years. I know what you’re thinking and, under normal circumstances I’d agree, that, all things considered, Gutless al-Cringer’s antics seem wise, since this neighbor from hell seemed to endanger his family, especially his children. So why this Girlieman bitch-slap? Because this neighbor from hell is - I am not making this up - a genie. This one, apparently, is Barbara Eden’s twin from hell, a humorless disembodied spirit that delights in twisting Gutless al-Cringer’s knickers. When you’re such a jello-spined jackass that you let a disembodied spirit - a figment of fevered brain caused by wearing your dishrag headgear too tight - terrorize you, Girlieman of the Week is almost too good for you. Almost, but, when you take this figment of your imagination to court for theft and harassment, there’s definitively girly. For taking gutless and girlie straight into the Twilight Zone...for inflicting your insanity on your family...for being so pathetic that a Saudi Shariah court took pity on you by ‘looking into it’, Gutless al-Cringer is the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girliepunks of the Week Girliepunks: Fred Phelps & His Hate Mongers We began this week brimming with optimism, that the Fred Phelps hate mongers would make our day, by attending Mikey’s sendoff. As far as we can tell, they didn’t make the trip. Or, if they did make the trip, they didn’t make our day, by going toe to toe with the Mikey Maniac horde. Bummer. They built up our hopes by posting this on Fred’s ‘hating for the Lord’ cyberspace speedbump: 07/07/2009 Staples Center - Michael Wacko Jacko Jackson is in hell! 1111 S. Figueroa St WBC will be there to remind you to stop worshiping the dead. We will be there to tell you to Thank God for the death of this filthy, adulterous, idolatrous, gender-confused, nationality-confused, unthankful brute beast. We will be there to remind you that God Killed Wacko Jacko. There is a God, and a Day of Judgment. For you to wallow and murmur against God for his righteous Judgments is sin and will cause YOU to join Michael in hell. Taking that prose to heart, the PIG staff dared to dream: Mikey Maniacs vs Westboro Baptist? I’m hard pressed to see a down side on this one. It’s the ultimate win-win, no matter how this one turns out. If Westboro pisses off the Mikey Maniacs, including Je$$e and $harpton, WIN. If the Mikey Maniacs totally stomp Westboro Baptist ass, WIN. Holy, make my day, Batman! Freddy and his merry band of hate mongers let us down, and we’re not the least bit amused. The Fred Phelps hate jihad had a ready-made media circus that was begging to be exploited, and they blew it. For building up our hopes...for going gutless and girlie at the worst possible time...for lacking the nads to exploit the Mikey sendoff media circus, Fred Phelps and his roving hate-a-thon retards are the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girliepunks of the Week. Girliemen of the Week Girliemen: Reps. Patrick McHenry (R-N.C.), Lynn Westmoreland (R-Ga.) and John Mica (R-Fla.) Michele Bachmann is our kind of woman. This Elephant Clan Congresswoman from Minnesota has substantiated her PIGgal credentials, time and time again. She proved herself, by stepping up to each challenge, and enduring the ensuing brickbats that ensue when she gets too real. Recently, she took dead aim at the U.S. Census, by proudly proclaiming her steadfast refusal to answer questions that the Nanny State has no business asking:
Instead of challenging Messiah Barry and his goose-stepping, ACORN co-horts, on their blatant invasion of every American’s privacy, a trio of gutless, Pachyderm Puke wonders cowered in the offices. From their refuges, they took Michele Bachmann to task for inviting the terrifying (to them) wrath of the Marxist Messiah, Barry Obama.
Just the thought of ACORN...the mere idea of a Messiah Barry frown, has these three festering sores on humanity’s butt crapping in their pants. Technically, they’re men, but in reality, they’re eunuchs. Michele Bachmann has more balls AS A WOMAN, then these three pieces of shit have collectively, as so-called ‘men’. In a perfect world, somebody would put them out of humanity’s misery, but that would be a criminal waste of hard to find ammo. Instead, we’ll line them up against the wall of the PIG Bunker and mow them down with this rhetorical fusillade, as the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girliemen of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Perez Hilton If you’ve never heard of a music wrangler named - this is not a typo - Will.I.Am, don’t feel like the Lone Ranger. He, is, I recently learned, a member of the group Back-Eyed Peas. It’s that latter fact which put Will.I.Am on the pink panty wearing radar of that GLAAD BAAG rump ranger, Perez Hilton. Full of himself, and it, after derailing the aspirations of Carrie Prejean, during the Miss USA pageant, this prancing pimple on humanity’s butt, started sniping at the Black-Eyed Peas and their lead singer, Fergie. Eventually, thanks to fickle fate, Perez crossed paths with Fergie’s bandmate, Will.I.Am., at a video awards show in Toronto (Cana-DUH). During the ensuing exchange of pleasantries, Will.I.Am, told Perez to lay off Fergie. Feeling smug and snarky, Perez called Will.I.Am a "faggot". By the time the dust finally settled, the Black-Eyed Peas manager, Polo Molina, had - by Hilton’s count - punched him in the face, at least three times. Apparently, Polo needs to spend some time in the gym, because, despite taking several shots at Hilton, he barely left a mark on the caterwauling cretin’s face. Marked or not, panty punk had a hissy fit, thinking, no doubt, that he’s qualified for what the Ace of Spades HQ folks call the ‘Girl Rule’. That would allow panty punk to say anything he wants, without, as Ace puts it "earning a one-way ticket to Shinerville". If that’s what Panty Punk Perez thought, he knows better, now. Perez Hilton is the poster pussy for ‘dishes it out, but can’t take it’. He thinks he’s a ‘girl’, and thus immune to the normal repercussions that ensue when a man mouths off to the wrong dude, by spewing ‘fighting words’. Panty Punk, you’re a dude, but, if you keep up this crap, some dude is going to rectify that inconvenient biological truth. Since there’s nothing the FSOP can do to hasten that glorious, nadless, day, we do what we can by naming Perez Hilton the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Thomas Parkin Thomas Parkin is a Big Apple dude who took girlie to the limit, and laughed all the way to the bank. Undaunted by his mother’s demise, Thomas gave a whole new meaning to ‘keeping her memory alive’. In addition to her memory, he kept her income alive, for the past 6 years, by dressing up as ‘mom’ when he went out to perform mom’s essential tasks. His ruse worked so well, that he raked in $50,000 in Socialist Security money. Just getting started, he also nailed the Big Apple for $65,000 in rent assistance. His undoing involves a complicated real estate deal that came apart when someone asked to see Tommy boy AND mommy, in the same room, at the same time. Eat your heart out Norman Bates. Congratulations Tommy/mommy you’re the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week Runner-up: We don’t usually have a runner up for this award, and, quite frankly, this week’s co-winner, isn’t really a Girlieman. In fact, it’s just the opposite. The Free State of PIG is pleased to coronate our first - and probably last - MANLY GIRL, Chaz - formerly Chastity - Bono. After enduring decades of ‘that’s a MAN, baby’, Cher’s baby girl is finally doing to right thing, the honorable thing, to make reality match the ‘she’s gotta be a dude’ perception. The FSOP salutes Chaz for ending this confusion, by undergoing a female-to-male sex change. For permanently resolving this devilish detail, the FSOP names Chaz Bono the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s first Dudely Girl of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Lou Rago A self appointed guardian of everything ‘Italian’, Italian American Human Relations Foundation of Chicago founder, Lou Rago, is a professional caterwauling cretin. If anything hints of a punchline at an Italian’s expense, Lou’s panties are pre-set to wad, instantly. It’s not our idea of a claim to fame, but if that’s the best Lou can do, so be it. This week, doing his best to act manly, Lou put on a convincing enough illusion of manhood to make the brewskie wranglers at Miller Light yank a new series of commercials. It doesn’t say much about the manhood levels at Millers, but we’ll give them a pass, this time, since Lou is a professional caterwauling piece of shit.
At first, the Miller Lite creew tried for half a loaf, with a promise to run fewer of the "Protection" ads, but Lou refused to get over it. Instead, he enlisted help from another professional piece of whining shit - Anthony Baratta, the Chicago-based national chairperson for the Commission for Social Justice - and started making noises about a boycott. Unwilling to tell Lou and his partner in whining to take a hike, Miller caved and dumped the ad campaign. If a panty-wearing, nadless, piece of caterwauling crap like Lou Rago is its poster punk, Italian ‘manhood’ is in much worse shape than anyone realized. Lou Rago might be a panty wearing loser, who needs a humor injection, TODAY, but he’s not a complete waste of breathable air. After all, he did make such a complete and utter, gutless guttersnipe ass of himself that he earned this coveted slot as the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Arthur J. Pierson When the Morehead (Kentucky) based 5th Kentucky Infantry Camp #2122 asked for a spot in the Memorial Day Parade in neighboring Ironton Lawrence County (Ohio), they expected to be welcomed, as ususal. That warm welcome was not forthcoming, because Arthur J. Pierson, the parade’s grand marshal, flatly rejected the request. Gutless to the core, Arthur refused to tell the 5th Kentucky Infantry Camp #2122 his reason. How the hell did this weasel become grand marshal of a parade that honors America’s fallen warriors? The Blue Grass State group knows the reason and so will you, after I explain that they are members of the Morehead chapter of the Sons of Confederate Veterans. Apparently, the Morehead contingent’s color guard - two motor cycles, plus the Kentucky Confederate flag, and the Confederate battle flag - isn’t cool for school with a Korrectnik like Arthur.
Unwelcome in Ohio, the 5th Kentucky got a warm welcome from the organizers of the Morehead Memorial Day parade. That’s where this story might end, but the Free State of PIG isn’t finished with Arthur quite yet. Arthur is woefully ignorant of Memorial Day’s origins. For example, this gutless guttersnipe might want to pull his head out of his butt long enough to realize that one of Decoration Day’s (the original name for this event) earliest incarnations involved decorating the graves of all the Civil War’s honored dead. This bit of Arthur enlightenment happened on May 5, 1868, when General John Logan, national commander of the Grand Army of the Republic, issued his General Order No. 11. General Order No. 11 decreed that on May 30, 1868, flowers be placed on all the graves of the honored, Civil War dead - Union and Confederate - in Arlington National Cemetery. If the national commander of the Grand Army of the Republic didn’t have any hesitation about honoring Confederate dead in 1868, then who the hell is this Buckeye Butthead to diss these fallen Sons of the South, 141 years later? For putting his own brain-fart front and center, Arthur J. Pierson is the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: The Terminator Mexifornia’s action hero governor didn’t seem very heroic, on Tuesday May 19th, when facing a richly-deserved bitch-slap, he hopped on his private jet and fled from the scene of his crime. His crime? Pooping out a 6-pack of ballot initiative stinkers that force Mexifornia taxpayers to foot the bill for his mistakes. What mistakes? A 40% growth of Mexifornia’s government in 5 years, most/all of it on the Terminator’s watch. A doubling in the size of Mexifornia’s government in 10 years, at least half of it on his watch. Out of control state spending that racked up a $21 billion dollar budget deficit. A refusal to take on the real problems. Wasting taxpayer money on expensive pipe dreams like a high speed rail line and global warming related brain farts. He was full of himself, and it, after he coerced some Elephant Clan hacks into imposing the largest tax hike in American history on the state’s tax payers. He was full of himself, and it, when his predictions of victory on May 19th were gutted by the public opinion polls. He was full of himself, and it, when he tried to bully voters into compliance by threatening to unleash the state’s prisoners, then letting Mexifornia burn by eradicating the state’s fire fighting crews. As the election neared, and defeat became certain, the Terminator went gutless and girlie. Unwilling, unable, to muster the manhood to face the music, he jumped on his private jet and put the entire continent between himself and his resounding defeat. Trying to steal some of Messiah Barry’s bluster, the Terminator stood behind the prompter punk, like the other Red Shed toadies, and celebrated another frontal assault on American capitalism. For being such a gutless wonder...for refusing to face the music when his taxpayer looting scheme fell apart...for giving cowards a bad name, Mexifornia’s action hero governor is the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Parting shot: Why didn’t I use his name? Yes, it’s hard to spell, but that’s not the primary reason. It’s a MAN’S name and he’s no longer qualified for such a masculine designation. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: John Murtha John Murtha is a scumbag, but we still had a measure of respect for him, until now. Still pissed about the 2008 electoral challenge from an Iraqi war veteran, Lt. Colonel Bill Russell, Murtha unleashed his attack dog, chief of staff, John Hugya, to make Russell pay, by any means necessary. Eager to do the bidding of John "Scumbag" Murtha, Hugya accepted the challenge and came up with a scheme that made his rat bastard boss’s day. They decided to use Russell’s military service against him, by threatening to call him back to active duty, then have him court martialed for campaigning while in the military. It is, Murtha and his henchman know, a violation of the military code to campaign while on active duty. The accusation seemed to have legs, since, from April to July (2008), Lt. Colonel Russell was on active duty. Guilty? Nope, because Bill Russell suspended his campaign during that period, to avoid violating the military code. Did that seal the deal with Murtha and his attack dog? Hardly. Full of themselves, and ‘it’, after coasting to a 16-point victory last November, Murtha’s bully boy confronted Bill Russell in March, 2009, at which point he aired out his threat.
For not being man enough to fight his own battles...for deploying his lap dog to do his dirty work....for impugning the service of one of our warriors...for being a loathsome, belly-crawling, jello spined son of a bitch who is too gutless to face his political opponents like a MAN, John Murtha is the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Al Gore If you look up ‘he can dish it out, but he can’t take it’, you’ll find a mug shot of the Tennessee Tonnage (Al Gore) munching on an deep fried elephant leg. He’s always eager to trot out his insane, reality-challenged, Globally Warmed bull shit, but, if anyone challenges him to a face to face debate of the issue, he starts caterwauling for Mommy Tipper. Last week, this gutless wonder had a nervous breakdown, when those pesky pachyderm punks decided to put him to the test, by bringing in their own climate expert, the UK’s Lord Christopher Monckton, to testify, on the same panel at a House Energy & Commerce Committee hearing on Global Warming. Terrified, the Tennessee Tonnage whined to Henry "The Turd’s Turd" Waxman to rescue him from that televised humiliation, and he got his wish. The Climate Depot Blog posted this report:
Lord Monckton didn’t suffer this insult from a pimple on humanity’s butt like Henry Waxman in silence:
It’s time for the Tennessee Tonnage to stop hiding from objective "global cooling" reality...it’s time for this Fat Cave Fathead to answer, publically, the challenges to the gaping, well-documented, holes in his Globally Warmed bull shit...it’s time for him to grow a pair and defend his brainfart like a man. Until this blithering idiot shows some hint of manhood, he’s nothing more than a bloated political gas bag who is trying to recapture those magic moments when he was the only Libertard Messiah on the block. Since none of that is likely to happen, the Free State of PIG will give him our equivalent of a booby prize by making Al Gore the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Messiah Barry Obama When the North Koreans punked him with that missile test, Messiah Barry went girlie and furtive. When French President Sarkozy punked him, by making fun of Barry’s messianic delusions, Messiah Barry went girlie and furtive. When some Somali Maritime Organizers punked him, Messiah Barry went girlie and furtive, forcing the U.S. Navy to defy this gutless wonder’s orders, by ending the matter with three perfectly aimed head shots. When Hugo "Skipper" Chavez punked him, publically, by giving Messiah Barry an America bashing book, Messiah Barry went girlie and furtive, then thanked Venezuela’s tyrant for life. Barry decided that there’s no point in angering a man who is boldly blazing the trail to tyranny that Messiah Barry is eager to follow. When Daniel Ortega punked him, by castigating the United States of America in a 50 minute tirade, Messiah Barry, went girlie and furtive, following it up with an apology that shifted blame to all of his POTUS predecessors. Barry understands Ortega’s hatred of the USA, because he shares it. Besides, Ortega never named Barry, so it really has nothing to do with his messianic perfection. When Fidel Castrol punked him for ‘misinterpreting’ Raul Castro’s response to Messiah Barry’s groveling, Messiah Barry went gutless and girlie. Barry decided that he didn’t need to get snarky over Cuba’s political prisoners or lowered ‘taxes’ on money sent to Cuba. When the Iranians punked him, by railroading an American citizen into a jail cell for 8 years, Messiah Barry went gutless and girlie, refusing to get involved. It’s only one chad puncher and Barry has millions more like her, right here in the nation he loves to hate. Gutless to the core, Messiah Barry is so wrapped up in his delusions of messianic perfection, that he deliberately misinterprets the relentless sneering at him, as signs of international approval. This genetic oddity - no spine and no balls - makes Jihad Jimmy look like George Patton-class ass kicker. He’s such a belly crawling, chronically cringing, guttersnipe, he gives cowardice a bad name. He’s also - and I doubt that it’s for the last time - the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Congresspuke Barney Frank I know what you’re thinking and I tend to agree. Calling a blatant bun ranger like Barney a ‘girlieman’ is, at best, redundant. I get that, but, even without his swishing, lisping and mincing, Barney is a gutless wonder who refuses to accept the blame for his own actions. This week, Bloviating Bun Ranger Barney, flew into a paranoid, Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy, rage after a speech at the Kennedy School of Government. This gutless guttersnipe verbally assaulted a student during the post-speech question and answer session, as shown in this partial transcript from Fox News Channel: JOEL POLLAK, HARVARD LAW STUDENT: My name is Joel Pollak, and I'm a student at the law school. In your account of how the subprime mortgage crisis came about, you mentioned the Reagan administration, the Bush administration, the Republicans in Congress, conservatives. But it happened on your watch. And I would just like to ask you... REP. BARNEY FRANK (D-MA), FINANCIAL SERVICES COMMITTEE CHAIRMAN: When was my watch, sir? POLLAK: When you became the chairman of the... FRANK: Which was when? POLLAK: It was in 2007. I'm still waiting -- I'm still waiting for a very simply answer to a question... FRANK: And I'm waiting for you to tell me what you think I should have done. I didn't say (INAUDIBLE) POLLAK: No, you're a public representative. I'm a student. I'm asking you... FRANK: Oh, which allows you to say things that you don't back up? POLLAK: I'm asking... (LAUGHTER) POLLAK: It does -- it does allow me to ask you a question. I'm waiting for you to explain... FRANK: OK, I'll give you an answer. POLLAK: ... how much, if any, responsibility do you think you (INAUDIBLE) FRANK: Well, I will take this. First of all, you are a student. Students are entitled to full constitutional freedom of speech under the 1st Amendment. You've made an accusation that is wholly inaccurate. POLLAK: I didn't accuse you of anything. I'm asking how much responsibility... FRANK: Sure. POLLAK: ... if any -- you can say none. That's fine. FRANK: I think you're being disingenuous. I became chairman on January -- and this is the right-wing attack on liberals to try and stop regulation that you are repeating. On January 31st, I became the chairman. On March 28th, the committee passed a very tough Fannie/Freddie bill, which the Bush administration liked. Later that year in November, we passed a bill to restrict subprime lending. Because we did the subprime lending restrictions, Ben Bernanke, the chairman of the Federal Reserve, did what Alan Greenspan refused to do and said, OK, I'll do that. So I do want to ask you, when you suggest that I should apologize for something or take responsibility, what is it you think I should have done that I didn't do? POLLAK: Well, after spending the entire speech blaming conservatives -- I happen to think of myself as of as a conservative, and I rent and I think of myself as someone who cares about poor people -- I'm just interested in whether you think you have any responsibility... FRANK: Well, I've answered the question. Sir, I think you're not being fully honest with us. You clearly are implying that I do. Barney knows he’s in this up to his rat bastard ears, when it comes to his culpability for the subprime debacle. He knows it and he knows we know it. That’s why he flies into a spit-spewing rage, trying to silence his critics, before some of that richly deserving shit sticks to this pathetic piece of crap. For being an utter and complete coward...for lacking the nads to answer a simple, direct, question from a student...for going conspiracy bonkers and blaming it all on those dastardly conservatives...for being an utter disgrace to the office he holds, Congressman Barney Frank is the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girliepuke of the Week Girliepuke: Chris Seiple Blubbering about ‘advice given to me from dear Muslim friends’, this gutless wonder is determined to take words out of our infidel mouths. Why? The underlying concepts don’t fit neatly into 7th century supernaturalism, so, in the spirit of ‘can’t we all just get along’, WE are supposed to censor ourselves. Heaven forbid that Chris’ Islamikaze ‘friends’ would pull their heads out of their butts, breathe the fresh, inalienable individual liberty, air and GET OVER IT. According to Chris, "we do need to be very careful about how we use the following words, and in what context": "The Clash of Civilizations", "Secular", "Assimilation", "Reformation", "Jihadi", "Moderate", "Interfaith", "Freedom", "Religious Freedom", and "Tolerance". This gutless, belly crawling, cringing, guttersnipe makes me sick with all this blubbering. Chris needs to grow a pair, and face the facts that those Islamikaze pals are perpetually angry asshats who are determined to snuff out anyone, everyone, who doesn’t play by their rules. Unwilling, unable, to face the fact that Mecca Mania is fundamentally incompatible with inalienable individual liberty, Chris Seiple gives cowardice a bad name. For being such a cringing, caterwauling, cretin, Chris Seiple is the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girliepuke of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Senator Chri$ Dodd Look up ‘gutless gasbag’ in your dictionary, and you’ll find a mug shot of Connecticut’s U.S. Senator, Chri$ Dodd. An utter and complete coward, he gives spineless weasels a bad name. If you doubt it, his AIG antics should seal the deal for you. First, he thundered with righteous indignation about the bonuses, playing his role to the hilt for the Demoncrat loving media lapdogs. It was going well, until someone at the Fox Network, dug up the amendment Dodd put in the Porkulus Bill, which allowed companies receiving bailout bucks to pay such bonuses. From there, the matter spun out of control. He denied it, with more righteous indignation, then kicked it up a notch by insisting he wasn’t present when it was inserted into the bill during the House-Senate negotiations to reconcile the two versions of the porkulus crap sandwich. That almost worked, almost being the operative word. When that excuse fell apart like a cheap suit, this contemptible, caterwauling, coward, belatedly, came clean, almost. ‘Yes, that amendment in the Porkulus Bill that made bailout recipient bonuses street legal, was, in fact, my doing. BUT, it wasn’t my idea. Certain Messiah Barry officials made me do it.’ The Obamunist ‘Devil’ made me do it? Yeah, right. Chri$ ‘Pay for play’ Dodd is beneath contempt. Normally, we’d make someone this rancid a Steaming Load, but we won’t go there, because calling Dodd a steaming load gives turds a bad name. Chri$, you’re a craven coward, who is utterly and completely incapable of taking responsibility for your own actions. You’re also the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Jeff Eldridge A West Virginia Legicrat, Delegate Jeff Eldridge, has unresolved issues with Mattle’s legendary doll, Barbie. He is so obsessed with Barbie that he can’t pay attention to more pressing matters in Bobby Byrd’s slice of heaven. Treating Barbie like public enemy number one, Jeff wants this menace to society banned in The Mountain State. With nothing better to do, Jeff pooped out H. B. 2918 which states, in part: §47-25-1. Unlawful sale of Barbie dolls. It shall be unlawful in the state to sell "Barbie" dolls and other similar dolls that promote or influence girls to place an undue importance on physical beauty to the detriment of their intellectual and emotional development. NOTE: The purpose of this bill is to ban the sale of Barbie dolls and other similar dolls. We’re not sure why, or how, Barbie got Jeff’s panties in a wad, but we’re willing to hazard a guess, or two. * The girls in his neighborhood wouldn’t let him play with their Barbie dolls, then, and still won’t to this very day. * ‘They’ won’t let him bring his Barbie Dolls to the floor of the state’s legislative chamber. * He’s jealous, because, no matter how pretty he looks in his new frock, the ubiquitous Barbie doll is still prettier and gets all the attention. * Hot women terrify him, and this is the best way he can think up to make them all dress ‘icky and ugly’. * He can't kick his Barbie habit and thinks a complete ban will get 'er done for him. If Jeff is ashamed that he still plays with dolls, that’s his personal problem. We’d like to shock him back to sanity, but, unless PIGster Skyeye volunteers to administer some badly needed shock treatments, that’s not likely to happen. Instead, we’ll do what we can and give a grown man who is obsessed with Barbie Dolls what he really needs. Congratulations, panty punk, you’re the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Rupert Murdoch For the race hustlers in the NAACP, and race card retards like Al Sharpton, the New York Post cartoon which showed the bullet-riddled body of Travis the chimp is just what the Ethnocrats needed. A gift that keeps on giving, it allows them to attack their arch enemy, Rupert "Fox News Channel" Murdoch on multiple fronts. Concentrating on the New York Post itself, the NAACP is frantically waving its race card, calling for a boycott of the fishwrap. Their caterwauling is deafening anyone who will listen with demands that the paper start to atone for its alleged sins by firing ‘the offenders’ and increasing - TA DA - diversity in the newsroom. Elsewhere, Al Sharpton is busy in Washington D.C. where he is trying to nuke an FCC waver that lets Rupert Murdoch own two Big Apple boob tube outlets - WWOR, WNYW - in addition to the New York Post fishwrap. Now that the Marxist Messiah is imposing his own brand of Stalinist tyranny, Sharpton, quite rightly, thinks he has a shot at hitting Rupert where he lives with some FCC sanctions. Is Rupert man enough to tell these race card retards to grow a pair? Is he man enough to shrug off such petty annoyances? Is he showing the kind of spine that helped him create his world spanning media empire? The answer, to all of these questions, is, I’m sorry to report, "no".
Nice try, Rupert, but you, of all people, know that, once you start down that road, there’s no turning back. Maybe, if you let the NAACP program Fox News Channel and turned over your Big Apple media outlets to Sharpton, the Ethnocrats might start, to consider, thinking about, forgiving you, in a couple thousand years. Maybe, but don’t count on it. For going gutless and girlie when manhood was required...for saying "I’m sorry", when the only answer is "Bite Me"...for aiding and abetting the caterwauling Ethnocrat horde, you, Rupert, are the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Tom Mattice The framed front page from the Indianapolis Times captured an important moment in America history: the Japanese surrender that ended WWII. It was important enough that, more than 60 years ago, someone framed it and gave it an honored place in Roudebush Veterans Affairs Medical Center, a VA hospital in Indiana. Written in the politically incorrect language of the times, the newspaper’s headline proclaimed: "Japs Surrender". Everything was spiffy, until a new employee complained about the paper in general and its egregiously ‘insensitive’ use of "Japs", in particular. In a heartbeat, the hospital’s director, a gutless, cringing, wonder named Tom Mattice, went weak in the knees and ordered the newspaper taken down. Mattice said he has asked the VA's national ethics office for guidance. He has also assigned a member of his staff to look for an alternate newspaper front page -- "Something like 'Victory in the Pacific' or 'Japanese Surrender.' " (UPI) If Tommy boy needs ‘guidance’ on his brainfart, I’ve got it covered. All he needs to do is drop his drawers, bend over, and I’ll shove a 105mm howitzer up his Korrectnik butt to give him all the ‘guidance’ he needs. If that’s too much for him to handle, one of our United States Marines has his own guidance for Tommy boy: Ronald "Bud" Albright, who commands a Marine Corps League chapter, has launched a campaign to get the newspaper back on the wall. He hopes veterans from around the country will write to complain. "We feel it's a slap in the face of the U.S. military," he said. "That newspaper is history, part of United States history." (UPI) For giving to finger to the men and women who died keeping us free during those challenging years of the second World War...for going gooey and girlie the moment some hypersensitive pinhead whines...for being the biggest piece of Korrectnik shit in Indiana, Tom Mattice is the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girliepunks of the Week Girliepunks: Brit Home Office Officials The craven cowards in the Brit Home Office don’t want any part of a PIG Hero named Geert Wilders. Terrified that his ‘too real’ film, ‘Fitna’, will set off an Islamikaze rampage, these gutless wonders are doing everything in their power to silence Geert, by any means necessary. First, they tried to ban ‘Fitna’, a film which pairs up verses from the Mecca Maniac holy book with footage of Jihadikaze Mullahs, who do their best to whip up the Jihadikaze mob into a murderous frenzy. It’s all very factual, but these Home Office cowards want no part of it. Undaunted, Geert organized a private showing of ‘Fitna’, for members of the Brit Parliament. Rendered catatonic by their cowardice, the Home Office cringers kicked it up a notch with this ‘stay out of Dodge’ message to Geert: Dear Mr Wilders The purpose of this letter is to inform you that the Secretary of State is of the view that your presence in the UK would pose a genuine, present and sufficiently serious threat to one of the fundamental interests of society. The Secretary of State is satisfied that your statements about Muslims and their beliefs, as expressed in your film Fitna and elsewhere, would threaten community harmony and therefore public security in the UK. You are advised that should you travel to the UK and seek admission an Immigration Officer will take into account the Secretary of State's view. If, in accordance with regulation 21 of the immigration (European Economic Area) Regulations 2006, the Immigration Officer is statisfied that your exclusion is justified on grounds of public policy and/or public security, you will be refused admission to the UK under regulation 19. You would have a right of appeal against any refusal of admission, exercisable from outside the UK. Yours sincerely, If these craven cowards in the Home Office had been around in at the onset of World War II, Brits would be speaking German now. These cowards would have imprisoned Winston Churchill as an enemy of the state and rolled out a red carpet for Adolph Hitler. For cowering under their desks in the Home Office...for flushing free speech to appease their home-grown Jihadikazes...Irving N. Jones, his boss, and every other Home Office coward are the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girliepunks of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Yusuf Evans Yusuf Evans is the kind of gutless wonder who needs to grow a pair so he can ‘man up’. For the past year, he as been blubbering, whining, whimpering and generally acting like a complete pussy, because he got a boo-boo while visiting an Akron (Ohio) booty parlor named XTC Nightclub. His boo-boo happened while he was pretending to be a man, for the sake of his cousin, who had come to pay pussy punk, Yusuf, a visit. Evans says, while performing a dance move, a stripper's shoe flew off her foot and smacked him in the face. "She ran, at a nice speed, grabbed the pole and flung her whole body around, all her weight flung like that in a circle around the pole and her boot flew off and it hit me in my nose", explained Evans, who filed a civil lawsuit on Tuesday in Summit County Common Pleas Court. The stripper’s platform shoe made pussy punk double over, drop like a panty-wearing stone, and start caterwauling. He admits to hollering for ‘ten minutes’, but, based on his ensuing antics, he’s still caterwauling a year later. "I can’t breathe out of one side of my nose." "I need surgery." "I’m such a complete pussy punk that I’m afraid of surgery." "I want $25,000 to make the boo-boo all better." Whine, whine, whine. For being such a complete and utter pussy punk...for being such a gutless wonder that he gives other Girliemen a bad name...for his incessant caterwauling, Yusuf Evans is the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. [PIG thanks our friend King for nominating pussy punk for PIGish abuse.] Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Barry "Prompter Punk" Obama Messiah Barry is painfully aware that his unscripted utterances tell intellectually active rational adults how utterly unprepared, unqualified, he is for that Oval Office job. His fear of getting too real makes him take extreme measures, when faced with a question and answer session. He has to know that every female ‘alleged’ journalist wants to bed him. He has to know that every male "alleged" journalist wants to bend over and ‘take it like a man’ from their Messiah, Presfo Barry. Despite that, as revealed by the following quote, he goes gutless and girlie during his news conferences. A Chicago Sun-Times columnist, Carol Marin, let the cat out of the bag when she wrote: "The press corps, most of us, don't even bother raising our hands any more to ask questions because Obama always has before him a list of correspondents who've been advised they will be called upon that day. " Gutless to the core, Prompter Punk preselects certain trusted acolytes within the press core. After a ‘you ask me this, and I’ll answer thusly’, planning session, Prompter Punk programs his teleprompter accordingly. Stage managed press conferences? You better believe it, ‘he’s George Soros’ finger puppet’ Sparky. Obviously, Prompter Punk doesn’t trust himself to speak freely, unscripted, when he’s surrounded by the slavishly devoted Broadcast Blowjob Brigade. What the hell will he do when he faces one of America’s sworn enemies? We can smell the rancid stench of cowardice coming off you, Prompter Punk, and it’s not our idea of a good time. For being gutless wonder with delusions of godhood, you, Barry "Prompter Punk" Obama, are the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Little Freddy Nile A New South Wales Legicrat, Reverend Fred Nile, a member of the Christian Democrat Party, is, as far as I can tell, tit-bonkers. No doubt, he’s down with the fact that boobs play a vital role in Old Ka-Boom’s ‘be fruitful and multiply’ grand scheme, but Fred has unresolved ‘issues’ with how, when, and where Aussie women deploy them. Unlike any red-blooded PIG dude, Fred isn’t thrilled spitless that some Aussie women choose to ‘flaunt them’ in public places by sunbathing topless. That might rot Fred’s holy roller socks but, by and large, naked sweater puppies rock our PIGish world. If Fred doesn’t want to see them, we suggest that he stop looking. Unable to get that done, tit-phobic Fred wants to impose a ban on topless sunbathing throughout New South Wales. We’re pleased to report that, so far, there’s not a stampede to join Fred’s crusade to make women keep their ‘charms’ under wraps: Acting NSW Premier Carmel Tebbutt does not have a problem with topless sunbathing and says the issue is a matter for local councils. "Government can sometimes get themselves into all sorts of trouble by trying to stray into areas that are better left to individuals," she said. It sounds like these Elected Tormentors think Fred should stop been a complete boob. That sounds like good advice. Everybody else seems to be coping with naked sweater puppies on the beach...everybody, except Little Freddy Nile. Everybody else seems to understand the prevailing, boobs-baring, rules of engagement on certain New South Wales beaches. Due to the fact that his nads have shriveled up, Little Freddy hasn’t got the right stuff to get over it. Instead of minding his own business...instead of letting Aussie individuals handle it, tit-phobic Freddy Nile whines, whimpers, pouts then threatens to coerce compliance through the power of the Nanny State. That’s the essence of cowardice, PIGsters. Because Little Freddy can’t handle the sight of - or even the thought of - bare boobs, he assumes everyone else is big a loser as he is. Congratulations, Freddy, for going gutless and girlie over something that’s NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, you’re the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s first Girlieman of the Week for 2009. Girlieman of the Year Winner: Vicente W. Bush One of Vicente W. Bush’s personality traits is a stubborn streak that’s a big as Mexas. We saw that play out, time, and time again, throughout his tenure in the Oval Office. Let’s face it "Oops, my bad" just isn’t in his vocabulary. We’re inclined to give Vicente props for his dogged determination, when he’s pursuing the Jihadikaze scumbags, who want to destroy us. That’s one instance where his stubborn streak worked for us. Unhappily, his pigheaded refusal to second guess his decisions isn’t our idea of a good time, when it comes to America’s immigration policy. That brings us to this award. Despite the blatant injustice of the sentences imposed on them, Ramos and Compean continue to be America’s most egregiously maligned political prisoners. Condemning them to rot for at least a decade in a federal prison for shooting a drug smuggling, border jumping, pile of shit in the ass is BULL SHIT. Bush's refusal to admit that the punishment is much too harsh for the ‘alleged’ crime is an intolerable injustice. It’s not the act of a brave defender of justice. It’s gutless to the core. We’re disgusted by the fact that Vicente Bush steadfastly refuses to set Ramos and Compean free with a presidential pardon, in the waning days of his administration. For this act of craven cowardice, Vicente W. Bush earned this richly deserved bitch-slap as the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Year. Runner-up: Messiah Barry Obama Second Runner-up: Comrade Hillary Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: N.Y. Governor David Paterson The non-negotiable fact of Elected Tormentor life is that, sooner or later, someone is going to make you the butt of a joke. The higher on the political ladder you climb, the more allegedly-humorous hits you take. It’s demonstrably true for the likes of Juan McCain, Vicente W. Bush, Dick "Darth" Cheney, Teddy "The Swimmer" Kennedy, Bubba & Hillary, and, especially Sarah "I’m hotter than Tina Fey" Palin. That Elected Tormentor bull’s-eye is affixed to all comers, but some handle it better than others. That brings us to NY Governor David Paterson, who is determined to cloak himself in Messiah Barry class joke punch-line immunity. He’s blind and, he insists, that aspect of his life should be off-limits. The folks at Saturday Night Live, beg to differ. The skit -- which aired on Saturday [December 13] -- featured SNL actor Fred Armisen as Paterson, who is faced with the task of appointing someone to replace Sen. Hillary Clinton. Armisen said he was looking for three characteristics in candidates for the job: economic experience, upstate influence and someone who is disabled and unprepared for the job -- like himself. The actor then held up a chart illustrating the state's job losses upside down. The Paterson bit was a running gag, throughout the show, that had him, blundering around in the background during the SNL news skit. It was fun stuff, and the kind of thing that an Elected Tormentor should expect. Obviously, Paterson - and his minions - didn’t get the memo on that element of political life. "The governor engages in humor all the time, and he can certainly take a joke. However, this particular Saturday Night Live skit unfortunately chose to ridicule people with physical disabilities and imply that disabled people are incapable of having jobs with serious responsibilities. The governor is sure that Saturday Night Live with all of its talent can find a way to be funny without being offensive. Knowing the governor, he might even have some suggestions himself." (Paterson spokeshole, Errol Cockfield) In other words, we think it's much funnier when you use Bush, Cheney, Palin and McCain for target practice. For being so thin-skinned...for his failure to understand that, where political humor is concerned, everything about him is fair game...for trying to hide behind the ‘disability’ card, New York Governor David Paterson is the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Messiah Barry O’Bama When Illinois Governor Rob "Lets Make A Deal" Blagojevich landed in the federal investigation hotseat, Elected Tormentors throughout the state started running for cover. The feds barely had time to conclude their news conference, when the flight from Blagojevich turned into a stampede. Leading this headlong flight to "never heard of the bastard and I couldn’t pick him out of a lineup" was that legend in his own mind, Messiah Barry O’Bama. Despite being mentioned on the tapes of Monty Hall Blagojevich as being ungrateful, uncooperative and assorted other things, Messiah Barry mounted a ‘deny, deny, deny’ defense. Eager to cover his own ass, and only his own ass, Barry circled the wagons, very tightly. Messiah Barry’s spine turned to jello and his nads shriveled up, when faced with this political scandal so close to home. Gutless to the core, he spouted, hard to believe, "I never met him or discussed the open senate seat with him" bull crap. Messiah Barry’s defense hit a speed bump, when some members of the media asked inconvenient questions about David Axelrod, who is on the record as saying ‘we have met with, talked to’ the governor about Messiah Barry’s replacement. Lacking the stones to tell the truth, Messiah Barry kicked his loyal minion to the curb, forcing him to recant his prior statements. When faced with his first major political crisis, Messiah Barry went girlie and furtive. When he should have come out swinging, saying "yes I talked to Monty Blagojevich, and I am disgusted by his pay for play politics", he turned into a gutless wonder. This is not the kind of courage we expect from a man who is going to occupy that Oval Office hot seat on January 20. For showing our enemies that ‘duck and cover’ is Messiah Barry’s response to a crisis...for lacking the balls to be a man during a crisis...for failing his first test of courage so spectacularly, Messiah Barry O’Bama is the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Gutless Guttersnipe of the Week Gutless Wonder: Roseann O’Reilly Runte [From time to time, an alleged female displays an jaw-dropping level of cowardice which, if performed by a dude, would land the gutless wonder on our Girlieman of the Week page. That’s precisely the case here. The gutless guttersnipe in question is Roseann O’Reilly Runte, the president of a pimple on the butt of higher Educrap called Carleton University. That’s the Ivory Tower which chooses the recipients of its charities, based, entirely, on the ‘inclusive’ nature of a given disease’s victims. After the Carleton University Student Association voted to stop raising money for cystic fibrosis - since it only impacted, they claimed, unhyphenated white males it wasn’t worthy of support - the international blowback was memorable. That’s when this gutless bitch tried to give the CUSA covering fire, in the form of a letter. For her antics, because she emulated a dude who lost his nads and misplaced his spine so impressively, I, Hambo, am naming Roseann O’Reilly Runte, an honorary dude. I’m sure this steaming pile of Korrectness with be thrilled.] Roseann O’Reilly Runte, the asshat in charge of this institution for these criminally insane Korrectniks spewed the some self serving drivel, which shifts the blame to "an on-line encyclopedia, known for being inaccurate at times." That’s right, the folks at Wikipedia (my best guess for the wonky on-line encyclopedia) misled these eager Korrectniks, so it’s all their fault. Here’s the butt bullet pooped out by the pile of crap running this outpost of Korrectnik indoctrination: Dear Colleagues, We can be proud of our student journalists who recognized a story with national potential and we can be proud of all the students who have written to state their strong opinions, formed groups on Face Book, raised additional funds for cystic fibrosis, used the democratic options available to them to express their disagreement. We can also be proud of our students who are active volunteers, raising nearly one million dollars for Cystic Fibrosis. We can be proud of Carleton University’s human rights policies and of our Paul Menton Center which is recognized as a leader in assisting people with disabilities. Our students were misled by an on-line encyclopedia, known for being inaccurate at times. To those hurt or offended by this incident, such was not the intent of the student association or anyone else associated with the university. We all join our students in a heartfelt apology. I have spoken with the President of the Ottawa Chapter of the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation who has agreed to identify an expert who will be invited to speak to our student body on the horrible effects of this disease in January. Additionally, an ad hoc committee will be formed to make suggestions as to how Carleton can continue to assist infighting the impact of this devastating disease. Anyone interested in joining this committee is invited to contact my office by email. Let us place this matter into perspective. Last week one of our students won a Rhodes Scholarship for her fine academic, athletic and volunteer performance. Another student achieved a major engineering breakthrough. The entire student body debated an important issue. It was a typical week at a great university! Let us be gentle with our students and kind to ourselves. Let us remember the purpose of a university and the lessons learned this week. Let us pause before reacting by casting any more stones. In the long run, this incident demonstrates that Carleton University is a place where true learning occurs within and outside the classroom, where people act with dignity and where the entire community is concerned about charity and acts with concern and compassion for all. I wish everyone a peaceful and happy holiday break and a safe return to campus. Sincerely yours, You’ll notice that this Egghead blatantly ignores the real obscenity, the fact that a disease’s ‘merit’ is judged, entirely, by the diversity of its victims. When you cut through the crap, you’ll find that this Egghead has no problems with dumping diseases that aren’t ‘inclusive’ (diseases which target unhyphenated white males). It appears that the Carleton University Student Association was simply following their leader, University President Runte, when it dumped what appeared to be an improperly diverse disease. Their only mistake was picking cystic fibrosis, a deadly disease which is, just barely, diverse enough, after all. The rot at Carleton University starts at the very top, and that’s where any free ranging Canadian rational adults need to start cleaning house. It’s time for someone to say, "Yer outta here, Roseann" and make it stick. Since that’s going to take a while, we’ll get things rolling here in the Free State of PIG by slapping this cringing coward for trying to change the subject. We’ll pummel her for ignoring the central question - ‘inclusive’ and ‘non-inclusive’ diseases - and trying to distract everyone with a record shattering pile of self-serving bull shit. We’ll give Ms. Runte (are we the only ones who noticed that it rhymes with ‘cunt’) by naming Roseann O’Reilly Runte the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Gutless Guttersnipe of the Week (AKA, Girlieman of the Week). Girliemen of the Week Girlieman: District Supt. David Cash For decades, the snot-gobblers attending two Southern Mexifornia elementary schools honored Thanksgiving day, with the same ritual: ‘...[K]indergartners at Condit and Mountain View elementary schools take annual turns dressing up and visiting the other school for a Thanksgiving feast. This year, the Mountain View children would have dressed as Native Americans and walked to Condit, whose students would have dressed as Pilgrims...’ (L.A. Times) It was strictly no harm, no foul, since it gave the tykes a chance to exercise their creative skills, while making, and decorating, Pilgrim hats and/or feathers out of that tyke staple, construction paper. Class projects, a hint of history mixed in with American myth? What’s not to like? Everything, according to a Siberian-American Korrectnik Egghead (she's an English Professor at a notoriously Korrect Ivory Tower, Univ. of California, Riverside), Michelle Raheja: ‘..."It's demeaning," Michelle Raheja, the mother of a kindergartner at Condit Elementary School, wrote to her daughter's teacher. "I'm sure you can appreciate the inappropriateness of asking children to dress up like slaves (and kind slave masters), or Jews (and friendly Nazis), or members of any other racial minority group who has struggled in our nation's history...There is nothing to be served by dressing up as a racist stereotype."...’ (L.A. Times) In a rational world, a school administrator would tell this caterwauling Korrectnik cunt where to stick it. Unhappily, this government cess-schools' district supervisor is a gutless, cringing, wonder named David Cash, an alleged man in name only. Little Davie cowered in his corner, ignored the outrage blasting at this Raheja bitch from district parents, then pulled the plug on this four decades old, kid-friendly tradition. Davie gutted the festivities, because he hasn’t got the nads to tell this raving Siberian-American, lunatic bitch to shut the hell up and sit down. Instead, he banned the costumes which, invariably delighted the tykes, making a mockery of the festivities which would proceed without the construction paper costumes. For letting this Korrectnik cunt dictate district policy...for surrendering to a blatant politically correct agenda without a fight...for spinelessly destroying a favorite moment in the tyke school year, Little Davie Cash is the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girliemen of the Week Girlieman: Ohio Gov. Ted Strickland Faced with, well-documented news reports that state officials used state computers to hound, harass, and intimidate a law-abiding citizen named Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher (A.K.A. Joe The Plumber), Ohio Governor Ted Strickland turned into a complete weasel. The skunk in the state power structure is a raving Obamunist named Helen Jones-Kelley, Ted’s director of the Ohio Department of Job and Family Services. Comrade Helen admits that she did the evil deed, running a lame excuse up the Nanny State flagpole. Her attempt at ‘nothing to see here’ was a nice try, but no match for the news sleuths at the Columbus Dispatch, which ratted her out, in a series of stories. With some REAL journalists hot on the trail, Governor Ted needed to put the potential political scandal out of his misery. Waiting until late on a Friday evening, Teddy the Weasel, without any fanfare, put Comrade Helen on paid administrative leave, the political equivalent of "laying low, until the heat is off". Teddy the Weasel is sending up the usual political smokescreen, by ordering his Inspector General, Tom Charles, to investigate: look into "the possibility, as yet unconfirmed, that a state computer or state e-mail was sued to assist in political fund raising". Fund raising? Holy, when you’re caught red-handed, change the subject, Batman! Take your fund raising and stick it, Weasel-Breath. Your minion, Comrade Helen, deserves to be FIRED, because she used coercive government power to hound a private citizen, whose only crime is making the Marxist Messiah look bad, ON CAMERA. Teddy the Weasel is nailed to the statehouse door by this press release from Kevin DeWine, deputy chairman of the Buckeye State’s Republican Party: "Gov. Strickland showed poor judgment by rushing to defend these questionable practices before getting all the facts. And his decision to wait until five o'clock on a Friday afternoon after the election to take action smacks of a cover-up...it's completely unacceptable that his administration has apparently turned state government into a giant political party machine." For lacking the stones to put the citizens of Ohio, first...for turning into a complete, gutless, weasel when faced with a misuse of government power by one of his minions...for trying to change the subject and hide behind a transparent cover-up, Ted The Weasel Strickland is the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girliemen of the Week Girlieman: John McCain Four decades ago, John McCain demonstrated a level of courage and devotion to this once great nation that was heroism on a mind-boggling scale. He proved, conclusively, that he’s got a deep reservoir of courage at his disposal. He has the stones to swim against the tide, a trait which earned him the label ‘maverick’, which he wears with so much pride. He had the stones to stay in the Oval Office hunt, during the Elephant Clan primary, when everyone counted him out. Like I said, McCain has guts, and is up for a fight, but that brings us to the burning question. Where was all this grim determination...where was all this "I’ll get the job done, no matter what it takes" when he really needed it? Where was his fighting spirit when it came to the General Election? He proved that he was willing to pull out all the stops, when he was fighting that uphill battle for his party’s nomination. Unfortunately, his mind turned to mush, his spine turned into jello, when he faced off with a Dumbo-eared Marxist Messiah named Barry. Cowed by this upstart, McCain played Charlie Brown to Obama’s Lucy and let himself be suckered, repeatedly, when Obama kept yanking that political football out of reach at the last possible minute. That dauntless, bloodied, but unbowed, warrior John McCain would have kicked Barry’s skinny ass. Unhappily, that’s not the McCain who entered the General Election arena. Instead, we got a weary warrior who never seemed to understand the folly of showing up for a political knife fight unarmed, when your opponent shows up with a machete. Naval aviator John McCain is a hero and I salute him for it. Presidential Candidate McCain expected America to hand him the presidency on a silver platter, and he got his ass kicked. If he didn’t really want the job - that’s the way he ran his campaign - why didn’t he have the spine to move aside and let someone more highly motivated take on the Messiah Barry juggernaut? That’s why, for refusing to take the gloves off and fight for that top job...for refusing to expose Messiah Barry as the most dangerously incompetent individual who ever ran for president...for failing to put it all on the line in defense of this once great nation, the way he did four decades ago, John McCain is the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girliemen of the Week Girlieman: Dr. Emmanuel Vlahakis He took an oath, and dedicated his life to healing the sick, but he has certain non-negotiable limits on his healing endeavor. Dr. Emmanuel Vlahakis showed his true colors, when a man had a heart attack on the doorstop of his Europa Medical Clinic in Adelaide (Australia). Brian Turner collapsed just outside the front door, prompting his wife to start banging on the doors of the doctor’s office, begging for help. Suitably alarmed, the receptionist, Angela Conte, called the doctor, who only had one question: Is he inside our outside the office? Despite Angela’s pleas for him to come out and lend a hand, Dr. Vlahakis told his minion to call for an ambulance, because Brian had collapsed outside the office. When Angela opened the office doors, she expected the doctor to pull his head out of his butt, then have someone fetch a gurney. She had no idea what an utter and complete scumbag this cretin is. After ordering her to lock the doors, and keep them locked, this quack took his antics to the limit and beyond:
The moment the ambulance arrived, Dr. Vlahakis got the hell out of Dodge, but, by then, his failure to help Brian Turner had taken its toll. Brian Turner died, in large part, because this loathsome pile of shit refused to do something as basic as administering CPR. There’s a Coroner’s Inquest under way, but we don’t hold out much hope that Dr. Vlahakis will get what he deserves. The best we can expect is an ocean of bad publicity that will end his medical career as completely as Dr. Vlahakis’ inaction ended the life of Brian Turner. The Free State of PIG is pissed that all we can do is make Dr. Vlahakis our Girlieman of the Week. This is one of those occasions when something much, much, stronger is needed. Until that comes along, we’ll need to vent our outrage by making Emmanuel Vlahakis the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girliemen of the Week Girliemen: FBI Punks Like Mark White Unhappily, it no longer shocks us to hear that a raving Jihadikaze lunatic murders female members of his family to preserve the family honor. It’s not even news when he hear that a murdering bastard named Yasser Abdel Said murdered his own daughters, Sarah (age 17), and Amina (age 18), because they were acting like - GASP - teenage girls. Sadly, it’s still not news when we learn that this Jihadikaze mayhem happened in Irving (Mexas) instead of Gaza, Indonesia, Pakistan, or some other Islamikaze-infested blight. Since this murdering bastard butchered his daughters here in the USA, and we’d really, really, like to get him up close and personal with the Mexas execution chamber, Yasser hit the big time, when the FBI posted some ‘Wanted’ info on this steaming load. That’s when this sorry saga strayed into the Girlieman spotlight. Initially, following the lead of the murdered teenage girls’ great aunt, the initial FBI ‘wanted’ blurb was thrillingly real:
In record time, ‘some Muslims’ whined about the use of ‘honor killing’. These homegrown Jihadikazes are worried that rank and file American individuals will get the ‘wrong’ idea since ‘honor killing’ ‘attaches a religious motive’ to this crime. These murderer coddling traitors to everything we hold dear worry that "honor killing" might make a rational adult discriminate against Mecca Maniacs. If by ‘discriminate’ they mean someone, like me, wants to see this man, who killed his daughters to preserve the family honor, burn in the hell he deserves, then I am guilty as charged. Going gutless and furtive, the FBI beat a hasty retreat, by rewriting the wanted blurb to make it okey dokey for traitorous, American hating, Sharia loving, scumbags like CAIR. That’s when a craven, Jihadikaze coddling, coward named Mark White, media coordinator in the bureau's Dallas office, left a lasting stench in our nostrils.
When challenged about the FBI’s double standard - they, routinely, use the equally ‘discriminatory’ term ‘hate crime’ - this stinking stain on humanity’s butt spewed more weasel words. Blah, blah, blah. The FBI in general, and this Mark White pile of shit in particular, turned into gutless wonders, the instant that our homegrown Islamikaze asshats whined. For their spineless groveling to punks like CAIR, the FBI asshats - especially that jellyfish Mark White - are the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girliemen of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Richard Cooey Richard Cooey is a craven coward who, despite his relentless caterwauling, got off much too easy. He wasn’t worried about pain, or death, when he murdered two University of Akron students in 1986. But, from the moment his ‘die murdering bastard’ fate was sealed, he began blubbering about the ‘pain’ associated with execution by lethal injection. Eager to capitalize on the fate of the last man who got what he deserved in the Buckeye State’s execution chamber, Christopher Newton, Dickie boy whined, that, he was too fat to be offed, painlessly, via lethal injection. What if, like Newton, the medical practitioners had trouble finding a vein in fatass Dickie’s arms? That’s intolerable. Leaving nothing to chance, Dickie did more than get lawyered up. He had packed on 75 pounds since he landed on death row, bloating his murderous bulk to 267 pounds, which was a heavy load for a 5 feet 7 inches pile of murdering scumbag shit. Nice try, but no cigar, scumbag. The bad news, for Dickie, is that his whining fell on deaf ears. He was put out of our misery on Tuesday (October 14). Unlike his homeboy, Christopher Newton, the medical practitioners found Dickie’s vein easily, after which this murdering bastard was sent to the hell he deserves. Good riddance? Oh hell yes, but we’re not heartless here in the Free State of PIG. We decided to make this gutless wonder our first posthumous recipient of the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s coveted Girlieman of the Week Award. Normally, we’d make a crack about our award ‘warming the cockles of Dickie’s heart’, but in this bastard’s extra crispy hereafter, getting ‘warm’, is the least of his problems. Girliemen of the Week Girliemen: Assorted South African Scumbags Given the likely outcome of the 2008 Oval Office Derby, this week’s Girlieman of the Week is much more than a richly deserved bitch-slap at some gutless wonders. It’s a preview of the suffocating censorship which will snuff out free speech in America under a President/Messiah Barry ‘The Boy Blunder’ Obama. The fun got rolling with a mega popular comedy routine (66 million hits on YouTube) by a joke wielding ventriloquist, Jeff Dunham. The skit features Jeff holding a skeletal puppet, Achmed the Dead Terrorist, who is decked out with a white cloth around his head. Periodically, throughout the routine, Achmed warns the audience "Silence! I will kill you!" It’s very funny stuff, here, in the PIGdom. But, the cringing cretins infesting South Africa have their panties in a wad over it. Apparently, Achmed and Jeff are so wildly popular, with the world’s rational adults, that a cellular outfit, GloMobile is using part of the routine as a ringtone. In order to capitalize on their new ringtone, GloMobile is airing ads which feature Jeff and his pal Achmed. No harm, no foul? Hardly. A whining pile of Jihadikaze shit, Moegamat Khan, went off the rails, caterwauling to South Africa’s Advertising Standards Authority that Jeff and Achmed were - TA DA - offensive to Mecca Mania. How? It implies that all Muslims are terrorists, as far as this whining pile of shit is concerned. The spineless scumbags on the ASA agreed: "To associate this divine inspiration to a terrorist is offensive to the people who believe in [Muhammad]." (Fox News) In Moegamat Khan’s region of the Twilight Zone, it was outraged Lutherans who beheaded Theo Van Gogh. In Moegamat Khan’s region of the Twilight Zone, it was rampaging Baptists who destroyed the Twin Towers. In Moegamat Khan’s region of the Twilight, it was murderous Quakers who beheaded Daniel Pearl. Jihadikazes are too busy, beating their swords into plowshares, for such things, in his region of the Twilight Zone. Wake up and smell the Religion of ‘Peace’ coffee, you blithering, self-deluded jackass. PIG can - almost - understand why Moegamat is a gutless, whining, neutered piece of caterwauling shit. Almost. BUT, there’s no excuse for the cringing cretins on South Africa’s Advertising Standards Authority aiding and abetting this spineless, reality-insulated twerp and his pious pinhead delusions. That’s why, for refusing to confront the worldwide Jihadikaze rampage facts, Moegamat Khan, and the Mecca Manic coddling Meatheads at the ASA are the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girliemen of the Week. Girliemen of the Week Girliemen: Chris Dodd, Barney Frank The most stunning thing about the ongoing financial meltdown is the fact that two Elected Tormentors, who are leading the Legicrat stampede to ‘fix’ it, are the very ones whose antics got us here in the first place. I refer, of course, to Congressman Barney Frank, chairman of the House financial services committee, and Senator Chris Dodd, chairman of the Senate Banking, housing and urban affairs committee. Both of them helped draft this capitalism-eviscerating legislative abortion. They played a key role in a bill whose primary purpose was to distract we the people from the fact that, the primary financial dominos - Fannie Mae, and Freddie Mac - whose collapse helped the financial meltdown reach critical mass, are pet projects of theirs. When some Elephant Clan hacks - including Vicente W. Bush - first detected trouble in ‘affordable housing’ for deadbeats paradise, 5 years ago, Frank led the counterattack to keep these generous campaign donors out of the regulatory bull’s-eye. "These two entities — Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac — are not facing any kind of financial crisis. The more people exaggerate these problems, the more pressure there is on these companies, the less we will see in terms of affordable housing." (Barney Frank, holding up his end of a $42,000 Fannie and Freddie campaign donation, quid pro quo bargain) In 2007, when this financial house of cards was already starting to collapse, Chris Dodd turned on his deep pocketed ($165,000 in Fannie and Freddie campaign donations) ‘friends’, beating Barney Frank out of the finger-pointing starting gate, with this putrid pontificating: "The fact that any reputable banker or lender would make these kinds of loans so widely available to wage-earners, to elderly families on fixed incomes, or to lower-income, unsophisticated borrowers, strikes me as unconscionable and deceptive." You lying weasels! Until this subprime mortgage turd started to stink, you were insufferably superior and smug about ‘providing affordable housing to unqualified buyers’. Now, when this rancid butt bullet is floating in YOUR toilet bowl, you’re seeking a life preserver to keep from going down with it. Both men were bought and paid for by ‘finance, insurance and real estate interests’ - Barney cost them $2.5 million over the years, making him a bargain, compared to the pricier ($13 million) Dodd. When, like Humpty Dumpty, Freddie and Fannie came tumbling down, both of them went furtive and girlie, in their quest for career saving political cover. They were ready, willing, and eager to send their friends to retribution’s chopping block, as long as they, themselves, avoided that richly deserved fate. By now, you’re thinking this sounds more like a steaming load, and I tend to agree. Despite that, I am pinning a Girlieman label (it fits Barney much better, for OBVIOUS reasons) on them because they have been gutless, bought and paid for, wonders throughout this debacle. Steaming Load is TOO GOOD for a pair of miserable, money-grubbing, neo-Marxist sons-of-bitches who abuse their positions of authority and use their leadership positions to blame everyone else. If either of them had a clue about manhood, REAL MANHOOD, they would shoulder their part of the blame and admit their critical roles in this fiasco. Would it kill them to say, "Oops, my bad"? Would it kill them to say, "I got this one wrong, and I apologize to the American people for violating their trust"? Obviously, which explains why these bribe-taking, favor giving, lying, Elected Tormentor bastards are the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girliemen of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Senator Ted Stevens This week’s winner is something of a place holder for all the other gutless Elected Tormentor scumbags who refuse to take responsibility for their own actions. After watching Congressman Charlie Rangel bob, weave, and point fingers to deflect blame for his BLATANT tax fraud, Alaska Senator Ted "Bridge to Nowhere" Stevens borrowed that defense strategy to ward off culpability for his own ‘you scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours’ antics. Determined to avoid having the U. S. Justice system stamp ‘GOTCHA’ on his 84 year old political hack butt, Stevens is twisting turning and doing his best to shift the blame somewhere, anywhere. His gotcha harkens back to 2000, when he decided to remodel his house. Normally, that would involve hiring a contractor. Normally, but not this time. Instead of a contractor, Ted ‘asked’ his chum, Bill Allen, to ‘manage the project’, for him. Bill would ramrod the upgrade to Ted’s digs, since Ted was busy in D. C., where he was setting new records for pork barrel projects. Bill was a ‘curious’ choice, since Bill is not your basic moose molesting Alaskan slacker. Bill Allen is the chairman of VECO Corp., an oil services firm. I’m sure it’s just a coincidence that VECO has been the recipient of some federal funds, funds that were funneled his way by - TA DA - Ted Stevens. Holy stench of corruption, Batman! The rubber hits the road, on this one, because the amount of work done on the Steven’s homestead is pegged at $250,000, but Bill Allen, generously, only charged his pal Ted $160,000. Maybe he forgot to carry the one. Or, as prosecutors say, Bill Allen was putting a down payment on future gifts, from a powerful U.S. senator. Cementing his hold on this Girlieman award, Ted Stevens is frantically ducking any blame. Leaving nothing to chance, he blames Bill Allen for his ‘generosity’ and his failure to pass along all the bills. Sensing that such a ploy might not save his sorry ass, Ted is willing to throw his own wife, Catherine Stevens, under the wheels of the proverbial bus with Bill Allen. How? You’ll love it: Stevens said he was clueless about the cost and scope of the project, saying his wife controlled the checkbook. Defense attorney Brendan Sullivan said that when Stevens had a message for her, he communicated through his Senate aides. (AP) When confronted by all the work done by VECO employees, all the freebees bestowed - a spiffy gas grill, an ‘elaborate rope lighting system’, a sled mutt, plus a ‘sweetheart deal on a car’, Ted insists he never wanted, needed, or asked for those things. Yeah right Ted, but you left out one more thing you didn’t do: you didn’t give them back, turn them down, or offer to pay full, fair, market value for them. Ted Stevens is a gutless guttersnipe, who hasn’t got the nads to man up, accept the blame for his actions, and take his medicine. To save his sorry ass, he’ll blame Bill Allen, VECO, his wife, and, probably, the sled mutt, if Ted gets desperate enough. The only one he hasn’t blamed, yet, is Alaska Governor Sarah Palin. He’s probably holding that one in reserve. You’re a gutless piece of Elected Tormentor shit, Ted, and we all know it. You’re also the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. You’ll probably try to shift blame for that, too, but we won’t let you. You bagged this one all by yourself. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Malcom Hoenlein Malcom Hoenlein’s stationary reads ‘CEO of the Conference of Presidents of Major American Jewish Organizations'. Based on his spineless antics, this week, and his unconditional surrender to partisan party politics, he should change it to ‘the Gutless Wonder Cringing At The Feet of the Presidents of Major DEMONCRAT American Jewish Organizations’. Malcom’s outpost of the DNC hit the news, when it started promoting a rally, that is scheduled for Monday September 22, to protest Iranian president Mahmoud al-Gilligan Ahmadinejad. Among those scheduled to speak at the rally are ‘many ethnic and religious leaders and dignitaries from the U.S. and abroad’. The two scheduled speakers, who elicited the biggest buzz, were Comrade Hillary Clinton and Sarah ‘The Barracuda’ Palin. Now, thanks to the pressure Messiah Barry Obama and his acolytes put on Malcom, neither will appear. First, Messiah Barry coerced Comrade Hillary into backing out of what would be a joint appearance with Sarah Palin. That left Sarah as the last woman standing, a situation that sent Malcom and his partisan pissants into a frenzy. In record time, spouting bullshit about the message of the rally being lost in the media frenzy, Malcom yanked Sarah Palin’s invitation. Thanks to this gutless wonder, Malcom Hoenlein, the message of the rally came through loud and clear: "You have nothing to fear from our cabal, Mahmoud, because, the last time we checked, you’re not - GASP - a REPUBLICAN." Thanks to Malcom, Mahmoud gets a good laugh. Thanks to Malcom, his rally has been exposed for what it really is. It's another Obamaton rally, being stage managed by some off the cliff lefty groups, who don’t take a crap without prior, written, approval from Messiah Barry Obama and his toadies on the Democratic National Committee. You’re a craven coward, Malcom. The dude you're claiming to protest, Mahmoud al-Gilligan, is a raving, nuclear-armed, lunatic, but at least he’s a MAN, which is more than I can say for you. If you had a full set of nads, you’d cut the crap and admit that your organization is a wholly-owned subsidiary of the Demoncrat Party. For being such a mealy-mouthed jelly spined asshole, you, Malcom Hoenlein, are the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Jay "Joy" Ladin In 2006, after three years on the job as Literature Professor at a Big Apple Ivory Tower, Jay Ladin had passed muster and was, as a result, granted tenure. Suitably gratified, Jay Ladin decided to wait an additional two weeks before he dropped his bombshell on the Ivory Tower’s administration. What bombshell? You’re going to be thrilled. After two weeks of ‘you can’t fire my literary ass’ tenure, Jay Ladin informed his employers that he was, in fact, a woman trapped in a man’s body. He told them that he was, as a result, a heshe who was in the process of becoming, TA DA, a woman. I know what you’re thinking but that won’t play, this time. The reason Jay waited for his tenure before coming clean is the fact that the Ivory Tower is Jewish institute of higher learning named Yeshiva University. No doubt, Jay concluded - quite rightly, I suspect - that Yeshiva University wasn’t likely to grant tenure to a transsexual. The Ivory Tower put Jay on indefinite leave while the relevant rabbis and administrators tried to extricate themselves from Jay’s ‘gotcha’. Having snookered the Ivory Tower, Jay wasn’t willing to simply go away. Instead, he got lawyered up and managed to parlay a fear of lawsuit retribution into a return to his tenured duties this week, as Joy Ladin. Sprouting hooters, wearing women’s clothes, and changing your name to Joy won’t cut any ice here in the Free State of PIG, DUDE. You’re still ‘male’ - we won’t call a gutless wonder like you a man - down below, so you’re eminently qualified for this award. That’s compelling, but not enough to seal the deal. You won this award, by hiding the truth from your employers, then springing this ‘guess what’ bull crap on them, after it was too late for them to change their minds about giving you tenure. They’d treated you right, so far, so they deserved to make an informed decision, but you weren’t man enough to give them that chance. Jay didn’t win this award for being a NO SHIT Girlieman. Jay nailed this one because he/heshe/it lacked the guts to tell the truth, allowing the Eggheads at Yeshiva University make that tenure decision based on ALL the facts. Check it out, PIGsters, this week the Politically Incorrect Gazette slaps down a REAL Girlieman, Jay ‘Joy’ Ladin as our Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: (Ex) Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick. Kwame Kilpatrick played the race card, the Mecca Maniac card, and all the other cards at his disposal from the bottom of the deck. When he got caught red-handed, he tried to cover his tracks, by diverting attention and lying under oath. He blamed anyone, everyone, for his problems, but never had the stones to point the accusing finger at the person responsible, the asshat in the mirror. Finally, despite all of Kwame’s antics, the dominos started to fall. In addition to staring at hard time for the 8 felony counts laid at his doorstep, Kwame was days away from having Michigan Governor Jennifer Granholm exercise a power given her in the state’s constitution and kick him out of office. Unwilling to face that - no appeal allowed - gubernatorial decision, Kwame accused her of bias and tried to get some Ethnocrat in judges robes to save his sorry ass. It was a longshot and destined to fail. Finally, after accusing the city council, the governor, and - probably - bug-eyed interstellar racists for his problems, Kwame ran out of options. He was dragged screaming and kicking to the bar of justice. Still unrepentant, Kwame entered an insincere ‘guilty’ plea on two counts of obstruction of justice. The good news is that his guilty plea comes at a price: loss of his law license, loss of his job, four months in the slammer, five years on probation, he agreed not to run for elected office for five years. The bad news is that despite his plea, Kwame still won’t accept responsibility for his actions, by admitting the full extent of his guilt. The only reason he admitted anything is because he ran out of time, and guilt avoiding options. Kwame Kilpatrick is more then a dirty politician who abused his power. He’s a craven coward and that’s why he’s the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Albert Richardson Wanting to make the streets safer, and easier to police, a Brit Elected Tormentor, Albert Richardson, was downright eager to install CCTV cameras on his home, political turf: ‘...[W]hen the new cameras were announced, Coun Richardson told The Evening Post: "I live right in the middle of St Matthew's ward so I welcome this. It is sad to say it because no-one likes being spied on by these cameras, but when I think of the vulnerable people who live in St Matthew's ward, I do think this is needed." (Lancaster Evening Post) After ‘lengthy public consultations’, the locations for the cameras were determined. As the system was deployed, everyone was fat, dumb and happy, including Albert Richardson. Albert’s enthusiasm for CCTV cameras in St. Matthew’s ward changed dramatically, the moment that a CCTV was deployed near his home on Ribbeton Avenue. Now that one of those badly needed cameras is watching Albert’s abode, he has rolled up the ‘welcome’ mat and started singing a much different tune.. ‘...Coun Richardson backed the cameras when they were set up almost 18 months ago – but is now fuming as one has been erected close to his front door. He said: "I didn't expect one to go up where it has gone up. There are people watching me coming and going outside my house. I am not too pleased about it at all so I'm letting my trees grow."...’ (Evening Post) CCTV cameras that watch the ‘public’ are a necessary law enforcement tool. BUT, the same CCTV cameras are an ‘invasion of privacy’ when they’re watching Albert. Welcome to the wonderful world of ‘you made this hell, so it’s only fair that you burn in it’, Albert. As thrilling as that must be for you, it gets better. Albert Richardson, this is a very special day, because you’re the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Mexifornia’s Action Hero Governor In 2003, The Terminator deposed Mexifornia Governor Gray Davis by invoking a no-nonsense, fiscal discipline, based on his success in the business world. The two issues that landed Davis in hot, taxpayer, water were both spending related. He kicked a special car tax into high gear, and, he was rubber stamping the legislature’s runaway spending spree. Arnold did repeal the car tax, but his performance on the spending spree front is pathetic. The Terminator repeated his fiscal conservative whopper, in 2006, when he ran for a full term, accusing the Demoncrat dominated legislature of making the taxpayer foot the bill for Elected Tormentor spending calamities. His winning moves, in the final days of the campaign, involved painting a tax-bonkers, spend-a-holic bull’s-eye on his Demoncrat opponent. Immediately after the election, he was full of himself, and it, when he swore he’d put Mexifornia’s fiscal house on a solid, stay within your means, footing with spending cuts. It all sounded good, but it was, as we all know by now, utter and complete bull shit. This week, with the state sinking beneath a 20 billion dollar budget deficit tidal wave, he jettisoned all that ‘the legislature needs to learn financial discipline’ window dressing. After making a few, final, meaningless, noises about imposing budgetary discipline, Arnold decided to right those old profligate spending wrongs with - TA DA - an increase in the USA’s highest state sales tax. The governor, who came to Sacramento promising never to raise taxes, now wants to raise the sales tax temporarily. If Republicans agree, he said, they would get, in return, Democratic support for future spending restraints. "I think the sweet spot is a sales tax increase," Schwarzenegger said in the interview, "with the Democrats compromising on the budget reform in such a way that we have a real spending limit here. . . . Not everyone sees it that way. That's what I see." (L.A. Times) In other words, instead of kicking ass and taking names, this gutless wonder will, once again, play Charlie Brown to the legislature’s Lucy. He’ll run, he’ll try to kick the football, and they’ll yank it out at the last minute, by taking the new money and running up even more red ink, via lavish spending programs. Arnold is like your dad who gives you grief every time you squander your allowance money, then, with a guilty grin, he digs into your mom’s purse, hands you a couple twenties and says, ‘don’t tell your mother’. The legislature has blown through every penny that hit the state’s coffers, borrowed against the future, and blew through that, too. If Arnold had a full set of nads, he’d fess up to Mexifornia citizens and admit that he’s too gutless to crack down on spending. He needs to find the stones to tell Mexifornia citizens that the only way to raise Mexifornia’s financial ship starts by booting the Marxist Elected Tormentor asshats out of office. Arnold needs to admit that he broke all his promises and then apologize for his pathetic performance as Governor of Mexifornia. Since he’s a steaming political turd of the first order, he’s hasn’t got the guts. For lying to Mexifornia taxpayers, repeatedly, and never admitting it...for talking tough, then going girlie when the pressure was on...for off the charts hypocrisy, Arnold Schwarzeneger is, once again, the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Detective Constable Matt Grant We’ve all heard about those disapproving badge packers, who go girlie and gooey, when faced with a citizen who showed some spine during a crime. Aside from a rare - invariably rural - law enforcement official, who has no problem with a citizen kicking desperado ass, this ‘just let them have their way’ phenomenon is, unhappily, standard operating procedure. When our true crime drama begins, Detective Constable Matt Grant was not on the scene. The only citizens on the scene at 8:30pm on that Monday evening in Christchurch (New Zealand) were a Chinese dairy story owner and his wife. That changed, in a heartbeat, when a pair of crazed desperados raced into the store. Without saying a word, a desperado armed with a large knife, ran at the store owner, Nike, slashing at him with it. There’s no telling what might have happened, after the out of control punk backed Nike against a cigarette rack and slashed dangerously close to his throat. That’s when the store owner’s wife handed him the only weapon at hand, an air pistol. Nike got off a 5 or 6 shot volley, that sent the punks on their way, carrying off an essentially empty cash register. Nike is a hero, but Detective Constable Matt Grant is not the least bit happy with Nike’s life-saving exploits: "I don't want other people to think it's okay to do what this gentleman has done. Certainly we discourage what he's done. We encourage a practice of compliance and for people in that situation just to get the offenders out of the shop as soon as possible without any damage or harm to anyone." (Detective Constable Matt Grant) This badge packing gutless wonder has impounded the air gun and is mulling pressing charges against Nike for defending himself! Born without balls, Matt Grant thinks it’s better to let some desperado bastard carve you up than defended yourself. You’re craven coward Matt and need to turn in your badge and go looking for a set of balls. We’ll send you off on that quest for manhood, by naming you the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: John Edwards He’s a United States senator. He thinks he’s got the right stuff to be commander-in-chief. He’s so full of himself that he used his wife’s battle with cancer as part of his quest for the Oval Office. When he was trampled on the campaign trail by the Messiah Barry juggernaut, John Edwards fussed with his Breck punk tresses and tried to land a spot as Messiah Barry’s running mate. He is, in short, an ambulance chasing piece of political punk crap who is a legend in his own mind. John’s quest for political fame and glory hit a sizeable speed bump, this week, when a strike team from the National Enquirer staged an ambush at the Beverly Hilton hotel in Mexifornia. The National Enquirer shares all the spiffy details. * At 9:45 p.m., Johnny boy is spotted entering the hotel. He avoids the lobby, goes down side stairs then emerges on the bottom floor. From there, he takes the elevator up to the floor, where his lover, Rielle Hunter, had reserved two rooms. * Later, the Enquirer strike team spotted Johnny boy and Rielle leaving the hotel briefly, after which they returned to her room, together. * At 2:40 a.m., the Enquirer strike team spotted Johnny boy trying to leave the hotel, unseen, after spending some quality time, alone, with Rielle in her room. That’s when the fun hit high gear: ‘...when he emerged alone from an elevator into the hotel basement he was greeted by several reporters from the NATIONAL ENQUIRER. Senior NATIONAL ENQUIRER Reporter Alexander Hitchen asked Edwards why he was visiting Rielle and whether he was ready to confirm that he was the father of her baby. Shocked to see a reporter, and without saying anything, Edwards ran up the stairs leading from the hotel basement to the lobby. But, spotting a photographer, he doubled back into the basement. As he emerged from the stairwell, reporter Butterfield questioned him about his hookup with Rielle. Edwards did not answer and then ran into a nearby restroom. He stayed inside for about 15 minutes, refusing to answer questions from the NATIONAL ENQUIRER about what he was doing in the hotel. A group of hotel security men eventually escorted him from the men's room, while preventing the NATIONAL ENQUIRER reporters from following him out of the hotel. Said reporter Hitchen: "After we confronted him about seeing Rielle, Edwards looked like a deer caught in headlights!...’ (National Enquirer) We always knew that Johnny boy was scum, but we always qualified it with modifiers like ‘shyster’, ‘parasite coddling’ or ‘class warrior’. Obviously, we underestimated Johnny boy. While his wife is fighting cancer, Johnny boy is cheating on her with a woman who bears a disturbing resemblance to Prince Chuck’s horse-faced bride, Camilla. That’s low, even hypocritical, but it’s only moderately girlie. What sealed the deal on this award is running from the reporters, then hiding from them in the men’s room. His ultimate crime against manhood is lacking the nads to face the music, publically, by admitting his peccadillos. You’re a gutless wonder Johnny boy and that’s why you’re the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Terry Childs Last week, we hailed this Blight on the Bay computer wrangler as a hero for bringing the city to its knees: ‘...[Terry] tampered with the city's new FiberWAN (Wide Area Network), where records such as officials' e-mails, city payroll files, confidential law enforcement documents and jail inmates' bookings are stored. Childs created a password that granted him exclusive access to the system, authorities said. He initially gave pass codes to police, but they didn't work. When pressed, Childs refused to divulge the real code even when threatened with arrest, they said...’ (San Francisco Chronicle) In addition to freezing everyone out of the system and making it impossible to regain control, Terry Childs had an ace up his sleeve. If the city didn’t deal with him ‘fairly’, certain key records would be lost unless he did something to stop it. Terry tweaked the system to put key programs in temporary memory files that would vanish if the system were shut down for routine maintenance or was dumped by a power outage. Since the system contains payroll and critical law enforcement documents, the resulting loss would be catastrophic. Terry had them by the short and curlies, but he let them off the hook, when Mayor Gavin Newsom paid a secret visit to Terry’s cell in the middle of the night. During that visit, Terry turned gutless and girlie and surrendered the critical password without a fight. He had them in a corner and time was on his side, then he let them off the hook. Worst of all, he did it for NOTHING, since the justice system turned down his bid for making bail. You had their cyber nuts in a wringer and you let them go, dude. That’s why you tumbled all the way from PIG Hero to the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Bradley LaShawn Fowler He’s alienated from, disowned by, his family, but it’s not his fault. He’s been in the slammer, but that’s probably not his fault, either. He has been subjected to verbal abuse, discrimination, episodes of hate and physical violence, but that’s not his fault, either. For years, decades, through no fault of his own, he has been besieged by physical discomfort, and "periods of demoralization, chaos and bewilderment". Bradley is a basket case, but it’s not his fault. You’ll be thrilled to learn that Bradley has finally, after decades of ‘why are they picking on me’ misery, identified his tormentors. Admittedly, whining is Bradley’s best move, but he, temporarily, rented a testicle and, suitably infused with testosterone, has taken his tormentors to court. Who are his tormentors? Thomas Nelson Publishing and another publisher named Zondervan. Who are they? They are major Cross Cult publishers and their sin against Bradley is publishing Tome versions that refer to homosexuality as a sin. That’s right, PIGsters. Bradley is a GLAAD BAAG, who found Old Ka-Boom - it happened while Bradley was in the slammer - then got majorly bummed about what Old Ka-Boom has to say about bun rangers. Unable to sue Old Ka-Boom, and painfully aware that the committees who translate Tome scripture don’t have a pot to piss in, Bradley went after the only set of deep pockets available, the firms that publish the Tome. It’s called killing the messenger. It’s also called blaming somebody else because you don’t have the stones to look in the mirror and accept full, and complete, responsibility for your own actions. It’s not the Tome, Bradley. It’s not Corinthians 6:9 (no matter how you translate it), Bradley. It’s not the publishers who served up the message. It’s you, and you alone, Bradley. It’s also you, and you alone, who made Bradley "The Whining GLAAD BAAG" Fowler the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Bonus fact: Bradley is an Obamaton who publishes a blog - a steaming pile of self-pitying bull crap - on Messiah Barry’s campaign website. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: S. F. Mayor Gavin Newsome When the Blight by the Bay’s coddling of border jumping scumbag drug dealers exploded into the news cycle, the bovine excrement hit the fan with a resounding SPLAT. Apparently, nobody in positions of authority saw anything wrong with giving Honduran drug dealers red carpet, juvenile offender, treatment. In fact, with a ‘wink-wink’, ‘nudge-nudge’, the proper authorities aren’t too fussy about checking the ‘real’ age of these ‘youthful’ offenders. Determined to keep these drug dealers off Uncle Sam’s border jumper radar, the city’s juvenile probation department, headed by William Siffermann, would, at the taxpayers’ expense, have a probation officer fly the ‘youthful’ offender back to Honduras. Once there, the drug punk was free and clear, with no immigration track record, and thus free to return to the Blight by the Bay, America’s most slappably smug sanctuary city. After the feds busted one of those city-paid drug punk escorts in Mexas, in May, the city switched gears. Instead of flying the drug punks home, they exported them to group homes in far off San Bernardino County. That seemed like a viable solution, until news broke that 8 of these drug punks walked away from the group home and one of them was bagged, again, in the Blight by the Bay. The timing of this public relations nightmare was especially thrilling for Frisco’s mayor, Gavin Newsome, since it reached critical mass at the exact time when he was ramping up his bid for Governor of Mexifornia. His first instinct, fearless leader that he is, was to DUCK:
Sensing that might not be working, Gavin, took his gutless antics to the next level with ‘finger-pointing’:
Nice try, but no cigar, dude. The Tuesday press conference had barely concluded, when the blowback kicked into a much higher gear. By Wednesday, Gavin was in full retreat and pretending to have a spine:
Still trying to find someone to fall on a sword for the greater glory of Gutless Gavin, Newsome, seemed to paint a ‘take one for the Mayor’ bull’s-eye on his minion, William Siffermann:
We’re not shedding any tears over the way Gutless Gavin is twisting in the wind. He’s scum and that’s a fact, but we do have some glass half full news that might perk up Gutless Gavin: he’s the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Frankemuth (Michigan) is a town with a rich, well known, proudly proclaimed, religious history. Founded by Lutheran missionaries, it was, from the start, a town dedicated to preserving Lutheran traditions. Over the years, that resolve has held steadfast, making Frankenmuth’s population one of the highest concentrations of Lutherans in the Midwest. Thanks to a newcomer to town, Lloyd Clarke, Frankenmuth’s Lutheran traditions are under assault. A long term denizen of Michigan, this 66-year-old whiner moved from Bay City to be closer to family members who live in, and around, Frankenmuth. At first, everything was spiffy for Lloyd, until, one ignoble day, he roused himself from his ‘can’t we all get along’ coma then started going to war over all the crosses that are prominently displayed on ‘public’ land. One day, Lloyd noticed the crosses on bridge in town. Lloyd worried that some heretofore content Jews, Mecca Maniacs, or other non Cross Cultists, might get a boo-boo from them. Given ‘no choice’, this peace puke, former Green Party state senate candidate, caterwauled until the city removed the crosses from that bridge. Just getting started, this cretin painted his differently-religious bull’s-eye on the cross in a city park and the one on the city seal. That’s why, tired of Lloyd’s crap, rank and file Frankenmuth citizens exercised their right to free speech and excoriated Lloyd for being a complete and utter asshat about Frankenmuth’s supernaturalist roots. After the heat became intolerable, he started to whine about being picked on by his neighbors. When even the tykes started blistering his sorry, whiner, butt, Lloyd bailed out of his quest to make Frankenmuth ‘safe’ for the differently-religious. Frankenmuth has been doing just fine, without Lloyd, since the mid 1800s. It didn't start spouting crosses just to piss him off. If crosses piss him off, that's his personal problem, not the town's. This pagan scribbler thinks Lloyd needs to get over himself, and it, or get out of Dodge. He's the kind of scumbag who gives the differently-religious a bad name. It's time for him to shut up and sit down. For giving a hornets’ nest a swift kick, then complaining, when he got stung by outraged true believer wasps...for being a whining piece of crap...for picking an unnecessary fight and lacking the spine to see it through to the end, Lloyd Clarke is the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Messiah Barry O’Dumbo The cornerstone of Messiah Barry’s candidacy is his need to prove that you can fool enough of the people enough of the time. His most fervent "hope" is that his mind-numbed Obamatons won’t "change" their perspective by trading in their rose-colored glasses for some reality goggles. Messiah Barry’s entire candidacy is a sham and a quest to promote ‘style’ over ‘substance’. It’s working, most of the time, as long as Messiah Barry is spouting somebody else’s inspiring words from a carefully rehearsed script. The problem arises, when Messiah Barry is allowed to spout his own drivel, without a script or a rehearsal. An off-the-cuff Messiah Barry is a non-stop gaff machine. That’s why he went gutless and girlie, after Juan "Do you want salsa with that citizenship, Chico" McCain challenged Barry to 10 "just me, you and American citizens" town hall debates. Answering unscreened questions from REAL citizens? It’s Messiah Barry’s worst nightmare. He fled the idea like it’s tainted with Ebola. Messiah Barry is a fraud, a gutless fraud, who wants to hide the fact that he’s utterly and completely unsuited for that big chair behind the desk in the Oval Office. That’s why he’s doing everything in his power to restrict the scope of the debate on his qualifications. While his campaign seeks to muzzle the unscripted Messiah Barry, other Obamatons are making pre-emptive strikes via a "Stop the Smears" Jihad. The list of items that YOU can’t say, because Messiah Barry can’t handle it, grows longer each day. For fleeing a series of open, unscripted, town hall meetings with those rank and file Americans...for whining every time a rational adult points out how utterly unqualified Messiah Barry is for the job he seeks...for caterwauling when cautious chad punchers, quite rightly, question the company that Messiah Barry has been keeping...for cringing behind his empty, well rehearsed, rhetoric...for his inability to be a MAN in any sense of that word, Messiah Barry O’Dumbo is the repeat winner of the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Parting shot: We think Juan McCain needs to make this his new campaign slogan. "If the Oval Office chair don’t fit, reject the elephant-eared twit." Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Barry "The Barometer" O'Dumbo The nicest thing that we can say about a President Messiah Barry is that his foot-in-mouth antics are the best political comedy routine since Spiro Agnew and Dan Quayle left the political stage. A President Messiah Barry would be endlessly entertaining that way, until his incessant flip-flopping got us all killed. This week, Barry's political weather report was another thriller. On Wednesday, Barry put on his 'staunch supporter of Israel' facade when he visited the American Israel Public Affairs Committee (AIPAC). This dose of Barry bloviating drew a standing ovation from those attending the AIPAC confab:
Barry played up his staunch friend of Israel prose to maximum effect for his slavishly-devoted MSM bootlickers and they ate it up. That fawning, bless us Messiah Barry, News Nitwit hot air didn't escape the notice of the Jihadikazes, whose reaction was swift and far from complimentary. Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas, an allegedly 'moderate' Islamikaze, didn't waste any time bitch-slapping Messiah Barry:
Faster than a speeding bullet, Messiah Barry jettisoned 'staunch friend of Israel' and channeled his inner Hussein, with a spectacular 180, the very next day, on CNN:
For making Jihad Jimmy look like Israel's new best friend...for making John Kerry seem like a man of unshakeable conviction...for making Neville Chamberlain seem like a pillar of tyranny rejecting strength...for raising talking out of both sides of his mouth to an art form, Messiah Barry "The Barometer" O'Dumbo is the Politically Incorrect Gazette's Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Doug Delong In theory, as principal of Cardon High School (Ohio), Doug Delong should serve as an example for the inmates of his government cess-school. He should be willing to show them that, sometimes, rules must be bent, even broken, due to unforeseen circumstances. This week, Doug had a chance to show his captive audience that he had the nads to do the right thing, no matter what the rules specified. Instead, Doug gave them a close look at craven cowardice. Ironically, two of Doug’s students, a pair of seniors named Will McDonnell and Tony Workman, the young men who shined a spotlight on Doug’s gutless wonder antics, are shining examples of courage. Will McDonnell, having fulfilled his graduation requirements early in the school year, joined the United States Marines and has already completed his boot camp. Tony Workman, a proud member of the Army National Guard, completed the U.S. Army’s 10-week long basic training, last Summer. Both young men should be honored for their decision to defend our nation and its liberty. Proud of their service to this country, these young warriors made a simple request. They wanted to forego the cap and gown and receive their high school diploma decked out in their uniforms. At first, that seemed to be an acceptable arrangement, until Doug the Slug went furtive and girlie. If he allowed this exception to the no, cap, no gown, no diploma rule, Doug whined that other ‘organizations’ would demand equal time. What a load of bull crap! Instead, Doug agreed to let the young men strut their uniformed stuff by leading the Honor Guard before the graduation ceremony. But, when it came time to go up on the stage for their diploma, the young warriors must wear their cap and gown. Unlike Doug the Slug, Marines don’t surrender and neither does he United States Army. The two young warriors have made their decision. They will wear the uniforms throughout the ceremony and stand proudly, at attention, when their names are called, without going up on the stage. It’s an honorable decision and we all salute them for it. Doug the Slug is a whining, rules obsessed, weasel who fails to see any distinction between the armed forces of the United States and a 4-H Club. For that...for taking a dump on two patriotic young warriors...for being a gutless guttersnipe who hides behind ‘the rules’...for being unworthy to spit-shine the boots of these young warriors, Doug ‘The Slug’ Delong is the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Congressman Steve Kagen Even the Clown Posse on Capitol Hill know that gas prices have skyrocketed into the stratosphere and show no sign of coming down anytime soon. Some of the underlying factors - the increasing demand for energy from growing economic powerhouses like India and China - are beyond little Stevie’s control. He might be a legend in his own mind, but nobody in China or India gives a rat’s butt what he says or does. Other underlying factors fall squarely on the stooped shoulders of Stevie and his Clown Posse cohorts. I refer, as if you can’t guess, to the many roadblocks that Stevie and his cohorts erected to prevent America from taking simple, no brainer, steps to resolve its unmet energy needs. These steps would include freeing known petroleum reserves in Colorado, the Dakotas, Alaska, and offshore for production. These steps would also include opening the path for more nuclear fueled power plants, a move that would reduce our need for oil, considerably. In addition to keeping our proven oil reserves off line, Stevie and his big spending homeboys have made a bad situation much, much, worse by putting the dollar into freefall. Since oil is priced in dollars, prices are driven up every time the dollar hits a new low. This week, ignoring those clucking, ‘public policy’ chickens that are coming home to roost at every gas pump in this great nation, Stevie went gutless and girlie and decided to take his whining to the next level. How? Stevie perpetrated some legicrap that allows the United States Justice Department to - TA DA - SUE OPEC for limiting oil supplies. If anyone needs to be sued for limiting supply it’s Stevie and the other 323 gutless wonders who voted for this stinker. For failing to man up and admit his on-going complicity in keeping America dependent on foreign oil...for lacking the stones to shore up the U.S. dollar by cutting spending and imposing sound fiscal policy...for looking for a scapegoat instead of viable solutions...for exacerbating the problem through his craven cowardice and steadfast refusal to admit his role in this energy price debacle, Congressman Steve Kagen is the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Parting shot: Granted, it took 324 pinheads to pass this stinker, but Stevie is the gutless wonder who sponsored the damn thing. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Barack O’Dumbo It’s accurate to state that the Free State of PIG is not Vicente W. Bush’s biggest fan. That hasn’t changed, when we’re dealing with domestic policy. On the other hand, when it comes to his role as Commander in Chief, we give GWB much higher marks. Our confidence in him was justified, this week, when he let it all hang out while addressing the Israeli parliament:
He nailed this one and that’s a fact that wasn’t lost on his Israeli audience. There are, as expected, some who took the president’s prose very hard, a fact that, finally, brings us to our Girlieman of the Week, Barack O’Dumbo.
Did president Bush come close to naming O’Dumbo? Nope. Did he allude, in any way, shape or form, to O’Dumbo? Nope. Was there the slightest implication that he was talking about O’Dumbo? Nope? So why is O’Dumbo acting so defensive? Why did O’Dumbo, automatically, assume that president Bush had just pinned an ‘appeaser’ label on him? Why is O’Dumbo trying to deafen us with his incessant caterwauling? I’m smelling a classic case of ‘if the truth hurts, WHINE ABOUT IT’. Despite his convenient memory, he’s still the man who stated, on the record, in a televised debate, that he would meet, with no prior conditions, with America’s sworn enemies. O’Dumbo’s response in the debate means he would, unquestioningly give legitimacy to America hating scumbags like Mahmoud al-Gilligan, Kim Jong-Il, Castro the Sequel, Hugo "Skipper" Chavez and, presumably, Osama himself. That sounds like appeasement to us, how about you? For being a guilt-ridden, caterwauling cretin who hasn’t got the guts to own up to his prior statements...for whining about a perceived ‘attack’ where none exists...for being a gutless wonder whose instinctive response to anything is whining, Barack Hussein "Uncle Jemima" O’Dumbo is the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Ahmed Rehab An Islamikaze named Ahmed Rehab - he’s the top Jihadikaze at the Windy City infestation of CAIR (Council on American-Islamic Relations) - is outraged by what just happened. He’s mad as hell and not going to take it anymore. If you missed the news, here are the essentials: a cadre of Illinois justice system officials, the Illinois Law Enforcement Alarm System (ILEAS), just resolved a very dangerous hostage situation. Apparently, some hostage-taking Jihadikazes barricaded themselves in a Hillsboro (Illinois) mosque and refused to cooperate. Eventually, the ILEAS forces stormed the building, prompting the intransigent Jihadikazes to release some nerve gas. After subduing the Jihadikazes, the ILEAS men released a hostage who was wired with explosives. What’s that? You haven’t heard this story and can’t find it anywhere in cyberspace? Cool your jets, shocked and dismayed Sparky, it’s only a training exercise. Training exercise or not, Ahmed his hopping mad:
The wrong message about Islam? Yeah, right. Wake up and smell the religion of peace coffee, Ahmed. No doubt, in your world, it was a wild-eyed Quaker who murdered filmmaker Theo van Gogh. In your alternative reality, it was rage-a-holic Methodists who hounded Ayaan Hirsi Ali with death threats when she dared to speak the truth about Islam during her stay in the United States. In the Twilight Zone where you live, it was rampaging Baptists who captured and beheaded Daniel Pearl. In your fevered brain, it’s enraged Unitarians who want to murder those Danish cartoonists. It can’t be one of your American Islamikaze asshats; who murdered his daughters in Mexas to preserve the family’s honor. Perish the thought! If a simple police exercise is all it takes to ruin Ahmed’s whole day, he’s too damn pathetic for words. For lacking the nads to face up to the dark side of his supernaturalism...for going gutless and girlie instead of owning up to, and trying to resolve, the dangers posed by Jihadikazes who are hiding within America’s peace-venerating Islamikazes...for being a caterwauling cretin who wants to blame anyone, everyone, for Mecca Mania’s inherent, liberty-nuking nature, Ahmed Rehab is the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Ohio State Rep. Matt Barrett The rubber hit the road for this Buckeye State Elected Tormentor last October, while he was addressing a civics class at Norwalk High School. In theory, Meathead Matt was teaching the cess-school inmates how a bill becomes a law. To make his point crystal clear, he inserted a memory stick into the computer to bring up a pertinent image. That’s when his lecture hit a speed bump:
Determined to bury the incident, Meathead Matt - a Demoncrat, by the way - told House Minority Leader Joyce Beatty a whopper, blaming the incident on Meathead Matt’s teenage son. In the fullness of time, that sealed Meathead Matt’s fate because House Minority Leader Beatty repeated the baseless accusation against the teenage Barrett lad to the media. With that out of the way, Meathead Matt thought he had dodged potentially fatal, career ending, bullet by pointing the finger of blame at his son. I’m pleased to report that those pesky chickens came home to roost this week. Citing the lies Meathead Matt told her during the internal investigation, House Minority Leader, Beatty asked him to resign. Out of a job, and suitably disgraced, Meathead Matt might be the star attraction when he faces criminal charges stemming from this otherwise forgettable incident. What criminal charges? Did you pull a Meathead Matt and forget about that investigation that this blustering fool requested? We don’t know what the cops found on Meathead Matt’s laptop or that infamous memory stick, but it was enough to torpedo his political career. All the relevant justice system officials are willing to say about their findings is that, it’s legal fodder, but does not rise to the level of a felony. Felony, schmelony. All that matters is that it terminated this gutless guttersnipe’s political career. Meathead Matt is scum. He blamed his kid for something the kid didn’t do. He tried to save his political hide by throwing his son under the bus. We’re pleased as punch that it all blew up in Meathead Matt’s face. Determined to pile on, in our own humble way, the Politically Incorrect Gazette has named Meathead Matt Barrett Girlieman of the Week. [PIG thanks PIGster King for giving us a heads-up on this weasel.] Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Phoenix Mayor Phil Gordon Lost somewhere in the long shadow cast by Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Apraio, is Phoenix Mayor Phil Gordon. Mayor Phil is not amused by Sheriff Joe, Sheriff Joe’s notoriety, or anything else about PIG’s favorite lawman. In fact, Mayor Phil is determined to paint a justice system bull’s-eye on Sheriff Joe because Joe Arpaio is, systematically, cleaning out those known havens where border jumping scumbags lurk:
Sheriff Joe’s raids must be working, because he’s pissing off all those notorious Colonista coddling groups. At the same time, he’s getting covering fire from the U.S. Immigrations and Customs Enforcement officials who, coincidentally, were on hand when Sheriff Joe’s deputies arrested residents and immigrants in the town of Guadalupe. Their approval stands in stark contrast to Mayor Phil’s whine to the U. S. Department of Justice:
Sheriff Joe is almost as unimpressed with this spineless political hack guttersnipe as we are, here in the Free State of PIG:
If Mayor Phil thinks Sheriff Joe is exceeding his authority, why doesn’t he attack him directly? Why doesn’t he use the local justice system to hang this stinker on Sheriff Joe? Why? Because Mayor Phil Gordon is a craven coward who hasn’t got the guts to fight his own battles. For lacking the BALLS to be a MAN about his battle with Sheriff Joe, Phoenix Mayor Phil Gordon is the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Jay Leno Some of you - you know who you are - probably think that this award, should go to the bun-ranger, openly gay writer Jeff Whitty, who happened to be in Jay’s audience. I get that, but he was already ‘girlie’, and thus unqualified for this PIGish abuse. Jay Leno, on the other hand, is - or was - certifiably MALE and thus suitable for the forthcoming bitch-slap. This panty-twisting foolishness reached critical mass during the Tonight Show, while Jay was interviewing a thespian named Ryan Phillippe:
Politically Incorrect? Yup. Roll in the aisle funny? Not really. A nifty boob tube moment? Yup. A full frontal assault on bun rangers that merits an apology? Not no, but hell no. Unhappily, little Jeffrey and his wadded panties carried the day. After he whined on his blog, little Jeffrey got support from GLAAD which caterwauled:
A MAN, one with all the regulation gear, would shrug it off. A PIGster would chide "Grow a pair and get over it." Our very own Hambo would give these whining asshats a one-finger salute and bellow "BITE ME". Jay beat a hasty retreat and apologized. Jay is one of our favorites here in the Free State of PIG, but he stepped in it by apologizing. That’s why he’s the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Barack "Uncle Jemima" O’Dumbo Your eyes are not deceiving you, Sparky, and this isn’t a re-run of last week’s Girlieman Award. We’ve had repeat winners, in bygone days, and we’ve been known to hold someone over for a second week in the PIGish bull’s-eye. But, as far as we can tell, this is the first time when one individual was named two weeks in a row for (slightly) different reasons. Yes, O’Dumbo is still being bitch-slapped for whining piteously. However...After the way O’Dumbo just took his caterwauling to record-setting, mind-numbing levels, we are compelled to make him our Girlieman for the second consecutive week. This week, during his long-winded, self-serving, inescapable whine about racism, he sank to new depths. In the process, O’Dumbo demonstrated his utter and complete unsuitability for the office he seems destined to win. To win that coveted Oval Office prize, he threw his grandmother under the bus by, tacitly, calling her a racist. According to one columnist, Barack changed the story, making her alleged racism more egregious, during his speech, a fact that flies in the face of the story he told about his grandmother in a book about him. In the tome, he reported that she was ‘afraid of a certain black man who had physically accosted her’. In his speech, Barack vilified granny by making it sound like she got the ‘there’s a black man’ shakes when she simply passed a Melanin-Enriched male on the street. Barack, you rat bastard, that’s no way to thank a woman who worked her fingers to the bone to get you were you are today. Far from finished, O’Dumbo threw his pastor, Jeremiah Wright, under the bus. He threw whitey under the bus. He even threw his Melanin-Enriched home boys and girls under the bus. By the time he finished with his bloviating, Barack O’Dumbo had sent out the word, far and wide: "Everyone, from sea to shining sea is a racist, except me. Vote early, vote often, vote O’Dumbo." For boldly, publically, proving how egregiously we underestimated him, last week...for showing the world how utterly and completely spineless he is...for his smugly self-righteous race pandering, this putrid pile of political punk crap, Barack "Uncle Jemima" O’Dumbo, is the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week, for the second week in a row. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Barack O’Dumbo Somebody needs to bitch-slap some sense into Barack O’Dumbo. Somebody needs to sit him down and explain that the job he’s trying to get is "Commander-In-Chief", not "Whiner-In-Chief". That last damn thing we need in the Oval Office is a cringing cretin with his finger on the nuclear button, who starts blubbering every damn time somebody frowns at him. Here are a few of his outbursts:
Let’s get real. O’Dumbo’s middle name is "Hussein". O’Dumbo did look asinine in that Uncle Jemima rig. Calyspo Louie, a racist, did endorse him. Some of O’Dumbo’s Windy City chums are deep-pocketed scumbags. The Jihadikazes know that Barack hasn’t got the spine to wage a war on terror, or anything else. Finally, O’Dumbo might be a spellbinder when it comes to his empty prose, but his front-runner status is due to the fact that he’s Melanin-Enriched. This last fact means the Korrectnik News Nitwits are afraid to challenge him on his policies. It also means that guilt-ridden lefty oppressors will vote for him, and so will the teeming, steeped in victimhood, Melanin-Enriched masses. For his relentless caterwauling...for lacking the nads to man up and realize that politics is a blood sport...for getting on my last raw nerve, Barack Hussein "Uncle Jemima" O’Dumbo is the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Messiah Al Gore Despite a spate of recent reports that put his Global Warming Gospel into question, Messiah Al Gore has been curiously silent. Somehow, he has managed to tune out reports such as this one from the Daily Tech blog:
Admittedly, one harsh winter does not an ice age make. I get that, but after the way Messiah Al deliberately lied about the ‘established Global Warming science’, you’d think that he’d have the stones to man up and face these reports, personally, publically. He made this ‘the sky is falling' bed with his award-winning whopperthon. Now, when some hard science - those pesky facts - tell a somewhat different story, Messiah Al is cowering in the Fat Cave. Since he’s lost his voice...since he’s hiding from the truth...since he’s refusing to act like a man about these new inconvenient truths...Messiah Al Gore is the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Rolando Rodriquez If you have any doubts that Mecca Maniacs are egregiously humor-challenged, get over it. If you’re hanging tough, consider the plight of a Wal-Mark cash register wrangler in Wal-Mart’s Riverdale (Utah) outpost of capitalism. The frivolity began when a Mecca Maniac (alleged) female showed up wearing ‘a full face veil’. Channeling that inner PIGster that lurks in everyone, the clerk joked "Please don’t stick me up." Silly? Yup. Inkorrect? You bet? Offensive? Not really, but those punks at CAIR were shocked, dismayed and outraged:
For lacking a sense of humor...for letting the CAIR punks advance their Jihadikaze agenda at America’s expense...for being a gutless guttersnipe of the most noxious sort, a nadless, punk named Rolando Rodriquez is the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Beserkeley Mayor Tom Bates As much as I hate the crap that Beserkeley’s peace punk lefties are perpetrating on our brave men and women in uniform, there’s something I hate even more. What is it? A weasel who takes a strong stand, climbs out on that limb and bellows to the world that "I’m a peacepunk asshat" then scurries for cover when that bull crap flies back to smack him on the face. Welcome to the yellow-bellied scumbag world infested by a reeking piece of peace punk crap, Beserkeley Mayor Tom Bates. He was full of himself and ‘it’ when the Beserekely City Council voted to fire off a letter to the U.S. Marines telling them that, among other things, they were unwanted, unwelcome, intruders in Beserkeley. He had no problem at all with giving the Code Pink peace skanks a parking place in front of the U.S. Marine recruiting station on Shattuck Avenue. He had no qualms at all about having Beserkeley cops stand around and do nothing while the putrid Code Pink cunts staged protests at the recruiting station. He had no problem with any of it, until the bull shit hit the damn fan: * Spearheaded by Senator Jim DeMint, 6 United States senators ginned up a painful response that would, if enacted, snuff out $2.3 million in federal funding headed Beserkeley’s way. Instead of paying for schools, water ferries and police communications gear, the funds would be sent to the United States Marine Corps. * Closer to home, Mexifornia Assemblyman, Guy Houston, has his own idea for some coffers nuking payback. "What we're doing is we're announcing a bill that we intend to get on the floor to strip transportation from the city of Berkeley. What they have done in Berkeley is they have set aside a parking spot and in my opinion a public right of way, a public transportation corridor, specifically for a private organization -- in this case Code Pink -- to harass and annoy the United States Marine Corps and their recruiting efforts. We think that playing around and having an agenda with the public right of way is subject to ramifications. There is $2.3 million in proposition 1B transportation dollars. We think that should be in jeopardy." Did this threat - a toothless one, given certain legislative realities at the state and national level - find its mark? You be the judge:
This turd pretending to be human is beneath contempt. As much as I hate this retired U.S. Army captain’s peace punk antics, I would give him a pass, if he had some nads about it. I would hate his actions, but grudgingly give him credit for being a man by taking a tough stand and sticking to it. That takes a regulation set of nads, something this asshole lacks. He goes gutless and furtive at the first sign of trouble, no matter how unlikely it is to hit home. For lacking the balls to stay the course...for piling on against his brothers and sisters in uniform because the howling peace puke mob made him wet himself...for being a stinking stain on humanity’s skivvies, Beserkeley Mayor Tom Bates is the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Caltrans Punk Pedro Orso-Delgado Devoted PIG News readers will remember our recent item about the San Diego Minutemen chapter joining the state’s "Adopt-A- Highway" program. You'll recall that Adopt-A-Highway is a program which lets a group become responsible for picking up litter along a given stretch of highway, in exchange for signs saluting their public spirit. When the San Diego Minutemen volunteered, a thorough investigation showed that they passed muster on the prevailing criteria which ban entities that advocate violence, violation of the law, or discrimination based upon race, religion, color, national origin, ancestry" and other factors. With that out of the way, they were granted their stretch of highway to keep clean. The fun hit high gear when the San Diego Minutemen were allowed to adopt the two miles of Interstate 5 that includes the U. S. Border Patrol Checkpoint near San Clemente. I’m guessing that the blowback on that luck of the draw was memorable, because this Caltrans punk, district director Pedro Orso-Delgado, has blinked. Citing "a significant safety risk", Pedro the punk has yanked the San Diego Minutemen off that the border jumper superhighway:
Gutless to the core, Pedro the punk has, temporarily, given the San Diego Minutemen another - much less controversial - stretch of highway, State Route 52 in San Diego. That could end aburptly, if the Colonistas who have custody of Pedro’s nads can give him some reality-challenged dirt on the San Diego Minutemen. That’s a virtual done deal, unfortunately. For being such an obvious Colonista toady...for being a gutless wonder who makes Neville Chamberlain seem like a tower of strength, Pedro "The Punk" Orso-Delgado is the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. [PIG thanks Gunny Jeff for giving us a head's up on this one.] Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Barry "Mr. Steroid" Bonds Porcus’ favorite steroid punk, Barry Bonds, is doing what comes naturally, by trying to dodge any accountability for his own actions. Having eluded a MLB slapdown, and ducked any meaningful retribution for his steroid punk antics, Barry tripped over his tongue while testifying before a federal grand jury in December 2003. As a result, the feds are trying to bag, tag, and shag Barry on perjury charges. Will Barry finally man up and take responsibility for his own actions? You know better, tragically deluded Sparky. Barry is doing his usual tap dance around the truth, trying for a ‘missed me again’ trifecta. How, you ask, is Barry trying to duck this one? He’s claiming that the charges against him are much too vague. The feds are deliberately trying to confuse poor Barry with these vague charges, making it next to impossible for him to keep his lies straight:
For lacking the spine to be a man...for being an utter and complete weasel...for his unrelenting caterwauling...for his ongoing failure to take any responsibility for his own action...for all these and numerous other reasons, Barry "Why Does Porcus Hate Me?" Bonds is the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: President George W. Bush W started his trip to the Middle East by stabbing our most steadfast ally in the region - Israel - in the back with a ‘peace plan’ that makes their survival as a nation a longshot. Doing everything in his power to appease the unappeasable Jihadikaze asshats who call themselves ‘Palestinians’, Bush II insisted that Israel commit national suicide by returning to those indefensible pre 1967 borders. With his legacy on the fast track, he went to visit the Sandbox Punks who have, somehow, seized control of the presidential nads. Ignoring the fact that the Sandbox is a prime mover in this world-spanning Jihadikaze assault on liberty, W humiliated himself, and this nation, by begging the Saudis to lower the price of oil. His plea was, reportedly, a waste of breath, but it didn’t need to be. Did he use the $20 billion dollar arms deal that he carried with him as a bargaining chip? Nope. Did he tell them that a refusal to lower oil prices would bring a renewed effort in the USA to develop all of its proven domestic reserves? Nope. Did he promise to fast track American energy independence to make Saudi oil expendable? Nope. Did he do one damn thing to let those Saudi rat bastards know that Uncle Sam was fed up with their bull crap? Nope. All W did on his Middle Eastern trip was to grovel, repeatedly, at the feet of the scumbags who are doing their best to destroy this nation conceived in liberty. That’s why W is the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week. Girlieman of the Week Girlieman: Steve Orchard A Brit whiner, named Steve Orchard, got his panties in a wad over some politically-incorrect humor that was posted in a monthly publication named "Inside Time". The feature that helped launch this asshat involved some people writing into the publication to trade, jokes, concerns and stories, such as these: The list of jokes included: "Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90 per cent. It's called a wedding cake." And "Why do men die before their wives? They want to." (Daily Mail) That’s all it took to put Stevie in a korrectnik snit: ‘...[Stevie is] a head of operations at the Prison Service, was not amused - and he instructed Inside Time not to trade such "sexist" jokes again. In a letter to the magazine's editors, the official, who works at Nottingham Prison, said he is not "fanatically 'PC' or lacking a sense of humour," but the jokes go too far. Mr Orchard insisted that some of the examples of gender prejudice would not have been acceptable if their target had been people with disabilities or those from a black or ethnic minority background. He added: "Similarly, I do not think they were acceptable in that they tended to reinforce negative and inaccurate stereotypical perceptions of women as unintelligent, overly talkative, nagging, deceptive and inferior." That’s right, PIGsters, "Inside Times" is a publication that is perpetrated by guests of the Brit graybar system and Stevie thinks the biggest problem these inmates have in life is rampant "sexism". Steve, dude, I’d tell you to grow a pair but I don’t think you’ve got it in you. The most we can hope for is getting you to pull your head out of your butt and hope that some fresh air will return you to a mental state that approximates sanity. For obvious reasons, this alleged ‘male’ is the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week.
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