Meet Lance Lefkowitz. Lance Lefkowitz is the enemy code name for every (ex) individual, institution, organization or liberal Korrectnik asshole you ever met and despised.

All outward appearances indicate him to be a slightly eccentric, mild mannered, somewhat nostalgic '60's leftover tenured as a professor of Victim Studies at UC Berkley.

Ah, but there's more than meets the eye. Lance is Sergeant Pork's elusive arch enemy. Lefkowitz can best be described as America's number one peretrator of political correctness on campus.

This Korrectnik Quisling's teaching's are responsible for every strain of the political correctness plague ever to infect the fabric of the American landscape. Once spawned on college campuses, p.c. spreads to every area of American life beyond Ivory Towers. Wherever p.c. rears it's ugly head, be it academia, media, law, courts, commerce, art, entertainment, you name it, the source can always be traced to Lefkowitz.

Although Lefkowitz is headquartered and firmly entrenched in Berkley, he has many aliases and travels in many circles. When in drag, Lefkowitz has been known to pass him/her/itself off as Sally Socialist. Lefkowitz's last known sightings were at a Dixie Chicks concert followed by a screening of one of what Michael Moore passes off a film.

Sergeant Pork vows to track Lefkowitz down and give him a dose of reality. Just as Superman is rendered helpless by Cryptonite, Lefkowitz is utterly defenseless when confronted by Pork's arsenal of Truth, Humor, Facts and Fun.