Chinese Fire Drill
Source: PIG News Wire [05/10/14]
Needing an excuse to destroy, for all time, the Western economy, in general, and the American economy in particular, the rabidly Marxist left searched for a suitable cudgel with which they would beat any residual traces of Capitalism into an early grave. It would need to be complicated, easily politicized, and scary enough to compel compliance from John & Jane Q Public.
In the beginning, there was Global Warming, which passed all three tests. As an added bonus, it had the Tennessee Tonnage, Al Gore, a horror that doubled down on scary. The problem with Global Warming is embedded in its name. What if there wasn't any warming? What indeed.
After years of 'warming' it finally happened: Mother Nature stopped cooperating [warming stopped] and some trouble making rational adults spilled the beans. They needed to retool with a new name that would embrace ALL kinds of weather/climatological patterns.
Eventually, Global Warming evolved into Climate Change. How did it measure up? Let's take a look.
Inclusive enough to work with any/all weather/climatological patterns? Yup.
Complicated enough to dazzle the rubes? Yup.
Easily politicized? Yup.
Scary? Hmmm. Not so much.
This week, the fear mongering rabid Marxist dogs jettisoned 'climate change' and replaced it with the new kid on the block: 'climate disruption'. Leaving nothing to chance, they're not going to wait for a public panic attack. Tsar Barry will terrify the crap out of everybody with Draconian decrees that will make the Great Depression seem like the good old days.
Kiss the ground, duck and cover Sparky. It's a HAMPAGE. .
I've had it PIGsters. I'm swimming in a sea of bullshit and I'm sick of it. The hypocrites, scam artists and pathological liars have me on the verge of a headline grabbing meltdown.
In ancient Greece, a dude named Diogenes roamed the streets carrying a lantern looking for an honest man. I'm light years past that. I gave up on the 'honest man' search, several lifetimes ago. Now, I'm looking for one shred of truth, one iota of objective reality, in a sea of bullshit. Enough is enough! If you can't say anything true...if you can't serve up anything real, then do everybody favor and shut up.
What, you ask, has notoriously mild-mannered Hambo on the brink of 'heavily armed lunatic locked in a bell tower' infamy? EVERYTHING! Everywhere I turn, I run into some hypocrite, bullshit artist or pathological liar. Is this Hambo eruption the predictable byproduct of an ENDLESS, infuriating election cycle? Partially, but it's much more than that.
I'm tired of the noxious stench of stupidity exuded by Elected Tormentors. That includes San Fran Nan Pelosi, who says she wants us to use more natural gas, instead of 'fossil fuels', because it's cheaper, cleaner, than fossil fuels. Nan, you stupid Commie bitch, natural gas IS A FOSSIL FUEL.
I'm tired of that Pachyderm Pinhead, Senator Mitch McConnell, who doesn't know who his friends are. He's in a tough re-election fight, so he has decided to mount an all out, no quarter given, war on 'the enemy'. Has he finally, belatedly, painted a bull's-eye on Harry Reid and his Jackass Party cohorts? Nope. He's determined to destroy the only rational adult individuals who are mounting a counterattack on the Progtards: the TEA Party.
I'm tired of Elected Tormentors like the fools on the City of Angels City Council which voted 14-0 to impose the same Draconian restrictions on e-cigarettes as they impose on the real deal. The lab coated hooligans have tried their best to pin a 'dangerous to your health' label on e-smokes, without success. The council punks know this and don't give a crap. They don't give a shit about 'facts', because this vote isn't a 'reasoned' decision. Like too damn many things they do, it was motivated by 'emotions'. In other words, it felt like the right thing to do.
I'm tired of faux 'Conservatives' like Michael Medved. He can pin any label on himself that thrills him spitless, but it doesn't change the fact that he has returned to the Liberalism of his youth. "Your steadfast refusal to question, let alone criticize, Messiah Barry, tells me all I need to know. You're an Obamunist, Mikey, and there aren't any no shit conservatives in that group."
I'm tired of the Progtards declaring war on words which give them a boo-boo. The latest word to set their hair on fire is 'bossy'. That's right, 'bossy'. If 'bossy' gives them crotch rot, that's their personal problem. They should know this, because we warned them in our PIG Doctrine:
Since a word is nothing more than an ethically-neutral sequence of sound waves, it only has as much power for good or evil as the listener bestows upon it. There are no intrinsically 'offensive' sound waves, there are only hypersensitive listeners who are predisposed to being offended by them.
I'm tired of the repressive tolerance perpetrated by Ivory Towers, which turn an unambiguous concept like diversity into a muzzle that silences speech they don't want to hear. A free exchange of ideas? Not really, unless the ideas an inmate wants to exchange are pre-approved by the campus thought police.
I'm tired of team-owning bazillionaires, like Angels owner Arte Moreno, who act like they're doing ME a favor, when they come hat in hand asking for a new stadium, arena, or other enriching perks, for their suck ass sports franchise. If the old facility, the one that I'm still paying for, gives your deep pocketed clientele a rash, tell somebody who cares. If they want new, improved, luxury boxes, make THEM pay for it. If that's not good enough for them, hit the damn road, Jack, because this ATM machine is closed.
I'm tired of that festering sore on humanity's asshole, George Soros, and his ongoing Jihad against my life, liberty and pursuit of happiness. I despise a rat bastard who hides behind surrogates, instead of manning up and doing his dirty work out in the open. If you don't like America...if you don't like the bastion of individual liberty the Founding Fathers established, DON'T LIVE HERE, motherfucker.
I'm tired of scumbags who give real capitalists a bad name, when they buy their competitive advantage, by investing in a few Elected Tormentors. Hiring 'muscle' (the Nanny State's monopoly on the use of force) to intimidate your competition into compliance, is a punk move, asshole.
I'm tired of shysters who pretend to be a public spirited hero who is looking out for the 'little guy'. What a crock! They're just another greedy bastard who is looking for an industry to loot, the way they did with tobacco,
I'm tired of thespians who only sound rational when someone else is putting words in their mouths. I won't let them insult my intelligence by spouting the Progtard crap they pull out of their butts. You're entitled to your opinion, but I'm considering the source, then finding my enlightenment elsewhere, legend in his own mind, Sparky.
I'm tired of those cringing cretins, the inside the Beltway pachyderm punks. They are so desperate to be loved by the MSM that they stab rational adults in the back, repeatedly, in a pathetic quest to appease the unappeasable.
I'm tired of the cycle of corruption which has insanely compensated public employee unions buying some Elected tormentors who repay their owners with increased wages and benefits at the taxpayer's expense. The only ones who are kept out of the loop are John & Jane Q. Taxpayer, the ones who are being looted to pay for this perpetual motion machine.
I'm tired of going to the grocery store and finding the prices unchanged but the boxes are smaller and the contents diminished. The food manufacturer insists that there's nothing to see here, and I almost believe the lying bastard, because nothing is the last stop in this process. At this rate, I'll be paying FULL PRICE for NOTHING. If you need to raise your prices DO IT, but don't give me that phoney baloney customer service smile and pretend that nothing has changed.
I'm tired of the Scientologists trying to foist off the insane ravings of a third-rate science fiction writer as theology. I'm tired of their Rube Goldberg brainwashing gizmo being promoted as cutting edge science. You're a cult formed by a writer of BAD science fiction, so get off your high horse, full of yourself Sparky.
I'm tired of some wenchlet, whose only meaningful talent is looking good in a bikini, giving me political advice. Do what you do best, hot stuff. Put on your bikini, then stand there and breathe, with your MOUTH SHUT. I've heard more then enough from you, cupcake.
I'm tired of boob tube producers touting a show that hasn't been aired, a show nobody has seen, as 'the critically acclaimed comedy hit of the year'. I'll be the judge of what's funny, without your help, thank you very much. Based on your past performance with these 'here it is, there it went' flashes in the boob tube pan, I'm not likely to believe anything a notorious liar like you has to say about anything. You wouldn't know 'comedy' if it fell on you, liar, liar, pants on fire Sparky.
I'm tired of hypersensitive asshats who presume to tell me what I can say, what I can read, or what I can watch for entertainment, because things that offend THEM must be banned. Who the hell appointed you GOD, get over yourself Sparky? If you don't like what I have to say, DON'T LISTEN. If something in a book, on a web site, in a magazine, or in a fishwrap bugs you, DON'T READ IT. If a show puts your panties in a bunch, DON'T WATCH IT. Your hypersensitivity is no excuse to infringe on MY liberty. Don't make me come over there.
I've had it with Nanny State Food Nazis who are pissing me off with their 'don't you dare eat that' food restrictions. Crab grass and rice cakes may be their idea of a balanced diet, but it's not mine. Are you listening Moose? You better be. Don't make me come over there.
I'm tired of being treated like an ATM machine by bond issue promoting Educrats, who promise that just one more increase in my property taxes will make Rocket Boy and Moonbeam ace those standardized tests. What a load of crap. The reason Rocket Boy and Moonbeam can't read, write or compute has nothing to do with a lack of money. It has everything to do with the fact that you spend every minute of schooltime INDOCTRINATING and none of it INSTILLING KNOWLEDGE. This ATM machine is closed, permanently. If you can't get the job done, then get the hell out of the way and let the marketplace show you how REAL education works.
I'm tired of Elected Tormentor rat bastards who pat themselves on the back for making a problem, which they created in the first place, worse. I'm tired of paying for fixes that turn a prior Nanny State blunder, into an unmitigated, liberty-nuking disaster. You made this hell, Elected Tormentor asshole Sparky, and I have no problem letting YOU burn in it, but don't think for a moment that I'm willing to get extra crispy with you. Given the foul, armed and dangerous, mood I'm in, 'Elected Tormentor' is Hambo code for BULL'S-EYE.
I'm tired of being used, abused, mugged, spied on and pissed on by a government that betrays its oath of office by, willfully, eviscerating the Constitution they swore to uphold and defend. If they won't play by the rules set forth by the Founding Fathers, then screw the bastards. There's nothing wrong in D.C. that can't be fixed by throwing the bastards out won't cure.
I'm tired of a Dumbo-eared empty suit pretending to be something he's not. He might be a legend in his own mind, but I'm not impressed. His suffocating Narcissism, his pathetic need to be the center of attention, lost their dubious charm, years ago. I'm fed up with his bullshit about 'hope' and 'change', when all he's got to offer is the same failed Marxist tyranny that has been spreading misery for at least a century. I'm fed up with this rat bastard's delusions of Messianic glory, when he's much closer to Chairman Mao, and Joe Stalin than he is to Jesus.
I'm tired of Colonista coddling alleged Americans providing political cover fire for border jumping scumbag invaders, by whining piteously about all the things they 'bring to the table'. Yeah right, if you count spreading diseases, clogging our emergency rooms, ethnically cleansing neighborhoods and swilling from the taxpayer funded trough. If these Colonista coddlers love third world cess pools so damn much, I'll roll up a map of Tijuana, shove it up their ass and THROW THEM across the f-ing border.
I'm tired of press card packing Obamatons pontificating about impartiality and journalistic integrity, while they're busy groveling at their Messiah's feet. Take your Obama worshiping propaganda and shove it, News Nitwit turds!
I'm tired of the lies, damn lies, and statistics which Lab Coated Hooligans, who are bribed WITH YOUR MONEY, pull out of their ass. It includes such noxious, junk science, stinkers as global warming, secondhand smoke, thirdhand smoke, secondhand television and intelligent design. I won't be stampeded into doing something stupid, based on your pack of lies, so back off before I go postal all over your pseudo-scientific ass.
I'm tired of the Nanny State's obsession with an equality of results. Objective reality is inherently unfair, an inconvenient truth that can't be swept under the rug, no matter how hard you try to 'level the playing field' with your socially-engineered safety net. Failure is a fact of life and no matter how hard you try, you can't legislate it out of existence, so cut the crap, parasite coddling Sparky, because you're really starting to piss me off.
Betsy, go find your brother, Big Bang, because daddy just achieved, critical, heavily armed lunatic locked in a bell tower, mass. I'll make them pay. I'll track every damn one of them down. I'll....BZZZZZZZZZZZT.
I hate it when they do that, because it hurts like hell and they enjoy it too much.
Anyway, if, like me, you're mad as hell, why not do something about it?
It's an election year, so go thrill the snot out of Whorehouse Harry and that fool McConnell by sending more TEA Party candidates to Washington. It's not a miracle cure, but anything that pisses off those beltway bastards works for me.
10 years ago, when we started PIG, we kept hearing the same shit, over and over: "Political Correctness? That's so '80s', man. It's over. It's dead."
A couple years ago, on Cinco de Mayo, some proud American lads wore shirts which showed Old Glory. The were told to remove them, or they'd be sent home. Why? Because and AMERICAN kid wearing a shirt with AMERICAN flag at an AMERICAN school might 'offend' the MEXICAN students. This week an AMERICAN judge ruled in the school's favor.
Does that sound dead to you?
In March 2012, NYC's Educrats decided to ban some words from standardized tests. Here they are:
Abuse (physical, sexual, emotional, or psychological)
Alcohol (beer and liquor), tobacco, or drugs
Birthday celebrations (and birthdays)
Cancer (and other diseases)
Catastrophes/disasters (tsunamis and hurricanes)
Children dealing with serious issues
Cigarettes (and other smoking paraphernalia)
Computers in the home (acceptable in a school or library setting)
Death and disease
Expensive gifts, vacations, and prizes
Gambling involving money
Homes with swimming pools
In-depth discussions of sports that require prior knowledge
Loss of employment
Occult topics (i.e. fortune-telling)
Religious holidays and festivals (including but not limited to Christmas, Yom Kippur, and Ramadan)
Television and video games (excessive use)
Traumatic material (including material that may be particularly upsetting such as animal shelters)
Vermin (rats and roaches)
War and bloodshed
Weapons (guns, knives, etc.)
Witchcraft, sorcery, etc.
Why ban these words? Why indeed. City Educrats worry that these words might be upsetting or make an inmate feel unpleasant. Upsetting? Unpleasant? Seriously? That's utterly asinine.
The right that saves you from being offended has now devolved into a right that saves you from feeling unpleasant?
Does that sound like Political Correctness is dead, to you?
I could go on and on, but you get the picture. From sea to shining sea, Political Correctness is oozing into everything. We the PIGs have our work cut out for us, so we're not going anywhere.
AN INCREDIBLY THOUGHTFUL RESPONSE . . . .
In early January 2014, Bob Lonsberry, a Rochester talk radio personality on WHAM 1180AM said this in response to Obama's "income inequality speech" .
The Democrats are right, there are two Americas.
The America that works, and the America that doesn't.
The America that contributes, and the America that doesn't.
It's not the haves and the haven'ts, it's the dos and the don'ts.
Some people do their duty as Americans, obey the law, support themselves, contribute to society, and others don't. That's the divide in America.
It's not about income inequality, it's about civic irresponsibility.
It's about a political party that preaches hatred, greed and victimization in order to win elective office.
It's about a political party that loves power more than it loves its country. It's not invective, it's truth, and it's about time someone said it.
The politics of envy was on proud display a couple weeks ago when president Obama pledged the rest of his term to fighting "income inequality." He noted that some people make more than other people, that some people have higher incomes than others, and he says that's not just.
That is the rationale of thievery. The other guy has it, you want it, Obama will take it for you. Vote Democrat.
That is the philosophy that produced Detroit. It is the electoral philosophy that is destroying America.
It conceals a fundamental deviation from American values and common sense because it ends up not benefitting the people who support it, but a betrayal.
The Democrats have not empowered their followers, they have enslaved them in a culture of dependence and entitlement, of victimhood and anger instead of ability and hope.
The president's premise - that you reduce income inequality by debasing the successful - seeks to deny the successful the consequences of their choices and spare the unsuccessful the consequences of their choices.
By and large, income variation in society is a result of different choices leading to different consequences. Those who choose wisely and responsibly have far greater likelihood of success, while those who choose foolishly and irresponsibly have a far greater likelihood of failure.
Success and failure frequently manifest themselves in personal and family income.
You choose to drop out of high school and you are apt to have a different outcome than someone who gets a diploma and pushes on with purposeful education.
You have your children out of wedlock and life is apt to take one course, you have them within a marriage and life is apt to take another course.
My doctor makes far more than I do. There is significant income inequality between us. Our lives have had an inequality of outcome, but, our lives also have had an inequality of effort. While my doctor went to college and then devoted his young adulthood to medical school and residency, I got a job in a restaurant.
He made a choice, I made a choice, and our choices led us to different outcomes. His outcome pays a lot better than mine.
Does that mean he cheated and Barack Obama needs to take away his wealth? No, it means we are both free men in a free society where free choices lead to different outcomes.
It is not inequality Barack Obama intends to take away, it is freedom.
The freedom to succeed, and the freedom to fail. There is no true option for success if there is no true option for failure.
The pursuit of happiness means a whole lot less when you face the punitive hand of government if your pursuit brings you more happiness than the other guy. Even if the other guy sat on his a... and did nothing. Even if the other guy made a lifetime's worth of asinine and shortsighted decisions.
Barack Obama and the Democrats preach equality of outcome as a right, while completely ignoring equality of effort.
The simple Law of the Harvest - as ye sow, so shall ye reap - is sometimes applied as, "The harder you work, the more you get." Obama would turn that upside down. Those who achieve are to be punished as enemies of society and those who fail are to be rewarded as wards of society.
Entitlement will replace effort as the key to upward mobility in American society if Barack Obama gets his way. He seeks a lowest common denominator society in which the government besieges the successful and productive to foster equality through mediocrity.
He and his party speak of two Americas and their grip on power is based on using the votes of one to sap the productivity of the other.
America is not divided by the differences in outcomes, it is divided by the differences in efforts. It is a false philosophy to say one man's success comes about unavoidably as the result of another man's victimization.
What Obama offered was not a solution, but a separatism. He has fomented division and strife, pitted one set of Americans against another for his own political benefit. That's what socialists offer. Marxist class warfare wrapped up with a bow.
Two Americas, coming closer each day to proving the truth to Lincoln's maxim that a house divided against itself cannot stand.
Source: PIG News Wire [01/31/14]
Justin Bieber is the icon/role model for a life without consequences.
Insulated from Objective Reality by his celebrity status, Bieber can do any damn thing he wants, because there are never adverse consequences, no matter what he does.
Insulated from Objective Reality by their victim status, Obamunists can do almost any damn thing they want, because there are rarely adverse consequences, no matter what they do.
Shielded from adverse consequences by a phalanx of imposing pay for play security guards, Bieber can piss on (literally and/or figuratively) anyone he meets and never have to pay the piper.
Shielded from adverse consequences by the intimidating might of the all powerful Nanny State, Obamunists can piss on any unhyphenated rogue individual they meet and never have to pay the piper.
Since their lives are devoid of adverse consequences too, it's no accident that government schooled idiots with self-esteem are the lion's share of Bieber's fans.
Justin Bieber isn't the 'cause' of this life without accountability. He's a prime example of the life without consequences effect.
Source: Hambo's Hammer [01/16/14]
I listened to a babbling VRWC boom box wench yammer about the latest round of bullshit from that obnoxious little turd Justin Bieber. This time, this twerp egged his neighbor's house, because he has nothing better to do. This wench seems willing to shrug it off, but her rant reeks of Class Warfare and a willingness to coddle the twerp.
Egging isn't a big deal - she's right about that - but in this case it's pricey, because the house is covered with Venetian Plaster. It will cost $50,000 to re-plaster the front of the house with that Venetian Plaster.
The right wing wench has no sympathy for the recipient of those Bieber eggs, because the recipient is rich, so he, she, heshe, or it 'can afford it'. She comes much too close to opining that the homeowner targeted by those Bieber eggs 'had it coming' for being rich. That reeks of the Libertards' 'class envy' bullshit.
The right wing wench misses the key point, completely. Justin Bieber is an obnoxious little shit who believes that the rules everyone else lives by, don't apply to him. His is a life without adverse consequences, because he is never held accountable for his actions. She seems okay with that.
I thought personal accountability was one of conservatism's core tenets. Is there some top secret list which contains those individuals who aren't bound by personal accountability?
Since I'm a regular listener of this VRWC wench's show, I can attest to her solidly conservative credentials. After today, I'm compelled to wonder what changed.
Has conservatism 'evolved' to exclude Justin Bieber from taking responsibility for his actions, or has this boom box wench drifted to the left?
Has conservatism evolved to disqualify 'the rich' from being crime victims, because they have it coming, or has this boom box wench drifted to the left?
No matter what evolved, it's not thrilling me spitless.
Stuff Some Americans - I Mean YOU, Whitey - Won't Do
Source: Hambo's Hammer [01/10/14]
[A couple years ago, I sounded the alarm on the shocking disparity between Graybar Demographics and U.S. Census data. I sounded the call to arms, but nobody listened. It wounded me deeply, but I'm not willing to back down from a challenge.
Now, we're hearing nearly identical arguments coming from such noteworthy Ethnocrats as Attorney General Eric Holder, but this time, the knickers knotting isn't over graybar demographics. This time, the Ethnocrats are setting their hair on fire over TA DA Zero Tolerance 'offender' demographics. Thus sayeth Eric: "Too many of MY PEOPLE are being suspended and/or expelled over Zero Tolerance infractions."
Lance in hand, Hambo Quixote, will, once again, tilt the infamous demographics windmill. Why? Because I can, and because, the Ethnocrats insist, this idea offers the young 'uns an early, action packed, start along a new career path in troublemaking. Among other things, it will give them a chance to do something "for the good of society as a whole".
On your mark. Get set. Go forth and perpetrate, newby ZTZ offender Sparky.]
Enough is enough! If I hear one more lefty pinhead blithering about America's egregiously unfair Zero Tolerance rule breaker demographics, I'm gonna go postal. The usual suspects whine always starts the same way: there are, quite simply, too many properly-hyphenated individuals being 'victimized' by Zero Tolerance Zombies in American cess-schools. By a wide margin, the Melanin-Enriched are horrendously over-represented, when it comes to being suspended or expelled for a Zero Tolerance infraction, the whiners thunder. To shut them up, albeit temporarily, PIG will play this silly game and stipulate that this Zero Tolerance offender disparity is, as so many 'activists' proclaim, an intolerable situation that must be resolved, immediately.
Channeling my legendary sensitivity, I am trying my best to be shocked, shocked I tell you, over this blatant ZTZ enforcement racism. Fearlessly pursuing my ultimate goal, to shut these whiners up, I will see if there are any terminally PIGish ways to 'get 'er done' on this shocking outburst of flagrant discrimination.
The good news here is that properly-hyphenated cess-school inmates are doing their part, and then some. The bad news is that, as usual, whitey isn't doing his fair share of rule breaking. The problem, in my PIGish view, isn't the fact that too many blacks, Latinos and Asians are racking up Zero Tolerance infractions. The problem is, as usual, that whitey is refusing to do his duty to his country: whitey isn't chalking up enough suspension or expulsion qualifying ZTZ offenses.
I am up to here with all the hand-wringing these lefties are doing over this bullshit...Hand-wringing is for sissies. I spit on this lefty hand-wringing. I demand that these nitwits stop this whining and get 'proactive' about whitey's shocking under-representation in our 'hit the road rule breaking Jack' student population. If this is such a big damn problem then let's fix it. Resolving our ZTZ perp population's shocking deviation from that Holy Grail of "fairness", U.S. Census data, isn't brain surgery. In fact, I can think of four steps that can be taken immediately, to restore ZTZ offender demographics fairness and make these whining, activist pinheads shut the hell up:
1) Educrats, at all levels, should be banned from citing properly-hyphenated individuals, especially Melanin-Enriched inmates, who differently obey a cess-school's rules of engagement. This ban must stay in force until the appropriate, census-driven ZTZ offender demographics are restored. This point is not negotiable.
2) Public service campaigns should be mounted, from sea to shining sea, to encourage oppressors to do their patriotic duty by committing - and confessing to - their fair share of America's Zero Tolerance rule breaking.
3) Uncle Sam must organize, finance and staff a special task force to guide young oppressors onto a ZeroTolerance offender path. Since so many whites don't have proper rule breaking role models, it might be necessary to 'draft' certain young oppressors and send them to one of those special school hell holes, where every inmate is a career troublemaker, for 6 months to a year. This allows them to learn their new trade from the experts then serve as role models for their friends when they return to thier regular school.
4) Properly-hyphenated individuals with a long track record of ZTZ expulsions should be enlisted for a "ZTZ Offender Mentor" program that would pair them up with rule obeying oppressor young 'uns. Each oppressor ZTZ offender trainee would be 'guided' through some starter infractions by their ZTZ Offender Mentor, allowing them to bag some hands-on training in becoming a 'known cess-school problem student. Since the "ZTZ Offender Mentor" has been nabbed, multiple times, it's a slam dunk that their offender trainee will get caught, allowing the trainee to graduate and help restore 'fairness' to ZTZ offender demographics.
I know what you're thinking PIGsters, and I appreciate your enthusiasm for this worthy, equality of results quest. But, it might not be the right time to yank Percy and Peaches out of that advance placement program and start using that tuition money to hire a pro as your whitey offspring's "ZTZ Offender Mentor". According to PIG's top secret study, there are plenty of oppressors who are thisclose to expulsion for a ZTZ infraction. The problem is that they're stuck in a rut doing petty class disruptions with silly things like the dread 'finger gun'. Before you start Percy and Peaches on the road to a expulsion, look up that sorry ass punk they called a friend - the one who makes you so miserable. He, she, heshe or it is the one who needs a rational adult to put him on the road to a politically-correct Zero Tolerance 'felony', in the name of proper cess-school troublemaker diversity. Go ahead and imagine the punk languishing in mom's basement...It's even okey dokey to laugh out loud. I promise not to tell anybody.
Are we all on the same page now, ZTZ offender fairness Sparky?
Source: PIG News Wire [01/04/14]
I found this Walter E. Williams prose eerily familiar.
Here's a question that I've asked in the past that needs to be revisited. Unless one wishes to obfuscate, it has a simple yes or no answer. If one group of people prefers strong government control and management of people's lives while another group prefers liberty and desires to be left alone, should they be required to enter into conflict with one another and risk bloodshed and loss of life in order to impose their preferences on the other group? Yes or no. My answer is no; they should be able to peaceably part company and go their separate ways.
The problem our nation faces is very much like a marriage in which one partner has an established pattern of ignoring and breaking the marital vows. Moreover, the offending partner has no intention to mend his ways. Of course, the marriage can remain intact while one party tries to impose his will on the other and engages in the deviousness of one-upsmanship and retaliation. Rather than domination or submission by one party, or domestic violence, a more peaceable alternative is separation.
I believe our nation is at a point where there are enough irreconcilable differences between those Americans who want to control other Americans and those Americans who want to be left alone that separation is the only peaceable alternative.
< BIG SNIP>
Americans have several options. We can like sheep submit to those who have contempt for liberty and our Constitution. We can resist, fight and risk bloodshed and death in an attempt to force America's tyrants to respect our liberties and Constitution. A superior alternative is to find a way to peaceably separate into states whose citizens respect liberty and the Constitution. My personal preference is a restoration of the constitutional values of limited government that made us a great nation. ['Parting Company' on Town Hall site]
At least a year ago, I arrived at a similar conclusion:
If America's political system is like a marriage, we seem headed for a bitterly contested divorce. The two sides only share one thing, an unrelenting hostility for each other. For the purposes of this rant, I'll call these warring parties Obamunists and Sovereign Individuals.
To show how far apart the two sides have drifted, here are a few bones of contention:
Sovereign Individuals believe that the primary purpose of government is to create an environment which maximizes individual liberty. Sovereign individuals call this 'an equality of opportunity'.
Obamunists believe that the primary purpose of government is to impose an equality of results through the coercive power of the Nanny State.
Sovereign Individuals believe in the U.S. Constitution, as the Founding Fathers intended it: a document which sets strict, non-negotiable limits on the Nanny State, by clearly delineating the government's limited powers.
Obamunists view the U.S. Constitution as an archaic relic of America's ignoble, white racist past which needs to be abolished, to unleash the full, coercive power of the Nanny State.
Sovereign Individuals, as their name implies, believe that the basic unit of American political life is the individual. America is/was created to maximize INDIVIDUAL liberty. Under this philosophy, all individuals are, in the eyes of the government, created equal.
Obamunists believe that the basic unit of American political life is the group. Under their scheme, the Nanny State pigeonholes Americans using immutable traits and/or lifestyle choices. Under this Orwellian scheme, some - depending on how the Nanny State ranks a given group - are more equal than others.
Sovereign Individuals believe that wealth is dynamic and is only limited by the intelligence and hard work put in by sovereign individuals who strive to maximize their potential.
Obamunists believe that wealth is a static commodity which must be controlled, redistributed, by the Nanny State.
Sovereign Individuals believe that each individual is, must be, accountable for his, her, hisher, or its own actions.
Obamunists are convinced that dark forces - racists, capitalist, sexists, homophobes - are constantly conspiring against them.
Sovereign Individuals believe that they, and they alone, are the best, the only, ones who have the right, the power, to decide how to conduct their own life and dispense with their own property.
Obamunists know how pathetic they are and have convinced themselves that they're too stupid, too inept to conduct their own life. Since misery loves company, they insist that the Nanny State run everyone's life, including those smartass Sovereign Individuals.
I could continue, but you get the idea.
The good news is that, if Sovereign Individuals prevail, the worst that will happen is that Obamunists will lose their bogus, group-specific, rights and will be forced to fend for themselves as GASP individuals.
The bad news is that Obamunists greatly outnumber the Sovereign Individual and are using Nanny State coercion to, systematically, strip Sovereign Individuals of their inalienable individual liberty birthright.
This Sovereign Individual thinks it's time for a political divorce, a nasty process which must, necessarily, divide the community property - America. Sovereign Individuals would move to their portion of America and restore the kind of government, the bastion of individual liberty, that the Founding Fathers created. The Obamunists would be free to devour each other, when they discover that all the achievers live in the Sovereign Individual part of America.
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