demeaned us with your shrill rhetoric, your 'males are dumber than
pet rocks' campaign...but we survived. You hounded us with man-hating
harpies like Gloria Allred, Catherine McKinnon, Andrea Dworkin and
Hillary 'Rod-Envious' Clinton...but we survived. You did your best
to criminalize courtship, love and marriage...but we survived. You
have lied, cried, shouted, pouted, connived, plotted, and schemed,
in a vain effort to make it a capital offense to be born male...but
we survived. Mildly annoyed, but otherwise unscathed, we chug our
brewskie, belch, set aside our Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition,
then take a long hard look at you, to determine why you're being
such a pain in the ass. It's not a pretty picture.
enlightened, we're thrilled spitless that you perpetrated your own
cable network...what a crying shame that Oxygen is on life-support,
because even you whining NO-NAD's can't stand it. We, on the other
hand, have ESPN and Fox Sports, both which are so outrageously popular
that they had to clone themselves to handle all the viewers. We'll
try to schedule time to feel your pain, if we ever stop laughing.
that the government empowered you with womyn-coddling laws, recognized
minority status, and all those special privileges, maybe you could
do us a favor. Sensitive, to a fault, we remain ready willing and
able to ogle you, but we no longer feel a pressing need to listen
to your relentless shrieking, so put a god damn sock in it.
in the glow of your self-proclaimed superiority, we feel empowered
to point out life's fun facts:
The conveyance that hauled your wide-load dyke butt to the latest
was invented by a man.
The entertainment technology that substantiates your oppression
drivel like 'The View', 'Oprah' and 'Dr. Phil' was
invented by a man.
The communications technology that let you hound ABC about the Victoria's
Secret runway show was invented by a man.
The information technology that helped you link up with the rest
relentlessly whining 'sisters' was invented by a man.
The hovel where you huddle in your man-hating misery was built by
The freedom you abuse so egregiously was paid for by the blood of
you want us to take you seriously, give up your car, your television,
your phone, your computer, your home, move to Saudi Arabia and go
live in a mud hut wearing a burka. Do that and, perhaps, we might
consider taking you seriously. As much as we'd enjoy seeing you
raise the bar for asinine NO-NAD antics, we're not holding your
breath waiting for NO-NAD mental activity that exceeds pond scum
you must be wondering, is on our evil horndog minds? We're tired
of mere survival...It's time to stand up, dust ourselves off and
act like men. You started this fight, this gender war, and we let
you get away with it. Those days are over and we're more than ready
to fight back, because, when it comes to 'war', men wrote the damn
book. You wanna play lumberjack...you damn sure better be ready
to handle your end of the log...bitch, because we won't be playing
by your rules anymore. Otherwise, shut up, sit down and leave us
the hell alone...but bring us another brewskie, first.
Love and Kisses
If you are NOT, repeat, NOT a NO-NAD, then this page was in no way
meant for you. If you are of the female persuasion, have "Incorrect"
thoughts, and want to be on our team, please direct yourself to
T. D. Treat