Lance Lefkowitz. Lance Lefkowitz is the enemy code name for every
(ex) individual, institution, organization or liberal Korrectnik
asshole you ever met and despised.
outward appearances indicate him to be a slightly eccentric, mild
mannered, somewhat nostalgic '60's leftover tenured as a professor
of Victim Studies at UC Berkley.
but there's more than meets the eye. Lance is Sergeant Pork's elusive
arch enemy. Lefkowitz can best be described as America's number
one peretrator of political correctness on campus.
Korrectnik Quisling's teaching's are responsible for every strain
of the political correctness plague ever to infect the fabric of
the American landscape. Once spawned on college campuses, p.c. spreads
to every area of American life beyond Ivory Towers. Wherever p.c.
rears it's ugly head, be it academia, media, law, courts, commerce,
art, entertainment, you name it, the source can always be traced
Lefkowitz is headquartered and firmly entrenched in Berkley, he
has many aliases and travels in many circles. When in drag, Lefkowitz
has been known to pass him/her/itself off as Sally Socialist. Lefkowitz's
last known sightings were at a Dixie Chicks concert followed by
a screening of one of what Michael Moore passes off a film.
Pork vows to track Lefkowitz down and give him a dose of reality.
Just as Superman is rendered helpless by Cryptonite, Lefkowitz is
utterly defenseless when confronted by Pork's arsenal of Truth,
Humor, Facts and Fun.