you're reading this and not looking at Barbi Q. Ribs, you're either
blind, a GLAAD BAAG, or need to majorly increase the voltage on
your shock treatments, STAT!
Now that we've dispatched those retards, we can discuss the most
arresting member of the TASKFORCE: OINK team, Barbi Q 'check out
them' Ribs. A true PIGal, Barbi is every NO-NAD's worst nightmare,
eye candy and damn proud of it...them - whose stellar talents extend
beyond her considerable esthetic contributions.
on some long overdue R&R after his duty tour in our Iraqi campaign,
Sgt Pork attended a sacred military tradition: the wet t-shirt contest
at an adult beverage emporium named 'The Barracks'. That's when
his life took on added meaning with his first encounter with Barbi,
a toothsome wench whose legendary wet t-shirt exploits made her
the ultimate winner of the booty-venerating contest. Impressed,
to say the least, by Ms. Ribs' championship form, Sgt. Pork analyzed
Ms Ribs' stellar...assets, exhaustively, until, over a very late
breakfast, the following morning, he enlisted her into the war against
the sharpest knife in the drawer, Barbi is often described as a
cross between Kelly Bundy, Mata Hari and Inspector Clouseau. Brains,
it appears aren't everything and nobody proves that more convincingly
than our Barbi who, invariably, gets the job done, somehow. Proving
that men aren't the only ones blinded by her award winning headlights,
Barbi embeds herself - undetected - in known NO-NAD infestations,
where she will serve as Sgt. Pork's eyes and ears. Always a head-turning,
D-cup distraction, in a male dominated environment, Barbi functions
equally well among NO-NAD's where she has, repeatedly, disrupted
the most carefully planned NO-NAD scheme, without exposing herself.
reports are must reading for every red-blooded male and you babes
might enjoy them, too. Last, but far from least, in answer to that
burning question, YES, they are real! Can we get a heartfelt hallelujah
from the congregation?