"Don't you know a joke when it bites you on the rump Sparky?"

If it's answers you want, pick one of the following:

A) Scratch your head and wonder how you got to this page instead of the answers page.

B) Get mad, call us names and basically make our day.

C) Run straight to Homeland Security and have them stake out PIG's Top Secret Bunker.

D) All of the above.