KULTURE | SOUND BITES FROM AMERICA'S LEAST WANTED

PIG keeps with the times and stays current with the latest in Loudmouth, Left-Wing Lip-Flapping Korrectly-Kloned quotes. Currently, there are several sites online with more detailed lists of liberal actors, pretenders, and politcal wannabees. PIG has culled a handful of celebrities for whom we have the utmost contempt. For more in-depth coverage of the anti-Hollywood movement, check out our related links.
DIXIE CHICKS:
• "Just so you know," says singer Natalie Maines, "we're ashamed the president of the United States is from Texas."
MEMO FROM PIG:

We'll be looking for you in the unemployment line.
SPIKE LEE:
• "When you think about it, the German and French governments should be commended,"
MEMO FROM PIG:
Spike, Do the right thing...either move your miserable self and your posse to Germany or France or SHUT THE HELL UP!!!

JESSICA LANGE:
• "It (war with Iraq) makes me feel ashamed to come from the United States. It is humiliating."

• " It is an embarrassing time to be an American. It really is. It's humiliating."
MEMO FROM PIG:
Is it humiliating to cash in on Americans' hard earned money? What's embarrassing would be caught attending one of your movies.
WOODY "HEMP" HARRELSON:
• "This is a racist and imperialist war. The warmongers who stole the White House (you call them 'hawks', but I would never disparage such a fine bird) have hijacked a nation's grief and turned it into a perpetual war on any non-white country they choose to describe as terrorist."
MEMO FROM PIG:

Woody, have you been smoking your hemp shoes again?
ROBERT ALTMAN:
• "...When I see an American flag flying, it's a joke."
MEMO FROM PIG:
Mr. Altman, if, when we see your movies playing, that's the real joke.

HARRY "BANANA BOAT" BELEFONTE:
"There's an old saying, in the days of slavery, there were those slaves who lived on the plantation and were those slaves that lived in the house. You got the privilege of living in the house if you served the master exactly the way the master intended to have you serve him. "Colin Powell's committed to come into the house of the master. When Colin Powell dares to suggest something other than what the master wants to hear, he will be turned back out to pasture."
MEMO FROM PIG:

I guess it takes one to know one, huh Day-O?
JANEANE GAROFALO:
"Our country is founded on a sham; our forefathers were slave-owning rich white guys who wanted it their way. So when I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.' That you can have a gay parade on Christopher Street in New York, with naked men and women on a float cheering, 'We're here, we're queer!' – that's what makes my heart swell. Not the flag, but a gay naked man or woman burning the flag. I get choked up with pride."
MEMO FROM PIG:
Yo, we got something you can really choke on, and it sure isn't the flag.

JULIA ROBERTS:
"Republican comes in the dictionary just after reptile and just above repugnant... I looked up Democrat. It's of the people, by the people, for the people."
MEMO FROM PIG:
We looked in our dictionary. Did you know that Roberts comes in the dictionary between roach and robot? (No offense to your much more talented brother).
We at PIG were just wondering, was Pretty Woman autobiographical?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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