
#7
("jackstands? hah! who needs 'em?")

#6
(necessity is the mother of invention...)

#5
("and to think... those wimps at the power company
use straps and cleats to get up this high!")

#4
(I'm sure this guy still wonders why he got fired that day.)

#3
("gee, guys... that seems like an awful lot of protective gear
for such a small chlorine gas leak...")

#2
(step 1: remove shoes.
step 2: place metal ladder in water.
step 3: begin using power tools while
standing barefoot on metal ladder in water.)
and the winner is...

(how drunk do you have to be before
this starts looking like a good idea?)
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